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spearman:
You this man. You are too much in a hurry to see painment.
Please allow them a few more hours of hallucination.
Then follows Ibo mass psychosis on mega scale.

lol bro, body just dey scratch me sha, I wan mock em 5% . I can't wait, Saturday come be like 5months

Obi will not win, you can start crying. Cry today, cry tomorrow and cry forever.

You have to be delusional or high some banned substances if you truly believe that Obi will ever smell Aso rock. I know dream is free but reality catch up faster, come Saturday it won't only clear for una faces, the honeymoon will surely end.

There are two main contenders in this Presidential that's H.E Atiku and the drug lord Tinubu(Lagos landlord). Others are not only wasting their time but their resources too cos they'll labour in vain eventually.

I really can't wait for the election to come and go, so we can move to the next stage of trolling the zombidents who believe their Messiah fit win the election, when it's not Anambra state election.


Online polls, social media frenzy doesn't win elections in Nigeria. Online polls fit work in the West but you see in this Naija, the real voters are not clicking "like or share"


It will shock y'all obedients when dem start to dey post results here from the big boys stronghold.

Obi should have stayed in PDP and run with Atiku.

I 4 talk say I go deactivate my moniker if he wins, but even the blind can see that he's heading straight to his toilet. I'm just gonna create another thread to mock una obimumu, I mean the ones who really believe in this fairytale.


Obi just like buhari in 2015 is another opportunist , it seems some of you guys are either young back then or suffering from intentional dementia. Change mongers really market bubu back then, thinking he was the Messiah, rather he turned to a villain and fvck everyone, including his loyalists.

I believe all politicians are the same. Obi is no different and not a Messiah. I'm just happy he has no cult followership like Bubu. What he has na just online noisemakers and bots.


I'm rooting to H.E Atiku Abubakar. I'll pick him over the drug lord all the time. I don't evny the urchins their job hard pass buhari own sef, cos you have to be an unrepentant stonehearted bastarrrd if you're defending Apc and Tinubu, renewed hope my asssss. I pray make stroke no catch am on Sunday sha.


PS: Obidients you're free to send insult, I'll just swear for your father and mother join, na only one reply you go get and na ijebu curse.


We Atiku voters don't make noise, we will do that with our votes.

Atiku is coming.

bluefilm:
*737# still works perfectly for GTB to GTB transfers.

I don't know for GTB transfers to other banks.

it seems you haven't use it lately, it will frustrate you

GTbank App, It can be frustrating atimes but it works eventually.

However, USSD(737) is dead, if you plan to pay with it, you'll wash plates laslas

Numerouno94:
Bro that free kick na die. My fone nearly drop from my hands as I see am.💥💥

I swear I screamed so hard.... That's how stars do!!!!!

Oh boy that Messi's free kick

See his wife's reaction.

That retaaaaaard obembet no go see this wan create thread to celebrate good football, nah when psg lose e go blame only Messi, whereas if Pendu score in the Camel's league he no go let us rest.

Southampton wey everybody dey beat use Chelsea pick form... Hahahaha

Aye Chelsea ti wa baje sha ...

Shirleybliss:
Good evening nairalanders,
Please I don't know what's going on with WEMA bank again o. I went to WEMA bank last 6ear October for BVN change of name. I submitted all documents including newspaper publication, affidavit, declaration of age, original WAEC certificate, NIN, NEPA bills. I sent countless emails to the branch and till now nothing has been done to rectify it...
The problem I'm having with them now is that, I am serving in a place far away from my state. I can't access my account due to their refusal to rectify my BVN. I am seriously down here without being able to access my money. Please come to my aid o, WEMA bank, I don't know why the hell you're doing this to me. Please help me out o. I came all the way from Ibadan to serve in Akwa Ibom and I can't even go back home to see my parents.

BOT again Seun I don catch another one, make una delete am ASAP

Soulvein:
Make una enjoy the win, but it will be a big mistake to be hoping to win the league with this kind of performance. Astonvilla were too complacent and could have definitely gotten something out of this game.

Bro you wicked when last dem win, You still wan do banter lol. Let Dem enjoy it they deserved it, e no easy.

Jokerman:
That Qatar money dey important o

e go remain make una get better scout, cos una fit get money and end up buying mumu players. Una don get coach Sha... Nah Pep's boy. Pep's legacy don spread reach una side too.
You're welcome.

Olaolex:
Stop this rubbish and face reality. Obi will be our president and will be sworn in May 29 2023. Mark my word sir

President of Anambra or Twitter. When they start posting results here from Saturday evening you go sh1t for pants vex log out

Thinkam:
I salute your courage, unlike madam Wike.

Although meaningless, Obi will drop out of the race latest February 23

Atiku is coming

Obi will not drop out of any race, he will lose overwhelmingly I'm sure he knows that he stand no chance but it's ok to dream.

Atiku is here.

Jokerman:
I no fear bro.

No one has the right to turn EPL to farmer league except Sir Alex

too late bro, Pep don already turn am to Farmers league, no be this season he start... Next season will be tough though, cos all the big boys cos restock their squads. I hear say una wan collect Qatar money too. Truth be told Sha no manager fit near SAF achievement in the EPL, so nothing spoil Pep go do his own and comot ni. Fergie's legacy is unshakable

Jokerman:
We will next season. I can't risk it for Man City this season. Once Man utd can overstep City this season, then we can push against Arsenal... otherwise Arsenal please

Man City will lift this season EPL nothing can change that, I don't know why you dey fear shebi na 20 dey with una

Angelfrost:
Unai Emery couldn't cage his former club!

lol

Jokerman:
I just want Arsenal to win this league, instead of man City

man utd nko, you do write your team off ni?

Angelfrost:
Time still plenty.... They can complete the comeback with a win!

e don happen

Angelfrost:
As e dey like this, even a draw is also a loss!

Dem go manage am na cos City sef fit draw or lose later today. Football mad gan

Football na 90mins, I no wan start banter now make I con dey edit later. If Dem blow final whistle like this, y'all asssssnal fans should avoid this thread cos I go unleash hell(banter) on una.

Stay tuned. Make una manage to draw if una lose, wotowoto dey here enough to go around.

mattmogan88:
Na football troll, no take am personal.

We are just having fun.

I pity those wey take football troll serious.

ok boss. Noted.

sylvoclair1990:
abeg bro make you still dey give me games make i dey play na ,country hard o

I get most of my games from Twitter laslas everything na luck Sha. I'll recommend some users you can follow and it's free

mattmogan88:
Calm down boss, its just football

lol boss, I hope you see say na him come for me, I never even start banter yet. Well deserved

EbenezerTriumph:
you this useless troll.
you no dey get work?

Ogun kee your papa

My 2.5goals don enter opeeeeeooo

Assnaaaaal

Mr President.

Dia fada dem no go know wetin hit em

Asssssnal

Atiku is the next Nigerian President. Nah only him I sabi o.

I can wait to soak Garri with Urchins and Obidense tears.

E go loud sha.

Obidients mumu always attacking celebs Wey no support their candidate, Awon oloribu, Saturday no far obi go enter his toilet so y'all can go to Oblivion...noise too much

Atiku all the way. He's the next president of Nigeria. That baba blue go catch stroke on Sunday wen results start to dey show. E go do All of una like movie.

I just wan ask if na old or new naira notes dem collect?