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Jobs/VacanciesDriving Job In Port Harcourt by akuracy(op): 12:51pm On Feb 07, 2017
A driver is urgently need in Port Harcourt. The person must have a valid driver's license and more than 4years experience in driving. The person must know the terrain of Rivers state and it's environ. Interested candidate can send their cv to boke@benjaminmichaels.com or call these numbers: 08090908622 and 08037700049

Remuneration is attractive.

Regards.
RomanceRe: Hilarious Ways To Break Up Before Valentine Day by akuracy(m): 6:12pm On Feb 06, 2017
How can you be using broom to sweep my house when you know I am a PDP member. It's over!!!
IslamRe: Islamic Etiquettes of Seeking Permission To Enter Houses by akuracy(m): 2:01pm On Feb 03, 2017
Why not just give us a GMAT exam to write just because we want to enter a house. Eleyi gidi gan ooo
SportsRe: Charm At The Side Of Ghanaian Goal In AFCON Semi Final Match (Pics) by akuracy(m): 1:55pm On Feb 03, 2017
Lol, this is just ordinary toy nah. Some Africans seems to have semen where they should have brain
LiteratureRe: Shadows Of The Green by akuracy(m): 7:28am On Feb 03, 2017
I am following my dearest Bibi
LiteratureRe: Smokescreen by akuracy(m): 7:21am On Feb 03, 2017
Am following. Thanks for the mention
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 22nd January 2017 by akuracy(m): 10:27pm On Jan 22, 2017
ajalawole:
so u think we can lost all abi. We only fear liverpool bro, forget about the rest
Na who dey follow you fear Liverpool? You better stop rough play
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 22nd January 2017 by akuracy(m): 10:12pm On Jan 22, 2017
collinometricx:
if chelshit nor lose dis match mk una quote mhi after d match.... optional1
Shame on you
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Naija Graduate ( Short Story) by akuracy(m): 10:28am On Jan 21, 2017
You have a wonderful ink. Your pen is glorious.
LiteratureRe: Life Of A Broke Naija Graduate ( Short Story) by akuracy(m): 10:26am On Jan 21, 2017
Following
1 Like
CelebritiesRe: Who Else Noticed This ? by akuracy(m): 8:12am On Jan 21, 2017
myfantasies:
Rotfl grin grin grin

U r a clown grin grin
I am still anticipating. I crossed seven mountains and oceans to find you here.
RomanceRe: If You Watched This Movie & Still Unmarried, My Friend Go For Deliverance by akuracy(m): 8:10am On Jan 21, 2017
HateU2:
keep guessing. You can never figure me out from that pix
Why is that guy so interested in accessing your behind?
CelebritiesRe: Who Else Noticed This ? by akuracy(m): 8:08am On Jan 21, 2017
myfantasies:
Hope i am safe huh
Nne, you are safe, I saw you in my dreams and I want to tell you what I saw.The gods have some good news for you
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Vs Mercy Aigbe; Who Rocked The Make Up Free Better? by akuracy(m): 8:06am On Jan 21, 2017
kally90:
I rocked it better than them.
pictures or adonbilivit
CelebritiesRe: Who Else Noticed This ? by akuracy(m): 7:59am On Jan 21, 2017
myfantasies:
Bros don't be offended

D recession affect my pot
kindly reply my mail
PoliticsRe: Solomon Dalung At The 2016 Tarok Carnival (Photos) by akuracy(m): 5:42am On Dec 28, 2016
He's always wearing cap on his empty coconut brain
PoliticsRe: Ayade Carries His Wife On A Power Bike. Photos by akuracy(m): 5:33am On Dec 28, 2016
Ada9103, what are we waiting for? Pls let's go to Calabar
CelebritiesRe: Who Else Noticed This ? by akuracy(m): 5:21am On Dec 28, 2016
myfantasies:
Op it's true ooo

I did not receive any Xmas messages from any of d two banks i am using

Maybe dey have calculated how much dey will spend in sending each of dere costumers sms, nd decide it's best to keep the money in dis economy

