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Romance › Re: I Just Checked The Price Of This Item Just Now (pix) by alshalz(m): 1:15pm On Jun 30, 2023

Samueltemi337:
Well too bad you are never gonna buy those cause you are barren bitch

Haaa! Bruda this uppercut is too deadly I hope you are not thinking of heaven

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Romance › Re: How Abroad-based Nigerian Man Got Back At His Ex-girlfriend Who Dumped Him by alshalz(m): 4:02pm On Jun 28, 2023

nawa4naija:
The guy is the real

G O A T

But he is still a SIMP sha because why would you train a woman in school without at least confirming her as your Mrs and mother of your children

A repented and redeemed SIMP.He's forgiven

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Culture › Re: Africa Is Not Primitive, We Just Prefer Our Ways - Charity Ekezie (Video) by alshalz(m): 10:25am On Jun 28, 2023

YouandiAllofus:
In a transformative world where technology is solving societal challenges, societies are driven by top notch technology and finding solutions to all human problems in this modern era. It sounds archaic to suggest that one should prefer old ways to new innovative ways

You have forgotten,pains,destructions ,deaths etc caused by these technologies. So it's not in all round advantages

Food › Re: Chef Tope Maggie Set To Gun For Guinness World Record By Cooking For 140hours by alshalz(m): 7:17pm On Jun 11, 2023

Now I begin to wonder if it is only cooking record Guinness has,no records in other endeavors to be broken.

Romance › Re: Is It True That Women's Brains Only Start Developing At The Age Of 25? by alshalz(m): 11:48pm On May 12, 2023

I trust the Alpha squad,the are on their way to do the needful

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Phones › Re: Since 7.30 PM Yesterday Till This Morning, My Phone Has Not on. (Iphone) by alshalz(m): 1:27pm On Apr 04, 2023

Don't worry the phone is in coma,make sacrifices to the gods of the land for it's revival

Politics › Re: “The Wooden Bridge Cost 800K” – Desmond Elliot by alshalz(m): 8:48am On Mar 11, 2023

Someone should help us with the pictures of that world class bridge, let check it out

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Politics › Re: Orji Uzor Kalu's Phone Stolen While Collecting Certificate Of Return by alshalz(m): 4:41pm On Mar 09, 2023

When there is not left to steal from Nigeria/Nigerians,they are now steal from themselves

Education › Re: How I Found Out My Student Was My Nursery School Teacher –lecturer by alshalz(m): 8:31am On Feb 11, 2023

Looking forward to the day I will meet Aunty Felicia (my primary 6teacher) She was everything to me; mother, sister, Aunty, teacher....

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Hasn't Fvcked Me For 2 Days Now? by alshalz(m): 3:24pm On Jan 30, 2023

I hope you used that opportunity to collect your pvc

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Funny Nigeria Father Christmas (Santa Claus) , No 1 Will Shock You (video) by alshalz(m): 11:40am On Dec 25, 2022

Heeeeeey!!! Why some people wicked like this,upon sey Na today Na bi Christmas you still get mind wan kill people with laugh. Repent heaven is real

Politics › Re: Why I Visited Wike - Peter Obi by alshalz(m): 12:03pm On Jun 23, 2022

ShaqFu:
Lol. Issues of national interest my ass. He should have just said he went to politik, plain and simple.

Anything to rescue Nigeria/Nigerians from the hands the old thieves is a national issue and every sane Nigerian should support such move Obidiently

Politics › Re: Umahi Visits Wike In Port Harcourt by alshalz(m): 11:05am On Jun 19, 2022

PaChukwudi44:
Lol Even in that Akwa ibom that you claimed Akpabio was popular did he even win a single councillor seat for the APC?

Wike has offended the Igbos, Ogonis and most recently Ijaws so how exactly is he popular?

He has even gone to insult the Edo state Governor and you claim he is popular in Edo? How exactly?

Where exactly is his major support base?

His deep pockets

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Politics › Re: Umahi Visits Wike In Port Harcourt by alshalz(m): 10:59am On Jun 19, 2022

How these guys shine their teeth all the time should be a case study

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Politics › Re: Your State And Who You Are Supporting For The 2023 Election by alshalz(m): 10:59am On Jun 18, 2022

Currently inLagos,Obediently @Peterside off @ku and b@t ways... Over!!!

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Politics › Re: Yobe North: Machina Vows To Seek Legal Redress After Lawan Was Named As Candidat by alshalz(m): 11:40pm On Jun 17, 2022

Lawan collecting double breakfast ,e Don ova red foram

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Politics › Re: What Northerners Are Saying About Tinubu And Peter Obi (photos) by alshalz(m): 9:37am On Jun 14, 2022

Iamgrey5:
Yes this very few carefully captured screenshots prove once and for all that Peter Obi will win next election

Obidient as Bleep

@ #peterside

Politics › Re: Peter Obi At MKO Abiola's Residence In Ikeja For The June 12 Event by alshalz(m): 9:08am On Jun 14, 2022

Moferere:
Hypocrisy of the highest order.
All because of 2023 elections

bitterness kills!beware !!! For your good and for the good of all people ,be at #peterside

Politics › Re: Peter Obi At MKO Abiola's Residence In Ikeja For The June 12 Event by alshalz(m): 9:02am On Jun 14, 2022

tamdun:

So obi can visit Amala and ewedu people?

