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nurey:
I was looking for something today and i came across my collection of phones. I didn't even know i have kept so many all this while so decided to share pictures of all my junk phones and tell a little about them

1. Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 brand new but fried board

2. Sagem my850v - working but couldn't find replacement screen flex in the market for it

3. Sagem s7 windows os- it fell down and since then cant recognise sim

4. Sendo X symbian s60 cant find correct battery for it all the battery i bought just keep swelling

5. Bold 2 - cracked screen and needs flashing

6. Nokia c5 symbian s60 version 3- Fell inside water and its spirit has been living with Mami Water since then.

7. Sagem my501x- keypad bad, replacement no dey computer village


8. Nokia 1661-2 : outdated phone just dropped it

9. Zte A66- just don't use it, no time

10. Sagem mw3020/mc3000- I remember my pre-degree days, when i bring this phone out, people go dey use me laugh. Then i bring out my nokia 3250 and they respect me again and always ask why i use this kind phone in 21st century, but to be frank, the battery dey last 1week on heavy use and very handy and simple to use. Still working though and with the original battery almost 10 years ago

11-13. Visa phone landline i dont know what my bro expect me to do with another set of 3 lines with all the gsm network line i get. I no be call centre guy.

I have a 7inch keyboard for android phone to give away with mouth of visa phone check the attached pix any one who wants.

Please if you think i am a 'gbomo gbomo', ritualist, kidnapper, adultnapper, pervert etc, you don't have any business asking for the oshofree. Location is lagos Island.

42n8dzydoo:
Which scholar published this?

ojun50:
their is this lady that hv being asking out for month now all she keep telling me is for me to give her time nd I said OK. last night I called has usual and I ask her how long should I wait only for she to still tell me I should pray about it nd I really love her nd wish to settle down with her.

d question is hw long one shoulde wait, nd hw should the prayer tins goes.

kinglekan:
Safe Contain keee

Oyinbooo

I wee be ryt bck to modify.


****Modified****



Hehehe, U just dey gbagaun like say na "gbagaun award" we dey do.




ROTFL, dis is rib cracking.




Sowi ooo, I didn't want to yab u ooo. But haba u nor even sabi ur purpose ni?? U still dey suppose




Hehehehe, Did u just learn the word "Suppose" u sha wan dey supposing everything. Lol




Will u stop dt. Ah ahhh, u can lie ooooo. U didn't even think of saying another subject.

Justice ko, Judge niiii. Dat gal don fail be dat ooo.

Hehehehe

Drabeey:
She said she would help me travel to the States but she would keep me indoors in her house for 6 months pending when my papers allowing me to move around the US would be ready.

I'm already receiving 75,000 naira per month here in Nigeria and still single.

Please is there any advise from the house?

Emperoradrian:
I was rushing to my school bus stand to enter the bus before it fills up,then suddenly i hit my left leg against a stone,i now made the sign of the cross and continued my journey,then this girl walked up to me,and asked why i was making the sign of the cross,i replied her "the bible says we should pray at all time".she just laughed and we parted ways....a week later,i went to buy petrol at the station in my street,i had my earpiece stuffed in my ears,enjoying my highlife by osadebe,....i got to the station,bought the fuel,then on my return journey,someone tapped me and said.."oboy person d call u",when i turned,lo and behold,it was same gal i had met in school,i crossed to the other side of the road to meet her,i didn't know she was the one until she helped me recall....she was with plenty bags,and i inquired what she was doing with all those bags,she said she's just returning from Ph,that she saw me when i passed,and called me but i didnt answer her... I apologized,and asked her if she had any goody for me ,she said i should follow her to her house if i needed one....i declined cos i was rushing home to watch UEFA match,and told her i'd come for it another day,after which i collected her number and rushed off.......on friday that week,i went for a friend's birthday party,and slept over,when i was coming back on saturday evening,i met this same girl on the road,and she said i've been reluctant about coming to visit her,that i must follow her to her lodge that nite,i agreed,when we got to her house,it was a self con room,nice,i loved d paintings on her wall,i was admiring the room,while she was packing her cloths she washed earlier inside,after that,the next thing,she started undressing herself,leaving only her panties and bra on,after which she used her towel to cover herself before entering the bathroom,all this while,i just kept my cool,pressing my fone....she finally came out of the bathroom,and layed down on her bed with only her towel,we talked a few more minutes,before i told her that i'd love to take my leave now....when i got home,she sent me a whatsapp message saying i didn't ask her to offer me anything....i need ur opinions here,was she sending me GREEN LITES or was it normal?

ALISMILE:
So, wats now her new faith?

princejenks:
You just met this lady you've been chatting with for some weeks now in her house. By the 2nd or third meeting,she's already bringing up issues like I don't have foodstuffs,I want to make my hair,etc. So am asking,when is the appropriate time to start giving a lady you just met money to take care of her needs, keep in mind the fact that you've not yet even defined things with her or attempted making out sef

EroticAngelina:
I boldly disagree with no 2 and 3!
ur beauty can save u in jumping queue o. u can't jump directly to the frontest front, but a guy/girl can let u stay in their front highest the other people can do is to shout and rake, just flash them the middle finger and ur good to go

jennimma, u say beauty no fit help u for exam hall?? choi. this lie get weight o.

but no 1 and 4. if u like dey do shakara, na so ur life go disconnect for ur eyes.

RickRichards:
Women can lie! A girl once said we were just friends, and I was cool with it. But now she's all over me, and what's worse is she's been calling herself my girlfriend. All because of money. Smh
Abeg, what's this thread about again?

emmancipated:
burial arrangement;body leaves st.bottles parish to his hometown where he would b buried

softapple:
I have being a little bit worried about my sperm because my girlfriend after sex always tells me that i have a really really sugarish (sweet)sperm. initially i thought she was joking not untill three girls confirm it that my sperm is different and that it taste lyk sugar, normally i know its not suppose to taste that way, "that is why i am worried. i am 100% and have no medical problem. so please people is it normal?

NobleG1:
Oops! I thought you were a woman because your comment looked like a woman's. Sorry.

DiamonJ:
Can you marry a guy /man who is not romantic, go one round and rest for two week, dont know how to cuddle a woman at night, who make you feel old inside, now i feel jealous each time i see couple cuddling and hugging, now i'm beginning to dislike him , i feel more relax when his not around me, and feel anger, heartache, not living each time his around, i only feel young outside my relationship, bcoz I alot of guys are in love with me, i was forced to sleep with one to see if am still alive, since then d guy has fall in love with me and i'm not in love with him just a frn with benefit, i hate cheating but wetin man pikin go do?

NobleG1:
If he didn't you'll still complain he's not giving you attention. You women are hard to please.

alexis007:
:Dthe man must have been moaning 'SAI Buhari' all through

.....watching this their CHANGE on my big 50*40 inches plasma tv

Zohan:
Be happy. Some guys re dying to be in your shoes.

naf01:
same with me oooo always calling every minutes and am fed up with her cos she has started bleaching and I warned her against but she
will not listen