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RoyalBlak007:
Please i need help...it's getting out of hand.It's like being stalked

i need matured response please
Thanks

Well, normally, u file a complaint, and ur partner most likely will get a restraining order or ur change ur number n ur location.

But na naija u dey, omo, na to follow ur partner yan mk e stop all the stalking n leave u in peace.

I really need us to win,
It's been a couple of lowkey weeks mehn,


Heard Elneny is playing well, wonder y wenger benches him to play flamini tho. #shocker.

Heard #ThatGuyWelbz is doing well too, giroud b forming fyn boy, mk e dey bench small.

#FingersCrossed shaa,

Ur threads though.

Before we knw it, the next one will be.

"people say im annoying, am i annoying??"

Oi vey

sinaj:
I think it's more of a set up.


Loosing Everytin in a jiffy coz of a lil girl.

Bside d girl njoyed d moments too from their chats

Nd she neva made it seem like she hated it

Its possible, but come on, he should know better, she was a minor, he wasn't wise

sinaj:
he didn't rape him, I think Itz a set up

Not really a setup.
According to the news, he had carnal relations with a minor, a she(not a he), he denied it at 1st, but later admitted to it.

At the end, lust ruined him.
What i dont understand is, there are far more attractive people that are over 18 for him to fool around with, but noo, he wanted a minor.

The guy cast jare

Rottymy1:
Can you impersonate for the lady you love?

Impersonate for her?? , that's a big capital NO.

If we were in the same class n dept n writing the same exams together, we may probably sit close together to help out.

Because someone cheated on u doesn't mean every freaking person on earth cheats!!!..

Shit happens,
U move on, n be smarter next time. That's life.

DGKN:
My dear readers! I'm so confused! I find it hard to move on. And it's affecting me emotionally, physically and acedemically.

Cc: Rocktation, farano, Lalasticlala

Don't worry, with time u will be ok.
Heartbreaks are quite terrible, but hey, what doesn't kill u, cn alone mk u stronger. Just channel ur energy on something productive.

N dude, u cant stop the process of "falling in love", it just happens.
We just have to learn to be smart abt it.

If he's ready n can cope with the married life n all,
God's blessings .

But if it's dumb luck that he's hoping to use in "the married life", he better sit his assss down n hustle.

#except there are reasons or complications, that's mking him get married now.

All the same, #God's blessings

Pearl, or Abigail.

Nubian113:
Is it me or does the title read as if op wants us to help her bf masturbate

Lol,
U help,
I'll just watch ya shockingly .

Frankicent:
baba nah you ooo.. you dey watch movie wella

Lol, wetn we go do naa, boss

They look like naija Zeus and Hera.
Hehehehe

The last 2pix, chidinma b forming terminator :the rise of the machines

Fairytales:
i'm not sure I know how that operates.

He will see this though, he is a member here.

Whoever he is,
She is sorry,

Seems most female celeb njoy doing this "topless selfie " ish.
Nawa oo,

Before we knw it, we'll start seeing "pantless selfies" too.
Well, she looks nice.

Godswillnwaoma:
I love your comment bro. Man must hustle

Yes boss

Lol,
One Word.
Karma!

Yes na,
But d dude shouldn't stay broke. #hustle.
Mk una both enjoy.

menabae:
lol I dnt do plastic

Lol, u cud learn to luv it naa

Cutehector:
I dnt want to knw what damn bomboclark protocol is daht

Hehehehe

menabae:
awww,dnt compare it with vampire,but horror

Hehehehe.
But with plastic surgery, u cud luv him naaa.

Cutehector:
I will beat Dat man eh. beat him like army beating

Bt na security protocol na.
Lol

Cutehector:
dah one no concern d man ooooo . Some women haven't been touched like Dat so it's an opportunity for dem to be touched.


Runs away

Hahahaha,
The women seem to enjoy it.
But like speechless said, na still abuse jare, u won't be happy if that was ur wifey being "examined" like that.

menabae:
This can't be real

But what if it is?? Lol



Finally, this guy resemble "starved vampire " *sorry to say*

halfricanadian:
Dream on

Lol, i don wake already

halfricanadian:
Get thee behind me do i look like buhari for ur eyes

Lol,
U b buhari, i b ur lai mohammed now smile *in BoB's voice*

halfricanadian:
Giv u allawance every week? ok dat just pissed me off im out of this thread

*draws her back*
Gv me alawee naa

Brown253:
Are these good criterias in getting a wife materia?
1. If Your Girlfriend comes to
your House and Joins
you in Drinking boiled Water,
Please Marry Her.
.
2. If you take her Out To a
Restaurant and She Orders
Cheap Food and Pure Water
instead of Expensive
meals,
She is Understanding Marry her.
.
3. If She sees Someone with
Bugatti but decides to
follow You with no Car,
My Brother Take Her Home As
Soon As Possible.
.
4. If She Comes to your House
Cooks For You and
Washes Your Clothes Inculiding
Your Boxer,
Man What Are You Waiting For??
.
5. You gave her 50K for
Shopping but She went for a
Simple Dress and Brought Back
40k to you,
Man Marry Her Because she read
Economics.
.
6. If She Calls you Everyday and
asks if you Need
Help,
Brother Claim her Hand in
Marrage !!
.
7. If She used to give You her
Pocket Money Every
Week, She loves you.
Please Marry Her.
.
8. If both of you enter A Bus and
She Pays,
Man That is a good sign Go For
Her!!
.
9. Whenever She is Eating with
you and She's Eating
only the Bone while you eat
Meat,
She Respects You Just Marry Her.
.
10. When you Ask her What She
Wants and She says
Nothing,
Brother she Deserves
Everything.
Give Her All You Have. Maybe she's even pretending we dont know sha.
What do you think?

People pretend o, he/she go pretend con do all wetn u wryt, then wen u guys get hitched, omo, OYO oo.

Soo na God fnz o,

The North again??
What the heck?? .

N d weird part is, they will relate it with Islam. Mehn, islam is a religion of peace as they say, but people are just doing the opposite of that in the north n other areas .
Before we know, we go dey fear every one that's a muslim oo.

God help them,
God help us.

The baby be like: what y'all looking at? ?, u haven't seen a woman carrying a babe bfor?? , ogas n madams, if u like my mum's wrapper, come n collect it. We hv a spare one.

Substitutes Campbell (our most hardworking player today) , jeez

Wenger should just bcum a pundit n retire abeg, which kain manager b this.

Lmao,
Op, thank u for this.
I cnt stop laffing. Proudly naija,
We no dey cawi last.