₦airaland Forum

ipledge5:
alaga gbogbo omo onile

Baba tho lenu..Omo Iya Kilo se'le ? Kini tuntun?

Tuale joor

IamLEGEND1:

I don dial micheal Scofield number....just dey on standby.
See as dygeazy wan come spoil show.....me wey been dey load my playlist make we turn up the gbedu small.

Ayam disappoint.

MUVA:
ALAGA1 I hail!

Baba Nla.. I sight you..

You get mouth pass crocodile

SaiMimzy!!

Dygeasy:
Domin.ique, can we lock this place for a while?

24hours maybe? Thank you

Before una lock the thread, wait make I come out!!

Nobody should lock me inside oo

MissMonalisa:
badoo...

smello no tell you sey me and am dey see behind closed door? lol;*na joke oo*

**closes the door,swallows the key***

So na me and u dey behind closed doors since?

Warden!! Warden!!! I need MORE LIGHTS.

IamLEGEND1:
Oya see the lips I don push dem kom front......
I for tell you smellymo.uth cell number make una dey chill together but I no wan make egbon smelly do something funny.

Baba, see as dem carry ALAGA1 put for Kirikiri

In the voice of Falz--" and dem nor feet resspet my Olviz" as the ALAGA1..Imagine dem serving me watery beans
Chai. I haff suffered sha.. Suen my hear this

HateU2:
E dey ur small dccck abi

na ur punna e dey

Haffa na? U nor dey visit dat corner again? Bin a while tho

DjValency:
cc: lalasticlal.a

Your voice is somehow low bro

HateU2:
ode, supo! Who u wan fccck with dat 'tiny' thing


Ewwwwwwww
Better go 4 peniis enlargement . Dem planty 4 NL here ooo selling it

Ewu Gambia

The thunder when go fire you ehn

HateU2:
abi ur own diick ! Stop lying

Hahahhaha.. u know me na. I am a fuckernizer

naughtynaughty:
Smelly.mouth is crushing on me

If I crush on u, na so your face go be

E go be like wetin trailer jam

HateU2:
*walks in majestically with my tiny waist*

Yes, who called me

See ur tiny waist like my nephew diick

naughtynaughty:
oya come dat means ure d next person we r taking to our kingdom this night

Mtcheeeewwww ..
U nor know me? I be worldwide leader of ogboni association oo
Na una blood I go suck we

naughtynaughty:
she dey here o, stil sleeping. Inside blanket

I dey come, Shift for me
I wan stay in between una two

donbenedict:
smellymouth?

Alaye!! Tuale baba.

Smellymou.th dey Nairaland jail.. The VIP section tho

naughtynaughty:
fear fear.. Beta fr u ooo just go blank like dat

Meaning? If I catch u ehn

Where u hide HateU2 put sef? I never see her since last nyt. Abi na she take the codeine for you?

PissedOffWeed:
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No dey look me like Bro lwkm!

Hahaha.. I cover my yansh oo

vizkiz:
Make army guys catch you. You will hate your looks for life!

PissedOffWeed:
this is the kinda lady I wish to settle down with...kind of ladies that angels would struggle to take a selfie with even on judgment day!

ActOfWar:
1. What's your view on this statement "Islam is complete it's the muslims that aren't"
2. Do you think most of Nigeria's problems originated from the religious practises in the country?
3. Do you think prostitution should be legalised in Nigeria?
4.What's your take on the social media bills?? (bon7s question)


Those are.my general questions for the contestans. Thank you

Neyoor:
Just.Passing.By

Salaam malaykum Brother

ogorwyne:
Nope am still in skool. I have this assignment that looks like rewriting a text book to do. Will be home soon sha.

OK dear.. guess u re back on ur feet .

Be good hun See you soon

Charles4075:
Either Madrid 1- City 1

OR

Madrid 2- City 2.

Either teams to win either halves.

naughtynaughty:
whose fvckmate sir? Plus wats d meaning of fvckmate

HateU2:
Tank God ooooooo

I hope dey release u nxt year make I get small rest 4 NL

I dey VIP prison now sef with one big yansh babe

U go see me very soon and na doggy I go give u