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CFCfan: ^^
And they've never written any good thing about any government official

there is nothing good to write about the nigerian government.......if there is,pls name 3.

chuxyz: I'm a guy, so i'm representing the guys. Here are some mentalities of ladies i hate.

1. Thinking every guy think about sex every now and then and nothing else

2. Thinking a guy is suppose to make the approach even when they are the one dying for him

3. Thinking any strange guy calling or approaching them is trying to woo them.

4. Thinking they can out-smart every guy judging from one of two successes.

5. Thinking they give 100times more in a relationship whilst they gave only sex which both parties mutually enjoyed.

6. Thinking every married man is prone to cheat on their wives.

7. Ladies with very big bosom and flat azz trying to feel among thinking all guys are fan of big bosom thus a compensation for flat azz.

8. Thinking their mobile phone is an answering machine while every guys own is a calling machine.

Let's see who wins this battle. This is just for fun. Oya guys top the list

@op d number 5 is very true

abuayman: This is a speech made by Israel Prime Minister benjamin Netanyahu to his cabinet few days ago. It was reprinted by Affan Sosibo for the African National Congress Youth League on the 8th July 2014.
I quote…” We are not obliged even the least to try to prove to anybody and to the blacks and Arabs that we are superior people. We have demonstrated that to the blacks and Arabs in 1001 ways. The State of Israel that we know of today has not been created by wishful thinking. We have created it at the expenses of intelligence, sweat and blood………We do not pretend like other whites that we like the blacks. The fact that, blacks and Arabs look like human beings and act like human beings do not necessarily make them sensible human beings. Hedgehogs are not porcupines and lizards are not crocodiles because they look alike. If God had wanted us to be equal to the blacks and Arabs, he would have created us all of a uniform colour and intellect. But he created us differently: Whites, Blacks, Yellow, Rulers and the ruled. Intellectually, we are superior to the Blacks and Arabs; that has been proven beyond any reasonable doubt over the years. I believe that a Jew is honest, God fearing person, who has demonstrated practically the right way of being……By now every one of us has seen it practically that the Blacks and Arabs cannot rule themselves. Give them guns and they will kill each other. They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives and indulging in sex. Let us all accept that the Blackman is a symbol of poverty, mental inferiority, laziness and emotional incompetence. Isn’t it plausible? Therefore that the Whiteman is created to rule the Blackman……And here is a creature (Blackman) that lacks foresight….. The average Black does not plan his life beyond a year”.

www.yaaya.com/mobi

op d deliverance u nid go involve cane and slap......

Truth24: Patience Jonathan does not speak good English
(We agree) but she is loved by a PHD Holder,
Former Deputy Governor, Former Vice President
and the President of a powerful nation.
Who have you attracted with your Queen's English?
You can speak flawless grammar
but you cannot stand by your man through tough
times.
she was a tailor in Warri with
little or no education. Today she is the First Lady of
the
Federal Republic of Nigeria
(There is God O°˚˚ ).
Wise ones will learn from her.
Interestingly, That is.......
* The Woman that stood by GEJ when he was living
with all his brothers in 1room apartment.
* That is the woman that took GEJ to her Uncle in
Zoology Dept. of Uniport in order to help him get
admission which he got.
* That is the Woman that stood by GEJ when he had
no food to eat and will bring Food stuffs for him in
school every weekend.
* That is the Woman that used her money from her
business to help GEJ to pay for handouts and
textbooks when he was an Undergraduate.
* That is the Woman that stood by GEJ till he
became the President of Nigeria.
Now, answer these questions.
* How many of you ladies here can do this for the
Love of a Man?
* How many of you guys can boast that your girl
can stand by you like Patience did?
* How many of you guys prefer a lady that speaks
Good english but will be the worst wife ever
* How many of you guys will
prefer a wife that speaks good english but will be
your downfall tomorrow..
A wife that speaks good english but will make your
life miserable like hell on earth - Is that what you
prefer?
Many of you have left your
boyfriends because he doesn’t have money, men
are in a big race to marry a big girl - then you stand
and say
"There is GOD oooo
OF COURSE, THERE'S A GOD who doesn't judge by
outward appearances or the fluency of
anybody's spoken English.

op shey u dey dere wen patience dey do all dese tins for jona?#rubbish

fairygeh: Wow.but wait tho what were they doing on that bed?are they n aked? #justcurious

lol....make dem dey wait for u?

