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Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by romeo(m): 12:32pm On May 03, 2008 |
big_bumper: Abeg which one you dey? Yam and beans helped a lot in my growth |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 12:33pm On May 03, 2008 |
lucabrasi: Where are they? looking around I don't see them, you dis lubricant sef , how you see them? abi dem don carry their battle go another level a.k.a airwaves. |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by pahtahkee: 12:37pm On May 03, 2008 |
big_bumper: Na you I for like make you do that frog-jumping with that your bumper. Which one is Aya Mase stew again? Mama agips used to be at petrol filling station called agips before it was changed to Oando. In the days of fuel shortage, people will park their cars in the long queue and and go sit down with mama agips either eating rice with dodo or eating bread with ewa agoyin and ata dindin. : |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 12:38pm On May 03, 2008 |
romeo: A ha, you are full of beans . And you still dey wonder why pure water dey make you bow That growth of yours has been wrongly configured and constituted, I say. |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 12:41pm On May 03, 2008 |
pahtahkee: Ha you don miss, aya mase is a spicy ijebu stew made with green pepper, tastes wicked with rice and beans or rice and plantain. I usually get mine from Tastees restaurant, but you can also go to this buka in Dalston, forgotten what the name is. |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by romeo(m): 12:42pm On May 03, 2008 |
pahtahkee: I can imagine the bounce big_bumper: who told you that? you no know the kind fiber beans carry? dey there!! |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by pahtahkee: 12:48pm On May 03, 2008 |
@ Romeo, The bounce is one in a million! Personal contact with it, will get you mad! @ Pumper, Abeg order the stew and Dhl am for me. It is an Ijebu stew, and I have never heard of it and tasted it? I do not think so. |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by lucabrasi(m): 12:49pm On May 03, 2008 |
@big bumper abeg carry your snails and everything through dublin and you ll have minimal checks lol i pay extra to go through dublin because i have to carry my own suya and kilishi enter though i dislike snails for some reason or bushmeat. theres also akara oshu dyu know it on the way to oyo state big bumper? also this serious buka at lokoja,the place is still going strong and i v known there since i was a tot theres na straight in ibadan,and some awesome amala and gbegiri joints in ibadan,if u havnt had amala in ibadan abeg im sorri to burst anyone's bubble o u v not had the real deal lol big_bumper:i drink anything drinkable o,actually u know pure water is now regulated now by nafdac so its safe to drink,nigerians think u r posing if u r drinking bottled water but some dont realise that ur immune system will go way down when u get to the western world,me i drink anything apart from well water pahtahkee:i started late because i didnt have that chance in secondary school but i have made up for it with all my trips to naija,my own is even inter state as i can go anywhere for food, theres a place in opebi where u can have pounded yam and oha soup(dont ask me what that means but i was introduced to it and i liked it lol) romeo:if u want correct fried yam,akara and fried fish theres a place at ikeja near etiebets place one dark plump woman, ill give u money back guarantee that u ll keep on going back,even british airways pilots,the chinese ppl,and other lodgers go there on pilgrimage lol big_bumper:lmao, i bn caught by lastma too before,i was sooo scared that day because i v been warned about them,they took 5,000 plus from us , the best aya mase/ofada rice is in ijebu ode,i went with my step mum to a party there the very first day i got back to naija and i tried all these children hawking the rice in leafs, its heaven. forget the ofada rice in lagos,go to ijebu ode and try the ones hawked on the streets,u wont believe it,the children with their trays and i was choping one and taking another,my step mum was soo embarassed till we got to lagos she was frowning for me but i cant forget that rice lol theres a place in lagos too,onli tried it once though owned by an ibo couple, jolloff rice and sauce with diced meat then they have a way they fry the eggs making it slightly spicy on the rice, hmmmnnn |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by lucabrasi(m): 12:51pm On May 03, 2008 |
big_bumper:u need special password to get the original and authentic aya mase stew,in lagos ill recommend lagos country club in g.r.a if your not a member,get a member to sign u in and try their aya mase and ofada rice, i ll give u ur money back personally if u r not satisfied |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by aloib(f): 12:53pm On May 03, 2008 |
