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Romance / Re: Ladies, Silly Things You Should Stop Doing When You Are 25years & Above by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:57pm On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
hehehehehehe thank God i am still 18 :Dop thumb up but i no fit stop number one even though i am above 25 cheesy

Ok?
Romance / Re: Ladies, Silly Things You Should Stop Doing When You Are 25years & Above by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:55pm On Apr 15, 2015
tosyne2much:
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Dude, you always hitting on ladies, you gay?
Romance / Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by Allureoftheseas(m): 7:51pm On Apr 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
yes!yes!yes!so?

Romance / Re: Photo:::hidden Beauty Discovered With 4dcamera,since 45ad,caught Pic!! Tke A Lok by Allureoftheseas(m): 6:51am On Apr 14, 2015
vickylala239:
Dnt wnt ppl to knw Dat ur pretty

If u Lik wear dangote cement bag.

Weda u carry human or unhuman(dictionary Hmmm),do I look Lik I care?

if u Lik let one of ur feet b face ota farm d other lagoon,am Jst careless.I Hv already sighted u as pretty.

Certificate or no certificate Lik Buhari,Taahh,u still win Lik Buhari.

I Hv bin discovering pretty gels since 4521!!

if u Lik wear 15yard of mama nkechi skirt,I will discover u.

Pretty gel am cumin for u.

Marking u Lik heavy traffic in lag grin

Sticking to u Lik baby stick to ha mama breastt.

My 4D camera On

Wearing sac bag will not stop mi from sighting u.

If u Lik don't Evn wear slippers Lik Gej

I don't care Weda ur handbag is in out out of existence, Hw u will push mi away will b ur prblm.

U knw does flies Dat use to follow sumone as if Dey wnt to enter ur ears,Weda u run Dey will still locate u,I pass does insect.

Weda ppl call it love or show of self I don't care.


Oya haters take over,over to haters comment cheesy grin

If u Dnt Hv haters Den ur nobody here

Oya haters flood here wit ur comments.

Lastly my sweet angle better show up or u will see me in ur dreams. grin cheesy cool shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


Why you nor get single sense?

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Sports / Re: Tee Morgan, Reaches The North Pole (The First Nigerian To Ever Reach There) by Allureoftheseas(m): 5:17pm On Apr 13, 2015
alberto2k:

Boss I hail cool

wink
Politics / Re: Read What My Dad Told Me Last Night by Allureoftheseas(m): 5:11pm On Apr 13, 2015
SLIDEwaxie:
with this level of disrespect to another man's dad, I biliv ur dad is a useless one.
Why una go abuse his father?

The OP sef mumu...
Wetin concern us with wetin no make sense now? u come even spoil ur own show come reference ur papa upon nonsense!

sad
Politics / Re: Read What My Dad Told Me Last Night by Allureoftheseas(m): 4:48pm On Apr 13, 2015
abacusCm:
If you want to catch dog, use bone.
If you want to catch fish, use hook.
If you want to catch rat, use fish.
If you want to catch man, use woman.
If you want to catch woman, use money.
If you want to catch PDP, use card reader

Your father is a cow.

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Phones / Re: Plz My Fellow Nairalanders Help Me Out On This by Allureoftheseas(m): 4:45pm On Apr 13, 2015
Get a new phone
Sports / Re: Tee Morgan, Reaches The North Pole (The First Nigerian To Ever Reach There) by Allureoftheseas(m): 4:29pm On Apr 13, 2015
alberto2k:
Wow! shocked this is great! cheesy

Me sef dey prepare to go climb Mountain Everest and mountain Kilimanjaro grin grin

Lmfao dude you too funny grin
Celebrities / Re: Adeniji Temitope, Ex Miss Ambassador For Peace, Celebrates Birthday (Photos) by Allureoftheseas(m): 2:03pm On Apr 13, 2015
Really
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Destroy Your Enemies!!! by Allureoftheseas(m): 1:28pm On Apr 13, 2015
darnley16:
Suck a gorrilas cocck

I will leave you for lucifer to deal with.
Nairaland / General / Re: Foolish Things Some Girls Do On Romance Section by Allureoftheseas(m): 1:20pm On Apr 13, 2015
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I am in charge of all dieties, I am lord Satan, I am your king.
Master of shadows, ruler of hell.
Realm of all darkness, sorrow and death.
Kingdom of torture is my domain.
Follow the path that leads to the left...
In it you find wisdom and pride.
Fire and water, earth and all air.
These are the jewels to you I give.
Brothers of shadows, those of the cult...
Sing to the heavens blasphemous hymns.
You are the ones that I behold
Deep in my claws as weapons for war.
Bays from the moon cabby my words
For you to feel my presence at night.

