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Crime › Re: Woman Pays 390K To Buy Anointing Oil For Her Private Part by alberto2k(m): 11:28am On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
It wont at all,i wan dash ur babes oil for their punny,abeg holla at kingtom,stephenqueen,fabdedon,Ipledge,tosyn2much
stephenqueen oya comu, come buy Hydraulic oil for lagmoskuit grin
Nairaland General › Re: Why I Prefer Romanceland by alberto2k(m): 11:26am On Apr 15, 2015
mizkeleke:
Lol


Stop selling weed
then how will I pay ya bride price undecided
You know say na Assistant to the assistant conductor work I dey do grin grin
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:24am On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
Chai! Assistant to assistant conductor, alberto2k u see ur life grin grin
oya come, bring ya ear I wan tell u one amebor cool







































**Screams in his ear and dash am chronic slap grin grin
Mumu grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Most Funny Nairaland Signature by alberto2k(m): 11:22am On Apr 15, 2015
Orijin101:
where that giant weed sef?
e dey Dharry99 hand, go beg amu for small grin
Nairaland General › Re: Why I Prefer Romanceland by alberto2k(m): 11:18am On Apr 15, 2015
Fulaboy:
I dey right behind our house in fact sleep inside everyday grin
Choi! This fulani man dey high for dream sef grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Most Funny Nairaland Signature by alberto2k(m): 11:15am On Apr 15, 2015
KingTom:
I no get BSc. na, undecided Show some respect! You are talking to an MBBS holder undecided
****Lights the rubbish mbbs****
*****puffs*****
See as my promotion for office don go grin grin grin
you're not alone grin Buhari too no get certificate grin grin

One of him cows don chop am with grass since 1997 grin

The poor cow died as a PhD holder in 2001 grin grin
Crime › Re: Woman Pays 390K To Buy Anointing Oil For Her Private Part by alberto2k(m): 11:09am On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
yes naa,that is how will roll :Di even sell am for Beamborlar make she use am for kinglekan cheesy
hope this ya new business no go affect the peppersoup biz undecided

I no wan come hear say Hipopotamus and lion meat don finish o grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Why I Prefer Romanceland by alberto2k(m): 11:03am On Apr 15, 2015
Fulaboy:
I woke up feeling fresh in my farm grin


:cc orijin101
Alberto2k
Sinaj
2dice.
Chimerase
Fabdedon
Kingtom

When are you guys coming to my farm? undecided
Oboi where this ya weed farm dey make we come thief examine amu grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Most Funny Nairaland Signature by alberto2k(m): 11:00am On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
Omo ale jatijati Thunder fire u undecided undecided
Thunder no dey fire Omo ale grin grin

But e dey fire wehrey! grin grin
Crime › Re: Woman Pays 390K To Buy Anointing Oil For Her Private Part by alberto2k(m): 10:58am On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
wetin i sell for sinaj cheesy
Anointing punanii Oil to make Orijin101 come back for more grin grin
Crime › Re: Woman Pays 390K To Buy Anointing Oil For Her Private Part by alberto2k(m): 10:53am On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
When anointing oil don turn hypo na..I no say dat woman pus§y don wide pass Atlantic ocean na why she wash am with anointing oil to bring more clients .Women has been a cheat since the days of Adam and evegrin grin grin
Cc: jacksparrow1207
Kingtom
Alberto2k
Orijin101
2dice
Ipledge
Prettythicksme
Come see wetin ma eye see.G
I hear say na Prettythicksme sell amu for sinaj grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Your Most Funny Nairaland Signature by alberto2k(m): 10:52am On Apr 15, 2015
Orijin101:
tankz for the compliment bro cheesy may the gods be with you. . .

cc: alberto2k
stephenqueen
kingtom
ipledge
jacksparrow1207
acekidc4

report here. . .
**carries basket of weed on my head**
*rushes into thread

Kingtom, stephenqueen and Jacksparrow1207, make una bring una BSc. certificates make we take amu smoke this weed grin grin

Nairaland General › Re: Why I Prefer Romanceland by alberto2k(m): 10:46am On Apr 15, 2015
Orijin101:
Coz romanceland is the most interesting section on NL, no doubt about that!
Goat, so na here u dey? undecided

When their Kingtom and stephenqueen dey chop ewa and beans with orobo coke grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Why I Prefer Romanceland by alberto2k(m): 10:42am On Apr 15, 2015
mizkeleke:
Yea.....We got weed sellers as well, d likes of orijin101 and alberto2k......

