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Jokes Etc / Re: Before It Starts by Alalabi(m): 11:22am On Jul 18, 2011 |
one shark up b4 d wife start third world war with am, infact it good make u knw d character of ur partner o |
Jokes Etc / Re: Son Of A Goat by Alalabi(m): 2:33pm On Jul 13, 2011 |
God of Mercy (GOM) |
Poems For Review / Fact Of Life by Alalabi(m): 5:21pm On May 16, 2011 |
Sometimes, there might b good times out of bad times and bad times out of d good ones. These r d normal circumstances which u must try 2 understand. Dont b discouraged by whatever condition u meet urself. Just bear in mind what goal u r aiming 2 achieve, what benefit you will derive 4rm it, and how last it would b with you. Do never b discouraged by any condition u meet urself coz it aint gonna last 4eva. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Back In The Days! by Alalabi(m): 4:02pm On May 16, 2011 |
Una no even mention D drummer boy, Ralia d sugar girl, Without a silver spoon etc etc |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 12:09am On May 16, 2011 |
B4 dey kill d mami water im warn say anybody wey chop am go get instant belle, be it a man or a woman,becos im knw wetin u lagos pipu fit do |
Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Alalabi(m): 11:55pm On May 15, 2011 |
Survive till u succeed coz pain is temporary,but failure is 4eva. |
Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Alalabi(m): 11:11pm On May 15, 2011 |
There's only one way 2 get things done right, & that is only d right way. |
Literature / Re: Short, Witty Quotes! by Alalabi(m): 11:08pm On May 15, 2011 |
He who is wishing 2 become a great person in life must first learn how 2 fall |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 10:40pm On May 15, 2011 |
@Idowuogbo I no b alabi yellow I b Alabi Handsome. go check google Two men wey dey make lov wit a mosquito wey dem catch 2day&mami water wey dey c 4inside swimming pool |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 7:10pm On May 15, 2011 |
BROKEN NEWS!!! Two men has been caught Raping a Mosquito beside Abalti barracks 2day. They were cot by a soja man & d right action has been taken 2 disiplin dis men. Meanwhile a sea goddess (mammy water) is seen inside d National Stadium swimming pool today bt dey don kash am kill am & go put d body 4inside Museum. If u 1t 2 av a luk go any museum wey dey near u,u go c am |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Wh Jokes by Alalabi(m): 7:29am On May 14, 2011 |
Why is Nigeria d best country in d world? Becos corruption is legalised |
Jokes Etc / Re: Rack Your Brains!z! by Alalabi(m): 7:26am On May 14, 2011 |
I am sumtin when a poor man sees me he throw me away, when a rich man sees me he keep me in his pocket & when a small child sees me he licks me like sweet. What am I |
Jokes Etc / Re: Add Ur Own by Alalabi(m): 8:34pm On May 09, 2011 |
LDKMD (Laff Don Kill Me Die) WIDC (Walahi I Dey Craze) IDL (I Dey Listen) WUD (Where U Dey) IDLO (I Don Log Out) |
Jokes Etc / Dont Talk While Eating by Alalabi(m): 5:17pm On May 08, 2011 |
One day a man was eating wit his son peacefully in d dinning room, not until suddenly d boy wants 2 start discussing wit his father Junior: Daddy see, (his dad shut him up) Dad: will u shut up junior aw many times av I warned u not 2 talk while eating Junior: I'm sorry sir After they finished eatin d man called his son & wanted 2 find out what Junior was tryin 2 say while they were eatin Dad: Junior what were u tryin 2 say while we were eating. Junior: oh dad 4get, it's of no use again. I just wanted 2 tell u dat I saw a dead flying insect in ur food but u wldn't let me talk |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 4:55pm On May 08, 2011 |
Well, 10God I already got one. A lovin Afghanistan woman |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 3:51pm On May 08, 2011 |
