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Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:43pm On Apr 14, 2015
Orijin101:
Na why i like my balls, him no dey for where ogun fit strike amu na tongue
So u forget ur balls for that gay yansh shocked
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:39pm On Apr 14, 2015
Orijin101:
No be because of people like you, i know say you fit rob dead body na why i decide say make i dey security conscious eventhough i wan die tongue
BTW, why you borrow sorry dash sinaj belle undecided ?
Ehm... Ehm Iswear I no touch amu embarassed

we just dey play mommy and daddy ni embarassed embarassed
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:37pm On Apr 14, 2015
Orijin101:
No jhoor. . . make we use amu for ritual angry
make Ogun fire the 2 of una balls emergency thunder undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:29pm On Apr 14, 2015
Orijin101:
Aye mi oooo shocked
*faints. . .
.
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*wakes up and read the comment again. . .
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*dies finally.
Na so dem dey Die, you die and u still put hand for pocket undecided

Better comot ya hand make I collect that 15M grin grin
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Role Of A Gay/lesbian With A Real Gay/lez In A Movie For N15m by alberto2k(m): 11:27pm On Apr 14, 2015
stephenqueen:
Weyrey so na here una dey wey I don dey look for una ....make I do one ofofo for u,sinaj ur babe don get belle for alberto2k grin embarassed cry
and lagmoskuit don geh belle for kingtom grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 11:01pm On Apr 14, 2015
Orijin101:
Thunder wey go strike you still dey dance kukere for hell fire. . .
your papa yansh.... Wehrey wan chop 15million grin grin grin
Ur yansh go don red by now grin grin
No worry I don help u buy pampers and painkillers grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 10:49pm On Apr 14, 2015
stephenqueen:
Weyrey grin grin wey orijin101 na
Him dey play gay role for one movie, one gay dey yansh am currently grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 10:34pm On Apr 14, 2015
KingTom:
Guy my hand no dey there oo grin
Fear not I say unto you grin

I dey your back gidigbam in times of troubles! grin grin

















































But if na ggrin time of trouble, sorry u no go see me grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by alberto2k(m): 9:56pm On Apr 14, 2015
KingTom:
Baba I go slap soldier for Eburutu Barracks o, I dey do frog jump now sef grin grin grin
*meets him in surulere

kai! Boiz why did u ask him to Frog jump from Ojo barracks to surulere? Are u all stupid? grin grin

Okay, my friend am sorry for the inconveniences, don't mind my boiz. Now u can frog jump back to ojo barracks grin grin grin

*Drives off in Hilux truck grin grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 9:36pm On Apr 14, 2015
stephenqueen:
If I tear you sango slap E go be like say na thunder strike you
sango slap? undecided

**Wears Irumole's helmet and charm on waist grin grin

Oya try amu undecided

Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by alberto2k(m): 9:32pm On Apr 14, 2015
KingTom:
*******Drinks Tombo******
Who? grin grin grin

*****Staggers while doing SK*****
grin grin
wehrey! Shak dey go! grin grin

Na frm inside gutter you go do morning devotion tomorrow grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 9:26pm On Apr 14, 2015
marieolae:
I reject evil.
hiohiohiohohio grin

He's finer than Naija.boiy grin grin

Please check the pic again and compare grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 9:20pm On Apr 14, 2015
KingTom:
No be ggrin be that? shocked
Baba, that guy beautiful pass ggrin far far grin grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 9:17pm On Apr 14, 2015
marieolae:
what is this? undecided
Your future fiancée grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 8:58pm On Apr 14, 2015
SarcasticMe:
Gimme some weed too, OP...
cool

Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 8:43pm On Apr 14, 2015
stephenqueen:
Alberto2k jewo na u, chai u be like.......... grin grin grin grin
undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 8:40pm On Apr 14, 2015
Chiam55:
He's beautiful kiss
Dude looks gay.. grin

But thanks, I'll extend the compliment to him grin grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 8:26pm On Apr 14, 2015
Danhumprey:
Bullshìt!undecided
Dude stop being jealous grin grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 8:25pm On Apr 14, 2015
2dice:
cheii fine boi no pimpu
lagmostkuit and Beamborla cheesy
must be tripping right now
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op):
temitemi1:
undecided undecided undecided
politics section this way grin grin ======>
Romance › Re: Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op): 8:15pm On Apr 14, 2015
Kingtom, Orijin101, Stephenqueen, 2dice, fulaboy
Make una come see something oo grin grin
Romance › Photo:Check Out this Nairalander guy wearing Make-up by alberto2k(op):
hehehe grin grin

