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Crime / Re: Drug Trafficking: Court Jails Lagos Socialite’s Convicted Friend 15 Years by alshalz(m): 8:46am On Mar 22
IGBO men take the risk to provide for their wife and children (family) but others,the reversed is the case

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Family / Re: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by alshalz(m): 9:10am On Mar 10
muyico:
Our mama nko? Or we shuld fear our wife?
Is your MAMA and WIFE adulterous?
Politics / Re: Reps Move To Raise Fine For Nigerian Flag Violators From ₦‎100 To ₦‎100,000 by alshalz(m): 9:42am On Mar 07
They added three zeros but had refused to add not Eve one zero to the national minimum wages
Foreign Affairs / Re: You Are Not A Good Person If You Don't Stand For Any Of This (pic) by alshalz(m): 12:44am On Mar 04
HOW ABOUT NIGERIA MUST BE FREE FROM HARDSHIPS (charity begins at home)

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests grandpa, Intercepts Cocaine Consignments In Canvas Shoes by alshalz(m): 3:43pm On Feb 25
They want to take over the business.Ask ,they will tell you that it's only the people from that side (barring region according to them) that do these things now their grand Papas &Mamas,fathers and mothers,brothers and sisters even those bear destroyers(hypocrites) have full representatives on ground (bottling &packaging the their essential commodity)

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Politics / Re: Iju Station When Lagos Was Federal Capital Versus Iju Station Now by alshalz(m): 3:52pm On Feb 24
Tap0lane:
This is for Igbos claiming Lagos was developed because it was FCT. Lagos as proven it can beta develop itself without any support if the FG na refugee FG de carry enter Lagos.
Op you can now take a deep breath now that you have mentioned IGBO,your daily bread is 100% sure (there's nothing you can't achieve just by mentioning IGBO) . Next person please!!!

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Family / Re: From Betty Akeredolu With Love(disgraceful) Pics by alshalz(m): 9:57am On Feb 24
The end result of Anger,Hatred and Bitterness is SENSELESSNESS.You can never see anyone who has any two of these traits that is reasonable, these deadly traits always cloud his or her senses judgement and reasoning. Op the earlier you cure yourself from all these negative traits the better for you

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Romance / Re: Inside Life: She Wears Same Pant, Bra For Weeks, I Pet Her To Wash Her Teeth - by alshalz(m): 8:43am On Feb 21
noskcid:
Wahala be like TINUBU
Everybody has his own copy
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Sticks 68 Match-Sticks In His Nose To Break Guiness World Record by alshalz(m): 6:26am On Feb 18
That Bollywood actor (Uwaezuoke/Nwude)wee get big nose go break this record with no stress, in fact he go do 68*3
Crime / Re: Ekiti Police Arrest Kidnappers Responsible For Emure School Girls Abduction by alshalz(m): 6:50am On Feb 17
I must say what is in my mind! The only thing Nigerian police does very well is roping .Those guys do not look like people collecting millions for ransom.
Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Pictures Of Bayelsa's Capital Yenagoa At Mid Night!! Photos. by alshalz(m): 9:39pm On Jan 25
Fine place though but what is breaking here is what I'm yet to know,maybe next person behind me will about it
Romance / Re: "Your Virginia Is Wide " - Harry Song Divorces Wife by alshalz(m): 2:44pm On Jan 25
After how many childbearing but I am 100% sure he can never say such a thing. Bloggers I fear you guys ,always with outrageous headings to get traffic. Make u na dey fear God ooooo.remember not to click it's a bait
Education / Re: Just Two Northern White RHINOS Remain....In The World!!! by alshalz(m): 12:41pm On Jan 25
Tallesty1:
If you want Nigerians to get involved then try chop the part that is meant for the eldest person or do mistake carry the liver give woman.
In my setting, you go chop summon tire from family elders to kindred elders to the village elders/elders of the land/counsel elders then maybe finally to the eyes of the gods/ancestors of the land to the fourth generations past ; grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: 16 Qualifiers For Round Of 16 AFCON 2023 by alshalz(m): 12:25pm On Jan 25
dominique:


They picked the final best loser slot last night when Zambia and Tanzania could not win their final matches. 4 3rd place teams out of the six groups get to qualify to the next round based on their performance on the table. You need to see the way their fans were rejoicing at the stadium when the last 2 group stage matches ended with a loss and a draw to the teams that were biggest threats to them
You are totally right, Zambia gifted them the round 16 fixture .Supposing they draw against Morocco they (Zambia) would have been in while the Elephants would be out having 3point and lesser goal difference (-3)

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Romance / Re: I Slept With A Married Woman by alshalz(m): 10:07am On Jan 24
ObamaMessi:
When you possess a rare personality that people so cherish, it will be easy for you to do the undoing.
This woman takes a course in our department, a mother of three, and I happen to be the brightest in my department and even when all the other departments converge to attend same seminar. I'm the Faculty Representative too. A lot of people contact me for tutorials most especially the young ladies. This 21st century wife also contacted me and I did tutored. During tutorials she was busy looking at my face and any time I ask a question she would wake up from her thought and ask me to repeat myself. She invited me to her house on Christmas and I saw her husband and beautiful kids.
Since that day she would call me, chat me up on WhatsApp and sometimes send me recharge card unrequested.
Last week she called to remind me that our tutorial process will continue as our school will resume this week. Afterwards she said she needs me to put her through on something, I should come. When I arrived I realized her kids went to school and she told me her husband travelled for conference. This woman , after feeding me, ushered me to her bedroom and unto her matrimonial bed and the rest is history. I couldn't reject because I was already beaten by feelings.
Men the worst thing we will do in life is to marry. I swear to Almighty God to take my life a year and a day to the day I will think of getting married.
Don't forget, the measure you give shall be the measure you receiver.And don't forget that you ruined your life by yourself (sleeping with someone's wife in his house/on matrimonial bed!)
Business / Re: Woman Filmed Hawking Intimacy Gadget Publicly In Lagos Street by alshalz(m): 2:09pm On Jan 15
EreluRoz:
😆 She should have sold the sizes of Nigerian men (small pricks 😂)
I know knew the size of Nigerian men but she is not unaware that Nigerian girls do enlargement in every part of their body

