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Travel / Re: An Unappreciated Experience by Aliangel2008(f): 5:26am On Jan 03, 2014
jefy: Gosh, thank G♡̷̬̩̃̊D̶̲̥̅̊ your pants didn't rip off. Anyways, it depends on individual differences. You may ℓ♡̷̴̬̩̃̊√ε the road and I air, so it all depends. F̶̲̅Õ̳͡я̅ me, flying goes. but how man go do, F̶̲̅Õ̳͡я̅ now make I take bus. Cheers and next time be careful when I the bus.
Thanks Jef,hi5!do u kow I travelled all tru to Kaduna not knowing it was torn?
Thank heavens I tied d jacket. sad
Travel / Re: An Unappreciated Experience by Aliangel2008(f): 5:20am On Jan 03, 2014
Thanks VicJ, I didn't wear d jeans cos of any1 buh my safety.So they can kiss d devil's ass 4 all I care.
& I didn't even indicate that I had to travel down to kd not knowing it was torn.Thank heavens 4 d jacket. tongue
Travel / An Unappreciated Experience by Aliangel2008(f): 1:49am On Jan 03, 2014
Yesterday I was travelling from Abeokuta to Ibadan &after boarding a vehicle, I had to alight for incoming passengers to go to the back seat.As I stepped my foot out, my trouser got stuck to the raised chair and the next thing I saw was......my cloth shreded.
Luckily I had a snow jacket tied round my waist & I thought to myself; "if only I had an extra~cash I would have gone by air."
Now my question is, by land or by air which would u prefer &why?

Travel / An Unappreciated Experience by Aliangel2008(f): 1:40am On Jan 03, 2014
Yesterday I was travelling from Abeokuta to Ibadan &after boarding a vehicle, I had to alight for incoming passengers to go to the back seat.As I stepped my foot out, my trouser got stuck to the raised chair and the next thing I saw was......my cloth shreded.
Luckily I had a snow jacket tied round my waist & I thought to myself; "if only I had an extra~cash I would have gone by air."
Now my question is, by land or by air which would u prefer &why?

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Romance / Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Aliangel2008(f): 1:26am On Jan 03, 2014
tongue [color=#770077][/color] [size=8pt][/size] Ngwa ngwa.......make all of una go SLEEP!

Nairaland / General / Re: Men Who End Up Having Less Children by Aliangel2008(f): 5:11pm On Jan 01, 2014
akposking: U could be rite.
Brotherly, mavo?
Nairaland / General / Men Who End Up Having Less Children by Aliangel2008(f): 3:45pm On Jan 01, 2014
From statistics, I noticed that men who start engaging in sex at a very early age(13-17) and marry late (36-45) tend to have erectile problems or have less sperm-count. True or false with reason
Phones / Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by Aliangel2008(f): 3:34pm On Jan 01, 2014
made001: Hey guys lets follow each other on twitter, if you do not have an account yet you can sign up at www.twitter.com and follow all the way.
I believe we can get a huge number of followers if we co-operate.

SO DROP YOUR TWITTER HANDLE FOLLOW AND MENTION FOR A FOLLOW A FOLLOW BACK wink

YOU FOLLOW

I FOLLOW

WE ALL FOLLOW


Minimum target is 5,000 followers..... grin

Oya ooooo drop it!

Boss please let this one make fp o!

www.twitter.com/aademo91
Mine is @Aliangel2008
Nairaland / General / Re: Reason Why Men Should Cheat! by Aliangel2008(f): 3:30pm On Jan 01, 2014
Enegod: There is a neurological explanation for
why men cheat. A prolonged
increase in intracranial pressure
compresses pathways in the prefrontal
cortex critical for maintaining personal
responsibility, resulting in compromised
reasoning and thus the ability to
rationalize immoral behavior is manifest.
In such cases removal of the person's
head from up their a** is indicated. This
relieves the pressure and effectively
solves the problem.
^^^
Hope this helps undecided
Kinda good explanation
Nairaland / General / Re: Reason Why Men Should Cheat! by Aliangel2008(f): 4:08am On Jan 01, 2014
budusky05: Answer, Nature
What kinda nature is that? Can't they remain single if they wana continue "chuk~chuk" all their lives?
Abeg e jare
Nairaland / General / Re: Reason Why Men Should Cheat! by Aliangel2008(f): 4:04am On Jan 01, 2014
KELVIN-XY:
Seriously.?!

