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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwe Minister Outraged At Saharareporters And Nigeria (pics) - Cramjones by alobam1: 9:11am On Jun 02, 2015
Please can somebody tell me what exactly happened?Hiannn?i mean in summary..internet is bad and i dont think i can get to watch videos.. Thanks
Family / Re: Bombshell As Fertility Study In Nigeria Shows Male Infertility Rates Higher by alobam1: 5:09am On Jun 02, 2015
babyosisi:
All these men walking about with dead sperm pointing fingers at women and refusing to be tested
Your time is up

That is why i would do a Fertility test before getting married.I need to test my sperm.All the sperm i don dey put inside condom,i need to know if he fit give woman belle..
Family / Re: Babyosisi's Marital Advice To New And Intended Wives by alobam1: 4:37am On Jun 02, 2015
babyosisi:


Ask the man
He is the best person to tell you how to approach this
Dress modestly with moderate make up ,you can never go wrong with being modest
If they serve food and the son is eating,eat some of it even if you aren't hungry.
If the mother lives alone,take the dishes back to the kitchen,clear the table and ask if you can help do the dishes

The only thing I will tell you about the kneeling and greeting stuff,if you start it,you most sustain it, if you choose to just bend your knees and greet her and other older members of the family, that becomes your style.

A nice gift can be a small bottle of perfume.

Walahi i need to marry your daughter i swear
Politics / Re: Kayode Ogudamisi Tells Him To Declare Assets Public by alobam1: 7:03pm On May 31, 2015
helovesme:
^^^^ **spits, rolls eyes and flips weave**


In other news,Did you end of marrying that Guy that was spending lavishly on you or he ended up dumping you as GMB would end up dumping and deceiving Nigerians
Politics / Re: ADCs Of The President Of Nigeria Since 1999. by alobam1: 9:29am On May 29, 2015
BlackOnassis:


I remember seeing GEJ ADC closing his eyes during prayer session while he was behind GEJ. I was like WTF?

Imagine..rubbish
Politics / Re: More Pics From Buhari's Aso Rock Tour And Jonathan's Official Handover by alobam1: 7:54pm On May 28, 2015
akins56:
my Brother na dat kind osibanjo luck sure pass oo! See as the guy just take become VP just like that!

It is years of Loyalty to Tinubu.When you are loyal and not overambitious,You would be surprised when your luck comes shining on you..

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Events / Re: Inauguration Invitation Card, Very Scarce And Expensive (photos) by alobam1: 2:06pm On May 28, 2015
Did anybody see the rsvp part?means rice and soup dey wella for eating..ohh la la
Education / Re: 36 States Of Nigeria And Their Meanings by alobam1: 10:54am On May 28, 2015
ibnmaja:
I rep Nigeria. I just hope Buhari will implement state of residence and not the state of origin we have been. Although will not favour his Fulani men!

For Virginia..abi?
Politics / Re: ADCs Of The President Of Nigeria Since 1999. by alobam1: 9:51am On May 28, 2015
Mustay:
Chris Jemitola's face was 'popular' during OBJ's 2nd term. Like someone said, these are sensitive roles but appearing in military attire does nothing but 'remind us of our past' when you see them behind the COC at every function (re-read to understand the use of words here. It got so bad that GEJ had to adorn the military attire on different occasions. It's a 'psychological' thing; the organisation of the security service does not need much public display like SSS has done in recent times. A covert operation is the 'needful'; stop intimidating the people with these men. The shoe-throwing attack against Bush in Iraq comes to mind here.

That Chris Guy no dey smile at all.Even to Obasanjos Jokes when the whole Hall would be reeling with laughter..My sister and I was watching him one day and we wondered if this Guy would be talking to he's family sef..Very very professional..Both GEJs ADC,you would be wondering wetin they worry am def.Na so he go dey laugh up and down..A whole President ADC..Damm,The Guy Na one funny guy..

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Politics / Re: Osun Assembly Approves Creation Of 36 Additional Councils by alobam1: 9:10am On May 28, 2015
dejt4u:
Dnt mind d dumb head guy jare

APC..bunch of crazy stupid liers.. cool
Politics / Re: Osun Assembly Approves Creation Of 36 Additional Councils by alobam1: 7:31am On May 28, 2015
Johnnyessence:
kudos to aregbe for the creation of local council development areas it was chief adebisi akande that created d first 30 local governments now aregbe av tried again creating another 30 LCDA well in all glory be to God .fayemi when he was in ekiti government created LCDA, Tinubu created LCDA up till today d LCDA are still functioning well infact creating jobs and revenue to people and d youth at large expanding d scope of d local government created we love these development it's a good development .these are d the promise ogbeni promise d electorates during his manifestoes. i pray by d special grace of God he pays d salary of d workers and d strength to work through out in his 4 years service will be strong and strengthened.

