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RomanceRe: My Observations About Ladies Who Have Passed Their Prime . by alshalz(m): 9:00pm On Jul 03
Goo0dHardDick:
She told you she has 4 body counts and you believed? Lol

A woman of 31 has approximately 65 body counts, excluding other men who she knacked for fun and konji. Adding those ones will make it 87
87 body count! you are too wicked 😃😃Heaven will be too far for you
CrimeRe: BLOOD MONEY: How Lagos Cosmetics Merchant Led Ruthless Kidnap Syndicate Across N by alshalz(m): 3:36pm On Jun 30
Half baked story. They are doing everything possible to bring the Igbos to the negative narrative they known for. Just Chukwudi, no sure name, no address both business and residential no names or addresses for the imaginary accomplices. Make una try harder next time
TravelRe: I Returned To Nigeria After 5 Years In The UK - Everyone Thought I Was Not Ok by alshalz(m): 10:38am On Jun 10
Broda you Sabi make up stories. Same you, Ifeoluw, the bearer of the story'I paid my bride price' blaa blaaaa. Continue oooo😫😫😫😫
PoliticsRe: Southern Heavyweights Shun Atiku’s VP Slot As Running Mate Crisis Rocks ADC by alshalz(m): 11:38pm On May 30
That's a good suggestion, or
let him give the slot to that Living in Bondage guy

They should give it to Dele Momodu, he has been shouting on SM, it's now time to test his popularity[/quote]
CrimeRe: Kidnappings In Ogun: Bag Used To Deliver Ransom Found In Seriki Fulani’s Kitchen by alshalz(m): 1:39pm On May 30
Kidnapping carries life in prison sentence, how come he was given just five years in the first place? Who was the judge that presided over the case then
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Invade Tinubu's 2014 Post About Chibok Girls by alshalz(m): 10:34pm On May 28
Wotowoto left, right, front and back. no joy these days, Nigerian youths no dey putam fo cooler any more
PoliticsRe: Between A Beer Factor And An Airport, Choose One For Bayelsa by alshalz(m): 11:42am On May 27
Ebonyi state Airport is yet receive a single aircraft, beer factory could have been better
CrimeRe: 5 Nigerian Arsenal Fans Caught With Stolen GOAT To Celebrate EPL Win by alshalz(m): 8:21pm On May 26
grin grin grin
Jakumo:
In my capacity as the lawyer of the "goat" that is shown being paraded with the suspected goat thieves, I must raise an initial objection to the misidentification of my esteemed client as a "goat" when clearly he is a RAM with all rigthts and privileges therein.

Furthermore, my client, Double Chief Alhaji Agbolabi is NOT a suspect in this case of goat theft, and therefore should not have been paraded beside the usual suspects in the above picture.

Accordingly, I intend to file a robust lawsuit with the Abuja Supreme Court seeking substantive monetary compensation for this egregious act of defamation committed by the Nigerian police, due to the serious damage caused to the reputation of my client Double Chief Agbolabi, and as legal redress for the mental anguish he has experienced during the course of this unfortunate dereliction of duty by our law enforcement officers who should have known better than to stage this kind of embarasing spectacle.
PoliticsRe: INEC Timetable Is In Line With The Electoral Act - Court by alshalz(m): 5:46pm On May 26
Federal Courts given conflicting judgment, it is well
RomanceRe: This Is Why You Must Never Marry Or Date A Single Mother by alshalz(m): 11:00pm On May 25
You mean she gave the phone you bought with your hard earned money to her baddie baby dad, you forgave her bought another one for her. nhmmmmm!!! Your own simpsis is acute /chronic type.
PhonesRe: Please Who Knows What’s Wrong With My Nokia Android?(pics) by alshalz(m): 10:09pm On May 24
You mean no one repairs phones around?
PoliticsRe: Long Queue For President Tinubu At APC Presidential Primary In Delta Causes Stir by alshalz(m): 6:36pm On May 23
Op don't worry by tomorrow we will know what was promised and what was given. Too much hunger in the land, (#100000 is more than enough to do the magic) don't over reason the long queue na Naija we gather dey so
PoliticsRe: Court Nullifies INEC Membership Timeline by alshalz(m): 7:09pm On May 21
How about those that bought party forms but never participated in their primary due to disqualification
PoliticsRe: List Of States With NDC Governorship Candidates As Of May 20 2026 by alshalz(m): 4:53pm On May 20
Kano? NO Aspirants from from Eastern states?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: She's Looking To Employ A Driver With A Salary Of N200k Monthly, But See The T&C by alshalz(m): 2:41pm On May 13
Give use all the details here or you wait till year 2076 for the clicking
EducationRe: Popular Short Codes We Used In Secondary School To Remember Things by alshalz(m): 11:54am On May 07
Mary-Mercury
Vero-Venue
Eat-Earth
Mangoes-Mars
John-Jupiter
Sat-Saturn
Under-Uranus
Nine_Neptune
Planet - Pluto.