Is dis issue supoz to come up on New Year Eve.? undecided

Anyway its the tradition around here
Yeah, so that our men can make amends cos it hurts me when married men walk up to me cos of my "bakasi" while they have beautiful wives @ home
Romance / Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Aliangel2008(f): 9:45pm On Dec 31, 2013
mrsincredible: Talk about his father's wealth- women don't want to know about what ur father has accomplished cause she is not going to date your father

Mama's boy- don't even pretend of doing amma mama's boy. Mostly abuja guys do this

Don't brag about the number of girls you have slept with even if its 100 just reduce the number

Never say you have flings- no matter what never say in front of lady that you do one night stands its every annoy nd irritating

Don't talk about your bed skills

Don't her when she's coming to spend the weekend after the 1st date- we know you want sex but don't ask immediately it sounds rude

Don't scratch your manhood in front of a lady cause it will look as if you have infections nd you don't expect her to hold your hands after that.

Don't talk about football or act her the club she is supporting- she might pretend she likes football but we ladies don't enjoy soccer we only do it to please the guy we love

Don't brag about the amount of money you have in your account or how you spend your money cos you will make her fall in love with your money and not you
=)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =))...

Politics / Re: Jonathan's Message to Nigerians on New Year & New Century Of Amalgamation by Aliangel2008(f): 9:37pm On Dec 31, 2013
Hayjaycity:

seconded
I concore
Nairaland / General / Reason Why Men Should Cheat! by Aliangel2008(f): 9:24pm On Dec 31, 2013
Please, is it true that it is natural for men especiallÝ those in Africa to cheat on their wives but it is unethical for their wives to do same?
Education / Re: Gregory University, Abia To Make Igbo Language A Compulsory Course by Aliangel2008(f): 5:53pm On Dec 31, 2013
Lilimax: self worth has nothing to do with this. A university that the communication medium is solely Igbo looks somehow to me. undecided There are other better ways of preserving ones language aside this angry
Pls, tell them jare. If it was an elective it is different.
Education / Re: Gregory University, Abia To Make Igbo Language A Compulsory Course by Aliangel2008(f): 5:50pm On Dec 31, 2013
=)) =)) =)) laffº°˚ ˚°º≈wanº°˚ ˚°º≈tearº°˚ ˚°º≈myº°˚ ˚°º≈belleº°˚ ˚°º≈=)) =))...
This one is strong!
Romance / Re: Dear Ladies, We Do Not Appreciate It When You Do These In Our Presence by Aliangel2008(f): 5:07pm On Dec 31, 2013
Andyblaze: [b]
• Farting In Our Presence-
Men hate this to the core, they may pretend not to
but they really hate when you do it in their presence.
If you doubt me, go and ask a man whom
you don't know to tell you what he thinks of a lady
who fart or always fart in front of him.

• Eating too much- Whenever you Ladies are in our Presence please try to control your eating habits. Not that we're too broke to buy you Food but eating without Class just because your indoors is disgusting to say the least!

• Washing of your undies (panties)- Please try to reduce the amount of times you wash your undies in our presence. Forget that popular slang which tends to say
that when a man loves you, he can even wash your
undies, we're not that cool with seeing someone else's undies!

• Talking too dirty -Please, have control of things you say in our presence. Don’t be too naughty when it comes to your
language except you want to remain a GIRLFRIEND
FOR LIFE!!!!!

• Laughing excessively- Control the length you laugh in front of us.
When we're not around, you can laugh and bring
down the roof if you wish.
I was talking to a lady and she laughed so loud that
she didn't know when she polluted.

• Always watching movies- If your a Nollywood addict please, for the
sake of not receiving any RED CARD, stop giving all your time to once
your man is around. We need total concentration when we are talking to you

• Fighting - Never you fight in front of your man, he may feel that
one day you will fight his mother.

• OverSabi attitude - Its very annoying when you always act like you know everything. When we argue about sports,romance,friends etc its cool for you to let us win sometimes as it would do you no harm than try to make sure you POV is the most correct even when its not.
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angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Died Between 2011 And 2013 (Pictures) by Aliangel2008(f): 4:57pm On Dec 31, 2013
ambrosini593: Nollywood has been in existence for over twenty years now, It’s impact has been great in the African cinema. Sadly, there are some famous actors and actresses who had tremendous impacts but are no more now. Here is the list some of the famous deaths that have rocked Nollywood since 2011. Here are List Of Nigerian Celebrities Who Died Between 2011 and 2013, may their soul rest in peace.


Goldie

Susan Oluwabimpe "Goldie" Filani Harvey was a Nigerian professional singer. She was married to Andrew Harvey. The R&B artist - born Susan Filani - died on Thursday evening (February 14) at Reddington Hospital in Victoria Island, Lagos,


Justus Esiri

He was said to have passed on Febuary 18,2013 in a Lagos hospital. A source said the now late Justus Esiri has been secretly battling diabetes for a while but his family chose to make it a secret until his sudden demise at the age of 71 .


