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Remove the thoughts of love for ur frnd, it myt not even b love sef, mayb just some weird creepy feelings(mayb shaa ) If its possible just avoid him for awhile (chatting, calling etc)
U r now married, n with kids!!!!!. Permit me to emphasize more.. ..."with kidssssssss!! !!!!!!." Abeg, think of the kids, dont destroy what u already have, specially if ur husband is awesome to u. U best learn to love him more o. U hv a wonderful home, great kids, a lovely husband n a great relationship wif him(i presume), abeg, no go cast oo. Just do the right thing, n u knw what it is. God help u ma'am.

Diddyydiva:
hmmmmm
since I'm not married lemme wait for comments

Oya, marry me naa.

ProfOrlando:
Hello, I'm a student of UNILAG in my fourth year. Years back when I was a fresher I fell in love with this pretty girl. I always admired her and I always stared at her too but her body language was usually discouraging. It was not until 200L I got the courage to step up to her. So we started greeting each other but she still didn't give me the attention I wanted. Until 200L second semester when she discovered I was on a 5.0cGPA, we became friends and we usually study together and I teach her topics she didn't understand until one day we were studying together, so she asked me a question that "why are you so fair" (although I was really fair with a curly dark hair, right from birth, everyone called me oyinbo) it was then I started lying to her that my mum was american and my father was Nigerian. So I was a half breed. So I also lied to her that my dad works for Nigerian breweries as a manager and my mum works at mtn as a manager too and we lived in abuja with the main aim of impressing her, meanwhile my dad sells beer and my mum is an housewife from ilaje and we live in ikorodu
So, with Time she became my girlfriend and I noticed that she loved me for who I was not what I said I was, she wouldn't even collect a Thing from me, instead she buys things for me, she even bought à N12,000 wristwatch for me on my birthday last year. I wanted to confess to her that I lied to her so many times when she says she's looking forward to seeing my parents but I remembered she used to tell me she loves me because I was a honest guy. So, I was usually confused, it was until late last month when I fell down the stairs in my hostel and I dislocated my arm. I was rushed to the medical center and she stood by my side in the Hospital alongside my roomate. So, the nurse decided to collect my parents number and call them to pick me up And take me to another Hospital. Then, my parents arrived within an Hour and she was surprised because I told her they lived in abuja, then she became more surprised when she saw that my mother wasn't white and my mother was yelling at me in yoruba. I was on my bed looking straight at her eyes but she remained quiet. Then she helped them to carry me to the car and waved to me with a Big smile on her face. That was the last time we spoke, since then she hasn't picked my calls, reply my text messages or pings and when I saw her on monday in school, she just ignored me and walk away with her friends. Please, I really need to get her back before the end of february 14. Any advice from nairaland ers please ?

Pele o,
But finally this ur story resemble one telemundo story oo.
Anyways, na to dey say "im sorry , i was ashamed to tell u abt my peeps". Cuz na wetn d guy do for d telemundo story oo.

Omo, the hustle is real mehn

veeluv2015:
Abeg make una help me caption this photo o. Wetin we go call this one now?

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Love

For the world to be a better place for everyone.

pucelle:
fake list

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder oo.

Times magazine(or which magazine sef) will come up with another one n majority of the ladies on that list no go make am.
Infact, my own list sef, most no go mk am.

Imagine keira and hayden dey list, when Eva Green (casino royale), Eva Mendez, omotola jalade sef, no dey there.

pucelle:
Op must mention Agbani Darego all else its a fake list

Agbani na number 16

Is it just me, or does Nina Dobrev n Emmanuelle Chriqui not look alike??.
Dem fine shaa,
Bt finally, all doz Puerto Rican girls, south American girls, specially dos telemundo(p.s: not a fan tho ) gurls, na dem fine pass for my eye o, Africans n india sef join shaa

skarlett:
All d sun wey full the material sha

Well, e no bad shaa, but i go agree wif skarlett, omo d sun full for d cloth o, if u con enter street wif better sun nko, heat fit kee u o

CHINNYZ:
Am ready for dat

Okies oo.
Flex am tho

CHINNYZ:
Tanx jare

Brace yourself n get ready to bash n to be bashed, laff or be laffed at, etc.

RexKexMilann:
So what if you are new? We should die ba?

OR are you the first person to be new?

Bros, u harsh o, Na lent we dey na, lmao.