You know I don't have time to argue on a forum, I can nuke you in a second, but you seem useful.
Nairaland / General / Re: Foolish Things Some Girls Do On Romance Section by Allureoftheseas(m): 12:51pm On Apr 13, 2015
goodmorning40:

I don't need pms, I am not the one frustrated over not getting them, small boy, I can coach u on sexuality and how to get women and keep them just contact me, for u its free. Small boyyy sorry


Dude shut the Bleep up
Nairaland / General / Re: Foolish Things Some Girls Do On Romance Section by Allureoftheseas(m): 12:47pm On Apr 13, 2015
EroticAngelina:
Seems like u av taken too much origin this morning, the thing don dey turn ur brain upside down undecided


You this bitcch, you never fail to disgrace your family online.

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Nairaland / General / How To Destroy Your Enemies!!! by Allureoftheseas(m): 10:45am On Apr 13, 2015
A battle cry to father lucifer with all sincerity to destroy your enemy and he will answer you immediately!

To destroy your enemy use this battle cry when you can no longer fight your enemies!

King of th shadows
Mystical god
Give me the strength
Like the black winds
Oh! Abaddon!
Lord of all death
Give me the power
That you possess
Lucifer destroy my enemies and I will be forever grateful,
Destroy my enemies,

If done in the right situation, death will take your enemies that instant, after that you glorify his name

Hail... Lucifer
Hail... Abaddon
Hail... Beelzebub
Hail... Satan
Education / Re: How Uniben Hall 1 Male Porter Drag A Female Student Towel Until She Was Unclad by Allureoftheseas(m): 10:04am On Apr 13, 2015
kayceerilyn:
the porter is Survival....we don't want to withold his name....He goes about molesting girls forgeting that we are the reason why he's employed.
We hereby implore the appropriate authorities to take necessary actions...we don't want bullies and perverts like Survival in our halls of residence.
#teamsurvivalmustberepostedtohallthree#


Call on me and i shall call on Father Lucifer on your behalf to destroy your enemies.
Crime / Re: New Bride Stabs Hubby To Death After He Calls Her The Name Of Ex-wife During S3x by Allureoftheseas(m): 9:17am On Apr 13, 2015
Lmao
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Like Bosoms Like Crazy? by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:25am On Apr 13, 2015
Dotwillis1:
thank yhu jare..... booobs bawo?? ....ass rocks

wink
Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Like Bosoms Like Crazy? by Allureoftheseas(m): 9:02pm On Apr 12, 2015
I don't, i prefer a bae with ass than boobs.
Not a fan of boobs.

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Family / Re: Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:45pm On Apr 12, 2015
Blebleswag:

Abeg shift


Why are you being so offensive? Or did you cohabit back in school and feeling guilty now? ?
Romance / Re: I Need Out From The "Friend Zone" by Allureoftheseas(m): 10:53pm On Apr 11, 2015
He would have askes you out had it been you were beautiful.
Romance / Re: 10 Things A Woman Should Never Do For A Man by Allureoftheseas(m): 12:41pm On Apr 11, 2015
thinkdip:
Research indicates that women tend to be discussion-
oriented and strive to communicate through dialogue.
Emotion takes center stage book-ended by multiple
choices and over analyzing problems. Men, on the other
hand, are more straight to the point, or action-
oriented.
Part of being in a relationship includes compromises.
Those compromises usually involve doing things for our
partner that we would not normally do. What is
important for women to remember is that it is alright
to take a stand every now and then. Giving in isn’t
always the answer no matter how much you love
someone.
Here is a list of ten things that women should never do
for a man:
• Give Up Your Dog – If your lover is allergic they have
medications for it. You should never have to give up
something you love just to please someone else.
• Starve – Exercise is great, but don’t starve yourself
just to please him. abeg kilode?
• Have Children - Having kids is a serious commitment
that you BOTH have to be on board with for it to work
out. Don’t have kids just to please him if you aren’t
ready for them.
• Ditch Clothes – Don’t give up your clothes for your
man. If they want you to dress a certain way that is
their issue, not yours.
• Weird Sex – Stand your ground if you are totally
against something in the bedroom.
• Tattoos – Never get your man’s name tattooed on
your body. Things can always change. remember you are not a drawing book
• Give Control – Never let him control everything you
do. A relationship is equal.
• Foot The Bill – You should not have to support your
date every time you go out for dinner. haba are you dangote's daughter
• Dumb Down – Don’t ever pretend to be less
intelligent or less capable than you are.
• Ditch Friends – Don’t say goodbye to your friends
because he is needy. Personal time is important.
Mature relationships require a healthy dose of compromise. As with most things, however, too much of something can actually be a bad thing. Just remember there are certain things you should not have to do to please your man.


