₦airaland Forum

olamikunle213:
Guy u make my day as in ehn I can't stop laughing Guy u make my day as in ehn I can't stop laughing

May your laughter never cease

cruzita:
u go die on top my matter ooo

how do you want me to kill him, gun or bomb ?

falconey:


Lwkm i love this.

Weyrey jam weyrey.

This is when ordinary weyrey jam yaba left weyrey

Behira:
Lol

Your laughter dey make person laff

cruzita:
u get luck ,happy new month too

Happy new month Cruzita my anonymous bride. Me and you still dey marry so ?

Ada9103:
Okkkkkkkk

Okay since and no response, I don too suffer on top this your matter ooo

This morning, I wanted to know how my girlfriend would react if I leave without telling her where I had gone. So I decided to write her a short note saying am tired of her and don't wanna stay with her anymore and after writing the short note, i dropped it on the table in my room before hiding under The bed.

When she came back, she saw the note and after reading it, she wrote something on it and then began to sing and dance while changing her clothes.

She got her phone, dialed someone's number and then said: "Hello bae, am just changing clothes, will join you soon. As for the other fool, it has finally dawned on him that I was just fooling around with him and he said it's over. I was really wrong to have been dating him, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!" Then my girlfriend walked out of the room.

In sobs and very irritated, I got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what she wrote on the note. When I got the note, it said: "I could see your feet, ode. I'm going to buy garri. Stand up, stop your silly games and boil water for the garri!

#HappyNewMonthFams

Malakh:
She is telling the truth, all your xtian pastors are murderers,him that withholds corn him shall the people curse....someone who deprives you of "life" is a "murderer".

Go and die #InOshiomole'sVoice

Ada9103:
Lolssss

I don send you mail tire, at least reply one make we contact nah

Cholls:
my brother ok thaks for the information I will make sure I pass it to relevant security agency.

Lol, you be police, mopol, army, civil defense or Buhari?

Cholls:
my brother is this the Atm at the front of ilaro polytechnic.

This is not Ilaro, it was at Maingate hotel, along shasha road in Ikotun/Egbeda

Ada9103:
Okkk

I have been following you from Nairaland pet to education, from education to family and romance. I hope you will also follow me to the altar ?

My friend mistakenly used the weed meant for my hair cream as curry to cook jollof, now see what is happening to her. one word for this pikin.

splmosixx:
pls how do I get dragnet past questions...
splmosixx@gmail.com
08051691231..thanks

I can't remember the link I downloaded an app that has revised tests for dragnet. but go to appworld on your phone and search for myjob

Ada9103:
I gat you friend

That was how huntax was friend zoned. This is the handwork of the witches and wizards in his village.

HateU2:

My bro, ur ancestors are blind oo cox dis babe neva see him

you don't talk to the ancestors like that, do you want to annoy them ?

FlawlessRebirth2:
.KIKIKI

MY MAIL NO DE WORK.... I BORROW AM GIVE Smellymouth.

Are you breaking my heart because of saintsamurai ?

FlawlessRebirth2:
.KIKIKIKIKI

BROS FREE ME OO

Make I no lie, you fresh. I no go mind send you mail ooo

SAINTSAMURAI:
LOL i go bring my ex. but u go marry me o

bros you no see say na me first dey this game? please go and queue ?

FlawlessRebirth2:
YES...ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU WAN GO COVUN.....


SO THAT YOU GO DE SCENT FOR THE ODA WINCH'es NOSE

Lmao. You be original ogbanje with this reply. smp

HateU2:
If all you want is sex, we will break up

if I don't see your face before the end of today, WE WILL BREAK UP

HateU2:
When I post my pre-wedding pix on NL and it hits FP . Sha keep waiting cox I neva see d guy o

You don't have to search for the guy anymore. The ancestors told me you are the one. My bride, here I am.

KashyBaby:
I like straight shooter..

I like when a man know how to be nasty tats a turn on to me...

Please search no more, here I am

KashyBaby:
exactly...but every man has different style to approach a lady juz to get laid...

Some are playful and some juz straight shooters..

please which one do you prefer, playful or straight shooter ?

HateU2:
O rily fina gan an ni
After making up.
How I wish anybody can contest and win without 'magomago'

But when I go see your picture nah ?

Ada9103:
Awwwwhhhh......some girls can fine....jesu

Ada9103, I can bet my two testicles, you are more beautiful than this girl. And if you aren't convinced , I don't mind betting my kini too

Good luck everyone

Heezishades:
Any news? I applied for quality analyst.

No news yet. We are still waiting for a response.

Let's just hope things will be different this time.

Prinzofparis:
depends on the position you are applying for.

As for this openings ie Quality assurance analyst, and medical representatives, the sequence is as stated below.
1. Dragnet test at Ikeja
2. Function based test at ilupeju
3. A mixture of CBI and SBI at the location you are expected to work,..Ilupeju, Agbara or Flowergate, Sagamu.

the dragnet test is basically GMAT/GRE style.

the function based test us more about the job specs.


NB: Talking from experience, this is what Nestlé Nigeria does. Their staff have relations and friends working there already as contract staff. Then the company puts up advert for openings, people apply, pass tests and interviews and then Nestlé keeps them on a 'waiting list' for a while. The people who were on contract will resume for the publicised openings. Then after a while Nestle will send regret emails to those they kept waiting for months.

they've done this not once, not twice, not trice. its public knowledge here on nairaland.

Hopefully this year will be different though because last years own really exposed them as what they did hit front page.

Thank you bro, your advise is helpful. make we go find connections inside the place be that. May God help us all.

6731deji:
S.W.R.C LTD! wow !
We came ! we saw ! We take Over !!! I don't know why many elite are far from the truth .
I am a Testimony of S.W.R.C . the best place to develop your potentials and control your Financial future .
Please, its it for people of great VISION and DETERMINATION. If you lack these qualities,stay back and be control
by BOSS rather than be your own BOSS. You may still stay back at home and wait for Government to create job
for you.
HOW MUCH HAVE MADE OR EARN TODAY ?

This is why many of you won't make heaven.

Optimixim:
most you who have not experience Nestle interview hear these. nestle does not use dragnet for their test. last year when they conducted maintenance technician interview, it was a kind of discussion class though, current affairs and general knowledge. its not even a competence test. years back 2012, it was same for trainee technician. now i believe the same pattern will follow to o. so lets hope and pray. last year again, some did a kind of questionnaire, you , nestle is not predictable. dragnet questions are not worth learn or hustling for. just ground yourselves on the needful. Goodluck all the way when it finally comes out.

optimixim

[size=14pt]congratulations in advance[/size]

Thank you brother. I share in your faith to say; Akuracy congrats in advance