The men of list...d likes of tosyne2much n emusmith..

The grammatical profs like The son of mark...

Sexy n cute babes like mua.....Lil

And a whole lot of funny dudes n babes...

We too much jare
Na for Bad tin I dey always see my name grin grin
Why always me huh grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 10:39am On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
Guy why u no cum take ur brother alberto2k go,dem don sack him for him vulcanizer work
make Sango thunder fire ya left yansh and kiss your right balls! grin grin

Ode grin
Nairaland General › Re: Morning Wishes To Your Fav Nairalanders by alberto2k(m): 9:34am On Apr 15, 2015
ronald4lif:
Okay. For me though there's nothing special about Wednesdays. Still same routing at this boring ....... place. Thanks for Nairaland that helps lift the boredom and these special people.

Ag apecharis
Ipl edge
Alb erto2k
So ftysparky
To syne2much
Wr istwatch
Ch iam55
M izkeleke
Fa lconey
M zztega

And a whole lots of others. Good morning to you all.
Good morning to u boss, Have a pleasant day ahead sire! cool
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 9:27am On Apr 15, 2015
KingTom:
Ogbeni Ilu wo loti wa? Mtcheeeeeeeeeww Driver Ato igbawo k'atodebe? ah ah move this vehicle! grin grin grin
Baba emi o gbo yen fahuh Omo Nna ni o embarassed
Romance › Re: List Of Things A Girl Will Stop Doing When She Become A Woman By Man Of List by alberto2k(m): 9:21am On Apr 15, 2015
ok 6 grin
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 6:55am On Apr 15, 2015
KingTom:
Oya na, Wole pelu change e!! grin Ah! wole pelu
senji e ooo, iya mi o le pariwo o!! grin grin grin
ah! Awon Eleyi ti ya wehrey tipe tipe grin grin
Baba awon wehrey badagry! grin
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 6:47am On Apr 15, 2015
KingTom:
Shey Kirikiri don dey sing love song for you abi? grin
wehrey na now u dey wake ba undecided

Oga mufu dey call u, say make u come do conductor for amu grin grin
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 6:31am On Apr 15, 2015
Chiam55:
I'll give you 15m to lash those you've cc lol tongue
undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 6:18am On Apr 15, 2015
KingTom:
Because say e big no mean say e go produce o, na fake dollars o grin grin grin
some mallam dey collect fake, we go iron am and change amu to naira grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Ladies Hate Ugly Guys? by alberto2k(m): 6:11am On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
alberto2k and orijin101 report here now dem dey talk una matter grin grin grin
Why u leak our photo?undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 12:25am On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
Why I no go fear amu,me dey respect ma wife o .U think say I be like you wey u no dey respect ur wife,wey u go dey cheat on her undecided undecided undecided
Iswear Lagmoskuit dn carry ur pinshure go Baba place embarassed
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 12:14am On Apr 15, 2015
Orijin101:
shut upu. . . she be mosquito like you?
Abi na 2 days person dey use carry belle and born amu undecided ?
undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 12:09am On Apr 15, 2015
Orijin101:
shey madness dey worry you abi na you dey worry madnesshuh
both embarassed
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 12:08am On Apr 15, 2015
stephenqueen:
I no dey lash undecided undecided ma wife lagmostkuit dey around grin cheesy
you dey fear amu ? undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:58pm On Apr 14, 2015
Orijin101:
Abeg, free chiam55 na my official babe be that angry
take ur sinaj back I no want, gimme back my babe embarassed grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by alberto2k(m): 11:55pm On Apr 14, 2015
stephenqueen:
You don high on expired weed ba undecided undecided
Alberto2k report here now,na u sell this guy expired weed ba? grin
Agapecharis no lie, who sell that weed give u embarassed huh
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:52pm On Apr 14, 2015
Chiam55:
Those who say no can liiiiie angry
and u way never sleep suppose collect lashing tongue

Cc: Orijin101
Stephenqueen

See this fine babe, come make we lash amu grin
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:50pm On Apr 14, 2015
Orijin101:
No mind amu, na castrate we go castrate amu last.
sinaj don gimme pikin already tongue
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:49pm On Apr 14, 2015
stephenqueen:
You sure say if we use alberto2k for ritual him go bring money undecided, na coin that guy go dey bring ooo, him head hard gringringrin
make una carry kingtom head, e go bring dollars full 3rooms grin grin

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