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Jokes Etc / Re: Wicked Ituen by Alalabi(m): 1:10am On Jul 18, 2008
Ituen i fit give you a bodyguard just send #5,000 credit for my phone may be we can talk very well wy mobile is 08012345678 grin cheesy
Music/Radio / Re: Indian Film Songs : Ask Me Here : Old And New Indian Songs Free by Alalabi(m): 12:58am On Jul 18, 2008
Do you get the song wey dey sing for inside shan
Music/Radio / Re: 9ice Don Marry O! by Alalabi(m): 12:52am On Jul 18, 2008
So 9ice is no more a bachelor

Does that mean he would no longer be playing with all the girls on his

Area
Jokes Etc / Nobody Will Believe It by Alalabi(m): 12:20am On Jul 18, 2008
Nobody will believe it, but i tell you, it is true. if you can eat a live lizard,

while sitting on a tortoise, which is flying over the house, and wipe ur

hands on the clouds, then standing upon ur hands, if you can massage

your hair with ur feet, you will get as much hair as my mum has, but if

the lizard you ate was a he-lizard, you will become as bald as Papa

Ajasco and Pa James. ask them if it is not true

Jokes Etc / Blind Dating by Alalabi(m): 11:34pm On Jul 17, 2008
Nneka's mother came fromthe village to advice her daughter against blind dating

Their conversation goes thus grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by Alalabi(m): 8:54pm On Jul 16, 2008
hope no be say you go borrow leg wey you take walk go inside d hall grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / When Will Gongo Aso In This Our Country Nigeria by Alalabi(m): 6:21pm On Jul 08, 2008
My brothers and sisters i beg i want make you help me beg our govt for this country

when they know say they no fit do anything to help the situation of this country

why did they keep promising us that

Gongo Aso[i][/i] cry cry
Jokes Etc / Re: Sports by Alalabi(m): 6:00pm On Jul 08, 2008
My service is pay before service, i urge you to pay me the money before i do the sport
Jokes Etc / Re: Sports by Alalabi(m): 5:23pm On Jul 08, 2008
I fit do the Sport if you can pay me $100,000,000,000 per week.
Politics / Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore by Alalabi(m): 10:04am On Jul 04, 2008
The reason why you think juju doesn't work in this our so called country Nigeria is that the condition in It is growing from worse to worst.The person you are trying to use the juju for might have not eaten anything since morning and pleading to God to just help him even with a slice of bread and you that you are trying to use juju for him is willing to collect something from him. My brother it is as if you are asking for the moon. That is why you think juju doesn't work in Nigeria anymore  undecided

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