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Crime › Re: Fake Palm Oil Factory Busted Over Dangerous Chemical Mixture (Photos/Video) by alshalz(m): 6:12pm On Oct 22

This is terrible.Corruption, fraud, crime have eaten deep into every fibre of this country

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Education › Re: NUC Approves 33 New Universities by alshalz(m): 4:07pm On Aug 15

lordm:
Everywhere you go university, yet sapele does not have one

You right on this, may be they will establish HYDRO (Sapele Water) UNIVERSITY Sapele in the nearest future 🤣🤣🤣🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

Politics › Re: What Is Delaying Reno Omokri's Ambassadorial Posting To Mexico? by alshalz(m): 4:08pm On Aug 08

It is because FIFA and Mexican government are yet to balance the account of the World cup, the Mexican government are very busy right now balancing the account, once they take care of that they have enough time for our beloved RENO

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Woman Among The Four Arrested For ‘foreign Parcel’ Fraud In India by alshalz(m): 10:19am On Aug 08

These guys, they still exported this format abroad. They almost got me with this format some years ago, At the eleventh hour, I activated my ever unfailing '' Let me see it first stance'' that saved me

Politics › Re: No President Has Tinubu’s Fairness To Ethnic Nationalities - Balami by alshalz(m): 1:24am On Aug 08

These people too like EX (leftover/chop-remain). All Obi's and Atiku's EXs (leftovers/chop-remains) are now i in their camp

Politics › Re: Peter Obi, Gov Seyi Makinde Attend Methodist Church Of Nigeria Conference by alshalz(m): 1:57am On Aug 06

Two presidential candidates attended the conference, data boys/lapdogs focused on One. Obi is giving them sleepless night wotowoto. Sir you are too much

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Politics › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Knocks Tinubu Over Worsening Insecurity by alshalz(m): 1:07pm On Aug 03

Top pastors including the Bishops are coming out to condemn the 'I don't care' attitude of the government towards the insecurity in the country, it is a good one from them.I hope, that Lagos-Ibadan Expressway pastor will also speak out too

Culture › Re: Which Of These Games Did You Play While Growing Up? by alshalz(m): 11:54am On Aug 03

@ the 5th picture, the joy on that girl 's face is pure and undiluted. Good old days, when politicians still dey learn work, now they have mastered the arts Come dey teach devil some ethics on how to deal with humanity

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Politics › Re: Ex- LG Chairman Returns To Tailoring After Losing Seat by alshalz(m): 1:01pm On Jul 29

Eba50:
at least obi can officially export beer, which he does and make millions of dollars weekly and be part of stock exchange market, which hero beer is. dont forget state government collects taxes. .billionaires worldwide invest in it cos of huge sales daily, but tinubu will go back to his first love cocaine and heroin after his loss next year

And this time America will not accept any forfeiture, straight to the prison

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Iranian Commander Ali Threatens To Kill One US Soldier For Every Iranian Killed by alshalz(m): 8:54pm On Jul 25

God1000:
https://www.kurdistan24.net/en/story/927980

This one cup don full com dey throwa. We go soon hear that wonderful word 'PRECISION

Sports › Re: Super Falcons Unveil 10-Star Jersey Ahead Of WAFCON 2026 by alshalz(m): 10:09am On Jul 25

They didn't only win the trophy more than any other country, they won the trophy more than all other African countries put together, Super Falcons una sabi the game very well

Politics › Re: South Korea's President Receives Daduut As Nigeria's Ambassador by alshalz(m): 5:21pm On Jul 23

Congratulations ma'am, please represent Nigeria well over there. Somebody should tell Reno that the World cup is over

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Politics › Re: They Recycled An Old Letter From Trump - Lauretta Onochie by alshalz(m): 1:12pm On Jul 23

Madam thank you so much for this, although some of us knew before you spoke.We knew that they can do anything to appear clean before right thinking and sensible Nigerians. Please ma be ready because his low lifes data boys are going to label a lot of things including IPOB or OBIDIENT or even the two at once and many other despicable names not minding that you were once cavorting with them before now.

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Christianity Etc › Re: "Don't Sleep With A Widow, Her Late Husband's Spirit Will Come After Your Income by alshalz(m): 7:45am On Jul 23

Dzzzz:
Na now wey I wan Dey wayward you Dey talk all this one eh??..Pastor you go first wait make I check something down in the kumkum..

Na this pastor go buy the koboko wey the dead husband of that woman wey you dey eye go use give you the spiritual factory resetting you and your brain need

Politics › Re: Trump Writes Tinubu, Commends Fight Against Terrorism, Christian Genocide by alshalz(m): 7:48pm On Jul 22

FSBoperator:
Obidients will say this is forged and that Agbado people will do anything .

This isn't the Chukwuma Trump they know.

