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Politics › Re: Nigeria Will Be History, If Igbo Youths Picks Arms-lamido Sanusi Tells FG by alshalz(m): 3:17am On May 16, 2022

UncleKoboko:
Mumu
Let them pick nau and let's see who will suffer the most casualties.

Na dem full everywhere because their home is
DISUNITED
UNORGANIZED
UNDEVELOPED
UNCOMFORTABLE TO LIVE
POOR ETC.
There we go again(same old lines lines). Envy and jealous can also kill
They are the real nomadic tribe yet na dem dey buga the most in their hypocrisies.

They go about wanting to set senseless standards on how people should treat, tolerate and accept without respecting their host communities.

Chest beaters and fake developers

Politics › Re: El-rufai Withdraws Kaduna Delegates Pledge To Tinubu, Says Amaechi Stronger Aspi by alshalz(m): 3:10am On May 16, 2022

We can't take this,after scaming 6oom from bat,this what call "chop and clean mouth". What a time to be a politician in Nigeria

Sports › Re: NFF Confirms Jose Peseiro As Super Eagles Head Coach, Finidi As Assistant by alshalz(m): 2:44am On May 16, 2022

What a shame,SE will be turned to a training kits for world cup bounds. Since 2015,the only thing (football) that gives joy and unity has been on coma,thanks to the Aso rock number one office holder.

TV/Movies › Re: Drop A Famous Line From A Popular Movie & Someone Will Guess The Movie Name! by alshalz(m): 3:44pm On May 13, 2022

Who is that Mann that will stand between women and their gossips. We are in the era where anything that's not you wants death

Education › Re: Chidi Chike Achebe Bags Award In Medicine And Science At US College (Photo) by alshalz(m): 10:08pm On May 08, 2022

chigoziri2403:
If he was in Nigeria,he would have opened a chemist shop out of frustration

Things fall apart and sons medicine store

Congrats to him

Or Things Fall Apart and No Longer At Ease Medicine Stores

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ade Abraham: Why I Charge My Church Members N310K To Fly Them To Heaven by alshalz(m): 1:57pm On May 05, 2022

derecho:
Please what's the connection between Kaduna and Ekiti State

simple ;Ade from Ekiti ,resides in Kaduna.Importing potential skull donors (gotten 40 already) to Kaduna,the skull harvesting site.I hope you are cleared now!

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Ade Abraham: Why I Charge My Church Members N310K To Fly Them To Heaven by alshalz(m): 1:48pm On May 05, 2022

What I see here is nothing but grand preparation for massive and total skull exploitation ; a.k.a skull mining by Ade the skullarian against his sheeples aka skullanders

Phones › Re: Please Who Is On 2go by alshalz(m): 7:26am On May 03, 2022

Coming to join you bro,

Science/Technology › Re: What’s The Name Of This Bird I Found Dead At My Doorstep? by alshalz(m): 1:00am On Apr 22, 2022

A representative of the village people

Celebrities › Re: Heavily Pregnant Rihanna & Her Boyfriend, ASAP Rocky Spotted In Barbados by alshalz(m): 9:20am On Apr 21, 2022

Waiting for Nigerian version(Seyi and co)

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Politics › Re: Throwback Photos Of Osinbajo Fueling His Car In Lagos by alshalz(m): 9:56am On Apr 14, 2022

Abeg meki somebody show us pictures where he dey eat ewedu or where he dey poo

Romance › Re: My Oga's Daughter And I Inside The Office by alshalz(m): 2:36pm On Apr 06, 2022

matrix199:
The solution is simple if you really want to keep your job.

Go buy plenty garlics and chew them regularly. I guarantee you, she'll look the other way after perceiving your breath. Thank me later ok?!

Very well spoken ,Legend

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Factory Work Na Hell On Earth. I Just Know Today by alshalz(m): 10:57pm On Apr 04, 2022

Borntosmoke:
Sleeping for 1 to 2 hours per day for 3 months. Can you do it?? My own body no strong reach that one. If it's even 5am in the morning till 10pm in the night I still fit do aam.

I hope 12 hours is not a day to you because most of the factories I know operate on 2 shifts basis,12 hours each(day or night) of which 1 hour is for break.where I worked was enjoyment ;30 minutes breakfast break then 1 hour normal break (from 12 noon).Night duty was enjoyment promax,12 to 12:30am ,work don close be dat

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Politics › Re: Bode George Video:Tinubu Psychiatric Disorder Affluenza Make Him Steal Manically by alshalz(m): 7:49am On Apr 04, 2022

This one tire me ooo,how can somebody steal burial grounds ,a place for the death

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Family › Re: . by alshalz(m): 7:04pm On Mar 29, 2022

lalasticlala:
My wife and I welcomed our second child this morning, a baby boy. We thank God for safe delivery.