AHMED ALASAR

Very popular within the Yoruba industry, Comedian Alasari died in a car crash in March 2011. The cause of the accident was as a result of a tyre burst causing the car to swerve off the road and overturning numerous times, killing him instantly. His last credit, Omo Nightclub, was a big hit.


Fatai Rolling Dollar

Among some of the notable figures who have died in the year just ending is Fatai Rolling Dollar, an indigene of Ede town in the state of Osun, Nigeria.

ASHLEY NWOSU

Very famous in playing the role of a villain in his movies, Nwosu’s death was as a result of a liver complication and he passed away at the military hospital in his hometown, Yaba in April 2011. His famous movies are Endless Night, Between Two Walls, Power Brokers, Foreign Affairs, Gift from the Grave and Lagos Babes.

SAM LOCO EFE

Popular comedian, Sam Loco who starred in over 200 movies in his Nollywood career, with movies like Unforgettable Heart of Stone, Open and Close, Husband My Foot, Away Match and a popular TV series, Everyday People. He passed away August 2011, Police reports suggested the actor died of acute asthma, as two canisters of ventolin inhalers were discovered at the scene. The multi award winning actor’s career lasted for over three decades.

GERALDINE EKEOCHA
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Veteran screen princess Ekeocha passed away in September 2011 amid a fibroid operation. She is best remembered for her appearances in The King and the Maidens, Heavy Storm, Devine Twins and After My Heart.


DAVID IHEZIE

David Ihezie was very popular amongst Ugandans for his roles in David and Goliath, Brain Master, Player No 1 and King of the Forest. One of the founding fathers of Nollywood, he died after battling with Arthritis at his home

PETE ENEH

Eneh’s death in November 2012 following a leg infection has largely been attributed to spiritual attacks, ironically in line with roles he excelled at in his screen characters. Doctors at a local facility opted to amputate the actor’s leg after an earlier improper treatment had left it swollen. The operation, however, soured the illness, causing his death. Like Elebuwa, Eneh’s body is yet to be buried. Eneh is most remembered for his fatherly roles in Lonely Life, Divided Kingdom, Price of Ignorance, Heavy Rain and His Grace.in January 2012.


ENEBELI ELEBUWA

Face of Nollywood, Elebuwa died in December 2012 from a stroke he had suffered the previous year. In his quest for healing, the aging actor visited, among others, a controversial Nigerian pastor until finally being airlifted to an India hospital from where he died. His body is due for burial sometime this month. Burly and beardy Elebuwa was notable for his kingly gait which mostly saw him play snobbish characters. He is remembered for such films as Abuja Connection, Bent Arrows, Royal War and Lasting Love.

BISI KOMOLAFE

According to sources, Bisi who got engaged sometime in 2012 had been on admission at the University College Hospital (UCH) for 2 months before she lost her pregnancy, which resulted in her death. The fair-skinned thespian started her acting career over 3 years ago. Some of the movies she featured in include Igboro Ti Daru, Eja Tutu, Bolode Oku, Asiri Owo, Aiye Ore meji and many more.

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Entertainment / Why I Fired My PA! by Aliangel2008(f): 4:44pm On Dec 31, 2013
Dis is a true story of a man.
Last wk was my 40th b-day &i didnt feel like wakin up dat mornin.I managed 2 pull myself 2geda &went downstairs 4 brkfast,hoping my wife would b pleasant &say,HAPPY BIRTHDAY,&may b av a GIFT 4 me.As it turned out,she barely said gudmornin,let alone happy b-day.I felt it was part of marriage,but d kids will remember.
My kids came tramplin down d stairs 4 brkfast,ate &didnt say a word 2 me.I went to d office feelin pretty dumpy &dispondent.
As i walked in2 my office,my secretary said,Gudmornin boss and by the way,HAPPY B-DAY.I felt a bit better knowin dat @ least som1 remembered.I worked in a zombie-like fashion until 1 O'clock wen she knocked &said,u no,itz such a beautiful day outside,y dont we go 4 lunch,just d 2 of us.I replied,thanks!This is d best thing i've heard all day.Letz go.
We went 2 lunch but not where we usually went.She took me 2 a quiet bistro wit a private table.We had a couple of mixed drinks &i enjoyed d meal tremendously.On d way back 2 d office,she said,itz such a beautiful day,we dont av 2 go back there do we?I replied,i suppose not.What do u av in mind?she said,letz go 2 my appartment arround d corner.
Afta arriving,she turned 2 me &said,am gona step in2 d bedroom 4 just a moment,i'l b right back.Ok,i nervously answered.Afta a couple of minute,she came out carryin a huge b-day cake,followed by my wife,kids,dozen of my friends,&co-workerz all singing HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
And behold,i just sat there on d couch,
NAKED...!
Chai,wat~a~day...