Recession don affect Xmas messages
You that cannot invite someone to come and chop rice in your house, is that how you used to do?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Pharma Ethics Calls For Interview by akuracy(m): 5:15am On Dec 28, 2016
TowobolaSR:
Pls does anyone in the house have an idea of the salary scale of Pharma ethics as a medical sales rep staff?. Pls I need an urgent response. Plssssss
i don't, but I remember someone told me its around 60-70k
RomanceRe: Fulani-Themed Pre-Wedding Pics Of A Nairalander And His Beautiful Fiancee by akuracy(m): 5:15am On Nov 19, 2016
Ada9103:
Paint nails? Interesting
As I no de paint nails Nko?
Oya I haff gree
Come and meet my father
Him de naira land oooooo Akuracy
Ada9103 what kind of father-zoning is this? Are you trying to make me feel like am committing incest by proclaiming love to you?
SportsRe: Amokachi With His Twins As Babies Vs With Them As Teens Vs With Them As Men by akuracy(m): 5:11am On Nov 19, 2016
Ada9103:
Baba God pick up my call
see as I just dey look you with my left eye.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview From Benjamin Michaels Ltd by akuracy(op): 11:29am On Sep 19, 2016
collele:
Ok o....But PH?....Has Andrew left BM?....That company sef....They have more reps turnover than cash turnover.... I still appreciate them sha....but they have a very poor Human resources management....
L ok, brother Biko reply my mail nah
CelebritiesRe: Denrele's Younger Sister, Jumoke Edun Is Beautiful by akuracy(m): 11:27am On Sep 19, 2016
Ada9103:
She's pretty..... Thank God say I no de paint..."team natural" make I hide for you back at akuracy
Lol, My sweetheart, you are beautiful just the way you are without makeups. pls don't hide behind my back, come and hide inside my chest.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview From Benjamin Michaels Ltd by akuracy(op): 8:20pm On Aug 28, 2016
collele:
U are prolly still undergoing your 2 months training I guess and u have not repped for any pharmaceutical company before that's why u still feeling fly.....I wish u the best fella...I have one simply advise for u.."keep looking for a way outta BM"....u don't expect me to tell u my name in a platform like NL...Lol....Tomorrow is Monday and Miss Nancy is waiting for u..Lol
Lmao, oga am done with the training and am presently covering Port Harcourt territory.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview From Benjamin Michaels Ltd by akuracy(op): 4:13pm On Aug 28, 2016
collele:
Na lie....resigned late last year for a better and bigger company.... Hail Muyiwa,Gladys, Tina, Anu,Rita et al .....that's if they are still there...
Hello Collele, the term "good" is relative. What is good for me might not be good for you. Wetin be your name make I relate your message to them?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview From Benjamin Michaels Ltd by akuracy(op): 4:13pm On Aug 28, 2016
collele:
Na lie....resigned late last year for a better and bigger company.... Hail Muyiwa,Gladys, Tina, Anu,Rita et al .....that's if they are still there...
Hello College, the term "good" is relative. What is good for me might not be good for you.
RomanceA Nairalander And Oge The Kind Prostitute by akuracy(op): 7:01am On Jul 30, 2016
[18]+
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When I was 18, I solicited a prostitute and we had sex in the brothel where she work at. It wasn't my first time having sex, but it was my first time with an actual adult woman who knew what she was doing. Her name was Ogechi. She was 27, tall and very beautiful
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Her look intrigued me because most atimes she looked like she was deliberately disguising herself, like a spy. I would hang around that area ;the brothel sometimes hoping to see her. Sometimes she would be there, sometimes she wouldn't. Sometimes she would already have a date, sometimes she was available.
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It continued like this for another five or six months. For 500 Naira, I got her for an hour.
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Being 18 and a proper muppet, I would usually be done having sex with her after 15 minutes tops. But the next thirty minutes were honestly what I was paying for.
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We would smoke in her room and she would tell me stories about her life, about living in big cities like Lagos and Calabar , about all her near death experiences and scary situations she had been in...her stories captivated me.
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For her part, Oge was a great listener, which I assume was a quality she shared with many prostitutes, and was always willing to give me friendly advice about relationships and life in general. I felt safe with her, like there weren't any unknowns in life. I treated her like a therapist, and she had an answer to everything..
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I continued to see Ogechi for the next year. After a while, she would start giving me discounts on days like my birthday or holidays. We had such a strange friendship, and i think we were friends. Ogechi was hurt by many people in her life, but never by me, and sometimes I wonder if that's why she continued to see this dopey secondary school dropout for as long as she did. Well, that, and I always paid up front.
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Ogechi died in February, of a drug overdose. I found out when, having not seen her in over two months.
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She was honestly one of my closest friends, and I wish I could have been more to her, because she was so much to me...
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Source: Facebook
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by akuracy(m): 11:24am On Jul 22, 2016
Maxineng:
Vacancy..! Vacancy...!! Vacancy...!!!
A secretary is needed urgently in Laundry Outfit in Karu.

call 08032422611.
oga which state is KARU ?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by akuracy(m): 10:52am On Jul 22, 2016
Dear Joblanders,
A driver is needed urgently, the driver must have a valid driver's license and some years of driving experience. The driver must reside in Ibadan and knows Ibadan very well. The job entails driving within Ibadan and to Osogbo. The candidate must be above 25years of age. The requirements is a valid driver's license, experience, two guarantors and one of the guarantors must be from a bank. Interested candidate should call 08037700049 and forward his CV to Akurracy@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesDriving Job In A Pharmaceutical Company by akuracy(op): 10:46am On Jul 22, 2016
Dear Joblanders,

A driver is needed urgently, the driver must have a valid driver's license and some years of driving experience. The driver must reside in Ibadan and knows Ibadan very well. The job entails driving within Ibadan and to Osogbo. The candidate must be above 25years of age. The requirements is a valid driver's license, experience, two guarantors and one of the guarantors must be from a bank. Interested candidate should call 08037700049 and forward his CV to Akurracy@gmail.com
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Interview From Benjamin Michaels Ltd by akuracy(op): 7:21am On Jun 30, 2016
biggy202:
hello,
Please did you accept the offer? have you resumed?
Is BM a good place to work? Please I need to know what their working conditions are.

Thanks bro
I accepted the offer and presently working with them. It is a good place to work.
SportsRe: Pre-wedding Photos Of Uche Kalu And Ada by akuracy(m): 8:14am On Jun 25, 2016
Ada9103:
OK......I concur..... But can you cook? Not just to boil water and prepare watery noodles. I mean good food, cus I love delicious food.
I am a good cook dear wife. I can cook all sorts of soup , I am the man you are waiting for. please come quickly and marry me.

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