Mary, Vero eat mangoes John sat under nine planets
It was fun, it helped to know them according to their positions
PoliticsRe: "I Sold My House For APC In 2023" – Man Storms APC Secretariat Seeking Reward by alshalz(m): 9:51am On May 01
Thank your God that you are not my father
PoliticsRe: 2027: Governor Nwifuru, Umahi ‘clash’ Over Consensus Candidates, Direct Primary by alshalz(m): 9:42am On May 01
OgwuEgo:
Do giveaway make we support you.
don't worry, 12kg bag of rice for you and your entire family
Science/TechnologyRe: Laurent Simons:15-Year-Old With PhD In Quantum Physics Wants To Stop Human Aging by alshalz(m): 7:42pm On Apr 28
Just 15,over here to enter university at age below 18yrs is still a very big debate
CrimeRe: Man Records Police Extortion In Ajah For Carrying Used Battery Without Receipt by alshalz(m): 9:46pm On Apr 06
Police extortion is becoming unbearable to the public mostly those who are into transportation, just this evening (7:30),I was returning from Ayetoro (Ogun state) to Ayobo (Lagos) @ Mopol junction they stopped us, extort #500 (out of #1000 we bargained) from the blke guy. The bike guy said that's how they do collect money from them every time. At Marshalashi side of Iyana Ipaja the bus driver dropped #200. According to the bike guy and bus driver, they delay or refusal to pay the money will result to severe punishment even arrest sometimes. The police force urgently needs to do something about these eyesore acts
TravelRe: Enugu: 40km Carriageway Linking Nkanu East And Isi-uzo Reaches 80% Completion by alshalz(m): 1:06pm On Mar 31
athaboi:
Mba yes, I don't think he is doing badly, he has stepped into a party that may pose a challenge in his re-election, except Obi is not in the ballot and ADC did not present a viable candidate! ADC lost an important person in the late Senator Okey Ezea of Enugu North. He is the only strong voice of the opposition in Enugu state but death took him away. Mba should be ensure no one else rises, if not, it will be a difficult time for him
Frank Nweke jn sends his greetings
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Clocks 74, Thanks Nigerians For Messages And Prayers by alshalz(m): 12:15pm On Mar 29
On behalf of the democrats, irregardless of your age, happy birthday to you sir
Foreign AffairsRe: What Is Really Happening In Iran? The Truth They Are Hiding From You by alshalz(m): 8:58am On Mar 22
Not when there are so much than we can handle happening in our own domain. Please do follow the happenings in Iran, help us keep the records/the stats when we are done curing the epidemics we have here in Nigeria we may look into what happened /is happening in Iran. Not now, our hands are over full, thank you!
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu: From Bread-Hawker To Political Prostitute And Glutton - FFK by alshalz(m): 7:00pm On Mar 20
This write-up from ffk senior or ffk junior (his last son). So childish
PoliticsRe: Osun: All The Elected Apc Chairmen Resume Office In Their Various Secretariats by alshalz(m): 11:18am On Feb 17, 2025
zero8zero:
Gov Adeleke is preparing to join APC
APC party chairmen not LG chairmen
PoliticsRe: Emir Of Rano Bans Church Activities In Homes by alshalz(m): 6:43pm On Feb 11, 2025
EmperorCaesar:
Religious leaders in the North have been bestowed with too much power

Why would anyone ban people from practising stuffs in their own home...not like they are even constituting nuisance to the community


The North has too much to worry about abeg. These Emirs should enact laws checkmating banditry and the menace of killer herdsmen
Now I know that traditional /religious leaders that make laws in their respective states
CrimeRe: Drug Trafficking: Court Jails Lagos Socialite’s Convicted Friend 15 Years by alshalz(m): 8:46am On Mar 22, 2024
IGBO men take the risk to provide for their wife and children (family) but others,the reversed is the case
FamilyRe: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by alshalz(m): 9:10am On Mar 10, 2024
muyico:
Our mama nko? Or we shuld fear our wife?
Is your MAMA and WIFE adulterous?
PoliticsRe: Reps Move To Raise Fine For Nigerian Flag Violators From ₦‎100 To ₦‎100,000 by alshalz(m): 9:42am On Mar 07, 2024
They added three zeros but had refused to add not Eve one zero to the national minimum wages
Foreign AffairsRe: You Are Not A Good Person If You Don't Stand For Any Of This (pic) by alshalz(m): 12:44am On Mar 04, 2024
HOW ABOUT NIGERIA MUST BE FREE FROM HARDSHIPS (charity begins at home)

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