₦airaland Forum

MrAddict:
If my decision is based off of fvcking up during sex with babes, why then have I decided to also not masturbate?

If you finish your plenty talk, KONJEEEEEE dey wait you for front. 😂

Kobicove:
This thing looks like those sacrifice they usually drop at roundabout in the village

Wetin you sabi?
you think say everything na chicken?

goran3310:
That's good. At least you ate something. You're not a mo.ron like this one who wanted to see nudes for 2000 naira and now he's crying on the forum.

Hahahahahahahaha


SEUN OSEWA... come and add 40 words by yourself

Chilipepper:
After spending ₦30m to sponsor her to the UK, she’s now filing for divorce after 6 months” — Nigerian man seeks legal help to protect his interest.

All these unverified FAKE STORIES just keep finding their way to the front page so that people can start commenting.
SEUN is this the new frontier for nairaland?

DarkLover:
They're way above my league, but I found favour in their eyes and I was greatly favoured.

I've this class of people in my life; they've rendered help that I often feel like I don't even deserve. There's nothing I can give them in return that would repay them for their deeds.

I've been thinking lately, how do I appreciate these people? Have you been in my shoes before? I need your help!

You can't repay a good deed. You can only be good by returning the kindness.
There are gifts that do not cost much but they shake grounds.
- Buy a full carton of apples and a carton of wine and see what happens.
- If it is a man, you can buy a nice quality set of cufflinks. Buy like 5 or 6 different sets.
-Buy a rechargeable Hair clipper for him.
- If it is a man or woman that loves football, find out the person's favourite club buy the club stickers and make a solid club jersey with customised name (nickname) and number.
You can do it for their kids if you don't want to go direct.
- Do not buy perfumes oh.
- Send my own APPRECIATION for this advice.

Willy2025:
in one obscure corner where your personal safety is not guaranteed?

IBIZA is obscure?

Abeg what is the name of your village?

NwekeUG:
"Make dem do better for us, things no easy for this country," Nigerian Singer, Spyro Criticizes Government During Performance Before Akpabio, Umo Eno

Benue on fire... we no hear 2 baba voice.
2Baba where are you?

englishmart:
If you can beat sleep, who cares? Just finish 10 GB in one day.

if you didn't care then why did you ask if I will be awake? stop contradicting yourself.

10GB is too easy to blow even before the day expires

Meektunz:
God punish her.... So after Nigeria exposed you to success then you dump Nigeria. You think God is a fool?

And after that they left her to expire on the shelf when she still has lots to offer? Right?
E be like say stagnation na your hobby for life.

This country go just stain your white jagajaga if you no careful

Sirchiboy:
Is it advisable to marry a lady in her late 30s

You don finally get money to marry abi you still dey look your senior brother money?

jogsman01:
Not advisable pls. Let the over 30 ladies suffocate

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁
SEUN come and write the original content by yourself.

MrAddict:
I'm never going to have sex with anyone till the day that I die.

This one na undercover impotent guy oh He don use excuse of NO SEX cover am.

E be like say you don FvckUp well well for bed and babes don yarrb you wey pain you to make this shabby decision. 😂

When you finish to act small pikin film finish, you will come back to being an adult.

ibechris:
It is not a bad advice but it can hurt those who are not prepared yet

99% of the times you hear such GO AND MARRY, check the person saying it and see the level of insensitivity, social myopia and general lack of understanding that oozes from such people.
Marriage is not something you just GO AND DO like telling a child GO AND BRING SAND outside. It involves processes and stages where anything can go wrong in between.

helinues:
Stick to your Telemundo and allow Nigerians to stick to their local movies. Originality is the real deal

Stagnant, repetitive, regressive, noisy, stereotypical, mudane, overly boring origi-what?

Nollywood that still can't achieve CROWD CONTROL and proper continuality not to talk of acting a quarter of what was done in THE BURNING TRAIN which was done in 1980 (45 years ago). We still dey do "AT LEAST THEY TRIED, GO AND ACT YOUR OWN IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT".

One person will act as IGWE more than 100 times and that is original to you? No wonder your thought process is so slanted.

Thankgod89:
Genesis 6 shows us that human wickedness was at a total high — “every intent of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually” (Genesis 6:5)..

So you mean to tell me that there was no way God could have sent Jesus to save those guys at that time instead of drowning everyone?

You mean to tell me that the wickedness on earth was just tooo great that even the sacrifice of Jesus couldn't have helped?

God knows the end from the beginning.. right? so he knew that eve would be the one to grab that forbidden fruit even before he made her. He knew that the effect of eating the fruit would result in a bunch of continually evil people roaming the earth. Then he sent water to soak them all. Abeg tell me what I don't know.

Do you know what it means to drown a person? Now we are talking of about 90% the earth's population. How wonderful.

cutecommend:
As a true Christian, it is wrong to dress in worldly, seductive and ungodly ways that makes even sinners confused or doubt whether you are a true Christian. You dress to glorify God, not to dress or appear anyhow while saying "God sees the heart".

Yes you are right.
Let's all wear gowns and sandals like Jesus and his friends did.
Please tell us if they were wearing pant in that gown so we can do the same.

Freshtruth:
I was employed as a store keeper with a salary of 350k per month plus Bonus y this my other friend is still Jobless

Wow! you have made it in life.
congratulations

Thankgod89:
“...that God was reconciling the world to Himself in Christ, not counting people’s sins against them. And He has committed to us the message of reconciliation.” — 2 Corinthians 5:19 (NIV)

Yes oh!
But he just had to wipe out everyone with so much water when he could have just sent his wonderful son to die for them at that time but NO, the ARK was a better idea.

Another GUILT TRIPPING story.
Angry with me for the sins he already knew I was going to commit before I was born abi which one?

Go and tell Nigerian pastors that one.
Jesus is just another money password to them

I will trek to KADUNA if they make any arrest concerning this.

Kingogbotor:
I have this female colleague of mine..I love her so much...So when I asked her out...she agreed...Though due to the fact that am a jovial and likeable person at work...Most of my female colleagues come around me...Though I assured her that their was nothing between me and the other females...

Yesterday....at work..she said she wanted to see me...and that it was urgent....the next is she said was "I shouldnt be angry o...that she wants us to end the relationship".I asked her to give me a reason for ending the relationship..She didnt give me any reason...so i left...and told her i respect her decision.

2 hours later.....she came and said she wanted to see me...She then said was she told me earlier about breaking up...."was a joke"....

Wow...what an expensive....I had to deeply think about it...well....i just concluded that its better i call the relationship off...and move on.
I told her my mind wasnt in the relationship again.


Hope i did the right thing.....advices and comments needed.

Somebody actually interviewed you and gave you a job with this outrageous writing ?
Seriously?

Olamide is a heavy duty machine

I respect that guy

pinkp:
There are lots of dating sites on the internet but d prob is which one is d best..

UPDATE HUNTERS DON USE SCOPE DEY ASK QUESTIONS TO THE GULLIBLE PUBLIC...



..
but we know.

nlfpmod:
Kemi Olunloyo has slammed Portable for dressing like a woman - as a crossdresser.

e go shock you say many men don already send am messages upon messages for inbox.

so many undercover gays in naija

Akinfemmy:
And that's how my unemployment journey started.

Now your journey to greatness begins.

Kneel down and pray to become self employed and never to be an employee again. it is a fvcking TRAP