₦airaland Forum

Odingo1:
Did she not suppose to tell me all this before marriage or am I scammed.

she told you for three months but you were just too dull to get the message.

thrillionaire:
Make dog no go give am belle o

Many psycho dey for this Nairaland sha

TemplarLandry:
I call this fellow to order with "Dead Wrong" by The Notorious B.I.G feat. Eminem.

Relax and take notes... while I take a puff of this marijuana smoke. ✅

Danovah:
My head full rn I swear.

The biggest mistake you would do is to be asking her WHY DID YOU DO THIS? it will suck all your energy and make you a sissy.

Let her come back home, fuckHER very well like a slut. Take your bathe, get a trash bag and put all her belongings. Just kick her out without a word.

Don't ever tell her that you saw her. Just kick her out without a reason. Let her forever continue to wonder why.

Hahahahahahahaha

SeraphicWind:
First and Foremost, this conversation is for matured and intelligent minds

what makes you feel you fall under this category?

YeyeGbami:
Iphone 16 Pro Max would be weird af

hahahahahaha 🤣😁😂

Everyone deserves happiness.
Kudos to them.

Ozeba - REMA

high volume on a monster sound

😁😂🤣

multimedia:
Its been two weeks now and i am getting over it gradually but what baffles me is
....

forget about what baffles you and maintain SPEED on getting over the whole thing. Na that one be the koko.

See her horse face.
Seriously KONJI is a mofo

rapsfudy:
I am writing this on a throway account because I think I now need help.

Avoid relationships. Avoid anything that has to do with romance and sex and even marriage.

Make toto reach we wey no dey fear relationship

omoredia:
Ok u remember this ur useless elder?

who him be?

ElSudani:
Don't let him know the Judge's address o. Chukwudumeme is not your run of the mill criminal. I am not sure the prison guards are safe from him sef, the only problem is that they are not very rich.

Hahahahahahahaha he for don kidnap dem walahi

omoredia:
Lookman should remember culture. If elder kneel down for u ur own don spoil be that

elder wey get sense abi the one wey no get head?

make the elder use that him knee go collect money for bank

OlawaleBammie:
you wey cus me because I told someone to take care of his father as much as he does for his mother, despite the fact that his father gave him a whole building to live in

LoL. Make we no go there today 😁.
Oya calm down and look for one cold beer and sip jejely like I am doing. TGIF.

wayray:
SHOULD I ALLOW HER TO EMBARK ON THE JOURNEY OR I SHOULD FORGIVE HER?

She no force you to send money, na you go break the rules by sending transport money to broke girl so learn the lesson and don't repeat it.

If you go dey spend time and energy planning revenge and she die for road or die for your bed na that time you go know say Na God been dey try save you from ogbanje. Better delete her number, grab a beer and deal with girls that have job and are not far.

OlawaleBammie:
As if u care about the father's plight

How you take know? Walahi I no send all of them 😁

annolomy:
I'm afraid my girlfriend doesn't love me, but only after the money she receives from me. What can I do to test her loyalty and to know if she truly loves me and not double dating.

Additionally, next month is her birthday, what type of gift will you suggest I buy for her please?

it seems SEUN is paying people to post SIMP stories here.

Yugoslavia247:
Ok.

Another guy would soon be pounding her and enjoying her money with her.

E be like say you just come Lagos.

Ok.

Before you talk about FATHER & SON, where is that DNA test?

Blazetrailer:
Lol....meanwhile, the Chief of Defence staff is still busy trying to "work" his visa to Canada to go and give moral support to retired and physically challenged veterans doing march past...lol

That visa is needed to boost our economy 😞

Army. Over to you.

Ok.

ZombieDredd:
It nearly claimed my brother.
He hit back of his head on the basin, na God save am that day

I survived this over 10 years ago.

I slipped and hit my back and the back of my head on the bathroom wall and woke up about 30 mins later. The tiles on the bathroom wall cracked seriously due to the impact, it was HORRIBLE.

anxiousguy:
Hello nairalanders.
I had a fallout with some friends and ever since then I've been having this anxious feeling all the time. Its affecting my health already.

Your forefathers fought against the strongest men FACE TO FACE, slayed the toughest animals and braved the harshest weather but here you are, A PUSSY crying about his fucking FEELINGS and trying to look complicated and begging for attention on the Internet.

SHAME on you whimp.

franvincoop:
Na because na South you dey, try reach North na there you go complete am with multiple Usman, Uwais, Useni, Umaru, Kasu, Kaka, Karawa, Kyari, Kante, Wangbara, Wurie, then u collect GWR to be presented by Lord Lugard himself.

Hahahahahahahaha. I cover my pweek with blood of Jesus abeg.

Bea1234:
If you see me sef, you no go fit talk nonsense for my side.

Person wey dey fear to talk to him friends don dey brag online. Talking of Lizard, look in the mirror.

iLegendd:
If you're in her shoe, how will you escape this or will you give in?

Stay there dey form INSPECTOR GADGET on top woman toto. Captain SAVAHO

Walking around with these questions means You nova ready to fuckToto be that. After doing this JOB INTERVIEW, you will find yourself ALONE in your bed wanking.

Before you know it, 5 years don pass and you nova see toto because 99% of Nigerian girls will not answer these questions.

Good Luck with the KONJI

And u no fit ask your guys abi dem no gree tell you cos you are a cunt.

Only a cunt will leave his guys and come to public forum to be asking rubbish. Dem suppose lock you for one room beat you till you shit for body.