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@ OP: Are you being chaste, naive or what?

Thought I'd seen it all on NL!

Riri's not looking her best in these pics . . .

Lord_Reed: I think I'll also try so things out on a dare.

ugh??

@ topic: I think you're exhibiting post-ar/se-whooping syndrome! You've also been on this thread since yesterday, you tryna prove something, old man?

Stop kidding yourself, your brain's been destroyed with paraga and ur vision's been blurred by shekpe!

@ topic: Now that you keep to rules each time I've had to correct you, lets see if you'll stop acting like a hare!

Dude are you mad? How does are rhyme with enough? And remember are is different from flyer before ur kolomental starts again!

@ topic: You should've listened when I said back off, now let the world watch as I strip you bare?

Girlie girly!

Its less than 2 days to the end of the year marraf/c/uker! Where you wan fly go? Kirikiri? I hope for your sake you ain' a fraudster, kelloggs product with no plans till 48 hrs till new year!

@ topic: spineless, brainless, gutless tripe, you best keep to rules or I'll make you look more s/t/upid than you actually are!

jmoore: look at how many people that are heaping insults on Nigeria. You are a product of Nigeria and so are your fathers and grandfathers. If Nigeria is hopeless that means you are hopeless too.
Some Nigerians are working hard to see that things work well while others are lazy waiting for a miracle to happen

You channeled right and noble intention wrongly! A fatal mistake anytime, any day! If you had brought out a blue print on how you intend for the youth to rally around a mandate to set the nation a-right for instance, you'd have gained my loyalty and several others' on here. . .

Never too late though, we can't all be condemning without being accountable, it starts with you, her, him, them and I. Perhaps, I should start a topic with the headline. . . How I intend to steer Nigeria right in my own way!. . . .

You lack manners but enjoy pummeling, nor worry, I'll make sure you retire!

I'll give you that and a D&G light blue from Dolce & Gabbana!

Would the slap be converted to something more passionate and less hurting?

Ahahahaha, for the umpteenth time I've had to school lord reeds on simple games rules with all his kelloggs degree, na wah oooh!

Dem nor teach una manners for kelloggs? Would it hurt you so much to say thank you

@ topic: I so much enjoy kelloggs_reed, I'll be here all-day, all-out and I nor go tire!

Why deleting your sleazy post you slimy geezer? Afraid you might be marked as incompetent on a public forum?

Edit: Hey knucklehead, just noticed your sleazy end-word is the sixth end-word that rhymes consecutively, are we still playing by the rules or not, dunderhead? Motherf/c/uking i/diot that wants to talk about rules he can't keep. You'll wish you never stepped to me you imbe/ci/lic buff/on!

Lord_Reed: I am gonna have to delete everything sleazy.

@ topic: Ah! The human punching bag returns a lot learned and humbled, best stick 2 rules a/s/s/h/o/l/e, else I'll draw rings round you till you become dizzy!

LMAO @ several replies on here especially dudes acting all calm! _{nor be so for reality oooh}

@ OP: U didn't state when this comparison started, has it been like this from inception or just a recent development? Methinks her mind is made up. Babes don't go comparing else they have something up their sleeve. The moment you stop being the cynosure of her eyes, its time up or time-out depending on your perspective.

Bros, I think you need to move on so as to avoid slow death! Nothing kills faster than a loved one implying you're not good enough! In your new relationship (I'm being pro-active) give it your best, you can even learn whatever you did wrong from this present babe and improve on it.

Bi//tch ar/se, cynical ba/stard! You keep preaching morals, gentleman demeanor, decency and good grace! Where the Bleep is your maturity to accept the fact that I schooled you on your passionate rules, you don't even have the grace and decency to say thank you

What did you say the other time?. . . I should learn from your sordid self? . . . is this your attitude becoming of a gentleman with grace and decency, you freaking id/iot?

@ topic: Wey manweysabi? We need more peeps to keep this place lively!

Lord_Reed: I wonder if I'll make money off a chicken flock.

Mr kellogs be harping about rules and repetition, his statement up there makes it the sixth statement with the end-word being ock-ish!

@ topic: When next you see this user-id, you think twice before stepping up, savvy?

Lord_Reed: I'll also work without look at the clock.

Just cos we rhyming doesn't mean we ought to disregard grammatical rules Mr. kellogs!

@ topic: I foresee ur grey matter turning to block, after which I'll place you under lock and finish you with my glock!


Edit: good thing Seun gave you that fancy modify button, no?