I just graduated with a Bsc in chemical engineering but am considering doing an MBA.....I would love to know the best university to pursue an MBA degree

ERTHAENIGMA: Abeg when premier league dey start

na on d 16 of august.....dis season go too make sense

favprec12: Surulere

lol...see d way tuface kaftan swallow am
see wentin e carry wear for leg
see faze weak shirt
life can change

Opiosko: Werey! Na 1st class mugus plenty for NK.. Kind of things that APC will do to Nigeria.

wentin cum bring APC enta dis one nah

frankben: very long epistle...

*moves away from thread*

smh.........dem nor force u enter

dondumexx: http://m.premiumtimesng.com/news/164804-nigeria-police-uncover-plot-to-bomb-abuja-again.html

www.dondumex.com

just hope dis BH problem comes to an end very soon

rattlesnake: "On Sunday, the 22nd of June, at exactly 1:00PM, we lost access to Nairaland's server. I immediately asked our web host to fix the problem. They refused to discuss the situation with me until very early on Monday morning, when they told me that someone hacked their server management system and used it to gain access to our server. The hacker deleted everything on our server, including our backups which we kept in a separate disk on the same server.

All topics and posts created in the last 5 months[/b]are gone"


[b]22 OF JUNE(6TH MONTH) AT 1PM...ALL DATA FOR 5 MONTH IS GONE

JUNE=6
1AM + 5 MONTHS= 6
2+2+2 = 6= 22nd + 2 digits( )

666

The Illuminati attacked NAIRALAND because Osewa refused to JOIN

OSEWA IS A HERO

loool......op u don high

YNeme3E: errmm. truout my stay if my skul hostel... ive seen many funny and errm weird,, dats d right word.. in d past two days ive seen my friend cook his egusi soup with 9 cubes of sugar.. now jst yesterday.. my very gud friend hu stays in d nxt room was soaking his garri(oto) with indomie spice... hv u guys seen any weirder combination dan dese?

bread and ogbolo soup

in d oda news @op egusi and 9 cubes of sugar.....calm down oo

jotey: source

heard it from some frnds...I don't knw weda its true dats y am askin

xmobaba: A movie producer in Ghana as been arrested by the police force in the country after the said man was caught with a 17 year old girl, after the producer promised to get her a movie role ,Apparently, the Producer promise to feature the girl in one of the top movies in Ghana.

According to information gathered ,The producer went further to convince the girl to sleep with him to enable him put her name on the final list.

The naive little girl accepted his proposition and then went to meet him at an unknown location. After enjoying the girl, the producer couldn’t feature the girl on any movie.

This so called Movie Producer is allegedly known for sleeping around with small girls on the pretence of featuring them in movies.

The father of the girl found out about what happen to his daughter and then went straight to the producer’s house with Police to arrest him.

On getting to the producer apartment they meet him with another young girl .click the watch button to watch the video http://xmoentertainment..com/2014/07/video-movie-producer-caught-doing.html

d producer did absolutely nothing wrong
how wil a 17 year old girl....17 year old girl agree to sleep with a man because of movie role....
and d girls father had d hrt to arrest d producer

in other news op,u sure say dat na wentin happen because d story nor make sense

Just heard that Ghana's Asamoah Gyan was involved in a serious boat accident and his friend, a musician by name Castro has been confirmed dead(they both did a hit song together).
Anyone heard about it too?

Rizstar: Bananas contain three natural sugars – sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world’s leading athletes. But energy isn’t the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

DEPRESSION

According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS:
Forget the pills – eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

ANEMIA
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

BLOOD PRESSURE:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit’s ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

BRAIN POWER
200 students at a Twickenham school ( England ) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

CONSTIPATION
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

HEARTBURN
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

MORNING SICKNESS
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

MOSQUITO BITES:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

HANGOVERS
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

NERVES
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system..
Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

ULCERS
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chroniclercases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

TEMPERATURE CONTROL
Many other cultures see bananas as a ‘cooling’ fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has FOUR TIMES the protein, TWICE the carbohydrate, THREE TIMES the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around so maybe it’s time to change that well-known phrase to, “A BANANA a day keeps the doctor away!”
http://www.talkofnaija.com/health/after-reading-this-youll-never-look-at-a-banana-the-same-way-again

nice one

Iamsynord: Davido and Wizkid are probably the Biggest music artistes below the Age of 25 that we have in the country now.The constant argument amidst fans about who is better has sparked a lot of controversies ,Blogs,threads and forums.

i cannot categorically tell which one of them is better but i Will like to just state this few Things.

