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FashionRe: Piercing by aloib(f): 6:48pm On May 03, 2008
lol, i remember wen i used to be such a chicken about piercings, dinna knw it doesnt hurt one bit, cooland 2 weeks after added another pair, now i have 3 on my ears, 1 on the right cartilage and 2 earlobes while 3 earlobes on the left ear, would get another set once the cartlage heals cool
if i had a flat tummy, woulda gotten my belly pierced sad, but im getting my tongue pierced maybe next yr cool my tongue , read some tonge piercings gone wrong and i'm scared, lol
RomanceRe: He Wants His Child After Telling Me To Go For An Abortion by aloib(f): 6:37pm On May 03, 2008
as usual thread has been hijacked, summary anyone,
cant be arsed to go thru 7 freaking pages,
the thing is weather he is using the child for the title watever, he is still the childs father,
if yu dont let the child knw him now, he would look for the father wen he grows much older,
TravelRe: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by aloib(f): 1:19pm On May 03, 2008
[quote author=his_grace link=topic=131279.msg2218604#msg2218604 date=1209817007]story story - talk about your bad experience in Nigeria - talk about drinking water and having running belle - stupid - which time you comot from the Nigeria self - only last year? No be the same water wey them born u with and take raise you be that -? You come travel go abroad come no fit even chop for the same plate wey only one year ago - na there you dey chop? Who tell you say people no dey get food poison for abroad?

The thing wey dey baffle me be this one - wey - people go they go Africa/Nigeria - them go they shout say them no one go o because of mosquito - because mosquito go give them malaria - i say shut up there - if you travel go Europe and no prepare well - you no know say you go catch the flu as well? So if flu na disease and if malaria na disease - so which one be say u no one go Nigeria because you go catch disease of malaria? The flu wey u dey catch and people dey catch there daily nko?

Una mouth wey be like una anus -[/quote]mehn from their posts u'll know the ignorants, smh,
TravelRe: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by aloib(f): 1:17pm On May 03, 2008
[quote author=big_bumper link=topic=131279.msg2218577#msg2218577 date=1209816623]Another tory

A friend (a girl) that had never been home for a while travelled to Nigeria, decided to hook up with a friends from school, and left home with 2500 naira in her pocket.She be that kin person wey if you follow am go out, you have to pay for yourself (she is the split the bill type)

This friend, with six of her friend (family), met my JJC friend at the pre-arranged restaurant on the Island, and everyone settled down to serious business. The girls as usual ordered the most expensive things on the menu with takeaways, then when the bill of 12500 naira was presented, everyone started shuffling in their seats, and my JJC friend left the table to go to the loo, by the time she came back, everyone had disappeared.

After explaining the situation to the the owner, she was allowed to leave all her stuffs and go and call her mum in France to wire some money to her. She is also the type that travels to Nigeria with £100 and $60, hence the reason she was broke.

A few months after this incidence, we met two of these girls in the west-end of London, they apologised, kissed and made up. They all then decided to go to Subway to get sandwiches, my friend was first in the queue, ordered the most expensive foot-long sandwich meal on the menu with all the extras for myself and her, told the cashier that her friends were paying, then before you could say Jack robinson, made a dash for the door and disappeared, living the girls to foot the £16 bill. (a difficult feat for them considering the fact that having just only arrived in the country recently, they only left home that day with just enough money for transport and only had £2 each on them to buy the sub of the day sandwich.

Who says justice is not sweet? cool[/quote]lmaooo, if i have money, i just put down wat i have and most time its normally more than wat i would pay if we split the bill or most times if its just 2 or 3 of us, i pay for it or whoever pays 1st( thats with my close friends sha), but if we r in a group, i just put down wat i have but make sure its more than wat i would pay if we split it, life is too short jare,
TravelRe: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by aloib(f): 1:05pm On May 03, 2008
romeo:
Fufu and okra hmmmm!!!
yeso u cant go wrong with it cool cry
bush meat and palmwine cool cry
correct peppersoup and star cool cry
moimoi elepo made in leaves cool cry take that with correct eko
eko and efo riro cool cry kiss
TravelRe: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by aloib(f): 12:53pm On May 03, 2008
ibadan bukas are off the shiznit!!!
ahh lafun and ewedu cool
fufu and okra cool
with correct pumo and bokoto, kaiii
now i'm missing all dse stuffs, havent had them in 3 years,
EventsRe: Born In September? Find Your Birthmates Here by aloib(f): 4:59am On Apr 28, 2008
11 here cool kiss
HealthRe: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by aloib(f): 11:01am On Apr 21, 2008
hmm i have questions o cheesy
FamilyRe: Help Me Find My Dad by aloib(f): 10:51am On Apr 21, 2008
incey musta, saan ka??
RomanceRe: NairaLand Queens by aloib(f): 1:19am On Apr 21, 2008
summary pls, huh is it worth reading from page 1
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 6:54am On Apr 20, 2008
lol at ugly people,
4him, my poem o
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 6:28am On Apr 20, 2008
The Sly:
You are silly!. . . . .compete with me? do i look type like aloib?
pass me that shit ure smoking:kolo:
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 6:24am On Apr 20, 2008
cadet i missed ur pic
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 6:19am On Apr 20, 2008
part 1 of laundry done, taking a break
wat did i miss
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:36am On Apr 20, 2008
bye guys, twas fuin, going to get a life, lol
see y'all again maybe next yr kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:33am On Apr 20, 2008
4 Him:
J-girl, there must be someone kissing those cute lips. wink
i'm sayng, kai kai kai,
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:31am On Apr 20, 2008
StephenP:
j-girl, you are cute. I like your white teeth. You should probably do a toothpaste commerical, I think you'll nail it.
i swearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, kai, **calls dentist***throws candy and chocolates away*** arghhhhh
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:29am On Apr 20, 2008
arghhhhhhhhhhh j.winchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the thn i will do to those lipssssssssssssss, jesussssssss
see ur cute winch eyes, arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
chei!!!! ure turning me on, resists temptation,
lmaoo
black and shine lomo, i wanna be like yu cry cry cry
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:25am On Apr 20, 2008
thanks guys, na God o, lol
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:22am On Apr 20, 2008
wow 4-himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:drolls:
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh see foine boy, cheiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[thanks cadte
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:17am On Apr 20, 2008
omgggggggggggggg j winch is a foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, the thing i wanna do to that body, arghhhhhhhhhhhhh
fine gurl no scars, black and shine lomo, thanks babe
:p
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:14am On Apr 20, 2008
hehehehehehehe, all dse yeye people sef. chickens
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:10am On Apr 20, 2008
nah, i am a one man one woman, stephen already had rebel and all dse small gurls competing wid me, i'll pass jare

j.gurl is a foollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:07am On Apr 20, 2008
f5
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:04am On Apr 20, 2008
sorry cadet :p, if u post urs also :p
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:02am On Apr 20, 2008
see this chickens , mcphewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 5:01am On Apr 20, 2008
haha, put my pic ke, hehehe i'll pass,
i aint a regular NL member cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 4:59am On Apr 20, 2008
oya oooooooooooooooooo,
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 4:57am On Apr 20, 2008
goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee grin cheesy
thanks j.gurl and 4him
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 4:50am On Apr 20, 2008
una don runaway huh
Jokes EtcRe: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by aloib(f): 4:46am On Apr 20, 2008
sly. sowwy jare, just busy wid school and stuff, most times i aint always by the pc, u knw i gotta feed my pikin :p

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