₦airaland Forum

Chicagoesontop:
And now you want us to clap for you abi? You are more stupid than stupidity itself .

Expantiate.

In every relationship I find myself, I always try my best to please & satisfy my woman even to my own detriment but it seems no matter what u can never pls a woman. Only few women out there are sincere, loyal & faithful.

My recent & 4th relationship was the most tasking. I fell in love with this girl out of pity & compassion. She was the 1st child of 14 kids. Her mum is late & her dad is based in cameroun with his other 2 wives. I vowed to love & care for her & her sibblings as if they are mine. I sacrificed all i had to make them happy & comfortable.

But the issue is she wanted everynight sex but i couldnt attend to her always. My work was time & energing cosuming so I can't over stress myself. After 1year & a half she left me & went back to her ex. It took me 5 months to get over it.

Recently I called her to come celebrate my birthday with me. I took her to a fast food we eat & drink alot & she even ordered take aways 4 her sibblings. I took excuse to go & do POS & dat was how i left her to pay #24,000 bill.

Alusiizizi:
Quite well.

Thats gud. I'll get back to u

Alusiizizi:
Indeed I am.

Show me ur licence.

Alusiizizi:
You are correct in pointing out that centrifugal forces will reduce the earths gravity, although I'm not sure if it would be enough for everything to fly off the surface of the earth.

Centrifugal acceleration = (Velocity)^2/(Earth radius).

Earth Radius = 6,371 km(6,371,000m)( assuming we are at the equator)

Centri... acceleration is then about 0.033m/s^2

With gravitational acceleration of 9.8m/s^2 multiplying the earths centripetal acceleration by 30 only gives close to 1m/s^2, not even close to the 9.8m/s^2 required for all unattached bodies on the terrestial surface to fly out into the nothingness of space.

How well do you know Quantom Physics?

kevoh:
An increase in the frequency of earthquakes leading to tsunamis around the world, massive flooding everywhere (cities below sea level will be submerged), the possibility of people floating aimlessly due to sudden loss of weight and loss of gravity, etc. Where are you going to see your salary to collect, when disasters are ravaging the world like every day?

Besides, to the best of my knowledge, the earth's speed is slowing down. It will need an external force to hit it to set its speed 30x faster. The impact of that external force alone would kill humans. People would be dead already to even worry about earthquakes, tsunamis and salaries!

I see.

Alusiizizi:
No you will not receive monthly salary daily because 30X faster rotation will not speed up time(in fact it will actually slow down time according to the special theory of relativity), what will happen though is that gravity will be more countered by centripetal acceleration thereby reducing the observed weight of everything on the earths surface.

Are you sure about this?

deen84:
Women will be bleeding everyday by doing their menstruation

See ur mouth, are u a gnaecologist?

Seun4blue:
Then Heaven and Earth shall pass away!

I laugh u.

Hypnotise:
Everything will be happening in fast motion and the whole world will be rushing as if we are from Russia.

You are not talking like a scientist.

Mercury12:
Humans will evolve and adapt.
Everything will be reorganise to fit with the current challenge.
This means you will still get same salary, This is in regards to Op absurd opinion

You are not making sense!

kevoh:
What salary? Global destruction is certain to happen! No human will be alive by then, let alone think of collecting salary!

Pls explain your thesis.

MALIGNANTGuest:
U may find yourself in AFGHANISTAN with that speed... Secondly, $1 will hit #4000

Are u kidding me?

TheirFADA:
if my wife gets pregnant today
she'll give birth in the next 9 days
12 days later, my baby will celebrate his 1 year birthday
12 months later, my baby will graduate from secondary school
72 days later, my son would have finished serving

at most, 60 days later, i would have become a grandpa

which means, almost 2 years after i gave birth to my baby, I'm already a grandpa

Interesting.

I WANT TO THERE AND FINISH MY EDUCATION

Vilgax:
ummmm let's see.

on average the Earth spins at 460m/s let's round that up to 1000m/h.
if it speeds up 30x that will bring its speed to a whopping 30000m/h.
at such speeds,
the centrifugal force that'll be generated (especially at equitorial regions such as Nigeria) would be sufficient enough to cancel out the effects of gravity.
essentially, everybody go just fly off

the oceans would submerge coastal regions and massively increased wind speed will flatten out the entire landscape.

and of course the length of day and night would drastically be different.

in summary, most of humanity will be wiped out in the first few days.

Nice one bro

AntiTerrorist:
You need to attach pictures. And don't ask people to share. Only like is enough.

what else?

freelancerrr:
The op dont even have pvc

Who tell you?

SmartPolician:
You people should stop this madness.

Elections are not conducted online.

why do u interrupted or disrupt my post? Are village people after you?

LIKE FOR PETER OBI

LIKE FOR ATIKU

LIKE FOR TINUBU

Who is your preferred presidential candidate between these three:
APC= BOLA AHMED TINUBU.
PDP= ATIKU ABUBAKAR.
LP= PETER OBI
Who do you want to be your next president?

If the earth should rotate 30times faster what will happen?
ME: We will receive monthly salary daily
WHAT IS YOURS?

AntiTerrorist:
This is not how to organize poll on Nairaland. It seems you are a newbie here.

Someone should come and help us do it.

Pls do it for us #socrates

degamonn:
You will not get the kind of responses you are looking for because you are yet to include the name of the most preferred candidate by Nigerians which PETER OBI.

Look at the comment above you

LIKE FOR PETER OBI

I want to do a nairaland pre-election vote. I want to see who has our vote, who we want to lead us & drive NIGERIA to the REAL next level.


LIKE 4 ATIKU.


SHARE 4 TINUBU.

jamesversion:
Try to quit smoking, let's see.

Why will i smoke in d first place?

GREATESTPIANIST:
How do you know you are sexually healthy?? Are you fornicating, if you are not married, please stay holy

MY LIBIDO IS INCRESING BY THE DAY AND ITS TOO MUCH 4 ME.

jclassiq:
Why are these decisions hard for you? Were you seeing any benefits from them?

They are dangerous addictions and you decided to quit because they are rather ruining your life.

Why are they the hardest decisions when they should have been the easiest?

I laugh you.

Malory:
But you still drink alcohol?

I dont do alcohol.