Congrats brush! Plenty sneak pepper soup for u and the nursing mum

Politics › Re: Tribute To The Yoruba By Reno Omokri(photos) by alshalz(m): 1:22pm On Mar 24, 2022

Political appointment!!!,smartly taken side,don't worry time shall tell,Reno

Education › Re: Chinasa Nweze Emerges West Africa Best Overall In WASSCE by alshalz(m): 9:55pm On Mar 15, 2022

Nweze and Edeani,Igbo amaka

Romance › Re: Check Out This Beautiful Female Brazilian Bricklayer(photos) by alshalz(m): 3:51pm On Mar 10, 2022

And she didn't use the cement as cream like our brothers over here, You will know that they are bricklayers 2 kilometres before getting to their point due to few days unwashed cement on their bodies

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Politics › Re: Meet Hon Barr Idu Igariwey:ebonyi State Governor In Waiting. by alshalz(m): 12:24am On Mar 10, 2022

Dreamers, everywhere,Umahi from Ebonyi south,Igari....from Ebonyi south.Dream more

Politics › Re: APC Caretaker Committee: End Of The Road For Buni? by alshalz(m): 10:44am On Mar 09, 2022

"“They just allow all manners of shady characters into the party without any questions asked" FFK how are you?

Crime › Re: Yoruba, Hausa Youths Engage In Violent Clash In Lafenwa Market, Abeokuta by alshalz(m): 9:21am On Mar 09, 2022

Sunisonflex39:
..while Igbo youths and traders sit on the fence and watch..

I am loving this...

how can they sit on the fence when their sweat are been razed by the late lots who are looking for opportunit to steal,loot what are not theirs ,God help the IGBO nation

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Crime › Re: Yoruba, Hausa Youths Engage In Violent Clash In Lafenwa Market, Abeokuta by alshalz(m): 9:14am On Mar 09, 2022

GardenOfGod:
Husband and wife fighting?
Brother and sister quarreling?

Tinubu will settle their matter

but the sweat of of their unwanted neighbours were destroyed who will compensat them

Forum Games › Re: Who Can Interpret This Picture? by alshalz(m): 2:25pm On Feb 24, 2022

Books are mightier than guns

Romance › Re: Hisbah Commission Weds Two Repentant Sex Workers In Bauchi (photos) by alshalz(m): 9:29pm On Feb 21, 2022

So Hausa too are into ashawo

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Health › Re: 18-year-old Boy Commits Suicide After His Father Refused To Marry For Him by alshalz(m): 12:03pm On Feb 18, 2022

Themainboy22:
Now he has killed himself, wetin he gain.

imaginary 72 await him across

Politics › Re: Nigerians, Do You Still Remember These Pictures? by alshalz(m): 9:32pm On Feb 15, 2022

nairavsdollars:
The moment the international criminal arrested the local kidnapper and we hailed him as a super cop? Some Nigerians even prayed that he will be the JGP someday.

When the law enforcement officer we thought was the best turned out to be the worst.

Was Evans, the evil kidnapper arrested by Abba Kyari led IRT because he didn't do the needful or too stingy .Having Abba and Evans in one cell will be wonderful.

May God forgive our gullibility.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Rocks Igbo Attire In Throwback Photo by alshalz(m): 5:09pm On Feb 12, 2022

The era of ancestors is gone, we are wiser now.

Crime › Re: Police Arrests Couple With Human Parts In Ogun State (Photo) by alshalz(m): 5:03pm On Feb 12, 2022

And yet he lives in a mud house

Politics › Re: 2023: South East Stakeholders Drive Support For Yahaya Bello's Presidency by alshalz(m): 9:03pm On Feb 05, 2022

[quote author=Xscape1993 post=109973394]Yahaya Bello for what please? I don't just understand some Nigerians.[/oquote] Yahaya Bello for cash_out please

Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu, Alabi Should Tame Rowdy Agberos - Punch Editorial by alshalz(m): 3:31pm On Feb 04, 2022

[quote author=treesun post=109946915]How much commission if I act as agbero![/quotoe]. Haa! Bridal your own is a story for another day, they want pursue you comot for Moto parks ,u wan enter lands and properties;that's what we call proactive when one door closes another opens but u look outside "agboeroizem"

Events › Re: Man Prepares Own Grave And Buys Refreshments In Preparation For His Burial by alshalz(m): 9:12pm On Jan 31, 2022

Is he telling us that all his children from 9 wives are all irresponsible that non / all of them can not afford a befitting burial,is he telling us that he is failed parent who can't count-on any of his children from his "9 WIVES"

Phones › Re: Which Good Camera Phone Can I Get For 100k. by alshalz(m): 12:00pm On Jan 29, 2022

Seyi8750:

Bros with this ,you no go even near the walls of heaven.haa nobi wickedness be des ,afo tara gi mmiri make ojo ��

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