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These boko'boys still dey ,
Nawa oo,

Biko, mk una watch una backs oo, n b vigilant.

Choi, where is superman /batman when u need them

Jadekitana:
1) Bachelor boyfriend: he enjoys doing things on his own,his girlfriends opinion is irrelevant, he not serious about the relationship, anything can happen.

2) Acidic boyfriend: He's always angry and boiling like acid, moody,dominating and dangerous when angry, fights in public.

3) Slave boyfriend: Washes girlfriends pants, asslicks alot,he behaves like a sissy in the relationship. Doesn't have a say at all, his babe controls him!

4) General boyfriend: boyfriend for all, he belongs to everybody and nobody,has lots of female friends, spends lavishly,likes dishing money around,he tells you no strings attached.

5) Dry boyfriend: Very stingy, doesn't consider girlfriends emotions and well being,makes the relationship boring,an extreme introvert, has no sense of humour, forbids hanging out, doesn't like babe going out with friends.Would rather just stay indoors and have dry sex.

6) Panadol boyfriend: Lazy and only loves girlfriend for the sake of money,uses babes money to ball and hangout,he's not creative, his atm card doesn't always work lies lies lies,he's very dependent, always borrows from babe and never pays back.

7) Baby boyfriend: Irresponsible and childish and can't make decisions on his own(mummys boy) compares girlfriend to sisters and always runs to them if something happens.

Visiting boyfriend: comes at odd hours usually late in the night,comes once in a blue moon usually to have sex and disappear.

9) Caring boyfriend: caring and loving,provides material and emotional needs and creates time for his girlfriend,very responsible and treats girlfriend with respect. I know most guys would lie they belong in this category

Lol, be like say i see this list for google sef,

"panadol boyfriend " tho. Lol, e for b quinine bf sef. Tor.

Make sense, i hope say dollar no go affect d price oo .

At least, Ambode seems to be working, unlike some people i/we know.

This babydaddy/babymama stuff tho,.. ..

It doesn't make sense,
It feels/seems/looks immature.

Politics is just weird


Biko, no fuel, no light, which kain life b this naa

I await Athletico Madrid vs Barcelona.
That match eh, ' , Barcelona might need another red card to win oo, cuz that Vincente Calderon b like fortress for A.Madrid .


Anyways, ManC vs Psg,. I for like mk psg win, so that psg go go final win, cuz of ibrahimovich, i just like am. E neva win ucl bfor.
But I for like make Athletico Madrid win ucl too oo,

Omo, anyhow jare

Darkseid:
All I see are four starving kids.

This comment tho, lol.

Frozenovenreagan:
and for the record, those are four different guys

4 keh?? , but na "2guys" u wryt for thread's topic naa,

Easy Aisha96, it's like u'r at war with everyone.

Its all good.

We need win this match oo.

By the way, i miss cazorla so so much!! !!

Op, That's BS bruh.

Hopefully this won't make fp,

grad2012:
What's wrong this guy? Is he well at all? white sef their are just doing different kind of wierd things.

Lol, welcome to Earth, where residents do abnormal stuffs

Its sad enough that the country n everything in it is messed up. But the truth is "never lose hope "
Cuz that's what we all have, "hope"

martinlooter:
Thanks on your thoughtful words. I just feel it's kinda weird that she might look a little bit too old for me by 35 or thereabouts. But I agree with you, it's a journey, and with her kinda person, it sure is going to be an interesting journey.
Thanks for the advice. I appreciate

Happy to help bruh,
Im sorry if i sounded kinda harsh/rude.

refiner:
...lol!

u av not been conceived yet!

Hypothetically.

"low battery ",
Guess im still in d womb

We all are not insultive,

Pretty much dnt knw abt d peeps here, soo technically be on my own

I guess, family

I'll watch the night turn light blue, but it's not the same without you, because it takes two to whisper quietly.

The silence isn't so bad 'till I look at my hands and feel sad 'Cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.

martinlooter:
Hello Nairalanders,
I am a 34 years old man, I have a friend who I have verbally told that I want to marry her, however, she's 30 years old today. And she's a little on the chubby side and am very thin, very opinionated, sociable and intelligent.
I want to know if she's ideal for me to go ahead and formally propose to her. I am having second thoughts about this, that's why I brought it to you guys, it's serious and I feel a young man like me should be gunning for a girl of 26 - 27 years old.
You can ask me for further details and I will update as the thread progresses.
Thanks
Martin Luther

U r having 2nd thoughts Bcuz she is 30yrs,(nt btw 26-27) n less i forget, u r 34??
Dude, if she's an amazing person n u love her, n she loves u, those "flimsy excuses " should be forgotten asap. Age is nothing bt a freaking number.

Marriage is a journey, not a semester. Stop being sentimental, n do wats right.

The amount of snakes being killed shaaa,
B4, we knw it, dem go just dey extinct for naija.

I miss Cazorla!!!! !

opestein:
See ur life

The "H" has been modified, soo calm down mate. Twas a glitch

No matter how bad we think these gurls are, im pretty sure they were once good. We need to catch the freaks that captures and brainwashes them to do all these stuffs.
Cruel world

Mehn, those that are in the bomb squads are freaking brave.
It takes guts to be in one.
Personally, i rather b a spy or some kind of agent.

Op, wouldn't u cry or at least b moody/sad when something beautiful or amazing is about to end??

durentdbiitch:
Hip Hip Hip!!... Durent is transformin to a full man by April 19th, i need to mak it a memorable day i won't never forget.

I want to celebrate my new found freedom.





Any idea on how to celebrate big dat day??

Nothing fancy, u cud invite a couple of friends n just hang out.
But 1st, thank God (The Big Guy upstairs ) for life.

Hv fun

layla129:
Lmaoo " he has a bright future"...have u seen your own future?

It's good to hope naaa.

Hadez:
Oh God
He is so handsome and his comments always makes a whole lot of sense.

He is respectful with his posts and he chooses his words carefully.

He respects women and he is so romantic.

He has a bright future and his brilliancy is ravishing.

He has a sexy and sweet lips which makes me feel uncomfortable whenever I stare at his profile.

I don't know how to tell him what I have in mind because he might just take me for granted. Sighs I really wish he would just strike a chat with me I need to know him better

Its just infatuation, im sure u'll snap out of it sooner or later.

Princess09Gold:
Habby51 for insulting me on my created topic you are in for it,you so called habby51 you are a scumbag,sicko,twerp,self-servicer,wimp,wog,village idiot,spastic,dago,freak,kluttz,hick,a freak,deadbeat,flake,gasbag,those are all what you are,you bugger habby51.

I thought you were a " kul, kind hearted and caring person".