1) Davido and Wizkid are both extremely talented and gifted in the art of Music making.However ,kudos must be given to Wizkid for writing his own songs,Davido is practically enjoying others people Shine ..we all know Wizkid 's Maiden Album "Suoerstar " cannot be compared to Davido's OBO album in terms of good music, sales,acceotance and awards.Talking abt Post album songs,all Davido's post album songs are stolen songs. is it Password Gobe which he stole,or B red's One of a Kind and the Latest Aye which he stole from Runtown ?? We are not even sure whether skelewu was nt stolen as the dance step was stolen from dammy krane gbetiti dance .

Till date,Nobody has accused Wizkid of stealing their songs, frm his Azonto,to On top ur Matter, Bombay ,One question etc ,everything is purely Wizkid hard working mind dat writes and supplys us good and not stolen Music..

2) Most People accuse Wizkid of being Pompous. Yes he might be ,bt Davido is certainly more pompous than WizKid.He labelled himself OBO ,sang abt his fathers wealth all the time,dealt with a taxi driver,fought an immigration officer and went bazzukas when his name was not included in The Forbes top ten richest artistes in Nigeria.when wizkid won BET,d guy celebrate small,see davido day happy like say na World cup...Yes wizkid is human,calling a fan broke may be harsh bt we know some nigerians are fools and can say silly tinz at times..Hw many Times ,Davido don throw money for Crowd b4? Eh? And he like hin fans Abi?? Smh

3) Wizkid is better at free styling and taking choruses more than Davido.Take it or Leave it .is it d Nonsense Davido did with Omo mummy and Kalo connect you pple call freestyle See wizkid azonto,tease Me,dont dull ,zombie,lowkey etc.wizkid Chorus Chai,too sweet, davido is good too,but Second to wizkid..

4) Wizkid wants the progress of others.. He signed Lax and immediately featured him on the smash Hit Caro and also ensured a high class video For his smash Hit "Ginger "...he signed Maleek berry,dr frabz and Legendary beats.. Look at Davido HKN,B red.danagog,deekay,sina rambo careers are all sloping down the Lane.He hardly gives proper promotion to their songs,low cost videos and he feeds them with rejected shizzi Beats.
what a Pity.

5) Wizkid made it on his own. Funded and supported by banky W while Davido sat down and ate off his Father's wealth and scandals to promote himself and his songs..

6) someone said Wizkid is monotous?? if i hear..Wizkid music touches a wide range of Topics..Is it Spiritual ( Hear Oluwaloni ,eledumare, thank you), inspirational ( Joy,oluwaloni),old school( one question,jaye jaye ) ,many love songs and Party jams.what else do you want

Wizkid is better than Davido .Any Objections??

....am just here to read comments,click
like if we're both d same

Mynd_44: http://www.punchng.com/news/doctors-strike-cripples-hospitals-nationwide/

just walkin and smh for dis country,jonathan
if these doctors were to b super eagles dat dumbass jonathan would have paid dem

Redoil: Exams that was written for her by her teachers and principals who were her lover then.

just walkin and smh for u

Afromalaika: Nothing yet.

if it were to b d super eagles...their needs wud have bin met quickly........*smh for dis government....

mulante: The Federal Government will get there soon. The president is busy at the moment trying to fulfill the promises he made during his campaign to other states. It'll be the turn of Lagos state in 2016. This is why you have to vote for GEJ for continuity.

#storyforthegods#........can't stil believe some humans stil support jonathan

IFELEKE: So?
These Greek players are bunch of clowns,me think they should concentrate on the game instead of pulling cheap p.r. stunts. . .Costa Rica Awaits!

typical mentality of some nigerians........smh

entadaplace: Yesterday,Tiwa Savage and a bunch of other peeps from Nigeria arrived L.A for the BET awards which will take place tomorrow. She however shared a no make-up PIC from her base in L.A.

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some nigerians and their mouth....abeg she is not dat bad without makeup
I bet some of u yabbin her,...ur gf with makeup nor still fyn reach tiwa without her makeup......smh

blueto: SOURCE

ASUU strike for 6 mnths, government nor care at all
but some players just threatened to boycott worldcup and government orders almost half a Billion naria to be paid to them......smh

blueto: SOURCE

footballers sha.....dem dey receive massive pay