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Christianity EtcRe: Sell Your Soul !! by Allureoftheseas(op): 10:35pm On Apr 24, 2015
philfearon:
Where is God?
Where is his wealth?
How will u get this wealth from him?
Ask the idiot for me.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Names Of Powers by Allureoftheseas(op):
Nostradamus:
08039504625,add me on whatsapp we got to talk or you drop your number and i add you
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Allureoftheseas(m): 5:42pm On Apr 24, 2015
hazardous:
I ate my breakfast and I managed to call Motunrayo 10am and 11am on the dot. I was about going out to see Emeka when Kikelomo and Bidemi entered my room. I was shocked and silently praying that they ved not discovered my escapades with them.
Me: hi guys
Kikelomo&Bidemi: hello
Bidemi: we came to apologise about what happened yesterday. Because if you had not stayed back with Kikelomo yesterday., you would have ironed your Dad's clothes.
Me: I'm alright now.. thank you. Nobody forces me to do what I don't want to do. My staying back was solely my decision.
Kikelomo: Okay oooo.... we are going to the cinemas and we want you to accompany us if you are chanced.
Me: (see wahala ooo) sure... which cinema is that? (I hope this is not a set up ooo)
Bidemi: constatin cinemas
Me: (next street) good... am I okay like this? (turning around)
Kikelomo: na cinema we dey go na not burial ceremony.

We all laughed and Bidemi excused herself to go to the ladies.
Immediately she left, Kikelomo jumped off her seat and started kissing me. I tried restraining her but she just kept going on (that was when I knew that this girls wan set me up). We continued kissing until we heard the sound of flushing from the restroom. Bidemi came out and we all set for the cinema.

We got to the Cinema around 12 : 45pm and the movie we intend watching starts 1pm. So we took our time to snap picture with different backgrounds. My mind just Flashed that I have failed to call Motunrayo now for 2 consecutive hours. But I still cherish my phone, so I had to ignore her at least for now. Bidemi liked some of her pictures on my phone and she insisted on sharing some of them on my Facebook.

Kikelomo and I excused her to get some pop corn. We dint spend up to 5mins and we returned to where Bidemi was. She was in tears. That was when I remembered that I dint delete Kikelomo's messages.

Bidemi: Who's Motunrayo?
Me: she's a friend. Is that why you are crying?
Bidemi: so what is going on between both of you (pointing towards Kikelomo and I)
Me: what do you mean?
Bidemi: dont play dumb with me... you know what "I hate both you" (crying and running away).

Now faced with Kikelomo.... her eyes was filled with so much rage.
Kikelomo: dint I asked you to delete those messages?
Me: I forgot to... I'm sorry
Kikelomo: it's too late for that... so you collected Motunrayo's number at the party without even informing me.
Me: em... em... em....
Kikelomo: you are just a lying bastard... (she walks away from me)

I called out her name and stretch out my right hand to hold her back. The next thing I heard was 'gbosa' for my face. My phone and popcorn all scattered on the floor while she zooms off.

People were just staring at me and I felt like disappearing from that place. I couldn't move for 5mins.
A guy came up to me and put his arm around my neck. He was heaven sent. He acted as if we came there together. He just dragged me out of the cinema and I explained everything to him with tears in my eyes. I don't know this guy but I felt comfortable with him.

He told me that his name is Tunde and we exchanged our contact.

Me: thank you very much oooo. I have never been disgraced publicly like this before
Tunde: I said you should not worry. By the time I hook you up with bigger girls. They will come begging you back.
Me: just because of text message.
Tunde: you are still new in the game and there are rules to be followed.
Rule 1: never leave a love text message on your phone
Rule 2: never leave a love text message on your phone
Me: Okay.... I will love to know more about your rules.
Tunde: no problem.... I like you and you are too cute to be treated like that... I will fix you up. Got to go. I will holla you later.
Me: Okay friend.

We parted and I took a bike to my house, even though it's not too far from my house. I don't want any okada man to insult me today again.
Come this your too cute and all that they make me wan see your picture. I like see how cute you hey when you nor wan let me hear word say i they read your story.
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CelebritiesRe: Queen Serena Joseph Celebrates Birthday With Special Scholarship Offers To Kids by Allureoftheseas(m): 11:17am On Apr 24, 2015
Worship Lucifer the father of all.

