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lol, i remember wen i used to be such a chicken about piercings, dinna knw it doesnt hurt one bit, and 2 weeks after added another pair, now i have 3 on my ears, 1 on the right cartilage and 2 earlobes while 3 earlobes on the left ear, would get another set once the cartlage heals ![]() if i had a flat tummy, woulda gotten my belly pierced , but im getting my tongue pierced maybe next yr my tongue , read some tonge piercings gone wrong and i'm scared, lol |
as usual thread has been hijacked, summary anyone, cant be arsed to go thru 7 freaking pages, the thing is weather he is using the child for the title watever, he is still the childs father, if yu dont let the child knw him now, he would look for the father wen he grows much older, |
[quote author=his_grace link=topic=131279.msg2218604#msg2218604 date=1209817007]story story - talk about your bad experience in Nigeria - talk about drinking water and having running belle - stupid - which time you comot from the Nigeria self - only last year? No be the same water wey them born u with and take raise you be that -? You come travel go abroad come no fit even chop for the same plate wey only one year ago - na there you dey chop? Who tell you say people no dey get food poison for abroad? The thing wey dey baffle me be this one - wey - people go they go Africa/Nigeria - them go they shout say them no one go o because of mosquito - because mosquito go give them malaria - i say shut up there - if you travel go Europe and no prepare well - you no know say you go catch the flu as well? So if flu na disease and if malaria na disease - so which one be say u no one go Nigeria because you go catch disease of malaria? The flu wey u dey catch and people dey catch there daily nko? Una mouth wey be like una anus -[/quote]mehn from their posts u'll know the ignorants, smh, |
[quote author=big_bumper link=topic=131279.msg2218577#msg2218577 date=1209816623]Another tory A friend (a girl) that had never been home for a while travelled to Nigeria, decided to hook up with a friends from school, and left home with 2500 naira in her pocket.She be that kin person wey if you follow am go out, you have to pay for yourself (she is the split the bill type) This friend, with six of her friend (family), met my JJC friend at the pre-arranged restaurant on the Island, and everyone settled down to serious business. The girls as usual ordered the most expensive things on the menu with takeaways, then when the bill of 12500 naira was presented, everyone started shuffling in their seats, and my JJC friend left the table to go to the loo, by the time she came back, everyone had disappeared. After explaining the situation to the the owner, she was allowed to leave all her stuffs and go and call her mum in France to wire some money to her. She is also the type that travels to Nigeria with £100 and $60, hence the reason she was broke. A few months after this incidence, we met two of these girls in the west-end of London, they apologised, kissed and made up. They all then decided to go to Subway to get sandwiches, my friend was first in the queue, ordered the most expensive foot-long sandwich meal on the menu with all the extras for myself and her, told the cashier that her friends were paying, then before you could say Jack robinson, made a dash for the door and disappeared, living the girls to foot the £16 bill. (a difficult feat for them considering the fact that having just only arrived in the country recently, they only left home that day with just enough money for transport and only had £2 each on them to buy the sub of the day sandwich. Who says justice is not sweet? [/quote]lmaooo, if i have money, i just put down wat i have and most time its normally more than wat i would pay if we split the bill or most times if its just 2 or 3 of us, i pay for it or whoever pays 1st( thats with my close friends sha), but if we r in a group, i just put down wat i have but make sure its more than wat i would pay if we split it, life is too short jare, |
romeo:yeso u cant go wrong with it bush meat and palmwine correct peppersoup and star moimoi elepo made in leaves eko and efo riro |
ibadan bukas are off the shiznit!!! ahh lafun and ewedu ![]() fufu and okra ![]() with correct pumo and bokoto, kaiii now i'm missing all dse stuffs, havent had them in 3 years, |
11 here |
hmm i have questions o ![]() |
incey musta, saan ka?? |
summary pls, is it worth reading from page 1 |
lol at ugly people, 4him, my poem o |
The Sly:pass me that shit ure smoking:kolo: |
cadet i missed ur pic |
part 1 of laundry done, taking a break wat did i miss |
bye guys, twas fuin, going to get a life, lol see y'all again maybe next yr |
4 Him:i'm sayng, kai kai kai, |
StephenP:i swearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, kai, **calls dentist***throws candy and chocolates away*** arghhhhh |
arghhhhhhhhhhh j.winchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the thn i will do to those lipssssssssssssss, jesussssssss see ur cute winch eyes, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh chei!!!! ure turning me on, resists temptation, lmaoo black and shine lomo, i wanna be like yu |
thanks guys, na God o, lol |
wow 4-himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:drolls: arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh see foine boy, cheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii [thanks cadte |
omgggggggggggggg j winch is a foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, the thing i wanna do to that body, arghhhhhhhhhhhhh fine gurl no scars, black and shine lomo, thanks babe :p |
hehehehehehehe, all dse yeye people sef. chickens |
nah, i am a one man one woman, stephen already had rebel and all dse small gurls competing wid me, i'll pass jare j.gurl is a foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll |
f5 |
sorry cadet :p, if u post urs also :p |
see this chickens , mcphewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww |
haha, put my pic ke, hehehe i'll pass, i aint a regular NL member ![]() |
oya oooooooooooooooooo, |
goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ![]() thanks j.gurl and 4him |
una don runaway ![]() |
sly. sowwy jare, just busy wid school and stuff, most times i aint always by the pc, u knw i gotta feed my pikin :p |
and 2 weeks after added another pair, now i have 3 on my ears, 1 on the right cartilage and 2 earlobes while 3 earlobes on the left ear, would get another set once the cartlage heals
, but im getting my tongue pierced maybe next yr 
is it worth reading from page 1