₦airaland Forum

Sirchiboy:
Is it good to live with someone before you get married to them

For what?
don't even set your eyes on the person till wedding morning

Pukkalolo:
Anything you'd immediately stop doing if your partner walked into the room.

I have been Unable to sleep and this is past 4am already. But as soon as I sassy this your response... BOOM.. heavy sleep came.

I will print this and keep this next to my bedside so I can read it every time I need something to make me sleep

30,000 within the same Ikeja.

this is just a tiny reflection of all the wickedness Nigerians have been swallowing

Look at the price of everything in Nigeria

95% of the prices in the whole Nigerian market are as a result of HORRIBLE PRICE FIXING such as this but they cover it up with FUEL PRICE and other excuses just to scam Nigerians. things that should not cost more than ₦500 naira have reached ₦5,000 and more. Back then, 480 gram milk was for students while the 900 gram was what you would see in family homes but now how many families can afford milk for one full month? OVER HYPED PRICES don kill this country.

I remember 2010 when I got a new apartment in Lagos, I furnished it within 2 weeks down to fridge and AC and set of sofas. ALL BRAND NEW.

now you see grown men of 35 going to 40 still living with their parents and you wonder why.

What is CHEATING?

Makavelli001:
If you ever come across them, pls maintain a considerable distance or run for your life.🙄

Kaduna babe don do this guy something.

Run for who? When you meet some African American girls you will know that our girls are "SAINTS" abeg leave our precious girls alone for us

one thing sha... if you don't have money for BEER, no put body.

Gotocourt:
You are right. Heaven and Hell is right here, my brada, hustle

Hustle

No Hustle

Na one location you go still end up

Nothing really matters especially in a 3rd world country where everyone in your village can get smoked right now and government will spend millions to COVER UP the story

Oh!
she just found out this BRAND NEW information that will save the world.

Someone please give her an award

Odebayo4010:
Nothing lasts for ever...........
It's like the era of y@h00 is folding up gradually.

Back then your first billing can be $1,000 - $5,000USD but now small boy go collect $50USD and nearly block everybody ear.

Meanwhile, activity still dey happen sha, na you wey no ask the right questions and the right people.

Crime pays

ednut1:
Madam there is no evidence you were born in south Africa. Your mother was found to have used a stolen identity . Even your surname adetsina which is yoruba/itesekiri looks somehow because your dad is igbo lol

My annoyance in this matter will manifest when southy people finally shred her in the streets and NIDCOM will start fighting for her like she's even Nigerian.

maybe that's the card she's trying to play but she no know say na election we don face for here

Miss Universe Nigeria

wants to be

A SOUTH AFRICAN by force

If those guys can deposit a bullet in LUCKY DUBE, who be this one? Her days no need calculator.

dawnomike:
I would have also wozz him plenty slaps before thinking of right/wtong

slap keh? wetin do TIMBERLAND?

if na me that guy must chop hospital food

GenFunction:
Bonny and clyde
But why them be dey chance the lady,na she dance pass

Bonnie & Clyde were not drug junkies.

these ones.... hm!

richeeyo:
Why is she laughing, this woman looks mentally unstable

Don't be shocked that they are both having drug konji and that's why they tried to steal a car to buy drugs and calm the konji.

druggies couple

Antoeni:
Then Eiye Should Be Taught Some Bitter Lessons

shey you sabi road to Osun

Jmichael1:
Bliv Nigeria police at ur peril...

Knowing this means you're a real Nigerian

Suicide at the age of 23.

Some are still shitting on their beds at 85 and scared to die.

This Life.

HydraFeeds:
Will they give her money if she asks for help ? Perhaps they're only saying this because of the unfortunate incidence .

they will tell her GO AND HUSTLE

see, it is very easy to die in this world where nobody actually cares.

My only issue with her is the method of suicide she chose. Me wey dey fear heights, she get mind oh. I rather GO by a full bottle of 35% Alcohol and 50 sleeping tablets, pure bliss. The thing is that I have been dead twice before and I am not in a hurry to return there. 😁

Kirchoffs:
Am not a professional footballer

THIS IS WHERE I STOPPED READING.
CASE CLOSED.

even in your chosen BILL PAYING job, you can never win a world cup if there was a tournament for it.

But here you are, freely talking about Ronaldo. Why? Because he is so good to the point you know his name. And from your third world country, you want to be the one to judge him using WORLD CUP as a yardstick IN HIS CAREER.