Obi will be heading to the Israeli Knesst to report this blatant forgery of Netanyahu's stooge by Agbado people and their Lagos Ibadan press.
You won't blame them if they say so because everything BAT has been on forged mode, from age, certificates, state of origin, schools attended, classmates including forged bishops. So forging this win not be a new thing

Politics › Re: Huge Congrats To Joe Igbokwe On His New Appointment by alshalz(m): 3:58pm On Jul 21

But he is the senior special adviser to the president on Ladipo market Affairs. Which of the two posts is bigger/better

Politics › Re: Tinubu Appoints Fayose REA Chairman, Names 25 Others Into Boards, Commissions by alshalz(m): 10:57pm On Jul 20

Reno!!!, All your teammates have gotten their medals except you despite being the team captain. The World cup is over oooo

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Crime › Re: Police Arrest Four Cops For Extorting ICPC Chairman In Abuja by alshalz(m): 3:31pm On Jul 20

And after the lengthy write up, no mention of names knowing very well that they are criminals in your (police) uniform. If it is otherwise now you will be singing their names like the new national Anthem. It is well

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Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Reveals Why He No Longer Calls Himself An Igbo Man by alshalz(m): 10:27am On Jul 20

Very emotional fellow, so if Wike or any other politician from Ikwerre calls him non Ikwerre man, he stops being Ikwerre man

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Politics › Re: Newsbreak: Akara-kulikuli Movement Emerges, Promises Mass Votes For Tinubu by alshalz(m): 9:37pm On Jul 19

Thedon22:
Little drops of water makes a mighty ocean. How can I join the association, please? Only scammers would promise to make a broke man a billionaire overnight. They want us to believe that they can turn Nigeria to China once elected. Something their Messiah couldn't turn Anambra to Lagos in 8years but he is creating the impression that he can turn Nigeria to China. No wonder Soyinka called him gbajue(scammer).

very simple, find a spot and start frying and selling akara

Politics › Re: Reno Omokri's Birthday Message to Peter Obi at 65 by alshalz(m): 9:17pm On Jul 19

Bola Ige, Funsho Williams and many others sending their greetings

Science/Technology › Re: New Monkey Species With Orange Lips Discovered In DR Congo Rainforest by alshalz(m): 10:34pm On Jul 16

Na make-up bi that naa, she can also use lipstick just like most of our female gender

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Politics › Re: Mary Habila Spoke With Her Boyfriend, Complained Of Nose Bleeding - Dave Umahi by alshalz(m): 10:23pm On Jul 16

Did she also tell the boyfriend that she was naked in the house of the minister?

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Politics › Re: PFIPC Scandal Widens As Atiku Queries ₦6.44bn World Cup Budget by alshalz(m): 3:43pm On Jul 15

Few years ago we were shouting because one grasscutter cut grass with #400m not knowing that he was a learner, today we are witnessing the real and highest level of corruption in this country and they seem to have already- made lies /cover up for all the scandals

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Family › Re: Why Government Should Ban DNA Testing Of Minors by alshalz(m): 9:32pm On Jul 14

Please don't use this mentality follow nowadays women, the heartbreak go bi XXL.The children by themselves look for their real father when they grow up, especially when real father is richer than you are

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Romance › Re: My Observations About Ladies Who Have Passed Their Prime . by alshalz(m): 9:00pm On Jul 03

Goo0dHardDick:
She told you she has 4 body counts and you believed? Lol

A woman of 31 has approximately 65 body counts, excluding other men who she knacked for fun and konji. Adding those ones will make it 87

87 body count! you are too wicked 😃😃Heaven will be too far for you

Crime › Re: BLOOD MONEY: How Lagos Cosmetics Merchant Led Ruthless Kidnap Syndicate Across N by alshalz(m): 3:36pm On Jun 30

Half baked story. They are doing everything possible to bring the Igbos to the negative narrative they known for. Just Chukwudi, no sure name, no address both business and residential no names or addresses for the imaginary accomplices. Make una try harder next time

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Travel › Re: I Returned To Nigeria After 5 Years In The UK - Everyone Thought I Was Not Ok by alshalz(m): 10:38am On Jun 10

Broda you Sabi make up stories. Same you, Ifeoluw, the bearer of the story'I paid my bride price' blaa blaaaa. Continue oooo😫😫😫😫

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Politics › Re: Southern Heavyweights Shun Atiku’s VP Slot As Running Mate Crisis Rocks ADC by alshalz(m): 11:38pm On May 30

That's a good suggestion, or
let him give the slot to that Living in Bondage guy

They should give it to Dele Momodu, he has been shouting on SM, it's now time to test his popularity[/quote]

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Crime › Re: Kidnappings In Ogun: Bag Used To Deliver Ransom Found In Seriki Fulani’s Kitchen by alshalz(m): 1:39pm On May 30

Kidnapping carries life in prison sentence, how come he was given just five years in the first place? Who was the judge that presided over the case then

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