CHINNYZ:
Hello nairalanders am new here, just joined not too long ago
Who cares to show me around and take me to my apartment
Tanx

U r wlc.

psalmchi:
Please pals am so confused here right now. Last week my gf said she wants to be alone for the main moment despite begging her. All she wants is space, pls pals what does this mean?

It simply means,
*give her space!!!*
Tor, life simple o

I don't even understand again.
Trying to understand but can't.
Guys that cross-dress, are mostly transgender. N he often does that.

benedictnsi:
Lol.... No b small ooo..... This guy Mata tire everybody..... Even his parents

sinaj:
Remind me of zombies
Scary!

itokam:
Okay...am that kind of guy that wld use feck as breakfast, lunch, dinner and even have snack sex! But I fear for my marriage life, is this a sickness, can it be cured? Or is it a gift? Should I keep on bananaing em girls?

Bros, u knw wat to do na, stop the act. That's all.

U knw it isnt cool, n u fear for ur marriage, so na to stop "bananaing them". N start do more industrious things wif ur life.

Awwww, cute kids!!.

After Church service,
Will b spending time with the couch or the bed.
Hopefully, i don't cheat on them both tho.
Well, they will understand shaaa.

Hehehehe,
N now i cn laff mysef to sleep
Lol

I guess it's a thing of the mind.
Maybe boosting one's self confidence or ego or just psyching the person or self esteem.
Or it could just be for fun.

Its just a thing of the mind.

Nairakit:
we often chat on whatsapp. suddenly, she just asked me what I want from her
I'm confused because I never had anynegative intentions
Let me hear from lalasticlacla and you guys

Its simple.

Babe i just met: what do u want from me?
Nairakit: kinda like u, can we be friends and get to knw eachother better?
Babe i just met :awwww, soo cute, but im sorry we can't.
Nairakit: no kwams, life's unfair
Babe i just met :Yea, shyt happens.

Not actually been in such situation.
But still, dnt knw wah u r asking tho?? .

Cuz if she doesn't knw the father, mk she move on wif her life.
The deed has bin done. As a brother to her, u can always help her out shaaa.

God help her

Nawa oo,
That hand alone fit get weight pass my whole body.
Hehehehe.
"Estela vista baby"

Girl : i like u.
Boy : Im into boys, im gay.
Girl : *faints*

Girl hospitalized, boy stupidly stupid,

Date ruined

bigtt76:
Like AlexCk said earlier... Chat with your head and NOT that brain between your legs o lets hear from the next person and we take it up from there

Hehehehe, did i say that

2BB4CB3E:
i know what am talking abt! this isnt being friendly

Hmmm, its pretty simple, u hv a gf, her sis is chatting awkwardly with u. Then u just chat wif her like a normal frnd, if she goes AWOL. Tell her to stop that.

This guy sef,
She's just being friendly.
Remember to chat wif ur head oo, not with the thing btw ur legs .

Soo i go with wat the others have said, i see nthn there

Let's see wat d nxt person will say

foriz4u:
Its becoming worst and frustrating. government planning she is broke, price of oil crashing, CBN/FG with unfavorable laws and forcing companies to shot down, parents, uncles and friends fighting to keep their jobs due to the deteriorating situation of the economy forcing companies to downsize. you can't be reasonable to even asking to assist for a job because they will tell "my office is downsizing."
How do they employ with no money in country.

State government can't even pay workers.
banks not giving loans to small scale businesses.
majority are poor, who then raises money for a poor graduate to start a trade?
job vacancies are being publish everyday yet those applying are still jobless.
vacancies published are been taken by "man no man". majority still don't have a job..."who com b d man wey sabi the man? a ghost?

I'm tired o... this country enh! b like say future no dey true true ooo... I'm seriously thinking towards disintegration o because Nigeria is already a failed institute.

A 100yrs can't change it because we keep going round and round the circle.

E no easy. But God dey.
Keep praying, keep having hope, keep exploring more on other sectors too. Keep reading n learning new things. Its not how far but how well.

Nubian113:
Oya! Come back... Don't leave me

Oya, Im coming home......to uuuuuuuu

Nubian113:
You want ME to use Ur Dick

Pervert

It's over!!!!!

Hahahaha.
Alryt i gv up.
U win.
Its over

Nubian113:
you wannk Dick-tate to me








Its over!!!

For using the word "dick", specially wen u dont hv one.

Its OVER!!!!

Finally, epl sweet!!

Nubian113:
My family have "K" leg? it's over!!!

Aaahhh!!, no na..
It's not over until i say it is.
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Its Over!!!