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Popular comic actor, Ime ‘Bishop’ Umoh who won millions of admirers to himself through his hilarious role in the Uduak Isong blockbuster, Okon Lagos had his traditional wedding ceremony with his missing rib, Idara Saviour.
The event which took place on Thursday, 17th October, 2013 was held at the Christ The King school, barracks road, Uyo, Akwa Ibom State.

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The Pop star had just wrapped up his thrilling performance at about 3:26AM
when he asked his managerGodwin Tom to hand him two bale of N500
notes supposedly around the sum of N100,000. Wizkid then threw the
money into the crowd and left the stage.
Wizzy and his entourage immediately left the venue without the knowledge
of the near-disaster he had caused as fans in the crowded general public
area proceeded to hound themselves over a few thousands of Naira. The
fight for the N500 notes amongst the crowd couldn’t be controlled by the
stage security. In fact security guards joined in the fight for the money.
The fight led to a stampede and lasted for another 30 minutes. It had to
take the intervention of more security officials and show host Omobaba who
pleaded for the crowd to be calm…

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Guys, did you remember that dude that danced the skelewu dancing style from Davido's song and asked Nairalanders to rate his dance? incase you have forgotten it, check out the thread at https://www.nairaland.com/1422679/nairalander-dances-skelewu-davido . the guy has won the competition o. ASUU strike have favoured him o.

Watched his video to recap..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IF15wchQdzw

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Agbgift: That's sad. I pray he is found.

Thanks and i hope he is found coz his parents are really worried

Please mod remove this. He has been seen

This is the link to the video on youtube. Mod please embed it to the site
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwoAbBQiQVY&sns=fb

Wow! i saw this video of a 7 year old boy playing drums as if he was a professional and an adult for that matter and i decided to share with you all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_LkLssAvA38

Tried embedding it but could not. Mod please help me do that

Don4life: Please where do I download it from for my iphone5 oo

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i have already started using the stuff on my andriod

Hi Nairalanders,
I have good news for those of us that sat for this year's National examination council exam.

This is to inform all candidates that took part in the 2013/2014 June/July just concluded Neco SSCE that their long awaited result has been released.

Candidates can now assess their result online via the official website of neco. To check your result, go to http://www.mynecoexams.com/results/default.aspx and enter your details.

Statistics of the result to come your way soonest.

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Hi Nairalanders, Are you talented in any area of your life, then i bet you should stand a chance of winning up to 1o million naira in the Nigeria's Got Talent show. Registration has already started and will be ending soonest.

Incase you are interested in the registration, go to http://nigeriasgottalent.com/register.php and register. After you have completed your registration, you should see you appropriate venue as entered by you displaying.

For the audition Cities, see a list of them below:
The audition cities and dates are as follows: Abuja – Oct 2 Calabar- Oct 5 PHC-Oct 8 Enugu- Oct 12 Asaba-Oct 14 Benin-Oct 16 Ibadan-Oct 18 Lagos Oct 26-27 Audition venues at these cities will be communicated shortly.

Venue has been promised to be communicated to us later. You can only go for audition after you have completed your registration. I hope you guys find this info useful.

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i never believed this video until i saw it on youtube today. A Witch caught and arrested. Could this video be real? or is it just another fallacious saga? mod forgive me if i posted this in a wrong section. Nairalanders, please watch this video.let me hear your view. is this real?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AbDc_dC2MKA&app=desktop

I am finding it difficult embedding it into this site. Please mod help me out. Thanks

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175: My broda all d positions are for experienced candidates. . .and not for entry level engineers like me or most guys around. So wetin we do dem sef for dis Country?

Sorry Brother. How can one get experienced if not given the opportunity to get it

175: My broda abeg na Graduate jobs we dey find. . .as in entry level. Not all dis 10yrs experience bla bla bla. All dsame u try sha for those wey need am.

You can check the various position on their website. Atleast you can find where you fit in. Anyway, thanks for finding the post useful

90% of the job location is in Bonny Island and Bonny Island is where i stay. So incase you have any question about Bonny Island, do not fail to ask me. Hurry and apply o. Goodluck

Hi Graduates Of Nairaland, I wish to inform you of the latest job recruitment currently going on in the NLNG .I made out time to type out the various positions available for application

Below are the mentioned 34 positions for the Massive recruitment:

-- Project Leader
-- Principal Project Engineer
-- Senior Project Engineer
-- Project Engineer
-- Senior Project Engineer
-- Project Cost Engineer
-- Senior Mechanical Engineer
-- Mechanical Engineer
-- Senior Mechanical Engineer
-- Mechanical Engineer
-- Senior Electrical Engineer
-- Electrical Engineer
-- Senior Civil Engineer
-- Civil Engineer
-- Senior Instrument Engineer
-- Instrument Engineer
-- Principal Pipeline Engineer - Feed
-- Senior Pipeline Engineer – Feed
-- Pipeline Engineer – Feed
-- Principal Pipeline Engineer – Flow Assurance
-- Senior Pipeline Engineer – Flow Assurance
-- Pipeline Engineer-Flow Assurance
-- Principal Pipeline Engineer – Projects
-- Senior Pipeline Engineer – Projects
-- Pipeline Engineer – Projects
--Principal Pipeline Engineer – Maintenance And Operations
-- Senior Pipeline Engineer
-- Maintenance And Operations
-- Pipeline Engineer – Maintenance And Operations
-- Process Control Engineer
-- Process Technologist
-- Pipeline Control Engineer
-- Process Technologist
-- Pipeline Engineer
-- Senior Procurement Analyst
-- Contract Administrator
-- Principal Buyer
-- Materials Inspector
-- Inventory Analyst
-- Senior Vendor Assessor

To apply for this, visit the official application portal at https://sws.nlng.com/e-recruitment/openings/Default.aspx

Note that the official deadline for the application is on the 24th of this month. Make out time to check each job category at the portal

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You were at he background and not with him.

