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the annoying part is someone saying ure not even ashamed to admit, like nuccah, shuld i be in denial,
and all dse guys yanning opaks, come 3 years time ull see them dating gurls wid worse features, oshi

LASIEFAIRE:
its a free world , don't surpress your thoughts, conquer depression

lmao yu gotta be effing kidding me, depressed over naija guys having bad MO, nuccah puhlease

4 Him:
aloib, 4him is serious o. Its a fun game especially if the girl is the ticklish type. I fancy many of the male complainants here have never had the priviledge of doing so.

awwww, ure so cute, watsup?

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2235071#msg2235071 date=1210181491]@ D-reloaded,

What kind of geezers have u been rolling with?
I doubt it that all those ROC BOYS looking sharp in smart apparel will have SEVERE HALITOSIS.
C'mon. . . . .guys now walk about with altoids in their pockets to suppress such contingencies.

@ Stillwater,

It wasn't me. [/quote]abeg speak for urself, gosh, some guys are just

The Sly:
Hey Tom Tom. . . . . .you know i love you too despite the fact that you have a sexy looking protrude belly

lmao u r a goat,,
wait is 4him being sarcastic here make i take back my statement bout me loving him 4-ever

rikkyjen:
I wish this thread could be shut down! While the men are it, i suggest the ladies should should open a thread about guys with Men's Boobs!!!.

Am darn sure, some of the male folks yarning dust and Opaks have that boobs shyte hanging on their so-called "6 packs chest"

Nairaland male folks have taken Female discrimnation to a sizzling and irresponsible height!!!

O ma se ooo

i swear, i would also continue to love u forever, thats what yu call a man, seriously, like a guy is supposed to be talking Sh8t and bashing females,

The Sly:
Waeva y'all

Y'all laydies are NOT!! even ashamed to admit that you have protruding ugly looking bellies. . .
Its normal for Men to have it. . . thats what y'all should know!

u rmaddddddddddddddddddddddddddd(lol u knw i luff yu), stfu b4 i land u one big e-slap, see this one spitting raow raow, ish ok for men to have it, if i woze u ehn, last i checked having a big belly wasnt a masculine thing,

yes o, ill rather admit than being in denial like u nuccajs here, rubbish

4 Him:
the protruding belly isnt bad. Infact i don't think it really protrudes, just smooth and round Rubbing it can be fun.

Its what happens after pregnancy that is the problem.

i would continue to love u forever,
this is someone not being in denial
at the end of the day its thse same so called nucchas who would end up wid a chic who has worse features than a big tummy,

LASIEFAIRE:
egbon, what has food crisis got to do with this thread.

r yu really in tokyo?

dee02:
You sure did sweety, u hit a nerve, lol
but don't worry it is under control
true naija guys can eat but we are facing a lot of FIERCE competition nowadays and u can't deny that my dear
LMAO

lmao, ure silly, i dunno bout naija gurls eating so much sha,
lol, at under controll, b4 nko, u thnk i'll give two effs

sheniqua:
that one na small.
Pray to God you won't be breast feeding and frying akara at the same time in your matrimonial home

i swear mehn, u knw wat i wont even mind, but u now come and start acting all perfect when ur stupid ugly ass has its own flaws, bloddy liars,

and please, if u guys cant post ur pictures then STFU,

ull see some wid ugly looking faces coming here to spit raow raow about a chics fat tummy,
the thing is i wont even criticize anyones flaws cos ive got mine, but yu come here and start acting all perfect with ur ugly looking ass, mehn nuccah pls,

dee02:
What are u mucking about fatty?LMFAO
it is obvious that your pained to the bone marrow, maybe you are fat

you women moan at men wit pot bellies and slag them off, now itz payback time you DIMWIT!

carry your potbelly waka and don't tell me to shut the fu/ck up because i am entitled to my opinion

HAVE IT BURGER KID!

lmao, sorry i hit a nerve, cant even remember why i told u to stfu,
ohh it was cos of ur stupid statement bout men note ating or shit,
goshhhhhhhhhh naija guys can eat ehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn with their f**king bad table manners, ewwwwwwwwwwww

i know ive just been wid a few nigerian guys( dont use my words against me and say ive prolly been wid losers, i go curse yu die. warning in advance), goshhh bad manners, as in i swear,

common carry plate to kitchen wen ure done, na wahala, to make ur bed when u wake up is another wahala,
that ish disgusts me and when you correct them, their stupid ego would make them turn reverse psychology on you
this foolish guy here came to visit my brother and i, we went to a nearby store to get drinks, i was carrying my lil nephew, i paid for the drinks(he was the one who wanted to drink), i went in got the drinks paid and went out, he was seeing me carrying the stuffs o, i was expecting the goat to come in and collect the sh*t from me, i swear till we got near the house he didnt take sh8t, it wasnt until my cousin came and was got it from me, damn!! kolo idiot and he had the nerve to drink , i won sepe for am,

or is it their dirty long cracked nails u wanna talk bout, like dude get a freaking manicure// nah son that Sh*t aint gay, just have the lady clean and trim ur nails,

pmo, uve got some mad balls mehn
i so wanna be like u and iice, lol
i'm so excited to get that tongue pierced, gotta chill for my bro to leave this country, lol

how long does the nipple one heal, wow, babe thats some courage, hehehe

dee02:
They eat too much FUFU, OKPA, AKAMU and AKPU!!

