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 Education › Re: Tips In Becoming An Excellent Student by Alhasan1(m): 3:25pm On Sep 03, 2013 |
It is quite inspiring. You are bombastic! 1 Like |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 11:14am On Sep 03, 2013 |
May I know ur course, state and score? |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 10:56am On Sep 03, 2013 |
[quote author=Acecube]Hmnnnnn! Acecube, how are u? |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 10:36am On Sep 03, 2013 |
My highly bombastic, magnanimous, sagafandagagic, cosmogologic colleagues. Have u forgotten Al-hassan? I love u all especially d ladies among u....... |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 4:36am On Sep 03, 2013 |
seydam21: Wetin do ur father?. I dey tired for admission u dey ask me wetin do ur fucking, dogging,goating,monkeying, bnigging father. U think say i dey laf at u.Nooooooooooooo |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 10:04pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
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| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 5:08pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
This thing is really weakening me. I'm tired of this obstreperous, canglamarous, blogomasticious, fligimisterous thing. |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 12:21pm On Sep 02, 2013 |
Who knows Professor Ambali's number? Omo see gobe! Omo see gobe! Omo see gobe. |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 11:21am On Sep 01, 2013 |
I just keep silent. Where is my student, Aydesmond. |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 5:35pm On Aug 29, 2013 |
Admission delayed is admission denied. May Allah crown our efforts. It is obstreperous! |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 9:05am On Aug 29, 2013 |
Admission matter don dey make me purge oooooooooooooooooooooooo. E gba mi ooooooooooooooooooo |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 12:19pm On Aug 28, 2013 |
Let no feeling of discouragement prey upon you and in the end you are bound to succeed.- Abraham Lincoln |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 2:38pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
koonbey: 66,yours?. Mine is 70 but I don't know d cut off |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 2:20pm On Aug 26, 2013 |
koonbey: Law UTME,Hola Bruv.. Ur Post Jamb score? |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 11:43pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
When did u obtain d form? Let me tell u frankly that Al-hasanic International University does not have anything to do with ASUU. When we called something international u must have known that it is run by the international Lecturers. However, I don't even know u; where did you get money for the form let alone Tuition fee. You had better strive to get admitted into Unilorin. Don't mind me guy, I'm just speaking bombastically, jeglestemeristifically, figrijamastofostotically, gigantically. Aydesmond guy I love u 'no be small.' |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 8:53pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
Hello, Acecube. |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 1:18pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Humnnnn! I remain silent; I am heavenly connected. U shall see! |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 1:15pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
horlawaleh001: i jst noticed something nd i will like u guys 2 try it out. new links have been added 2 d 'check result portal' eg. registration for fresh students, registration for returning students and current charges. if you click on these links, it will tell u 2 login, nd if u try logging in, its nt goin thru. i think they r trying 2 get d site ready for registration before they release the list. so based on this, i think the list shd be out on monday sha. |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 8:42pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
Anuoluwap: guy abeg pass....u makin d thread boring smhow.. U are a vagabond! |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 5:20pm On Aug 19, 2013 |
I speak less for me to be sangaristic. There is an adage which says, "many words do not fill a basket." Al-hasan doesn't hear what is said in derision behind him. |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 9:35pm On Aug 18, 2013 |
Proverbial backing: " when you say one the clever people understand three."-Chinese Proverb. Actually, if you thoroughly went through my comment, u could av seen that I'm not infallible. I saw it but due to my being in haste I ignored it, thinking that all of u are lettered. I'm a lawyer to- be; I don't need to be afraid of being castigated and lampooned by any critic. But, if u are not pessimistic u must av known that I cited an illustrative example to convince my learned colleagues in d house. Any day I start getting afraid of mistakes, is d beginning of my downfall. I will never stop my write-up even if u continue but remember: "see mistakes as temporary; see failure as isolated incidents. I thank God I av gained fame on dis forum. I'm not a professor but I'm endowed with some amounts of knowledge. Never stop mocking! |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 3:46pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
Acecube: al-hasan is that you. Yes, I am Al-hasan. How are u? |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 9:55am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Proverbial backing: "Different knives are seen on the day an elephant dies". It is high time people gave pieces of information, claiming that he and Prof. Abdul-Ganiy Ambali(the VC) are friends, registrar is her mother's friend. Stop scandalising people! I want u to believe that if u are destined to get admitted into Unilorin this year, nobody can thwart ur plans. I'm not saying that God will descend from heaven to help u oo but be vigilant, wise and proactive. Don't let anybody use admission to buy motor at ur expense. |
| Science/Technology › Re: Hairy Dog Portrayed As African Lion In Chinese Zoo Exposed by Alhasan1(m): 9:41am On Aug 17, 2013 |
Even china phone dey shout so, d dog must shout as well. |
| Education › Re: Pls Help Which Course Can He Study by Alhasan1(m): 4:29pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
It is a cringeworthy result. It would have been better if he had C in Literature because without Literature I don't think he can do anything with it. Nonetheless, the best thing for him is to obtain Gce form Nov/Dec. If he is interested in Polytechnic I think he may get admission. But, let him try Gce. I want to advise him to read every required texts on literature. |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 1:45pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
Gbogbolet: sory bro, are u an human?. I'm not a wiseacre but I like making corrections when d need arises. The word 'human' is always followed by article 'a' not 'an'. The reason is that 'human' if it is transcriptionally analysed it is /hju:man./ So, 'h' in d aforementioned transcription is consonant and don't forget that as we are taught in the school that it is only article 'a' or 'the'that always follows any word starts with consonant. It is tantamount to saying: a university not 'an'. But, it sounds confusing because the word 'university' starts with a vowel but if you look at the dictionary(especially good at oral english) its transcription is /ju:/ and it is consonant /j/ for the letter 'u'. I'm not better than you are! 5 Likes |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 9:32am On Aug 16, 2013 |
Gud morning, my respected, bombastic,igodomistic, sacrafamastatic friends on NL. This is to formally inform u that if we av anybody who is avidly, fervidly, gagaragamastatically interested in studying in Al-hasanic International University that Forms are now available in our branches located in the different parts of the country, Nigeria. Our admission is not for everybody but for those who are igodomistically fitted to cope with our rules and regulations. The rules read as thus: (a) you must have 250,000 to obtain form.(b) we have a gigantic, gargantuan dictionary which u must buy. (C)You must be a virgin guy or girl and u must be abstemious in any sex related issues i.e no boy friend/ girl friend. (D) School fee is 800,000.Lol. We must all be admitted by d special grace of Allah. I love u all! |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 6:27pm On Aug 14, 2013 |
I'm blagacolostandafastatically back. Who wish me well? Pls try to greet me for coming back. It has now turned to d humdinger of the SAGA!!! |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 12:09pm On Aug 10, 2013 |
Abass toheeb: Ash adu Haalaillaha ila Allah...washi adu ana mohammed Rosullulah..(SAW). Ma sha Allah! I didn't know when Education thread changed to Jesus' thread. RUBBISH!!! |
| Education › Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by Alhasan1(m): 4:44pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
Dr.'Hesjay:. I wish u d same. U will cry at last. |
