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Yorubastardz:
When you masturbate
You think about a girl or your crush
In your mind you already imagine having sex with this person in different styles.

Na so your own dey do you?
you be serious masturbation professional

oz4real83:
why should he stay away from his wife's phone? That was how Adam stayed away from Eve and gave her all the unnecessary freedom which later cost him everything

Not just him oh... over 40 billion people here and passed away.

Samakus:
I agree with her


Meanwhile, happy convocation to my wife. You shall fulfil destiny

the destiny you designed or the one that you have planned.
the way you guys throw that word about like you know the end from the beginning.

Host78:
If he thinks Odeshi is fake, let him put his life on the line.

i wonder how some people reason with their blorkkus..
someone clearly told you that he doesn't believe such a thing can protect him and you're here asking him to test it with his life.

which kain small pikin talk be this?

You wan nack abi you no wan nack?

Eye of the Tiger.

Thank you Hulk Hogan.

HULKMANIA

Domainer1999:
I don drag am with teeth, hy no comot.
Make I try plier? Oil?

If you use plier, better pull it out straight with bending your hand left, right, up or down.

u go dey use teeth, you no get medulla

Firebox123:
tell it to a computer technician around you to remove it

just to remove this thing?

That tenant turned wife will continue having STRANGE VISITS in real life and dreams. Thanks to original wife.

Morbeta11:
You can only pick two;
2. 1 million per month

for how many centuries.?
abi you no arrange your questions well?

Freshtruth:
One Fact About These People (photo)

Omogggggghhh

1. Dem dey sell agbo.

2. Make dem no swear for you.

I hope God gives you more and more money for her to chop.

More money for you bro

Amotolongbo:
I will pass to C so that he can drive and square play to B.

As a super Chelsea fan.
I am defo passing to C because the boys will know what to do.

See wanted man dey petition police.

this guy well so?

i hope this will not end up as one of those unsolved crimes.

The SCAM is gradually falling apart.

You can only tell a lie for a period of time.

What is Band A? in a country where many people are still under estimated billing?

in a country where people are still doing one day OFF, two days ON.

in a country where people still have to contribute money to buy their street transformer.

Samantha125:
You said your gender should fear women and I agreed... Stay away from women and live in peace.

keep running from pillar to post, you can't even make sense of what you are saying.

Samantha125:
Okay... .

Husband : My wife, why did you do this to me and our marriage.

WIFE : I am sorry but it was your fellow man that did it to me. I didn't do it by myself, it takes two to tango.

Samantha125 make this make sense.

Samantha125:
As long as there's now a child involved, it doesn't matter who breached what... It takes two to tango... Whether she's married or not, the child would still be yours.

Everybody come and see.

Husband : My wife, why did you do this to me and our marriage.

WIFE : I am sorry but it was your fellow man that did it to me. I didn't do it by myself, it takes two to tango.

Fear women.

Albino

Samantha125:
Most of those men are well aware that those women are married, but would still go ahead and impregnate them... They are as guilty as those women.

Classic woman talk. Let's make some excuses.

so in this case right now., the man that did the pregnanting is the one that did the breech of trust in the marriage between man and wife? or it is the wife?

Kontrol97:
According to her, the man had been married to his wife for 15 years, during which they had five children.

However, after conducting a DNA test, he allegedly found out that none of the children were biologically his.She wrote: “A man just found out he’s not the biological father of his 5 children. This fraud is getting too much. 15 years of marriage you realized your children are not yours.”

She further advised men to consider conducting DNA tests, stating: “Hate me or not, if you like don’t do a DNA test. I’ll read your story online.”

All these cooked up stories by attention seekers

inositol88:
Wrong priorities. What happened to buying a property that will appreciate in future for him?
At his age, an iPhone will be a distraction.

My thought though.

Happy birthday Boy. Grow great and prosper!

Another person dey make money, another person dey tell am how to spend.

You are the only one that knows she has not bought a property in the boy's name.

An iPhone to watch all those videos.

the boy eyes go full

Apcshit:
This is the worst senate in this zoo.Imagine this foolish statement

what exactly is the foolish thing about the statement?

Kalulu44:
When you mentioned your wife is a Yoruba and would your observation had matter if it were Hausa or Igbo. And also I am the looking at it with tribal lenses, what do you mean by that? You have already classify me to be a Yoruba

na you classify yourself. wetin concern me and where you come from? I mentioned my wife... are you my wife abi you dey find wetin no lost?

If you are not looking at it along tribal lines then why would you give such a nasty and unwarranted interpretation to what I wrote?

what a big waste of time. this is my last reply to you

Kalulu44:
And in your mind now you will think I am a Yoruba fighting for the tribe. Just know I'm all for a good and destribalise Nigeria

Please point out just one place where I depicted you to be Yoruba. Just one. Or you have run out of things to say?
Learn how to look well before you rush to comment.

Kalulu44:
Na you sabi, whatever sail your boat

No. this is just a cheap escape from the tribalism talk you started especially when you have been made to realise that you goofed. Learn to look objectively without sentimental attachment before rushing to comment.

Kalulu44:
Una no dey tire with this tribal thinking. Deny you don't have a Yoruba person as a best friend or friends

What has tribalism got to do with the lack of originality in nomenclature as I pointed out.?

What has friendship or relationship got to do with it? So I should not point out the way everyone uses the same thing just because my wife is Yoruba or my brother is Yoruba? would my observation have been different if it was igbo or hausa? No.

You are the one wearing the tribalism lenses here.

100 killed in a day.
And we are not at full blown war.

God bless the ARMY... but that 100 too small.

Yoruba Nation.

I don't know why Yoruba people always like adding NATION to all their slogans and names.

YBNL NATION
ZEH NATION
THIS NATION
THAT NATION

so dry & un-original