His make up artiste sister decided to make her brother look more handsome cheesy

https://www.nairaland.com/fineboi2

Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by alberto2k(m): 7:37pm On Apr 14, 2015
KingTom:
Oya make I rap
***Puffs pipe***
Only one King and only one Tom and that's Kingtom Nigga!!! Believe that! that!
*****Drinks sapele water*******
Uh huh!!!!
I operate in the theatre like i'm charly Chaplin amd when I get home, I operate on my baby girl her booty's clappin'

It may look like I ain't got much to say, but guy free me where I dey we no dey stay!

I always keep to time like a wall clock, but I never slow my pace in bed, I'm like a super jock

A hundred and one reasons why the girls love me, a million reasons why the guys wanna be me!

E be like say I smoke weed before I sing this song, because I didn't know how it happened but I'm licking a thong!!!!!!

Cc
Orijin101
Stephenqueen
2dice
Alberto2k
wristwatch
prettythicksme
grin grin grin
shayo bastard grin grin grin
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by alberto2k(m): 7:13pm On Apr 14, 2015
prettythicksme:
LOL OK,u see mine?COCO by O.T genasis
that song to funny me die grin

I'm in love with the Koko grin
Music/Radio › Re: Rap Verse You Love By A Naija Artiste by alberto2k(m):
I swear it couldn't be sweeter, Life's a biitch
Depending on how you treat her, you might get rich

It's guaranteed you gonna die, you might get missed
For maybe 2 or 3 hours, 'til they light their spliffs

And that coke will get you a long time
But when I let 'em know the dope is out, it's like
America Online

Wise has awoken
And you know they say that you deserved it whenever
you die with your eyes open

I still hold a title, because I'm in the hood like them
little motorcycles
Stick up kids, hoppin out with them old rifles
Just doin shiit for nothin, it's so spiteful

Ha I'm just like you
Word that niggaz wanna murk you is in the air
A double shot of yak and the purple is in the air
And I'm not cocky, I'm confident
So when you tell me I'm the best it's a compliment

**Puffs weed and Bouces out of thread cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romancelanders Voice Note Thread 2015 by alberto2k(m): 5:49pm On Apr 14, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
I just arose from a snooze then I remembered I promised someone I'd do a voice note.
Here's the son of Mark's voice note (when he's in a lighter mood):
Download link: http://www.datafilehost.com/d/7a63868f

Cc: MzNelly
Orijin101
Stephenqueen
Alberto2k

April07


2dice
Dick
Ronald4lif
Falconey
Missclasssy

thanks for the SO Mr. mark..

Iyanmi Ooh! That ya voice go sweet to cast news or anchor a political Tv show grin grin
Celebrities › Re: B-Red, Davido And Sina-Rambo Back In The Days Before Fame by alberto2k(m): 5:30pm On Apr 14, 2015
stephenqueen:
undecidedundecided
fear don catch wehrey! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Why Fair Girls??? Do Black Babes Rule !! by alberto2k(m): 2:14pm On Apr 14, 2015
you're consoling yourself for not being able to get a lightskinned girlfriend undecided
Romance › Re: Dilemma! by alberto2k(m): 1:48pm On Apr 14, 2015
Acekidc4:
Hahaahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahgringringringringringringringringringringrin

Orijin101,Albe rto2k, Fulaboy and KingTom are the Biggest WEEDER Boss of our TIME
now na smoke don full our head, brain don High con waka comot enter Lagoon grin grin
Romance › Re: Dilemma! by alberto2k(m): 1:44pm On Apr 14, 2015
Acekidc4:
Excuse WHO are Youhuh Cos I didn't give you permission to Quotegringringringringringringrin


That Above there is what Highness can Cause!!cheesy

Me Abuse My OGA at the Top Albe rto2k?? Lailai Tukiahwu!!
hiohiohiohahahahahiohahahahahahiohiohioahahahah

*inhales smoke coming out from his weed grin grin

*faints grin

Romance › Re: Dilemma! by alberto2k(m): 1:01pm On Apr 14, 2015
Acekidc4:
Me don dey Inspired alreadycheesycheesy
Blazing my own too this Early hot afternoongrin
this hot afternoonhuh
Your craze don load reach 97% grin grin

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