[quote author=Mr. Aladin]If Wizkid can damage a N15Million Porsche
Panamera in less than two months;
If D'Banj can wear a N4Million suit just for a
show;
If Davido can refer to a N10Million
endorsement
deal as "chicken change";
If P-Square can buy aproperty for N400Million
in a
day, and
if Don-Jazzy can pop a $1.5Million champagne
all
for show, etc...
Why can't they put resources together and
donate
just $100,000 (N15Million) in just 24 hours
to'save'
their 'colleague'?
IS THERE 'BEEF' IN THEINDUSTRY??If all these
big
artistes don't make an effort to save OJB
JEZREEL
(atleast,with their money),
'Sango' & 'Amadioha' will join forces to
destroy
anyone who goes to studio to produce
"Tribute to
OJB'. Please Rebroadcast until it gets to our
so-
called music lords!
NB: Tuface, you did your 'posh' wedding in
Dubia,
bought three houses in one day! And OJB
produced your hit song (African Queen)...
Haba!
Try 'Save' your brother TuBaba; Nothing dey
happen, save your brother! 8-|OJB, I don't
know
you one on one, but Iknow you will not die In
Jesus Name...Share —[/quote]Do you know that little drops of water makes a mighty ocean? Don't wait for someone to bring millions. You can donate even N1,000 (One thousand naira) and it can go a long way. Charity is not about giving millions but giving out with a heart that is free from remorse. Please donate yours and let go of others? you can save a life bro. I hope Mr Aladin sees the point in my reply. Thank you

This is to inform all nairalanders that Jamb has extended the official change of course deadline to the 8th of June 2013. Sales of form ends 7th of June while registration ends 8th of june 2013.
I just wish candidates can get to see this on nairaland.

Source: http://www.loadedvilla.com/2013/06/jamb-extends-deadline-for-change-of-course-and-institution-to-8th-june-2013.html
Official source:http://www.jamb.org.ng

People, can you watch how our Governors are running their own election within 35 persons? if it feels good with what you hear and see on the clip, then it is acceptable but if the reverse is the case, then we must put this country in to prayer. See video below:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Kh3NZ6xT98E#!

Quite how or indeed why it has made its way onto Ebay is open for debate, but what is purported to be the very last piece of gum chewed by masticator supreme Sir Alex Ferguson before his retirement from managing could very soon be yours if you’re willing to stump up the cash.

Apparently, Fergie’s chewing gum was somehow retrieved from The Hawthorns after being spat out by United’s outgoing overlord following his final game before retirement against West Brom on Sunday.

The gum, now proudly sat atop a velvet cushion and housed in a plush perspex presentation case, has been placed on the online auction site. By Monday afternoon, the highest of 98 bids was 105,500 pounds.

The listing reads thus:

“Used chewing gum: RARE. Recovered from The Hawthorns. Clear perspex/wooden case. Unofficial merchandise, rumoured to belong to Sir Alex.

“After 1,500 games of intense chewing as manager of Man Utd, here lies Fegie’s (sic) last piece of chewing gum. All proceeds go to the MU Foundation charity.

“Happy bidding.”

So it might not even be Fergie’s gum after all? What a bargain. That said, if some dunce out there is willing to fork out £105,500 for a piece of unidentified, dried chewing gum, then who are we to stop them?

At least all the money goes to United’s charity.

#Sir Alex is a True Legend!!! Bless.... Man U Rocks.
source: http://www./forum/showthread.php?t_id=70943&page=1

Nigerian road go better o

VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!
My Love is invisible for now and my birthday is on Saturday 18th May.
Who wants to stand in for him?

Job Description:
1. Take me out for shopping
2. Make all arrangements for my birthday party with friends and family, foot all the bills
3. Get me a very special gift (i no need rose or tulip flowers oh but a signed blank cheque would be a better option)
4. Arrange for a candle light dinner for two i.e you and i (isn't that fantastic) with 'LADY IN RED' by Chris de Bugh playing in the background.

Qualification:
1. My dear u MUST BE HANDSOME oh
2. Not TOO SHORT or TOO TALL
3. Eloquent and fluent in the 'use of English' (hahaha jamb tins)
4. NO MOUTH ODOR, abeg!
5. YOU MUST NOT DRESS LIKE WIZKID cos i'm an adult
6. YOU must be between the age of 28 - 32.
7. Finally, you must wear Zanderia or Celebrity perfume

Salary Package:
After successfully carrying out your duties u'll get the sum of a 5mins agape hug only.

NB: Application date closes on 17th by 10pm after which I WILL announce d winner. Please be informed that your contract expires on 18th by 9pm.

Hurry now while offer last!

Signed:
Fortune Crystal
Celebrant.
Source: https://www.facebook.com/forcrystal/posts/527322777325962?comment_id=5093085&offset=0&total_comments=5&notif_t=feed_comment_reply

Nice Rules

Cool

Let the president have a say. No one has any right to oppose again.

Joy In his heart

Thats politics for you.

Osumare2013: Forget university as far as dis score is concerned. No University will accept less than 180 from you (even northern universities). Some polytechnics don't even accept such scores anymore.

ok