ibadan bukas are off the shiznit!!! ahh lafun and ewedu fufu and okra with correct pumo and bokoto, kaiii now i'm missing all dse stuffs, havent had them in 3 years, |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by romeo(m): 12:55pm On May 03, 2008 |
lucabrasi: Abeg that oha soup na die |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by romeo(m): 12:56pm On May 03, 2008 |
Fufu and okra hmmmm!!! |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by Tonim(f): 12:58pm On May 03, 2008 |
lucabrasi: lucabrasi, ol' boy, you have gone far with food and places. When next are you going to Nigeria ? because, your own knowledge of the joints is extra ordinary |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by pahtahkee: 1:03pm On May 03, 2008 |
You dont drink well water. . . . . Thats the only water I drink when I am in Ibadan. I remember there is this amala joint beside the Government office in Ibadan. Chai, that woman dey prepare correct ewedu! Hot amala felifeli with no koko resident inside it, correct ogufe meat. |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by aloib(f): 1:05pm On May 03, 2008 |
romeo:yeso u cant go wrong with it bush meat and palmwine correct peppersoup and star moimoi elepo made in leaves take that with correct eko eko and efo riro |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 1:10pm On May 03, 2008 |
Another tory A friend (a girl) that had never been home for a while travelled to Nigeria, decided to hook up with a friends from school, and left home with 2500 naira in her pocket.She be that kin person wey if you follow am go out, you have to pay for yourself (she is the split the bill type) This friend, with six of her friend (family), met my JJC friend at the pre-arranged restaurant on the Island, and everyone settled down to serious business. The girls as usual ordered the most expensive things on the menu with takeaways, then when the bill of 12500 naira was presented, everyone started shuffling in their seats, and my JJC friend left the table to go to the loo, by the time she came back, everyone had disappeared. After explaining the situation to the the owner, she was allowed to leave all her stuffs and go and call her mum in France to wire some money to her. She is also the type that travels to Nigeria with £100 and $60, hence the reason she was broke. A few months after this incidence, we met two of these girls in the west-end of London, they apologised, kissed and made up. They all then decided to go to Subway to get sandwiches, my friend was first in the queue, ordered the most expensive foot-long sandwich meal on the menu with all the extras for myself and her, told the cashier that her friends were paying, then before you could say Jack robinson, made a dash for the door and disappeared, living the girls to foot the £16 bill. (a difficult feat for them considering the fact that having just only arrived in the country recently, they only left home that day with just enough money for transport and only had £2 each on them to buy the sub of the day sandwich. Who says justice is not sweet? |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 1:13pm On May 03, 2008 |
Tonim: subscribing |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 1:15pm On May 03, 2008 |
pahtahkee: Ever since one of my close friend told me that the thing is full of shit, I don lose interest, infact I don dey lose am, it causes too much of a draw-back |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by aloib(f): 1:17pm On May 03, 2008 |
big_bumper: lmaooo, if i have money, i just put down wat i have and most time its normally more than wat i would pay if we split the bill or most times if its just 2 or 3 of us, i pay for it or whoever pays 1st( thats with my close friends sha), but if we r in a group, i just put down wat i have but make sure its more than wat i would pay if we split it, life is too short jare, |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by aloib(f): 1:19pm On May 03, 2008 |
his_grace: mehn from their posts u'll know the ignorants, smh, |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by romeo(m): 1:21pm On May 03, 2008 |
aloib: Bushmeat and palma wine good but that your peppersoup and Star na die I am addicted to Nkwobi and Star as well |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by Tonim(f): 1:21pm On May 03, 2008 |
his_grace: Who exactly are you talking to ? |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 1:24pm On May 03, 2008 |
lucabrasi: Are you sure? What do you mean by minimal checks? I know I am long overdue for a holiday but I am not ready for a stint at holloway maximum security yet. Is it the same "eyi je, eyi oje" checks dem dey do for Heathrow airport or do they not have restrictions in place as per bringing meat products into the country? |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by Tonim(f): 1:26pm On May 03, 2008 |
his_grace: It's not a stupid question. I would think you were addressing someone specifically, not the entire members of the thread. That was my question. |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by romeo(m): 1:27pm On May 03, 2008 |
