I dnt remember it
I still play it
I started from the black and white own.....but now am on d 2016 version of BOUNCE

This chat na one of a kind ...honestly

......."you ddnt tell me tht yr son is a boy or a girl

OPEN LETTER TO MTN(NIGERIA)
Dear MTN(Nigeria),
I will not go and re-register my line, you can fool
everyone if you like. You might have fooled me
before, but you will never fool me again, the only
reason why you continue to pull the wool over our
gullible eyes is because the consumer rights
protection agencies are either in the vegetative
states or completely dead.
How can you explain a
situation where you would tell your millions of teaming
subscribers to register their SIM cards and provide the
necessary bio-data, only to wake up one morning to tell
us to go and register our
lines again with absolutely no explanation.
It beats my imagination and it defies not just
logic, but also philosophy. Were you drunk when
you were registering our numbers? Did a
malicious virus wipe your entire database?
Maybe I’m giving you too much credit, you
probably wrote the records in books like an ancient
bookkeeper and a giant yellow rat ate them all.
Whatever your reasons or lack of reasons maybe, this
is beyond ridiculous. I have
an MTN line because apart from being my very first
line, most of my close associates also use MTN.
To some extent, the coverage is extensive.
I didn’t hesitate when the directive came from NCC to
register our lines. I braved the queue, registered my
line and collected my security number, didn’t I try
enough? I can deduce that my attachment to MTN was
more sentimental
than practical, as your tariffs are the highest for calls
and for browsing. You send an average of 100 spam
text per day enough to run down a
blackberry battery and more than enough to give any
Abia state government worker waiting for
Ikpeazu’s alert acute hypertension.
Your nuisance value knows no bound. Even Airtel that
has been passed around different investors
more times than a devils mail bag has not come up
with this kind of grade A foolishness.
What the heck is wrong with you? Don’t your customers
mean anything to you? Doesn’t it
bother you that Nigerians who wasted their time
to register their SIM cards have to do same thing
again? You haven’t deemed it fit to fine-tune the
process. It doesn’t make sense to preserve bad
experiences like these. The same way that one relic of
history is preserving mud huts and stating them on
assets declaration form.
My records are not on your database, but you
remember my number when you want to tell me to text
‘APC LAI’ to win a missing plot of land in Portharcourt,
right? May heavy thunder fire all of
una!!!.
I really don’t blame you, if Nigerians had run your
devious, xenophobic, exploitative, heartless,
opportunistic, fraudulent ass back to South Africa, you
wouldn’t be here making us queue
desperately like migrants. What is there to say that
there wouldn’t be another sham registration
in the next couple of months, since you guys
obviously don’t know what you are doing. If you
block my line, you’ll be helping me, prior to your
ridiculous directive. I had already banished your
yeye SIM card to a barely functional phone. I
have even borrowed the maximum permissible
amount. Go ahead, feel free, block away. It sure
feels great knowing that when I eventually toss
the phone into the trash-can, I wont have to take
out the sim. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
You deserve to be sued for every fraudulent penny
you’ve ever made on our shores. Thanks to other
service providers for making sure that your evil
dream of becoming a monopoly will forever
remain a demented hallucination. There are so many
fishes in the ocean. I will not tolerate your
recklessness any longer.
CHEERS!!!.......PEACE
AT LAST!!!.

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hahahaha seriosly?

bruh diaris nothing like wickedness there. is she coming for your money or your love ?

hahahahhahaha

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fp

she's rich right? jx asking

my God; na die be d@ na.

lolz oba u still dy alive?

wow i totally believe her but she should let gmb knw about this, its important.

ave never seen dat tin before. but ave heard of it

LMAyedun:
Baba using a selfie stick..

the man is testing his new phone, is that not the phone charger on the table

ayomidegambari:
I go vote this man that's if him party dey ballot paper

ayomidegambari:
I go vote this man that's if him party dey ballot paper

for this pastor's church e be like wetin them dey use do sacrifice na WEED

hmmn dis is nice, our pple dat re in the North pls take note of no. 9 o.
it ur life first o abeg.......#tankyu

seriously is this really hotness

She make sense small

its not possible, its been made so