Man shut the Bleep up
Religion / Re: Death, Hell & The Afterlife by Allureoftheseas(m): 12:13pm On Apr 11, 2015
fyneboi79:
Don't say u are disappointed,I am only talking based on what I have known for over 30 years.So u should not expect me to just agree and jump on ur wagon.

Then follow what you believe in.
Romance / Re: My Hubby Love For Makeup Is Too Much by Allureoftheseas(m): 11:27am On Apr 11, 2015
vanessa123:

Bt I look good naturally sad

Your husband is gradually losing it sad
Religion / Re: Death, Hell & The Afterlife by Allureoftheseas(m): 10:53am On Apr 11, 2015
fyneboi79:
Yes I believe the riches and material things will come but there will be consequences in the end.
I have seen such in Nigerian movies and American movies alike(No shortcut to happiness) A film about Jabez Stone a great writer who was only noticed when he accepted the help of lucifer to progress. So my brother I fear the consequences of this acceptance you are offering when time comes to sacrifice loved ones to remain relevant. That's my greatest fear.


I am dissapointed with the way you talk, those are only movies! Lucifer does not do such! He is the prince of light before you conclude why not see with your own eyes?
Religion / Re: Death, Hell & The Afterlife by Allureoftheseas(m): 9:25am On Apr 11, 2015
fyneboi79:
That sounds scary. I have always been born to know God the almighty Father and known lucifer to be evil. So how do I juxtapose to this new life you want to introduce me to?


Lucifer is not evil, you were only brought up were with that wrong mentality about lucifer, you have been decieved and drawn away from the truth, make up your mind it's time you know the truth and it shall set you free from bondage and you will have the power to do whatever you want, riches and every other thing you desire,
Religion / Re: Death, Hell & The Afterlife by Allureoftheseas(m): 9:13am On Apr 11, 2015
fyneboi79:
How do you intend helping me?

By initiating you to the order of the stars, light and power of the morning, you dedicate your soul to him, the dedication ritual will be done.
Religion / Re: Sex Destroyed Me; Took Away My Luck. I Need Help by Allureoftheseas(m): 9:09am On Apr 11, 2015
agbajesaid:
The first time I had sex was after my secondary school & it was with a prostitute. After realizing there wasn't much fun in it as exaggerated by my friends, I asked for God's forgiveness and moved on with my life.

But 2 years after, I met this pretty and well behaved lady, and I fell in love with her. She was too pretty to resist. We had sex at least twice in a day for more than 3 years because we virtually stay together. During those period, I noticed things changed negatively.

Academics, business, spiritual, moral aspect of my life crashed. And up till today, I can't do anything right. And before I met this girl, everything was fine. Please I need help. Could it be the girl that's using my fortune or its the sex that destroyed my life?



There are some things you cannot understand about the spiritual, but your destiny, luck and fortune is not lost if only you could turn to Lucifer, he will help you and grant you riches and heart desire, if only you can accept him and come into the order of life, you don't have to be afraid, you now have the option to get your life back together, if you're wise, take it and come to me. Life is too short to suffer.
Religion / Re: Death, Hell & The Afterlife by Allureoftheseas(m): 8:57am On Apr 11, 2015
fyneboi79:
I have read your post and I can see that you believe in God.But my confusion is believing some bible illustrations which were written by men who claimed they were inspired by God.The bible prophets claim God is ever merciful but a lot of injustice meted out to men like where it was written that(1) God hardened pharaohs heart and pushed him to destruction just to prove His powers.(2)Where God took a mans soul for making plans concerning his riches here on earth acquired through the mans hard work.(3)Why God would give freewill and punish humans afterwards for utilizing their freewill,thereby still bringing us to the same point of being programmed like robots according to the commandments.
And then I wonder what would make a Father condemn His children to everlasting damnation in hell and be happy.


I am glad you understand, Father lucifer said we could do whatever makes us happy he never deprived us from our happiness and he accepts us just the way we are, being with father lucifer, i have know true happiness and inner peace, he has giving me a l i have requested from him, riches, knowledge and so much more, i advise you to turn to father Lucifer's side than suffering yourself trying to be who you're not all in the name of trying to be a Christian, turn to the path of light, i can help you turn to the side of light

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