It is a shame and my last trip home was marred by protuding bellies all over the place

Laziness, too much greed and lack of motivation to exercise is to blame to be honest

[s]Gone are them days that guys were serial-eaters, nowadays it is the ladies!
[/s]
Glory be to God

STFU,

lmao, sly u r a goat, punch my belly, hehe, lol u knw i get a degree fortaekwando
i got my face and behinds to distract a guy from staring at my belly so i'm free to go,
not like some gurls wid terrible faces :noevil:
lol at u guys yanning raow raow, like guys dont ave their own flaws,
y'all shuld better not let me start with naija guys bashing oooo

is it those with terrible cracked lips, or dry elbows, using lip balm is ver essential, if u feel its gay, use vaseline or robb :noevil:

guilty of this, but u guys are exagerating sha,
i have a big tummy,
gon to the gym ndone all dat crap,
its not only food sha, i thnk mine is from beer
brandy all the way now
God dey sha, my boo likes my tummy as it is,
ps, its not as big as u guys r claiming sha, its average sha,

hmm smile, i love guys who have this killer smile ehn,
basically looks dont trip me, personality and u are an intresting person, have a long convo woith yu for hours. il start falling in love

ohh i love my guys skinny and tall,

lmaooooooooooo, the regular beating wasnt really painfu;;/ collect the thing, cry and fashy

the one i hated most is shouting, goshhhh i hate those lectures ehnn.

my dad wouldnt even care and would even scold and talk to u in front of visitors, "dont mind her, very lazy, so forgetful, just like her mother, ive always told yu, use that brain, its not for decoration, that gray matterin that head(he would now use his fore finger and start hitting my head), ive told u times without number, when i tell yu to do something, dont postpone it, thats how you would start behaving wehn you start working for other people"
kai i hated it o, ill nnow start crying, lol

mumsis own was screaming,," you make me sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk", shell now give yu some crazy slaps ehn, from head to ur foot, pais pais po pah, as in me i'll normally bend to doge and be sayingouch, chei, itys painful now, or ill start laughing, ,

pinching was also badddddddddddddddd, my mum can pinch ehn

ringing of ear, chinekeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, my dad would ring continously and then now lift u up with ur ear, kaiii
i have suffered,
i liked the beating sha collect that shit and vamoose, i go even dust, would only cry if i know i didnt do anythn bad, lol

`phewwww, cant believe i read all the posts, funny convos sha
lol,
back to work

i heard karaoke bars r now in lag, u could go chill in one of em
movies,
or just stay home if yu dont wanna cook, order food, rent movies, get some drinks, play games, chill and talk
nothn beats going out sha, just waka round the mall, go window shopping, fit into clothes even if u aint buying, check out shoe stores, doesnt mean u must buy,
go swimming, beach nko, go chill at a beach,
befor u knw it time would have passed,
ill advise going out sha, mall, stores, just go and check out wat they ave, fit into them, look at shoes, who knows u might see one u like and start stalking it till when it goes on sale,

lol,
i love ur type of hair, princes mo i used to rawk natural hair back in nigeria, it was just a lil bit curly, and i used to be on afroish curlish, got here and started haing all dse weird looks, so i had to relax it, when i wash it and add olive oil or moouse without combing, it becomes curly,
so most times, its either i carry a ponytail or curls after washing or just flat iron it when its dry
i'm thinking of making it into locs, but they aint got stuffs for african hair here

lol. i just like calling him goat, hs a sweet heart
oya sly shoot now

The Sly:
I can help you. . . . . . . . .but there are conditions. . .

shoot

lol. i just dey halla the goat jare,
mehn, school is majorly killing me, cant complain though

aceeeeiddddddddddddddddd, i'm good o, just decided to check watsup again, my life has been boring of late, lol
sly

wtf?? 22 pages, phewww
hey acidrop, wat it do mami

hmm once a month i go to the salon to clean my nails, but i do my nails every week my self sha,
i go do my eye brows every week also
shave my legs every week ( myself)
hmm hair, i wash it like 3ce a week, flat iron it wen its dry,
hot oil like 1ce a month, then once in 3 months i go to the salon for a hair spa, i'm mostly on pony tails or once i wash my hair, i just add olive oil , brush a lil wear a head band and my curls come naturally ,
regular eyeshadow, mascara, eye liner. blush, lip gloss and balm. everyday
i'm an acessory freak, lol ring, bangles, big earings, some funny stuffs on my ankles, waist bead :p

i love big purses, hmm
my wallet( bank cards, random reciepts, money , wallet size pictures of family and friends, naija currency i still have the old 20 naira, lol), coin purse, lip gloss, lip balm, lighter, shades , scotch tape, super glue, biogesic, ibrupofen, mouth wash, small cologne, school id card, small note book, like 4 diff pens, 2 pencils,marker, usb, mascara, lol

lol, now ure making me wanna get my tongue pierced now, arghh, ill wait till maybe dec, lol u knw i was thnking i could use it to shed some weight, at least for a week, i knw ill be on yogurt and oatmeal diet, hehehe
like i said if i would get a tatoo, i would want it on a visible spot, but since i see my self being in the corporate world, imma have to scartch it, hehehe,

wat did i miss, someone summarize biko

all dse i'm nigerian, i'm british, i'm sudanese, at the end of the day, it all lies in ur personality o jare

The Sly:
I'm cool jare. . . .You know how i do. .

lol, goat!! i'm bored mehn
lol adesoji, i got u mehn,