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Entertainment / Our Mad~owner Prayer! by Aliangel2008(f): 3:57pm On Dec 31, 2013
Our mad~owner, who is at Okija
shallow is your name,
your admission comes.
Your will be done in dropouts,
as it is in frustrated students.
Give us this day,
ours which we deserve.
And forgive us our immorality,
as you led us to it.
And lead us not into homosexuality,
but deliver us from every miscalculated result, vamps, hallrep, mama porter &sheddy~bobo...
Romance / Re: True Love Quote! by Aliangel2008(f): 3:50pm On Dec 31, 2013
kissThanks deary!
Romance / True Love Quote! by Aliangel2008(f): 3:38pm On Dec 31, 2013
It hurts to love someone &not be loved in return.But what is more painful is to love someone &never find the courage to let that person know how you feel.May be God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right ones so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift.Love is when you take away the feeling,the passion &the romance in a relationship &find out you still care for that person.A sad thing in life is when you meet someone who means a lot to you,only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be &you just have to let go.When the door of happiness closes,another opens.But often times we look so long at the closed door,that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.The best kind of friend is the kind you can just be with,never say a word,&then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.It is true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it,but it is also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they love you back.Don't expect love in return.Just wait for it to grow in their heart.But if it doesn't,be content it grew in yours.There are things you love to hear that you would never hear from the person who you'd like to hear from them.But don't be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from their heart.Never say goodbye if you still want to try.Never give up if you still feel you can go on.Never say you don't love a person anymore if you can't let go.Love comes to those who still hope,although, they've been disappointed.To those who still believe,although,they've been betrayed.To those who still need to love,although, they've been hurt before.And to those who have the courage &faith to build trust again.It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,an hour to like someone,&a day to love someone,but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.Don't go for looks,they can decieve.Don't go for wealth,even that fades away.Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.Hope you find the someone that makes you SMILE!

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Jokes Etc / Forbidden Love! by Aliangel2008(f): 3:12pm On Dec 31, 2013
[color=#000099][/color]They were alone in the house.It was cold, dark, stormy Night.The storm had come up quickly & each time d thunder boomed,he watched her jump.She looked across d room & admired his strong appearance.She wished he would take her in his arms,comfort, &protect her from d storm.She wanted that...Then d power went out &she screamed.He raced 2 d sofa where she was covering.He didn't hesitate 2 pull her in his arms.He knew this was a forbidden union &expected her 2 pull back.He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead,clung to him.The storm raged on,as their growing passion...There came a moment when each knew they had 2 b together.They knew it was wrong...their families would not understand...but...so consumed in their passion,they didn't hear d door open...d click of d light switch...d power was back on,and...CAUGHT...NOTE PLS:Dis is a story of a dog n a cat inluv!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NIMC Appointment Letters Finally Out! by Aliangel2008(f): 11:32pm On Apr 22, 2013
[color=#006600][/color]NIMC Test Results: Shortlistment for Interview 2013

Posted on Mon 22nd Apr, 2013 - --- (34 comments)



National Identity Management Commission (NIMC)  is currently inviting successful candidates for Interview following Aptitude Test conducted nationwide in February and March 2013. Some candidates have received an SMS Invitation from NIMC which reads as follows:

"Dear Applicant,
Further to the aptitude test you took, you have been short-listed for interviews with NIMC in Abuja. Further details will be communicated."

NIMC has started sending the Second SMS inviting candidates for Interview at their Abuja office situated at: Copied: www.

11, SOKODE CRESCENT, OFF DALABA STREET.
ZONE 5, WUSE - ABUJA.

Most of the candidates for this batch were invited for Interview scheduled to take place on 23rd & 24th April, 2013.

NOTE: If you wrote the test and haven't got the SMS,  please don't panic yet,  you'll have to exercise some patience and wait till when you'll possibly be contacted. At this time the invitation is sent only to the candidates that applied for:


Enrolment Officer

Head of NIMC State Offices

As NIMC indicated:

General Notice To All Candidates

Further to the aptitude tests conducted in February and March, 2013, we are now progressing to the interview stage of the recruitment process.

The interviews will be conducted in phases according to the various job roles. Please note that only qualified candidates, based on performance in the aptitude test, will be contacted.


Invitation To Interviews: Enrolment Officers and Heads of NIMC State Offices

Based on performance in the aptitude tests, we are inviting qualified candidates for interviews for the following roles:


Enrolment Officer

Head of NIMC State Office

Successful candidates for these roles have been invited via SMS for interviews at NIMC HQ in Abuja.

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