. . . I'll prolly do a Kane and Abel on your ar/se, as you lay dying on your death bed, you'll keep screaming all-out and his kind are nothing but shy-locks!

I'ma always stay in ur nightmare Mr kelloggs, you'll never be rid of me since all you represent is bullocks!

I ain' done effing up ur mind, it really makes me feel buff!

Lord_Reed: @all-out
The mature have the good grace to know when their error has been called out and to make a correction. Be a little mature ok? Juvenile ranting doesn't make you learn.

@topic
The new year is all most here. For keeping me alive to God my hat I duff.

I'm supposed to learn from your pathetic ar/se? Hell no! Going into argument without parameters, mouthing off on some supposedly superior online tutelage, staying up all night to what you consider the rantings of a juvenile? Quite frankly your shallow mind's the one displaying infantile tendencies, Mr kelloggs!

@ topic: Your resolution should be something like. . . I vow never to bluff

Lord_Reed: See who is talking of hallucination. The OP specifically specified that the flow was about the end word so I don't know what you were dreaming this thread was about. FYI I never repeated any of my end words as an end word.

@topic
Obviously your brain has been addled by Smirnoff.

You're deficient in comprehension, you hibernate constantly between no-sense and half-sense, what else is new? Oooh, your newly developed nursery rhyme skills. . . clap for yourself you nincompoop!

Find time to go through the thread you lout and come back and tell me no end-word except mine was ever repeated!

@ topic: This world is saddled by twats like you, you should be placed in the middle of a football pitch and used during kick-off!

taharqa: I just dont understand the reason for the RANTINGS here. What really is the problem?

Is it that 'he' should not Advertise (publicize) the marriage through the Billboard medium (cos I think I saw the advert on NTA yesterday)? Or i it that 'he' ought not to have Advertised the event AT ALL??

Quite frankly, your concern is valid. He is after all a loving father with every right to dote on his daughter as he deems fit. He is however a public servant and not an obscure individual who is accountable to himself alone. On the other hand, oga governor is accountable to the state and those he swore to govern well. Now we have wide spread poverty, with a lot of folks uncertain about where their next meal comes from, does it not behoove someone in the spotlight such as he is to engage decorum in whatever he does?

This singular act of his would have been overlooked if he were but an ordinary citizen, displaying such affluence and opulence in the face of starving masses isn't governing, its . . . . . _{fill in the gap!}

Why the slap na? Is that ur way of warming up to me?

@ topic: ask her what she wants, I nor wan chop slap again!

I see you constantly alternate between hallucinations and conjectures. End-words are different from the body of the rhyme which is what I'm particular about!

I'm assuming you meant me repeating body of rhymes and not end-words! If on the other hand, you're referring to end-words exclusively, I suggest you go through the whole thread several words were used more than once, including some of yours! (meaning some of the words you used has been used before), are we to assume you're confused?


@ topic: You keep referring to vocabulary with your lame game and nursery rhyme, all you ever do is bluff, I think you should fc/uk-off!

Nothing do una, btw wey them other peeps?

I said no hallucinations and conjectures! Are you singularly st/u/pid or naturally not bright?

You've made your position known that I flouted the rule with my repetition, your puny brain even guided you to quote where the OP stated that end-words weren't to be used more than 5 times and it could be changed b4 then! CLAP 4 YOURSELF! Mr kelloggs, kindly educate me where its expressly stated in the rules that repetition is not allowed, I repeat, there's no correlation between changing the last word in a rhyme and non repetition?

If I'm wrong prove it! If not go get some more online diplomas, heaven knows you're in dire need of them!

@ topic: Use your grey matter where it matters, stop exposing your decrepit brain to harsh issues, it'll end up like pap.

Your boo was asking me about condoms, na only bone to bone una dey do?

Are we done showing off our long distance certificate Mr kelloggs? Never start what you can't finish dude? For the umpteenth time, what is the correlation between changing the last word in a rhyme and non repetition?

Come up with any of your hallucinations and conjectures and I'll really take you to the cleaners! Boasts indeed! How do you expect your mind to comprehend whats beyond you?

As for your rhymes and vocab! You're really the j-o-k-e in joke!

@ topic: A nap is truly what ur sorry ar/se deserves, as for your neck, it'd be doing the world a favour if it were to suddenly snap!

Join him, I love horror movies!

Mr kelloggs, waddup! Takes you ages to compose your dumb moronic reply without proving nada! Didn't kellogs equip you with skills to survive in life, are you really sure you were sponsored there at all? All I read from you are uncoordinated response and vague attempt to evade the trash you started!