Yes Obi the aja_okuta ma...omi can visit ofe nmanu ,ewedu and Amala peopl,above all remember to obidently obinate for the sake of your generation ,born and inborn and lastly don't forget to say no to old thieves for your good and for good of all your people. #peterside

Politics › Re: Umahi: Ebonyi People Will Vote Tinubu, Not Peter Obi, Labour Party by alshalz(m): 10:29pm On Jun 13, 2022

Maxymilliano:
This was the same governor accusing some people of betrayals for not coming out openly to make a case for Presidential candidacy of Eastern extraction yet could not throw his supports for the most popular candidate from his region ...

Ibo people ehh

Broda calm down small,we Igbo, we know who we want .He is singing praise and worship songs to Tinub because he wants his own share of our commoneealth looted by tinub

Education › Re: What Was Your Nickname In School And Why Was It Given To You? by alshalz(m): 10:30pm On Jun 08, 2022

1414,from js1 tell date,our games perfect was selecting players for the junior team,he asked me the position I can play well ,I said 14(thinking that the numbers on jersey is the position one plays in and then Daniel Amokachi where's number 14 for the super Eagles) The name 1414 sticked till date.

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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Blasts Reno Omokri For Comparing Her And Nkechi Blessing To Tinubu by alshalz(m): 10:28am On Jun 04, 2022

iCauseTrouble:
If Peter Obi will have only one vote in the 2023 presidential elections, it is my PVC that will give it to him

mine will be by the side in case you're is invalid

Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Husband Surprised Her With A Mosque In His And Regina's Name by alshalz(m): 1:19pm On May 21, 2022

Mosque or playing-ground because I see " on your marks get set" posture in some of the pictures

Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of Single Women Praying For Husbands by alshalz(m): 9:06pm On May 16, 2022

silvoclaira:
I can sight siofra, sappire, madamvaness among the gathering

May their prayer be answered

may their prayer be answered through you ,AMEN!!!

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Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Be History, If Igbo Youths Picks Arms-lamido Sanusi Tells FG by alshalz(m): 3:17am On May 16, 2022

UncleKoboko:
Mumu
Let them pick nau and let's see who will suffer the most casualties.

Na dem full everywhere because their home is
DISUNITED
UNORGANIZED
UNDEVELOPED
UNCOMFORTABLE TO LIVE
POOR ETC.
There we go again(same old lines lines). Envy and jealous can also kill
They are the real nomadic tribe yet na dem dey buga the most in their hypocrisies.

They go about wanting to set senseless standards on how people should treat, tolerate and accept without respecting their host communities.

Chest beaters and fake developers

Politics › Re: El-rufai Withdraws Kaduna Delegates Pledge To Tinubu, Says Amaechi Stronger Aspi by alshalz(m): 3:10am On May 16, 2022

We can't take this,after scaming 6oom from bat,this what call "chop and clean mouth". What a time to be a politician in Nigeria

Sports › Re: NFF Confirms Jose Peseiro As Super Eagles Head Coach, Finidi As Assistant by alshalz(m): 2:44am On May 16, 2022

What a shame,SE will be turned to a training kits for world cup bounds. Since 2015,the only thing (football) that gives joy and unity has been on coma,thanks to the Aso rock number one office holder.

TV/Movies › Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by alshalz(m): 3:44pm On May 13, 2022

Who is that Mann that will stand between women and their gossips. We are in the era where anything that's not you wants death

Education › Re: Chidi Chike Achebe Bags Award In Medicine And Science At US College (Photo) by alshalz(m): 10:08pm On May 08, 2022

chigoziri2403:
If he was in Nigeria,he would have opened a chemist shop out of frustration

Things fall apart and sons medicine store

Congrats to him

Or Things Fall Apart and No Longer At Ease Medicine Stores

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ade Abraham: Why I Charge My Church Members N310K To Fly Them To Heaven by alshalz(m): 1:57pm On May 05, 2022

derecho:
Please what's the connection between Kaduna and Ekiti State

simple ;Ade from Ekiti ,resides in Kaduna.Importing potential skull donors (gotten 40 already) to Kaduna,the skull harvesting site.I hope you are cleared now!

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ade Abraham: Why I Charge My Church Members N310K To Fly Them To Heaven by alshalz(m): 1:48pm On May 05, 2022

What I see here is nothing but grand preparation for massive and total skull exploitation ; a.k.a skull mining by Ade the skullarian against his sheeples aka skullanders

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