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Monalisa185:
[b]To that special someone, Ola!

looking for your face from the beginning of my time in this land (Nairaland)..
I have been looking for your face, but today I have seen it..
Today I have seen the charm, the cuteness and the unfathomable grace of the face I was looking for.
Ola, today I have found you..

I am bewildered by the magnificence of your handsomeness...
your charming EYES...
LIPS that I can eat for days without asking for any other food...
most importantly, the very first thing that got me attracted to you, your DREADS!
I can walk miles just to feel your DREADS resting on my chest..
And I wish to see you with a hundred eyes..

My heart has burned with passion and has searched forever for this wondrous soul that I now behold...
I am ashamed to call this love
and afraid of God to call it divine

Ola, I want to become your sunshine and also your shadow...
My soul is screaming in ecstasy..
every fibre of my being is in love with you..
Your effulgence has lit a fire in my heart..

My arrow of love has arrived at the target..
Baby, if only you can catch this arrow with your bare hands and make my lips sing Banky W's "YOU DEY DO ME STRONG THING"..
ìrèkéiyó òyìnbó, Just let me be that one person that can scatter your bololo dada every step of the way..



CC: Naijaboiy[/b]

sweetheart01:
my sister,dat gal must be hotter Dan a boiling water!..she is in luuuuv!

Monalisa185:
lol, my dear,I'm good oo, and you?
the first wooing line was epic

sweetheart01:
ohhh gosh!....I think am fainting,someone should please come and hold me,I just can't stand dis!lanic.ky u wanna kill us here?


stfuareu.God, are u still alive?.I doubt so!Nawa ooo

naijab.oiy I thought this was just for fun but I doubt it!.

Mona how far? Why U dey shout?

Monalisa185:
JESU!!!

jerryunit48:
I beg to make a correction , we celebrate death too unless you are talking of youth death, a man who dies at 90 or so should be celebrated don't you think so ?

Festivalofholi:
U r right honey, i know its wrong timing but i didnt plan it this way. Thanks. Why don't you email me when u come back from church?

Marlvin:

hafu the guy ka o n'ako nsi efi , konji atagbu go ya.

tosyne2much:
I should put an end to it shey?

refiner:
[b][color=#1980BC]......

I was just like a clay wif no potter wandering lonely through d city of nairaland,hoping for some warmth and affection!

buh den,u quoted me,although wif a terrible word,buh u drew my affection....

Naijaboiy,I don't really know u,yet to meet u buh I wish to be ur friend u could fall hopelessly in love wif!....when I saw u,I saw LOVE.... I want to be ur best friend in d entire world!


I fink of u each step of my way...I can see u wif me wen am older...truly,u av seized my heart,u are d beat of my hrt and lover of my childish soul!...dis could be it....I fink am in LOVE....


it's real LOVE, I bet u don't know dat....let's tie our LOVE in a double knot!


let me be ur favourite....

let me be ur smiles......

let me be ur tears.....

let me be ur breath....


I want to be ur favourite hello and hardest goodbye!....

please tell me u feel it too so we could run away!...faaaaaar away!.....TOGETHER!!!


cc naijaboiy![/color][/b]

obiorathesubtle:
she'll express her feelings how I want her to!! And that's final!!

BIGkoboko:
Uses my *finger Tip to pinch her red nipples*my friend will you goan and bring drinks for your ogaboss them.see your small yansh.

joseph1832:
I call what skarlet wrote "simplicity at its finest".

refiner:
...hey!....is it my turn now?

obiorathesubtle:
so what?? I feel charitable this evening!



However.. I did that for your image.. See your mates putting punchlines and dope flows out there.. You here dropping couple of boring should I's n shiiit..


Dig deep into your pocket, woman!!

halfricanadian:
no cos dey suffering dan u kno

They are really not living ur dream life or theirs go stay with dem for a week u myt will all ur properties to dem.

BIGkoboko:
Then you do that asap.

halfricanadian:
Dont want the money

Give the money to the orphange nd mental home they av my heart there

BIGkoboko:
First of all twale to my ogas.
N.aijaboiy
bq.lekan
the.sonofmark
pee.party
stfu.areyougod..

Bar man bring chilled beer for my oga them.

skarlett:
Thanks dear

halfricanadian:
Dont bother

did outta love

skarlett:
Dearest N.aijaboiy, what should I do to get your YES?

Should I
Lie like a 'politifcian'
Steal lines from Shakespeare
Prattle like a lovestruck poetess?

Should I
Lay absent fortunes at your feet
Rob Zenith bank
Steal forget-me-nots from an enemy's garden?

Should I
Stand on my head
Sleep with my eyes open
Pen your praise on the sky?

Should I
Become your slave
Run your every errand
Your gold chain around my neck?

Should I
Stalk your e-diary
Like your every post
Contest and win Ms Nairaland?

OR

Should I
Charm you with my lines
Make you feel fly
Get your dream to 'yes' my plea?

Cc
Naijaboiy

halfricanadian:
Will u help them nd pay me

Dan42:
Hope your spaceship is safe It could be disastrous if it gets to wrong hands

halfricanadian:
announcement of retirement i av been nl in house dj since last year yet no payment chai i resign

Marlvin:
Naijaboiy sikwa n'anyi na akusasi ife ebea, for the sake of tranquility n orderliness , kanyi lua lera #winks..#staypretty

Dan42:
Really? 'M a kryptonian too. How long have you been on planet earth

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]it's not. Please kindly stop.[/color]

Dan42:
Lol... Be ma lois Lane then... I take ya to krypton.