O urge the public especially those experiencing difficult situation in life or those who want to move foward and have welth to viait the ancient benin temple of lucifer. View my profile to see the thread for more details. A wake up call. The wise listens
RomanceRe: 8 Ways Ladies Act When They Want Guys To Toast Them by Allureoftheseas(m): 10:24pm On Apr 23, 2015
ireneony:
what the fuccvk do you mean 'they pay for his t fare' undecidedguy do you live in this country at all..
even a guy will slap you for this statement.
since i was born , now am getting old i have never pay for a guy fare no matter how handsome he is

if we are friends that's another case, and there is a way he will ask...what the fucck are mine saying...hell no!

grin
grin


op do you think nigerian ladies are whitegrin
Man, you are just so stupid, dumb and childish. You have no single sense at all just posting rubbish. Poor home training, i dont blame you, i blame your family, especially your mother
Nairaland GeneralThe ARO ORONMILA TEMPLE, Temple Of Lucifer& Holistic Science by Allureoftheseas(op): 9:25pm On Apr 23, 2015
EMPOWERMENT VIA ANCIENT BENIN TEMPLE

Agha gue oko se adase eze obele ma na ghi gua, a ghi ye ekho gua!

(When you paddle a canoe to the middle of the sea and the paddle fails to move the canoe, you use the mind to move it!)


I am about to share with you a great secret. You are about to become a part of a great world order of lucifer. We are a dedicated group of spiritually inspired and empowered by Lucifer to a more profound study of the mysteries. We will help you achieve stability in every aspect of your life. Our doors are opened to only true seekers.

The worls order of Lucifer offers all initiate members growth, wealth, fame, power, prosperity and success in all areas of heart desires. We don't demand human sacrifice, the use of any human parts or early personal death as a precondition for you to become our member.
Membership into our fraternity is free and normally through a thorough screening. We are here to liberate those who need wealth, riches, power, prosperity, protection and success in all ramification.
Guardians of Age of the Ancient benin temple of Lucifer with grand lodge temple in Benin, Nigeria and other parts of the world.

Dear Friend and Seeker of the light and solution to al your problems. Contact us, father Lucifer is ever willing to help you in every situation.
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Ushered Into Her Reality Show In A Dramatic Manner by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:26am On Apr 23, 2015
haul:
bros your profile and topics na helele oooooo#i think you brainwashed
Brainswashed how?
CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Ushered Into Her Reality Show In A Dramatic Manner by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:49pm On Apr 22, 2015
bombella:
Fellow nairalanders pls help me. I'm a student of microbiology in Delta State university. I'm from a humble home as my parents labor hard to pay my tuition. I have given my all to ensure that I study and have no reason to fail any course. This lecturer named A.A Anigboro BSc, MSC (Benin), an Urhobo man married with kids. He lives at Okhogoro in Abraka. Lecturer 11 (biochemical toxicology/molecular biology). This man has been failing me just to sleep with me. He has failed so many girls just cos of sex. No one is doing anything about it. He calls you with a private number and asks you to come to his house to sex him. We also have conscience and dignity for our bodies. I have younger ones and my parents aren't getting younger. They can't afford paying school fees for me every year. I'm lamenting for myself and the many girls who have to suffer years just because of the illicit pleasure of a adulterous married man. Whoever can get the attention of any authority should please help us female students in microbiology department in Delsu. It is so unfair. I can't be sleeping with lecturers when am studying and paying my fees for them to lecture me. Pls help somebody!!!
lucifer can nuke him in just a second if you want him to
RomanceRe: Guys You Need To View This (photo) by Allureoftheseas(m): 10:40pm On Apr 19, 2015
vjsmiles:
smiley
Better.
RomanceRe: Guys You Need To View This (photo) by Allureoftheseas(m): 10:38pm On Apr 19, 2015
vjsmiles:
angry
Is everytime you frown your face?
RomanceRe: Where And When Not To Approach A Lady by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:51pm On Apr 19, 2015
In marine kingdom we dont approach ladies they come to us.
HealthRe: WHO Blames Pesticide For ‘mysterious Deaths’ In Nigerian Town by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:28pm On Apr 19, 2015
sexyseun:
I knew there was no strange gods involved in their ignorance
Africans: No wonder we are so backward
Not "we" you are the one backwards.
Jokes EtcRe: When Its Your Time To Shine (photo) by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:42am On Apr 19, 2015
rokiatu:
lol dear. ....God....he's lying .
Ok thanks for clearing that.
Jokes EtcRe: When Its Your Time To Shine (photo) by Allureoftheseas(m): 9:45pm On Apr 18, 2015
Rokiatu somoeone added me on my whatsapp claiming you gave him my numbhuh??

