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Gone just like that

when Apologies don dey comot from man mouth too much... na there doubt and see finish dey bad pass.

Namaster:
Makes me want to uproot a MAST.

NAMASTER please don't destroy the world with your anger. NAMASTER please naw.

Gone... Just like that

OZIOGU1:
They want to use the money to attend tuface and Natasha wedding

Hahahahahahahaha

Namaster:
First of all, women NEVER reveal their TRUE body counts. Especially NOT to a nice husband material like you.

The standard is to take whatever number they give you and MULTIPLY by 3.

So your GF has had about 120 dicccks inside her.
And some of them came for second, third and fourth HELPINGS.

But the other 80 guys were "mini boyfriends" and they don't factor into her body counts.

ALSO, her saying the STEAMY sex chats with MULTIPLE guys was just her trying to get those guys to like her is a FUNDAMENTAL feature of female nature.

When she was younger, she DATED stereotypical bad boys and acted like a SHAMELESS SLUT for them.

Now that she's older, probably out of University, and ready to SETTLE DOWN; she found herself a good guy in YOU and started to pretend to be a REFORMED and RESERVED wife material.

For bad boys, she acted like a BITCH.
For nice guys, she acted like a NUN.

She's a CHAMELEON that adopts whatever colour that appeals to her TARGETS.

Right now, you are the target. And she has MORPHED into your DREAM WOMAN.

That's why you are still MOURNING a relationship with a 25-year old PROSTITUTE.

She is NOT the girl for you.
You will NEVER get past her body counts.

Even if 40 was the REAL number (it's NOT), that is still TWO GIGM BUS FULL OF DICKS (with leftovers) that have been INSIDE your girl.

That's a WHOOOORE!

Only stay in that relationship if you dream of raising BASTARDS.

NAMASTER abeg naw. Abeg 😂

chiommy123:
Abacha. All day. Everyday. Twice on Wednesday

Na lie. where are you?

I can eat one bucket of Abacha before morning

Wizzy13:
That special delicacy u can eat everyday without getting tire

my love for soup and eba is second to non,
as long as the soup is delicious and rich i can't get tired of it

my priorities are:
Okra soup
Afang
Ogbono
Melon
Edikan-ikon
many i can't name

choose just one of all that you mentioned. just one.

Chai. this one don finally kill him mama

The woman don go play sportybet come dey back am up with jazz. 😂

Yugoslavia247:
That man must have had issues with this gal mom.

Hahahahahahahaha

Baldwretch:
Care to share why you sued them? What happened?

As a classroom teacher in one school in the north, I am also on one which happened two years ago or so.

In fact, I threatened to sue them and made it clear, but it seems they just do not give a Bleep.

They laid me off with immediate effect instead of following the rules by giving me one month notice or the appropriate layoff payment.
I didn't threaten them, I just went straight to my lawyer, next thing na court we enter.

They will cover their loopholes and turn you to a joke. Weigh your options, be sure of yourself and sue if you want to. good luck.

Solseal007:
Trust me

once I see a statement that starts with TRUST ME, ❌❌❌

Drella:
My palour is like this but I no get 5m for account.

Thou shall explaineth tire

Chicagograduate:
Raising your country flag while playing for another country is a sign of hypocrisy and disrespectful

Na American flag he suppose raise? God gave you brains for a reason, stop disgracing your God.

NLC should gather round and eat a big bucket of shit. They have lost the respect of Nigerians.

Reduce it by one naira and let APC online miscreants have something to come online and praise Tinubu about. They really need to justify their 30k salary.

L. A. M. B. A

Kobicove:
If I were in his position I would follow up with the advice from the friend.

In summary, YES.

TemplarLandry:
Föolish and misleading rules.

Just because you don't understand it doesn't make any of it less true. It is not for everybody.

Goldplucker:
Do you judge friendship by this ??
Nawa

Define THIS. What came to your mind?

Anyways, If you read properly and between the lines, you should have known I was talking about the ability maintain restraint and self control even in the presence of a naked woman whom you made to take off her clothes for sex. Yes, such a man with such rare characteristic can be my friend.

helinues:
I think that amount is still fair for private university application

And YOU THINK this will not reflect on the next school fees?
Try removing your head from your anus before YOU THINK.

Kobicove:
There is nothing wrong with what the friend said!

Really? And you would follow through with that advice since there is NOTHING wrong with it? Yes?

Jacktheripper:
Then science came and said, "The hymen can be broken by many non-sexual activities."

Then feminism came and said, *"Not all women bleed on their first time."

Then men said, *"Okay, let’s lower the standard before we develop high blood pressure."

That’s how "Are you a virgin?" transformed into "What’s your body count?"

😁

Amarachibaby:
Na WA oo I swear currently having a not so similar situation right now my matter long

I remember my last job back in 2011. I didn't just quit, I sued the company to court and made plenty money from them. I don't know why Nigerians like to accept overload of rubbish in the name of E GO BETTER.

EmeraldHash:
Good evening bro.... I have been at home for the past 2 months after Nysc..... And I am tired

Please can you please show me how you are earning online.... Thank you

Upon all the millions of resources available for learning online you still come to ask this question. You are not yet serious.
People who do like this just want to HEAR what others are doing, will you apply it to your own life? NO! will you replicate the success even after you apply it? NO! You just want to hear something easy.
You better pick on something and start getting good at it (all the pain, failure and sacrifice) if you are serious.

Goldplucker:
1. Don't sleep with a woman on the first day of seeing her naked body. Create an emergency and stop.

Hahahahahahahaha. I like this one. She will be lost in confusion for a long time. Any man that can deliberately (not erectile dysfunction oh) pull this off is automatically my friend.
I like guys with stern level of self control and ability to SAY NO and do things on their own accord, that is some high level of power only few men possess.

imagrg:
Side-chicks should be avoided at all cost. They shouldn't be by your side at all because they are a threat to your happiness.

Speak for yourself. You can avoid them at all cost, It is not for everybody.

fman:
If she is better than some wife, then why is she a side chick?

Now picture this.
A man is already married (tied to another woman) and after a year or two (maybe months) he met someone with outstanding qualities which his wife lacks. That is it, he met her after he was already chained to another and as per your question, we have seen so many men who went ahead to marry their side chick or suffer the emotional pain of not being able to do so (due to financial, obligatory or religious constraints) but this does not apply to all "SIDE CHICS" as some are just only meant for pleasurable company. Comprende?

This your childish question has shown how slow your brain is & Once again you have removed the veil of doubt concerning your ability to reason like an adult. You have shown your stupidity again like you did the last time and I hope it is not a generational thing. People like you should not be involved in any conversation apart from listening and taking notes.

Sirchiboy:
Just clocked 46 yesterday.
And nothing to write home about

you wey dey bring childish topics and comment like teenager.

My favourite part was when Benjamin Guggenheim said
"We've dressed up in our best and are prepared to go down like gentlemen"

That part made my heart beat with the pride of 1000 warriors. I will never forget those words and I will never entertain fear in the face of death. NEVER.

obinna58:
Jack committing suicide, that was the most interesting part, there was a part for him to stay afloat but he chose suicide

Don't mind the foolish guy. That platform was big enough for two of them and the evil bastard girl was just enjoying it alone while the fool was SIMPING in the cold water. 😂