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AgonyAunt:
Please give your opinion on this dilemma from a member of the public.

Three days if she has small nyash.
Two days if she has big nyash.
One day if she has Big nyash and fine face.

Slimyoung1991:
Am with you brother, I don't like how I look now after barbing low cut

I have given my answer. I believe you have seen it by now.

Zonefree:
Omo, na Njideka o.

shey young girls still dey answer this name?

The tension in that house right now. We are in Africa complaining about Gen Z but we really don't know our own GenZ is the best till you meet cases like this where your own child can eat on the table and say HEY DAD, COME GET THE DISHES while he watches TV.

Axis313:
woe betide you if you act contrary.

My mom gave me one remix after we went to our correct family friend birthday party. the celebrant was my best friend oh. Na so I chop 2 plate of rice as per best friend.
The remix started as soon as we got home with no food till the next afternoon.
The remix still dey my brain like this. No need for Spotify.

When dem send you to buy something and you started playing for hours till evening. Just wait for this road block.

You see the distance those kids are standing? It would take a horizontal gravitational pull for them to move forward towards that ROADBLOCK.

Don't worry if you can't relate.

Mariangeles:
I don't relate.

We had all the freedom in the world, as long as we were done with our chores.
My parents were sweet, they hardly flogged.
When they did, you'd know you deserved it.

Awesome childhood.💯

Police is your friend. Talk to police.

Please take a moment to write a quality post with at least 40 characters.
This will make the forum more interesting for everyone.

Pressure and Expectations.

E dey everywhere oh... even in Rich families.

Days of standard blue, red & white envelopes before this brown paper thing came along.

scented letters from many miles away before the devil came to camp fully.

Back then, I would stop replying once I see you have a bad handwriting but now, if you see these small girls writing, you go just weep.

Obierika:
How many times will you people flog this topic?

Being a single mother is not a crime

99 more times plus one.

I am sure someone will open another one before Tuesday.

gohf:
can you tell us how old Timothy was when Paul was sending him as his rep to churches or how John was who many referred to as youngest, note that Jesus was about 30 so John was early twenties or even less than considering that he outlived them all for decades

save your questions for those that will oppose teenagers when the day comes.

ViceGovernor:
Unfortunately I don't have more information about the source of the crashes but if I were a betting man my money will be on who stands to gain more from those disasters in India.

If you no give us more information na OGUNgoKEEyou this night.

Shebi you say YOU KNOW.

HEAVEN4444:
Now this is not a woman bashing thread

99 percent of gen z women and 50 percent of millennials.

It's about me me me me. What can you do for me ? They think the world revolves around them and that they are the center of attention.

Yesso it is not a female bashing thread.
not at all.
Anyway, I thank God for this new generation of women and how they keep asking and asking and asking. it makes the smashing just too easy.

ViceGovernor:
I knew Pakistani hackers are totally behind this downed planes in India.
They hacked the onboard electronics.
ALLEGEDLY O!! make nobody come dey ask me for evidence

the almighty KNOWER of all things has spoken.

Oya tell us more

E be like say that movie
KNOCK AT THE CABIN
don dey happen small small

shey na una talk say OLD THINGS ARE PASSED AWAY.
just wait. the real question starts when TEENAGERS start opening churches online and offline. What will you ask when this starts to happen? ARE TEENAGERS ALLOWED TO BE PASTORS? Jesus wasn't even a teenager when he started teaching, right? But old men pastors will gather and speak against this when the day comes.
We have not seen half of what this religion thing will cause but mark these words and wait for it.

eniorisha:
Couple of weeks back, My girl reluctantly broke d news dt she actually did marriage: church and court wedding

Na exactly for this part wey I stop to read.
O boy dem don use your cranium dey drink Maltina.

koladata:
You or your friend can't do anything because you don't even have a job currently. It's easier to set boundaries when you have money.

Big lie.
If you can't set boundaries when you are broke then just have it in mind that money is just an excuse to feel masculine.

NEWBIN:
His wife has a male friend and they talk often on phone. Usually, it's his wife who calls this male friend and she calls him by various pet names.

This is where I stopped reading.
Nothing anybody wan tell me again.

As a lady, will you allow your brothers to marry a single mother?

na this question important pass but e sure say woman rather jump enter crocodile water than to answer the question.

Spirit husband dey run am too. Ask Mary.

Conestone:
Don’t fall in love with potential. Fall in love with reality. You can’t fix or save someone who doesn’t want to change

You are doing something that is taking effect in your life right now which would make you ask this same question in the next ten years.
That's when The real joke comes.

Number one experts on this kind of crap is the group of people called New generation Christians with their slogan IT IS NOT MY PORTION like the person who has been met with some horrendous misfortune just happened to be predestined for such PORTION.
Another favourite cloak of theirs is DESTINY.
The way they mention it like everything has been revealed to them.

Look at all the carnage in Benue and Jos. Look at all the tanker explosions, kidnappings and even our collective agony under a long set of bad governments; Whose portion or destiny is it?

DMerciful:
Obidients this, Obidients that....for goodness sake 200 persons were killed in Benue yet Obidients is your problem

over 500 people in Benue alone this year and this is still JUNE.

Obidient.... crap for Nigerians waiting for a saviour.

GOFRONT:
Try and retrieve the brideprice you paid on her.......cos you ve not been talking about it

I have been waiting for this part but it seems network is not allowing the guy to tell HONESTLY tell us HOW or IF he married her.