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Beamborla:
Since morning?

in your next life, you would learn how to cook

lolz...obviously, will learn soon. u'll probably do the teaching.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Don't you guys know how I write? I don't use text language. I don't abbreviate. Ever.

Please I am not NLgossipgirl . That's diddydiva , incase you don't know.[/color]

so why did they suspect u just like that? its not like it came from one person.

Beamborla:
lolz...so long you weren't going to insult me, i'd let it slide.

My day was good...hoping for a better night.
Yours?

ah...u kw I won't Insult u nau, u can bet u wud av luvd it. My day was good, just settled the war in middle belt now. looking sharp n strong.

angieberry:
I won't miss this.

who zz dis

Specialist900:
Brother, your chicken don born goat

no be only chicken born goat, na goat born cow. see ur head. hw ur own be nau?

Beamborla:
What is the name
unhook your mouth

lolz...u kw dis is public. hwz ur day been?

remmyton:
NLgossipgirl, I look forward to ur gossips
Nobody likes to be called a gossiper, but everybody like gossip, lol

luvly

Beamborla:
Alezy, come here let's gist jor

yells S....errm, the name I wanted to call hook me for mouth. hwz ur day been?

hoyinkansola:
yes

dats good...very far from me anyway. u skul? or

HFOG:
No skipping. I'm more interested

lolz...actually, dat was in the past. just one moniker now.

HFOG:
Good day sir. Had a long night. Thanks for the wishes. Day's been fine. Trust yours has been finer. Stay fine.

tankz a zillion.

Gazaliah:
Are you doubting the word of Allah and his messangerAfalaaaatakiluuun

Am not my brother, just surprise

Gazaliah:
[size=16pt]Narrated Abu Huraira RA: Allah's Messenger (PBUH) said, "When the month of Ramadan starts, the gates of the heaven are opened and the gates of Hell are closed and the devils are chained." (Bukhari - Hadith 1899)[/size]

are u serious??

Beamborla:
I actually wrote bread instead of friend... : o it is well with me.

is she coming to inspect the face

that means bread is allover ur totz, ur Rilly hungry... she zz coming to see more Dan the face nau, u shud kw dat. seriously darl dere is war in middle belt.

Beamborla:
Lucky you! You for hear am today.

A bachelor should learn how to wake up early to fix himself smth to eat before heading out of the house.
Better still, a bachelor should get married but have it at the back of his mind that being married is not an excuse not to check into the kitchen at least, once in a while.

lolz...it may surprise u to kw that the only tin I kw how to cook is water. dats why cooking is one of the first 3 priorities I need in any lady I will marry.

Beamborla:
Taking breakfast now... thinking of going to visit a bread. Have nothing to do today.

pls, tell her only good things about me

Hope your day is coming fine. and hope your boss did not fire you for coming to work late

oh, b4 I forget...she zz just coming to inspect since I can't see the face nw.

Beamborla:
Taking breakfast now... thinking of going to visit a bread. Have nothing to do today.

pls, tell her only good things about me

Hope your day is coming fine. and hope your boss did not fire you for coming to work late

lolz...you got that? boss is not around so all is well. u just reminded me, av not taking anything. what on earth shall a bachelor eat now.

Specialist900:
pls speak o. Atleast I've learnt the word lampooned today. Hope it means when a lamp is opened

smh

Beamborla:
Hian! your frnds gf or your gf

Anyways, Jos weather is vewie vewie interesting. you will love it.

my gf? hnmm...dnt wori she will find u very soon cos will tell her abt u. heard alot abt jos weather sha. hwz or day going

Beamborla:
Months?

what are you coming to do?

little relaxation. my childhood frnds gf lives dere. we coming togeda. she finished from ur skool

Specialist900:
you no still understand me abi? I wan jamb both heads together so I go get free way. Nothing comes without a cause

hahahahahahahaha. Mr man, I ain't standing in ur way o. so my head no go fit jam.

Beamborla:
You can only understand it if you experience it, hun

shud be dere in months

Beamborla:
use these three together in this other. : - *

do not space them

cheii, dis gurl don kill me

kaboninc:
For where traffic dey for PH?

Tell us nau

guy, if u Eva drive reach rumokoro for morning u go park ur car use leg commot dere.

MzzTega:
UDUS. Pharmacy

udus? pls xpantiate.

beautycrush24:
*frowns*

lolz...why nau

MzzTega:
Yup.

where n wat discipline.

Beamborla:
You don't understand Jos weather

oya explain

Beamborla:
I wee upload the pishur

Just not yet. would alert you when I do

now dats wat am talking abt. errmm....I can't see the emoticon for peck or kiss, wanna use it here.

kaboninc:
Lol.
PH no get traffic nau.
How many roads them get? Where traffic dey?

pH no get wetin

Beamborla:
It's just a different of 1 minute na

Hnmmm....I see. very livly

Beamborla:
lolz...Cardigan, it's only leg that is cold

It's sunny outside but cold inside.

then go outside and stand so u won't freeze. am also as hot as the sun doe

Beamborla:
lolz...Cardigan, it's only leg that is cold

It's sunny outside but cold inside.

then go outside and stand so u won't freeze. am also as hot as the sun doe