₦airaland Forum

MONEY247:
Masturbation destroy parts of the brain

Brain expert don show.

Goodmarlian:
Last time I checked women masturbate too.

I had a very pretty babe with the biggest BACK but you see anything sex was just zero. All she knew about sex was to finger herself, release and thats where it ends. Total waste.

I don't support men doing it sha. Nothing beats seeing a babe grab the sheets and call the name of God in vain 😂😁

Failure has many speeches and excuses.

No action

Terrorists walking around with Mobile phones that actually give of Frequency signals and nobody can track them.?

Dear Nigerian Citizens,
Just know that Your whole street can be wiped out tonight and the biggest thing that will happen is WE CONDEMN THE ATTACK.

Until we actually see military action from Trump and his men, it is just TALK.

As for our leaders, SHAME

Nueldon1:
Proof: Grok's stare challenge is real.

Just 5 seconds?
or is there a catch to this?

Let's ask Justice Binta Nyako

Erix1600:
What do think Or what would you recommend?

They don't need 500.

Make dem send Tom Cruise and that his crew in Top Gun 2.

Chilipepper:
Shout out to my sister for being my surrogate🥹🩷. Welcome to the word my angel🎀

She shouldn't forget to update us when the real battle and betrayal starts.

Morbeta11:
Name a word she can’t pronounce well😂

HiSense Television

Rice & Stew

blow+job from this one go take you enter Uganda

jomarq:
For the past one year I have been trying to understand this picture and write up.
Please explain this if truly understand it
Because my tayad is tayad

Baba wants to give away his PIPE.
It is useless to him. No joy.

Na dem sabi. I wish they are more plenty than this so that the number of guys dragging babes with the rest of us will reduce and we can enjoy our beautiful women in peace.
We need More gays please.

Don't distract us from all the killings happening around us

DeDonniesHomes:
If you’ve ever tasted a well-made Egusi soup

Love is exactly like that.

Nice analogy and write up.

Egusi has different variations, don't forget.
Vegetable soup still dey.
Banga soup dey.
Overnight Afang soup ✅

As for these young girls like Regina Daniels, i prefer INSTANT NOODLES. Turn up, Shift pant, move out, never call back.

Na human beings we dey talk about here abi na chicken?

Even in a POULTRY, it is hard to steal 80 chickens in one day.

dibunotion:
I thought they all negotiated with bandits. C. A. N should escalate this by telling all churches to close down

And the greedy pastors will listen? You no want dem to chop offering again?

God1000:
too bad, I don't know why people are not on the streets protesting

Nope. They prefer to protest for MohBad

And Nigeria is not in a state of Emergency

Olachase:
Abeg help me full ham make I injure myself before the country injure me

This picture dey make me burst

Make una continue till you kidnap the full country.

helinues:
Good. The issue will be resolved diplomatically

See how you just carelessly and childishly narrowed the deaths, pain and suffering of over 5,000 people and families to THE ISSUE.

It is so trivial to you as long as you are getting your 30k stipends. Pinch yourself and check if you are still human.

justyhere:
I am contemplating getting out of such a relationship. Please advice

Abeg get out of the relationship and get out of the next one too with your lack of will to share JUST BECAUSE he wasn't the one who bought it for you.

You have no love in your heart and marriage is not for an immature GIRL like you.

my Bonestraight... my dress... what else?

The guy seff nova grow up. See him crying for 3 days because of another person's property. He is encouraging SEE FINISH and he say he wan marry. Una go jam rock.

kettykin:
Is something big on the way? Why is the country so tensed up and nerved up

i am just sitting here, drinking beer, reading comments and hoping that THEY GONNA DROP THE BOMB ON US (AlphaVille).

Anything can happen right now, we are on a boiling pot

HAIL FGC WUKARI
HAIL FGC WUKARI
HAIL FGC WUKARI

HgAkpobomeEr:
The response is measured and appropriate.

Calliberated is more like it.

rabiudon:
Na stamp I go chop?

Na 10 million u go chop. No worry.

The attacks have become narrowed and more specific and intentional since BIG MOUTH & ZERO ACTION trump issued empty threats.

Where is the US Army?
Instead they are telling us they had a HONEST meeting with Nigerian delegation.

rabiudon:
I'll collect the 10m. Canada na heaven? Some people don dey Canada for two years, no job.

The stamp on your passport is worth more than 20 million naira.

Two year stay in Canada is worth more than 7 million. Full stability.

Na your type dey use mouth chop all your today and tomorrow.

Sirchiboy:
10m naira to settle down in Nigeria or 2years Canada visa, which one will you choose?🤔

Is this a real question or you are just BORED?

Clap for yourself.

Samson do pass this one. He even told his woman the secret of his power and you are just talking about bank account to impress who?

Jerkbaba:
Oboi this opay easimoni loan people dey disturb my life! I can't even pack back! Hmmmm

Put your phone inside water. Wash away the diaturbance.

hashtagged:
I was few points from first class. I did not cram. Imagine teaching a class suddemly one morning. How would you fare?. I was asked to syart teaching immediately, with no lesson note, no lesson plan only a textbook which i cant ovbiously bring to class

But you did it anyway. Now the show must go on and your name is at stake. Forget the school admin and get fine tune yourself (gradually) to continue this dance.

hashtagged:
I was not teaching maths before, i was teachi g agric

You made a mistake stepping into that class to teach maths, you should habe stood your ground and let the admin know that YOU ARE NOT TRAINED TO TEACH MATHS for just one more day.

Now it has come to this, you have to put your big boy pants on and CONTINUE THE SHOW (maybe you might get good later) since the school admin just wants to fill up a gap but you have to keep ringing it into their ears everyday that YOU ARE NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS and they have to find a maths teacher ASAP so they would not nail you with this in future.

wildcatter23:


Sorry about that.

Get the course outline. Study and use chatgpt to guide you.

So humans can't think for themselves anymore just to set up a teaching plan?
Imagine building the Cologne Cathedral, Eiffel or Chrysler tower with chat gpt. God forbid.