PENALDO. Many ended their dreams with just one penalty miss and you want to sound smart by calling someone 10,000 times better than you PENALDO? how many penalty opportunities can you enter and come out victorious in your own career?

Jayhome24:
I suspect heart attack or likely unchecked BP this BP is a silent killer you will think you are fine but you are already a moving corpse.

RIP madam.

Even if you are healty singing hallelujah in church peacefully, some men that have never spent ₦500 on bathing soap can just come in and wipe out everyone and NOTHING will be done. Moving corpse.

We are surrounded by 80% fake food and drugs. Moving corpse.

Even if you do all the blood test, BP test, you might find yourself sitting in a bush FOR MONTHS with small boys called bandits and all your medicals become ZERO. If you like pray from now till next 100,000 years.

Moving corpse full Nigeria

shadyLP:
And you actually think you made sense out this trash you wrote.. 🙄
Sense is really an enemy to your head

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
WICKED

Devonelle:
Call that person now

We as humans are so flawed.

1,000 years ago, communication was almost impossible but now we have it right here in our hands YET there are important people in our phonebook that we claim to love and they have not heard from us in 3 years.

Kirchoffs:
I'll pardon your ignorance, the world cup is the pinnacle of a footballer's career

I will elevate your ignorance.

Not winning the world cup doesn't take anything away from the greatness of C. Ronaldo as a footballer.

How far did you go with your own football?

Sulex899:
Africa is just lagging behind because we're still in the colonial Era..

People nova understand say na modern slavery the whole Africa dey. That's why you will hardly see two African countries have serious issues with each other. Once there is a problem, both countries will call their masters to intervene. The masters will step in to leash their dogs and prevent loss to Master's interests.

Till the day there is real independence in Africa, we will keep seeing things like this.

dem nova see anything. they will LEARN

when this batch of ebola came out some died and the government tried to contain it but crowds of ignorant people went to the hospitals to demand for the contaminated dead bodies for burial unless they destroy and burn the hospitals..

Now they are crying.

Kirchoffs:
like who please

You for example.

did you ever play ball? Were you good?
Did you finally choose it as a career? No?
Did any club in this world ask for your name? Did any club spend a dollar on you? They did? Great.

How far did you go? League one? or you made it to Roma? or even Dortmund? How about Eyimba first team?

Now think of all the players that ever played for GIANT CLUBS; Raul, Ronaldo, Buffoon, Ibra, Totti, Batistuta, Hernan, Griezmann, Ballack, Ruud van Nistelrooy, that never even touch champions league cup.

Many in this list never touched world cup.

Like who? you ask again?

Donire:
Yea na simp I be, shey I get money that year. Shey I dey man up or redpill with empty pocket. .

cover your face

geni340:
i think things like dt are rather petty..as long as d lady got nice attributes, God fearing, & a figure like a bottle of beer..

woman shaped like a what....?

try something else please

Risingblue008:
Go and carry world cup before I will believe dt he's the mkpeehhhh

There is a long list of excellent football legends who you will never remember their name till someone reminds you.

There is list of legends who you remember but they never even played 2 matches at world cup.

too early for your beer parlour talk

Kirchoffs:
like who please

You for example.

did you ever play ball? Were you good?
Did you finally choose it as a career? No?
Did any club in this world ask for your name? Did any club spend a dollar on you? They did? Great.

How far did you go? League one? or you made it to Roma? or even Dortmund? How about Eyimba first team?

Now think of all the players that ever played for GIANT CLUBS; Raul, Ronaldo, Buffoon, Ibra, Totti, Batistuta, Hernan, Griezmann, Ballack, Ruud van Nistelrooy, that never even touch champions league cup.

Many in this list never touched world cup.

Like who? you ask again?

The Machine. Outstanding Man

immortalcrown:
But, why would someone take HIV test kits to a house party?

Someone knew about the HIV status of many of them before the party.

Truth or Dare was just an excuse

Zivlight247:
My woman is totally in Korea now because she now thinks and act like them and I think she needs help. Women una weldone o.

This is so hilarious but that is the scary part...

how a generation of young women are being mentally shipped off and lost to another country and all the silent troubles that it would ripple due to an undiscovered mental & behavior cultural change.
Wahala dey oh.

it is a mental pandemic