₦airaland Forum

Jmichael1:
Bliv Nigeria police at ur peril...

Knowing this means you're a real Nigerian

Suicide at the age of 23.

Some are still shitting on their beds at 85 and scared to die.

This Life.

HydraFeeds:
Will they give her money if she asks for help ? Perhaps they're only saying this because of the unfortunate incidence .

they will tell her GO AND HUSTLE

see, it is very easy to die in this world where nobody actually cares.

My only issue with her is the method of suicide she chose. Me wey dey fear heights, she get mind oh. I rather GO by a full bottle of 35% Alcohol and 50 sleeping tablets, pure bliss. The thing is that I have been dead twice before and I am not in a hurry to return there. 😁

Kirchoffs:
Am not a professional footballer

THIS IS WHERE I STOPPED READING.
CASE CLOSED.

even in your chosen BILL PAYING job, you can never win a world cup if there was a tournament for it.

But here you are, freely talking about Ronaldo. Why? Because he is so good to the point you know his name. And from your third world country, you want to be the one to judge him using WORLD CUP as a yardstick IN HIS CAREER.

PENALDO. Many ended their dreams with just one penalty miss and you want to sound smart by calling someone 10,000 times better than you PENALDO? how many penalty opportunities can you enter and come out victorious in your own career?

Jayhome24:
I suspect heart attack or likely unchecked BP this BP is a silent killer you will think you are fine but you are already a moving corpse.

RIP madam.

Even if you are healty singing hallelujah in church peacefully, some men that have never spent ₦500 on bathing soap can just come in and wipe out everyone and NOTHING will be done. Moving corpse.

We are surrounded by 80% fake food and drugs. Moving corpse.

Even if you do all the blood test, BP test, you might find yourself sitting in a bush FOR MONTHS with small boys called bandits and all your medicals become ZERO. If you like pray from now till next 100,000 years.

Moving corpse full Nigeria

shadyLP:
And you actually think you made sense out this trash you wrote.. 🙄
Sense is really an enemy to your head

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa
WICKED

Devonelle:
Call that person now

We as humans are so flawed.

1,000 years ago, communication was almost impossible but now we have it right here in our hands YET there are important people in our phonebook that we claim to love and they have not heard from us in 3 years.

Kirchoffs:
I'll pardon your ignorance, the world cup is the pinnacle of a footballer's career

I will elevate your ignorance.

Not winning the world cup doesn't take anything away from the greatness of C. Ronaldo as a footballer.

How far did you go with your own football?

Sulex899:
Africa is just lagging behind because we're still in the colonial Era..

People nova understand say na modern slavery the whole Africa dey. That's why you will hardly see two African countries have serious issues with each other. Once there is a problem, both countries will call their masters to intervene. The masters will step in to leash their dogs and prevent loss to Master's interests.

Till the day there is real independence in Africa, we will keep seeing things like this.

dem nova see anything. they will LEARN

when this batch of ebola came out some died and the government tried to contain it but crowds of ignorant people went to the hospitals to demand for the contaminated dead bodies for burial unless they destroy and burn the hospitals..

Now they are crying.

Kirchoffs:
like who please

You for example.

did you ever play ball? Were you good?
Did you finally choose it as a career? No?
Did any club in this world ask for your name? Did any club spend a dollar on you? They did? Great.

How far did you go? League one? or you made it to Roma? or even Dortmund? How about Eyimba first team?

Now think of all the players that ever played for GIANT CLUBS; Raul, Ronaldo, Buffoon, Ibra, Totti, Batistuta, Hernan, Griezmann, Ballack, Ruud van Nistelrooy, that never even touch champions league cup.

Many in this list never touched world cup.

Like who? you ask again?

Donire:
Yea na simp I be, shey I get money that year. Shey I dey man up or redpill with empty pocket. .

cover your face

geni340:
i think things like dt are rather petty..as long as d lady got nice attributes, God fearing, & a figure like a bottle of beer..

woman shaped like a what....?

try something else please

Risingblue008:
Go and carry world cup before I will believe dt he's the mkpeehhhh

There is a long list of excellent football legends who you will never remember their name till someone reminds you.