I'm looking 4a wife who can 1. Prepare semo inside cocacola bottle 2. Use petrol cook rice 3. Boil petrol as h2o 4 tea 4. Use petrol chop semo 5. And finally wey go dey use petrol baf d pikins 4 mornin & nights. |
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Alalabi(m): 3:22pm On May 08, 2011 |
Here's a yoruba rap show me ur luv, to o ba fe kin gbe e lo court ki lo n se e má ma dull I just wanna av sum fun. Sori bo se wa yii awon eyan royin e fun mi won ni bo sori fun mi pe mi o ni dele royin. Emi gan o de kere, wa be mi naa nibe o da mi loju pe iwo lo ma koko bebe taba ti bere ise,nse lo ma ma w'abebe coz pressure tin ma impose le e, o oni le withstand e |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Most Funniest Comedian In Nigeria? by Alalabi(m): 10:57pm On May 03, 2011 |
My own opinion ATAHIRU JEGA GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN OBASANJO ATIKU ABUBAKAR BABANGIDA BUHARI etc, etc, 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ans These If U Can by Alalabi(m): 7:45am On May 03, 2011 |
Poverty |
Jokes Etc / Whose Ticket? by Alalabi(m): 3:25am On May 03, 2011 |
There was goin 2b a very important intermational football match @ d stadium. Any1 who 1ted 2 get in had 2 buy his ticket @least a week b4. A few minute b4 d match was goin 2 begin, all d gates were shut so dat d crowd of pple who had no tickets cud not force deir way in. Jst den a stadium employee who was standin inside one of d gate saw a boy pushin his way btw d legs of d crowd. Atlast d boy reached d gate, put his hand in his pocket, pulled out a ticket & asked d man 2 open d gate. The man opened it so dat d boy cud get tru. He noticed dat d boy was very small, so he said, 'Have u com by urself? Ur father likes watching football, doesnt he? 'Oh yes', said d boy, 'he does very much.' 'den y hasnt he come with u? 'Oh,' replied d boy, 'he's still @ home, lookin everywhere 4 dis ticket!' |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ans These If U Can by Alalabi(m): 5:39pm On May 02, 2011 |
@larry ok now mabinu. No vex |
Forum Games / Re: ~Positive Inspirational Game . . . ~ by Alalabi(m): 3:14pm On May 02, 2011 |
If u can c me with ur eyes, then definitely I'm not invisible |
Forum Games / Re: The Last Person To Post Here Wins! by Alalabi(m): 3:08pm On May 02, 2011 |
@last |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ans These If U Can by Alalabi(m): 2:39pm On May 02, 2011 |
@larry-sun, not dat I'm rude but it is common-sensical. If ur father has 5 children and one of em is a bastard dat means u r not up to 5 mo niyen & as u can c u r a Nigerian and u com get chacha cheche chichi chocho as siblings, she dey no b chinese ni? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ans These If U Can by Alalabi(m): 2:11pm On May 02, 2011 |
It must definitely b u now, abi all ur chinese, cha che chi cho brothers r bastards |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ans These If U Can by Alalabi(m): 8:35am On May 02, 2011 |
When it is a toy or when I take its pic. I will carry it with a hand |
Jokes Etc / Re: Atiku: A New English Word by Alalabi(m): 11:22pm On May 01, 2011 |
@parki. Y u com atikulize am so. U com aticulize all im plan |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 10:54pm On May 01, 2011 |
So u neva c chicken socks b4, that means u must av neva heard about d rooster condom @ol |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ans These If U Can by Alalabi(m): 10:46pm On May 01, 2011 |
Level. Deed. Lawal. Wo I no fit think, I don dey sleep |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Jooor Thread (Male Bash Females, Females Bash Males) by Alalabi(m): 9:28pm On May 01, 2011 |
Ahh! Finally I c sum1 wey fit wash cloth with petrol and dry am on top gas cooker |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ans These If U Can by Alalabi(m): 8:41pm On May 01, 2011 |
The quick brown fox jump over the lazy dogs |
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