person dey go prison for una side because of afro food? kpata kpata dem go seize am for here @His_grace even some Nigerian breweries STAR beer dey make me sick |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 1:29pm On May 03, 2008 |
Tonim: Why bother to find out? It is obvious he is not referring to just one person, so leave him to keep on taking pot-shots at people who are already salivating and reminiscing in pounded yam, amala,ogbono, ewede, oha, . . . heaven. |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 1:31pm On May 03, 2008 |
romeo: Bringing contraband goods into the country attracts a £1000 fine or a six-months stint inside jail according to DEFRA(or whatever they call themselves now), mad-cow disease no be joke o. |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by romeo(m): 1:38pm On May 03, 2008 |
No be dem get mad cow plenty? Cow wey mad for Naija dey enter belle straight They are very strict ohh, but African shops do exist and they sell our things? |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by bigbumper(f): 1:42pm On May 03, 2008 |
aloib: Imagine one of your close friends bringing six of her friends that you don't know from Adam If the person inviting her out was a guy, then it is a bit understandable (guys like to do effizy), but for a girl to do that to another girl is just low. That is why I was glad to be a willing partaker at the london incidence and was glad she got her comeuppance. I am sure she has learned her lessons. Its time we start teaching our girls that there is nothing wrong with spending some of their own money once in a while to enable the man to be able to save towards the future (future meeting with one of the other six girl on his list morelike ). |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by lucabrasi(m): 1:46pm On May 03, 2008 |
@tonim lol,na wa for u, the thing is that as soon as i get to nigeria the people i hang out with first are our drivers,workers because they r the ones who spend the least because of their economic situation so they know where the food is best but for less money,u will tend to go where the food is expensive but not as good,try it next time ur in naija call either ur driver or like panel beater,mechanic e.t.c they know the best bukas in town. @aloib i swear i dont know how to eat that bushmeat and everyone i meet loves it like anything,always seems like im missing a lot but each time i try it its bitter and tastes funny lol romeo:me too o but im looking for another nkwobi joint now tho,star?have you tried that extra smooth stout, i tried it once and i v been hooked its also medicinal so u know oha soup and poundo , its too much o ,dont like palmwine again for sum reason though used to like sampling the diff ones big_bumper:no now u know dublin to uk is like local flight,so they dont have the standard checks like they have in heathrow or gatwick,the way i see it im not carrying drugs and my foods are clean so my conscience is clean because i cant wait till year2020 when the whiteman will appreciate correct suya, holloway lol when last did u go to ife,remember dodo ikire,akara oshu have you tried these deep fried little fish and fried ede they sell on the expressway when going to osun state and the soft ola oluwa bread? @phatakee when last were u at ibadan and is there any new joint because ill be going to oshogbo on my next trip to naija and me i like all these stop over journeys, pls help my condition o |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by lucabrasi(m): 1:52pm On May 03, 2008 |
big_bumper:you gurls are lucky because u know girls will generally pose now,but with guys its worse,you ll see like 10/12 people following you,one time we wanted to eat ofada rice i swear i ended up paying 4thousand plus imagine for ofada rice o,im sure a lot of guys have had that experience and they ll keep on coming to mark register in ur house without any sensible thing to contribute romeo:mad cow no dey kill africans lol,i bring the kilishi and suya properly done and i can assure u that ill be the onli one to eat it sef so theres no danger of giving anyone mad cow desease. @post anyone ever tried the watery beans and soft agege bread in isale eko?theres a formula to it, when u get the beans with fried stew,add sum ground nut oil to it or better still olive oil,mix it together and pls dont commit the sin of using any other bread but fresh,warm but not hot agege bread |
Re: Your Experiences With Eating And Your Funny Stories Of Your Trips by pahtahkee: 1:56pm On May 03, 2008 |
@ lucabrasi, There is one just directly opposite old leventis across the street just before getting to elewure junction. I have forgotten the name of the joint now. But that woman as well sells good ogufe meat with correct amala dudu. If you are as well into drinking, you can take it bottle of star or whichever you are into. And if you happen to be there in the evenings, you can play opon ayo with the men there. If you are there, ask for a particular guy: His nickname is: Be Happy. Tell him Pataki from Togo referred you to him. |
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