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otokx: Birds of the same feathers

U need to know d word 'syntax'. It is 'birds of a feather flock together.'

Anybody admitted to study English as a course should shed light on how things(registration) are being done

IS IT TRUE THAT EVERY HOSTEL(ON D CAMPUS) IS VIRTUALLY OCCUPPIED? I NEED SOMEBODY WHO IS CLEAR-HEADED.

Adebayor1: can we talk pls..add me up on whatsapp 08139405314...i rep QS

I only have an acct on 2go

MY HIGHLY BOMBASTIC GUYS, IS D HOSTEL STILL AVAILABLE ON THE CAMPUS?

I av not been able to pay my Acceptance Fee as d thing is asking for OTP. Who has had dis kind of challenge b4? What do I need to do? It is GTBank ATM.

Dis is not really surprising for now, but I pray Allah to accept her fully into Islam . D end shall judge. May Allah not mislead her after He has led her to d right paths including me and my brothers and sisters in Islam(AMIN).

Dr.'Hesjay:
hahahaha....i believe u r well learned bro..jst log in..u wl understand hoow to go abt it..i followedd instructions n it workeed
see ya @ skl

where are u living in Abuja?I'm leaving in Wuse(central area) Let me have ur number

I have not done anything yet ooo. Please somebody shud explain d infallible method of uploading my documents after payment. What do I do with Jamb scratch card that I bought, how do I upload it?

Pls I av not exceeded d maximum number of checking my Jamb result, yet I av bought Scratch card. Do i need to use it? Somebody shud pls explain how it is done.

I need Law/Arts Faculty School fees

Pls which jamb result is to be used? Is it d one that has my picture or d one that has result? I need somebody who has done his own. Al-hassan is waiting for ur response.

L Blessing: Drop your facebook ID, lemme add you

I don't want them to be disturbing me. What do u think?

L Blessing: Hi Hi, we are classmates . Congrats on your admission. What's your level adviser's name?

Blessing, how do I add u on facebuk? I need u

Yetty H: Congrats to every1 who got admitted especially al- hassan am happy for you, may Allah put barka in it.

. Thanks, my bombastic and seraphic Hajia. U knew me b4?

quadri80: Shai na life be dis c Al Hasan no even remember me oooo well no worry God go do mine tooo na just time

AbdulQuadri, pls kindly 4give me and I pray Allah to crown ur efforts too. May u be admitted very soon. Fori jin mi

My highly bombastic, blogogic, sangarastatic colleagues, is it compulsory to have WAEC Certificate at hand or print-out could be useful?

Opey4luv: Am happy for you my prominent brother, make Unilorin send ma own too ooooo.
Like what time did you got the sms

It was 11:58am and I was asked to check my status on their website. It was there I finally viewed d course

sinmisolaoluwa: congrat Al-hassan,am so happy for you,even though you "GO ON A LOW KEY" I DEY FOLLOW YOU ALWAYS....

What did u mean?

I HAVE BEEN OFFERED ADMISSION!

I AM BOMBASTICALLY, JAGABANICALLY, LACKADAISICALLY, HOPEFULLY, BLAGAMASTAGRICALLY, BOBULAMAGRISTICALLY AND RELIGIOUSLY ALIVE. I STRONGLY, DEVOUTLY, FERVIDLY BELIEVE IN ALMIGHTY GOD THAT MY ADMISSION IS ON ITS WAY. I PRAY FOR ALL MY NAIRALANDER GUYS WAITING FOR D 2ND BATCH THAT WE SHALL ALL BE YAPASTICALLY, GODLY AND HEAVENLY FAVOURED. MAY GOD GIVE US GOOD HEALTH, KNOWLEDGE, WISDOM AND UNDERSTANDING SO THAT WE SHALL SUCCEED IN BEING A UNILORITE BECAUSE TO BE CALLED A GOOD STUDENT IS NOT LIMITED TO WEARING NEAT UNIFORMS ALONE. SUCCESS! SUCCESS! SUCCESS!

I'm studying Law but my brother wants to study English Language. I was flabbergasted reading this thread. Pls, try to be checking ur diction before posting any thing here. It is full of blunders. Grammatical Blunders! I don't like to sound condescending ooo but it is a shame to d course itself.

Apart from teaching, where is somebody who studied English Language expected to work after graduation? How interesting is it to study English Language as a course?

I think d person is grammatically right. If u can check page 257 of d Advanced learners dictionary, u will see it there."Everyone clapped us when we went up to get our prize."

quadri80: God pls answer our prayer on dis admision ooo i cant wait any longer ooooo shaiii c hw pipu dey jolly for here well by d grace of God i shall join u celebrate too ooo nd others.....

. Amin AbdulQuadri

@cyberthief. "It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not"-Goethe So, I felt dulled and stupid with the situation I am. Some well-wishers have been praying for Al-hassan and I pray to God to reward u accordingly. If u noticed, u cud see that I av stopped using bombasts. If u really like Al-hassan let me see ur words of encouragement and prayer for me. I now promise u that if I'm admitted , ur sincere contribution will be acknowledged. I rest my case!!!

This one is vagratamboloic tortoise

joscotea: Kudos bro. Oshey 4 d feedbak, God dey we "yet2Baspirants" back. Both d bombastics and non-bombastic go bombard unilorin come next month.

. So, u will bombard unilorin with blacabagarus

Aydesmond: Alhassan, me no forget you oooo, i dey pray for you and true to God you go see your name in the 2nd list ( i want us to be in the same room so that u can teach me all dose your bombamistically and ginomastriousifully english)LOL. Have faith and God will surprise you. Its ur boi AYDESMOND. You can drop your number

. Thank u guy. I really appreciate ur gangarucous effort; may God Almighty put blessings on things u are endowed with. Are u from Ibadan or...?. Let me know your 2go username. You are so fantabustrously sagaric.

I av been suffering from malaria for three days. I go kuku chop poison make i no say na unilorin kill me ooo. It has been so FRUSTRATING. If u don't hear from me again I don commit suicide. I'm crying now. I av never failed jamb admission na problem. I no get bombast for head again. Just say RIP.

Please try to shed light on these: corner and road bend

L Blessing: Can you ask the questions here? Are u on bb or would you rather PM me?

. No problem, Aurevoir!