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I was in Mr Biggs yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to mess, They were playing Don Jazzy’s Dorobucci. The music was really really loud, so I timed my mess with the beat of the music. I was releasing my mess alongside the music so that nobody would hear the sound of the mess although the mess was very loud too. When I finished, I started to feel better but I looked around and noticed that everybody in the restaurant frowned and was staring at me….. Why? Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to the music with my ear-phone. I almost fainted!!!

joke to crack u up..

A senior friend asked me to wait for him in an eatery in Oshogbo. So I ordered for something of ₦250(sometin a gentleman lyk me can afford)..150 egusi and fufu,50 naira meat,20 pure water and 30 naira for madam keep d change.

After Eating succesfully the Voluminous meal and waiting ,i noticed a rich man in agbada. About 50secs later, a man went to
This rich man & told him he lost his wife & need money...Immediately, the rich man gave him a millon naira cheque out of pity.(wow! I was
shocked).

Another man went in crying dat he lost his father & needed money the burial, this good rich
man gave him a millon naira cheque too (ehn? Akpo nke aa gini? I CANT BE LEFT OUT). I was cooking in my mind, the type of pitiful lie I'll also tell to rececive my own 1 million...I summoned courage and went to d richman's front.I told him I lost my grandfather & I need money (I was crying,shedding crocodile tears..while i was expecting this man to open his brief case & give me a cheque too,suddenly I heard a noise..

"CUT!!! CUT!!! CUT!!! MR MAN, YOU CAN'T INTERUPT OUR FILM JUST LIKE THAT"

The picture below was taken In 1973,the 39 years old Yakubu Gowon shakes hands with Justin Trudeau,the toddler son of this Canadian counterpart. Justin,now 43 is the new PM of Canada. Today in Nigeria,contemporaries of Yakubu Gowon are still hustling to be ministers in government while those of Justin are still yelling Sai baba on Social networks,Nairaland inclusive..

Shame!!Naija celebrities only reply negative comments..

stop crying foul bro just help Saraki to provide the ones to be used against El rufai too.....

Ministry of environment should notify the governor before the rain do more harm...

She may be right on this but what about other deals..never liked her and okonjo.,one of the mistakes of our humble previous president made..

Low key party..Bussiness await them vs Tanzania hence they aren't permitted to booz achy...

Oga Metuh..PDP.,APC na the same people,just chill..

Looks like a wrestler..

Good..most of these projects were initiated by GEJ..nice one

I want to inspire somebody here today with this my true life story...

When I was about getting married,as usual I have foremost informed my friends and family members. Then on one faithful day,I met my dubious ex and after some pleasantries,she asked me if what she heard is true concerning my marriage plans and I was affirmative. Guess What she said? I quote her "hmmm am happy we didn't end up marrying ooo because one pastor in where I go for prayers told me not to marry you that you will not be happy with anyone you married",I laughed and said "wow,hmmm not to marry me when I didn't propose to you? Are you serious,anyway but my pastor and the pastor of my wife's church and even the mum who is well know evangelist told me that my marriage will be so blissful that my friends and mates will envy me,that in fact,they all said they see my wife going abroad(USA) for delivery".......Omo,you need to see how babe changed her face and after that day,it was calls upon calls and she started doing everything to have us back and I asked her,what about what her pastor said and she became dumb. Anyway too late because am so into my wife and we have been happy and enjoying all the good blessings that comes with marriage..

Don't allow frustrated,envious and jealous individuals to spoil you happiness. Imagine if I had given her any thought,I for enter one chance.

Big shame if those allegations are true...

And some dumb a** peeps still talking crap about his academic qualifications..Great Leader

Been security cautious doesn't u are scared.,it shows how much u value ur life...

Dude sharp..never easy task to stay fit..

Guez most of them are waiting for mr or mrs right with fat pocket to match their class while most of the ladies esp can't just stay under a man..

In all,that thing they call HUSBAND or WIFE as d scripture stated is not just easy to come by..

Some people wear stealing like cloth..smh...

That crazy mistake is very unacceptable by me..what kind of REC officer is that..she should be summoned and queried properly..the influence of incumbent governor is really affecting her decision..very funny

Dr Okezie Ikpeazu of the Peoples Democratic Party ( PDP) has won the Abia gubernatorial election.
He polled 264,173 votes to beat his rival, Dr Alex Otti of the APGA who had 180,882 votes.
Total votes cast in the the election was 462,684, while 9,440 votes were rejected..


Source:vanguard newspaper online

5months?? Pls can someone remind me when she broke up with her hubby...

Church business..mtchewww...

Greed is bad..what u cannot do for ur senatorial zone for eight years as a governor,I wonder how u will do it as a senator..Pathetic..

Extremely irrelevant...

This is crazy and to an extent true.....

UNIZIK...........

Baba,we don taya for ur too many stories..**yawning**

And what will they tell their parents when they get home??

Thıs can only happen ın pentıcostal churches,never seen ın Catholıc,Aglıcan,Methodıst or even RCCG,Wınners or chrıst emberssy

The world we live in today will for ever be greatful..#indeed a hero...

did u see the names and positions of the bride and groom? So why won't dignitaries grace the occassion..I hope that's not the 1st or 2nd wify cos that man is old to be talking of marriage though still young as muslim lol

The newest thread in Nigeria politics is SUSPEND or REMOVE of forums and cacus..Dity game full of deciets..