*THUNDER FOR SALE!!!*

Are you heartbroken?
Did your ex boyfriend break up with you after
giving him your virginity and you need to send
thunder to fire his destiny?

Did your father tell you to go and Wear your
slippers when you were still a kid, and just as you
got inside and came back he had disappeared
and you want small thunder to fire him? Just small one.

That your uncle that collected your account
number 4 times but has never sent you money,
do you need a little portion of our thunder to fire him and his account number?

That girl that you texted a lengthy paragraph to
and she replied you with K... Do you want to
send thunder to strike her thumb?

That girl that you have spent time, energy and
money on that you asked out and she told you
she sees you as just a friend... Do you want to
send her one small thunder via email?

Your dreams have finally come true because here at the *THUNDER COMPANY* we are here to fulfill your
dreams.


You can now send thunder to various people who
have offended you.
We have very specially prepared thunders for
your service. Some of our thunders do push-ups
every morning, some of them are soaked in
petrol to get harder, some are currently buried in
the sambisa forest.

We have different kinds of thunders for different
purposes...
Including the Heartbroken
Thunders.
The type that will confuse the person's love life.

Please order your thunders now at affordable
prices.

* *Heavy Thunder*--#1000
* *Medium Thunder*--#750
* *Small Thunder*--#500
* *Tiny Thunder*--#200
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If we don't care for you, who will?



NB: No negotiation

08163065086

08163065086 please o

prahcetomi:
I had DAT problem too....just press it hard,then slide down

tnx bro buh I ve opened it tho it took me up to 24 hours to open it cos I jx opened it yesterday evening

please help, d techno l8 plus day I bought today is giving me hard time in opening the back cover

d first thing I saw on the plantain was bob Marley o

Widall:
she watches korede videos alot esp Godwin and she keeps telling I look like him. is she saying d truth

dis sh*t need to stop!!

ayourbamie:
no, Linus Mba is my dad

d son of Mr. Linus Mba, I hail o

the cake gat my attention (more)

winetapper:
He doesn't say much to me he looks at me and I know what to do


that was how he slapped me in balogun market I saw Angle Micheal selling white lace material

The girl is running away with the okada man








Feel free to steal & caption

In ycee (mr jagaban) voice "am d type of guy ...that will make your daughter run away with an okada man"

bodejohn:
Who will give you that kind of money just to slap your ex? Maybe #Dasuki can...

he gave ur brother "George"

the ushers will be like "bro where do you think you're going"
and the pastor from the Pulpit will be like- "Wollop Wollop.

hahaha
tomorrow is a new day, you look like someone dat will go back to dat house well equipped to complete your torture project

God have mercy on you sir

lolsss d distance was much

this is serious

huh first to comment




feels gooood

am coming lemme go and come

kazzonline:
Dude nairaland is still d same,ur uc web changed it theme and am pretty sure u know dis,chanfe ur theme back! Or free it if u enjoy dat user interface

I didn't say it changed o
I meant the new face of Nairaland On my browser ....the face I gave it tho



And for the record I enjoy it like that

hfinest1:
"murder to excellence use of English buahahahahahaha..... just like one I saw "my sis just put to bed, can't wait to know if I'm gonna b an aunt or an uncle" now dat was fvcking hilarious

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Am sure the person must be a bi-gender

Aboki4inside:
Wow I never knew there was a 2016 version... It was my favourite back then before d evolution of temple run and the likes. . .

R yu kidding me
BOUNCE get versions jx like fifa get version now
In fact am even expecting BOUNCE 2018 anytime soon

















Lolxxxxx jx kidding o
But I love that game eeeh ........jx PMB loves "probe"