EventsRe: How I My Wife Had Our Wedding With N50k. Its Possible by Allureoftheseas(m): 4:56pm On Apr 18, 2015
onismate:
I have always been a good Christian. To me my faith permits marriage but I can’t just marry anybody. At 35, marriage was already on my mind. I need it, my body needs it. I have abstained from sex for too long. I had to do something before I fall into the evil hands of the sons of Lucifer. Even though my finances were a little bit low I prayed fervently to God to give me the right person.

Two weeks later I was returning from evangelism, I saw a very beautiful young lady preaching to some group of young menu in the neighbourhood. I decided to come closer to listen to her message very well. I began enjoying her message, she was so fluent. Her beauty didn’t attract me as such, what attracted me the most was her charisma and the way she preached. I decided to sit on one of the empty chairs at the back. After the message, I approached her, we exchanged pleasantries and introduced ourselves, I requested that I should walk her home and she agreed. We chatted and talked as I walked her home. I got to her house and we spent over 2 hours talking. I really enjoyed her company that I requested if we could do a joint evangelism together, she agreed.

As we go to evangelism together we became closer and fond of each other. I was not comfortable with our relationship as just friends. I wanted us to move to the next level.

Behold it happened. I asked her to marry me. She appreciated my courage but asked for little patience for her to go and pray to God about it. On my mind I was very sure that she is the right one for me.

A month later as we were going to visit some of our new converts, she broke the news to me. That she has agreed to marry me. I was just so happy about the good news.

We courted for about 6 months and started the preparations for the traditional rites. It proved a little difficult when we (me and my family) went to see her parents.

They insisted that all the drinks we must bring will be alcohol (ogogoro, sepe), because they are from isoko in Delta state. Isokos love taking alcohol a lot. I totally refused buying any alcohol because it’s outside my faith.

I gave them my own option of what I will do. I told them I can’t buy them alcohol, I will rather give them the money so they can make do with anyhow they like. They refused my offer, they still insisted that I must buy the alcohol if I must marry their daughter. I myself refused too, I told them that in fact I wasn’t interested in the marriage any more if I have to buy alcohol for them. Later on they called me back after 3 months. They said they don’t want anything to stand on their daughter’s way of happiness. They accepted my offer to take the money, and the traditional rites were completed.

We started planning our wedding immediately after the traditional rites, I didn’t want to waste much time about it. I had wanted it to be a month after the traditional rites. Even though I didn’t have much money for the wedding, I had to make do with the little I have. My “wife to be” had just graduated from the university some few months back. She was yet to get a job. I myself was an NCE holder and a class teacher. I only had about N50,000 in my account. I was determined to carry on with the wedding, to manage the little money I have, I had already told her we wouldn’t borrow or beg. We budgeted N30,000 for that wedding while the other N20,000 will be for our upkeep after the wedding while I wait for the result of the interview I did which I believe and sure I would pass very well because they had informed me that before the end of the month they would call me back for the appointment. It is a good, well-paying job. Not forgetting that my fiancé will look for job too to reduce the responsibility on me.

I was so sure that we would have much guests, even unwanted guests too, because it’s a village. I told fiancé is either we give them biscuits and drinks or rice and fish with water as refreshment. We had to cut our coat according to our material.

On the wedding day, our guess was actually right because we had over 700 people as guests including uninvited once. The whole reception hall was packed full. The wedding vows were taking in a scanty church. But the reception! It was a massive turnout.

We made a very beautiful small cake worth N2000, though we didn’t share it because it will not get to everybody. We kept it for just the traditional “Cutting of the cake.” After cutting it, our helpers took it away. Thank God we made use of rice and fresh fish, the people sharing just had to manage it little by little so it could get to everybody. It was 2 bags of rice.