There is list of legends who you remember but they never even played 2 matches at world cup.

too early for your beer parlour talk

Kirchoffs:
like who please

You for example.

did you ever play ball? Were you good?
Did you finally choose it as a career? No?
Did any club in this world ask for your name? Did any club spend a dollar on you? They did? Great.

How far did you go? League one? or you made it to Roma? or even Dortmund? How about Eyimba first team?

Now think of all the players that ever played for GIANT CLUBS; Raul, Ronaldo, Buffoon, Ibra, Totti, Batistuta, Hernan, Griezmann, Ballack, Ruud van Nistelrooy, that never even touch champions league cup.

Many in this list never touched world cup.

Like who? you ask again?

The Machine. Outstanding Man

immortalcrown:
But, why would someone take HIV test kits to a house party?

Someone knew about the HIV status of many of them before the party.

Truth or Dare was just an excuse

Zivlight247:
My woman is totally in Korea now because she now thinks and act like them and I think she needs help. Women una weldone o.

This is so hilarious but that is the scary part...

how a generation of young women are being mentally shipped off and lost to another country and all the silent troubles that it would ripple due to an undiscovered mental & behavior cultural change.
Wahala dey oh.

it is a mental pandemic

Ishilove:
Leave us be abeg. Don't do this, don't do that, blah blah.
Abeg koshi danu ke geddifok

Ara agbala Ishi Love

@ bolded show saw you don fight with conductor before

Seunpapa65:
OBO lied for this one make he no talk am twice

you wey no LIE.
Name just one person that has HIT SONGS more than DAVIDO.

Just one.

I support DAVIDO with one goat.

Lets see who wants to win this bet

kpankpangolo:
Keep quiet. He is saying the truth. You children are always emotional in this forum, looking for how to react to facts due to joblessness.

Adult. He is saying the truth according to who? You? fly must support sh¡t. .

Joseph4566:
I caught my girlfriend cheating,
Honestly, I’m completely heartbroken.

.. and I still care about her as a person, but at the same time, I can’t ignore how deeply her actions have hurt me.

What would you advise me to do?

CAPTAIN PLEASE MARRY HER.

when you see some choice of words some guys use, you just know the material they are made of. The same material used in making a varrrrrrrgina.

heartbroken

hurt

feelings

cheating

Once again, please MARRY HER

shortgun:
There's no need attacking him

I didn't attack. I only offered the same coin he/she was trying to pay with.

MrPresident1:
Cancer can only be cured by genetic engineering. .

For now, other solutions will come up soon but a group of people Are still making money from cancer just the way they did for HIV & malaria.

If cancer hit the world at the same rate covid did, a cure will be released before Wednesday night.

Youngqueen:
Prolong Intermittent fasting should help. Check GUY TABERMAUM ON YOUTUBE

for an 80 year old man?

is this the same sense you apply when crossing roads?

OnlineAmebo:
cancer is God way of human population control

take it as a natural selection

This NATURAL SELECTION will definitely come your way in the worst manner.

I hope you can take YOUR OWN ADVICE

In this Nigeria or another country?

Here wey we sabi cover anything

They will simply pay PSQUARE small money to distract Nigerians with their family problems. If PSQUARE no work, TontoDick go enter second half.

Sonofgod1990:
I fit Even get money pass this ochacho of a thing

Maybe.. maybe not.

Enter LifeCamp make you get small idea who Ochacho be

Jmichael1:
nah their way be dat,them like to blame men for their own wrong doing

women get wrong doing?

impossible

Manny21:
When you wanted to join what were you expecting to show for it?

Iphone 12 and fake bum bum

Save all the regret talk for your kids.

They will need the details

P.S - don't forget to blame it on men.