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Phones / Re: Remember This Recharge Card by alshalz(m): 9:11am On Jan 13
MTN r/cards were initially in the denomination of #1500 & #750,GLO and Econet+Airtel) were #1000 &#500,haa!! I don tey small oooo

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Politics / Re: Supreme Court Verdict: Like Wike, Like Abba Yusuff by alshalz(m): 1:41am On Jan 13
Depriest2020:
Am happy for Nasir Gawuna. But it's like he had issues with Kwankwaso, hadn't seen Kwankwaso for a while now, and he doesn't go to support Gawuna in the court.
Are you seriously serious? You just jumped your sleep
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Said Igbos Are Indigenous Majority Of Rivers State VIDEO by alshalz(m): 2:05am On Jan 11
Nigercity:

Lies ebonyi was created out from IMO and Abia, ebonyi IMO and Abia look alike alot, while Anambra, detla Igbo and Enugu look alike
Ebonyi created out from IMO Abia? Go and study more
Sports / Re: Ghana VS Nigeria: Rate The Afcon Arrival Outfits by alshalz(m): 9:15pm On Jan 10
SSS3 Students and wedding party guests ,nothing more!!!

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Politics / Re: Abducting Northern Children, Changing Their Religion, Language Must Stop - Emir by alshalz(m): 11:04pm On Jan 07
I equally condemned it.But I must ask! Emir what did you do/ said when southern MINORS were kidnapped, taken to the North, changed their names, tribes,religion (s) and worst,forced into marriage.Did you also condemned the killing of about 185 plateau Christians few weeks ago,how about the activities of Fulani herders all over the South/MBelt .Why the sudden selective condemnation? Is it because it's against your tribe/religion.Emir we need your voice in all these crimes.
Education / Re: LIZARDS: Strange Facts Of An Ubiquitous Reptile. #9, 15 & 18 Are Intriguing by alshalz(m): 11:01pm On Jan 03
This your number 13(they can dream) Op abeg no vexooo ,how do you know about that?

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Politics / Re: BOMBSHELL! MAN Narrates Havocs Betty Did To Akeredolu, How She Allegedly Looted by alshalz(m): 8:30am On Dec 28, 2023
flokii:
Akeredolu was just like every other naive Yoruba men out there who pick Igbo wives thinking it's love at first sight.. It's when they get into marriage proper that their papa eyes dey clear.

I want the new governor to probe the Finances of Ondo State right from the time the late governor tenure started because this is not the second or third time Ondo indigenes have come out to accuse Madam Betty of pocketing the State resources and packing Ondo government properties to Imo State where she hails from, including School buses.. It is totally unacceptable for her to pack Ondo State wealth to go build Mecca in Imo State
when you see someone who tightly embraced ANGER,HATRED, JEALOUS,ENVY and BITTERNESS (all these in one person), run as fast and farther as you can because your goodness could be interpreted in such way that you would even questioned yourself if are not too sure of yourself.Fear them!!!

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Politics / Re: List Of Rivers State Commissioners That Have Resigned by alshalz(m): 11:13am On Dec 15, 2023
So only Wike has about 16 commissioners in Fubar,'s government
Politics / Re: List Of Rivers State Commissioners That Have Resigned by alshalz(m): 11:10am On Dec 15, 2023
[quote author=Curse777 post=127491042]

I said IPOB not Ibo

Only an idiot thinks Ipob means Ibo[/quote w] oh!! Thank you very much for this your insightful revelation, I thought all IGBOS are IPOB
Health / Re: Omidoyin, Oyo Community Cries Out Over Poor State Of Water by alshalz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 12, 2023
Justicecreft:
Trade forex and earn in dollars
with clean water as a bonus
Politics / Re: Hausa Man Compares Security In Igbo Land And The North by alshalz(m): 11:59am On Dec 06, 2023
North I don't know but here in the West (Lagos precisely), Once your vehicle breaks down you will see them (Street boys/area boys)coming out to extort money from the driver and any delay or argument from the driver results to flow of blood. Just pray that your vehicle doesn't break down on Lagos roads because if it does, you will Seattle area boys,Lasma,police before you talk of repairing or removing the vehicle on the road,that's how bad it is over here

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Education / Re: OAU Student, Enitan Lands In Hospital After 58-hour Wash-a-thon by alshalz(m): 2:48am On Nov 28, 2023
WhisperedNoise:
Of what benefit is a wash-a-thon? What exactly will it benefit the lady? They don't even pay the record holder's. Someone please explain.
endorsements are loading, Viva is there already many other brands will follow soon

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Travel / Re: Pictures Of Ibadan Nobody Will Show You by alshalz(m): 10:17pm On Nov 22, 2023
YorubaDemonswag:
God bless South West, south south, North West,North East and North central
what happens to s/east
Celebrities / Re: I’m In Charge Of My Father’s Account, Mr Ibu’s Son Debunks Actor’s Wife’s Claims by alshalz(m): 10:17pm On Nov 13, 2023
oluwaseyi0:
hmmm

even polygamous house no scatter reach like this
please give me another meaning of polygamy, mother and stepmother were mentioned here

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Family / Re: HELP My Husband Has Become A Domestic Slave by alshalz(m): 3:22pm On Nov 11, 2023
Kobojunkie:
How in the world is tha man a poor man? undecided
English language na your mate?

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