Chief Akande created the 30Local Govt in Osun state?Please tell me another Lie abegi..Please and Please

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Politics / Re: Amaechi: Wike Killed A Man, Cut Off His Private Part & Hung Him On A Tree by alobam1: 8:06pm On May 26, 2015
Politiics is a dirty game and a game of betrayal..Imagine a chief of staff?I never knew woke was he's former chief of staff..Politicians are nothing but crazy people..Very funny.
Education / Re: Fuel Scarcity :my Hostel This Morning !!! ( Photo) by alobam1: 7:09pm On May 26, 2015
charlesucheh:
guy how we take sure say u too for see the fuel use? Or is your aunt DEZIANE ALLISON MADUEKE!

Nooo,Black Market nii bros..The one I bought last there Na the scarcity Wey happen then..Bought 10litres for 2500..but 2014 scarcity wasn't as worse as the one we experienced this year.I pray we dont experience such anymore.
Education / Re: Fuel Scarcity :my Hostel This Morning !!! ( Photo) by alobam1: 5:53pm On May 26, 2015
Thank Goodness i don park comot for the stupid house Wey I dey live before Wey they over crowded with student.Them for don overpopulate my window with charging..Cos this scarcity is the worst since 1999.
Education / Re: U.i Shuts As Student Protests Over Fuel Crises. by alobam1: 11:35am On May 26, 2015
Hmmm.Double wahala for dead bodi..Front page please..
Politics / Re: Soldiers Take Over Capital Oil, Load Drums With Fuel by alobam1: 8:28am On May 26, 2015
SkyBlue1:
So you are telling me with all the people there nobody could take picture of the officers in question and post to shame them? Indiscipline in the army and police seriously needs to be tackled and Jonathan did nothing about it on a grassroot level, his government even encouraged the impunity.

You go snap foto of a Nigerian Soldier?You wan die be that..If them grab person..Make i no even say wetin fit happen sef.. grin
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Fuel Scarcity And No Light Has Turned My Apartment Into (photo) by alobam1: 10:39pm On May 25, 2015
Youngzedd:
Are you the richest man in your village @OP?

Yes he is. grin

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Crime / Re: Mad Man Rapes DELSU Student At ATM Centre by alobam1: 2:33pm On May 25, 2015
Madamkilljoy:

During the burial ceremony of a friend's grand mum, a group of girls were dancing to celebrate her call to glory. Before we said Jack, a mad man who had been watching one of the girls (the most beautiful) pounced on her and was about to rape her. It took the intervention of some army guys to tear him away from her.


Chai,Bad storry indeed..Thank you for completing it..Your head is Valid

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Crime / Re: Mad Man Rapes DELSU Student At ATM Centre by alobam1: 2:25pm On May 25, 2015
Madamkilljoy:
Reminds me of a recent event I witnessed at a burial scene. These days, even mad men know say konji na bastard. I sympathise with the lady, she must be really terrified after this experience.

What happened there? grin
Politics / Re: PDP Blasts Buhari For 'Embarrassing' Treatment Given To Him By Cameron In London by alobam1: 12:59pm On May 25, 2015
baybeeboi:
any patriotic citizen should be embarrased seeing their President like this



In the first place,why cant they call him in and let him have a seat?while he waits for David.Why wait outside the Main gate. What does that mean?You are not needed..Isnt it?
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya, Cynthia Morgan, M.I, Seyi Shay, Yemi Alade, Others Attend MAMA by alobam1: 8:45pm On May 23, 2015
yungbillionaire:
For some strange reasons I really think iyanya is loosing it...his loosing touch with some things...#justsaying


Exactly.I said it here once..something is wrong somewhere with him.Either he is on drugs or something or maybe he isn't feeling too happy with himself just showing us something else in Public..I just cant place it.

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Food / Re: Going To A Farm To Buy Goat by alobam1: 4:12pm On May 23, 2015
Oya leggo,lets see how the oyinbo goat looks like.. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: When Man Makes Monkey His Best Friend (photo) by alobam1: 3:54pm On May 23, 2015
That Monkey is a chealsea Fan. grin

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