We made available about 7 drums of water. After eating you take water. No drinks or meat were provided. Infact we didn’t have high table and chairman of the occasion.

Finally am happy I was married to the love of my life and the wedding was successful. To those who spent or are spending big budgets for wedding/marriage, borrowing for people to be impressed, at the end of the day all of us have one thing in common! Which is, “We all got married.”

http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/978-my-wedding-story-how-we-met-and-did-our-wedding-with-just-little-money-we-had
Poverty don finish your soul.
FamilyRe: PHOTOS: Woman Spotted Walking Stark Unclad In Lagos by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:20pm On Apr 17, 2015
Psyching things na
HealthRe: Picture Of The Recent Disease Out Break In Irele Ondo State by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:17pm On Apr 17, 2015
Fear not!!! angry son of the morning! All other dieties bow before the supreme, the creator of all.
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Driver Assault MC Galaxy, Inflict Injury On Sekem Crooner by Allureoftheseas(m): 3:13pm On Apr 17, 2015
I don't believe this shit.
PoliticsRe: Mtn's New Way Of Cheating Their Customers by Allureoftheseas(m): 12:18pm On Apr 17, 2015
hybeenoni:
Hello House

Jst noticed this and feel lyk sharing it wt u guys to create the necessary awareness.

I made a call of 1min 3secs nd was surprised to see MTN charge me 4 1min 5secs, nd ever since then hv bn wondering to what extent this guy's can go to milk Nigerians. Nw imagine if 30million customers are charged extra 2secs for calls made daily, hw much do u think MTN will make rippin us off.
Has any1 noticed same thing too? If no, check ur call duration nd check the duration of call u r charged for ( 4 MTN Subscribers)
When will these rip off end by these corporate thieves?
You're just poor.
HealthRe: Deadly Disease Hits Irele In Ondo, Victims Wake Up Blind, At Least 25 Dead by Allureoftheseas(m): 1:11pm On Apr 16, 2015
shocked
RomanceRe: How You Met Your First Love? by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:22am On Apr 16, 2015
Cutehector:
alryt please pm me.. Let's discuss extensively..
Pm you?? sad
RomanceRe: How You Met Your First Love? by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:06am On Apr 16, 2015
Cutehector:
alryt. So how is it gona be? Are their gona be any sacrifices?
Talk about this some other time privately.
RomanceRe: How You Met Your First Love? by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:37am On Apr 16, 2015
Cutehector:
its still gona be in d dream and it won't make sense..
Dude, not dream,.. If you're initiated you see them and they come to you live mehn!
RomanceRe: How You Met Your First Love? by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:26am On Apr 16, 2015
Cutehector:
am sure just one wil agree to go out physically wid me
Let me just initiate you into the kingdom, that will do for you, so you can select your choice wink


grin
RomanceRe: How You Met Your First Love? by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:19am On Apr 16, 2015
Cutehector:
yeah I guess.. Dnt mean in d dream o.
Yap i know, but uhmm.... You not a marine born or member so i dunno if they will agree to go out physically with you,:

But if i initiate you to the marine kingdom, you will be able to have as many women that you desire
RomanceRe: How You Met Your First Love? by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:15am On Apr 16, 2015
Cutehector:
dash me one wey fine na..
wink

You sure about that?
RomanceRe: How You Met Your First Love? by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:10am On Apr 16, 2015
Cutehector:
lolz.. Hw many marine wives u get
grin

Uncountable
RomanceRe: How You Met Your First Love? by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:07am On Apr 16, 2015
Marine kingdom
RomanceRe: How To Attract A Real Husband Material by Allureoftheseas(m): 9:02pm On Apr 15, 2015
EroticAngelina:
husband material?? psst.
most guys are douches undecided
Always disgracing your father and mother online
PhonesRe: 15 Reasons Android Phones Are Better Than Iphones by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:18pm On Apr 15, 2015
Iphones don't lag!

I used an iphone 5 it was amazingly fast and smooth, but the only problem are the above you have listed.

Anyway galaxy s6 all the way.
HealthRe: Baby Takes Strange Form At Birth (photo) by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:14pm On Apr 15, 2015
cool

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