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Politics › Re: Nigerians Invade Tinubu's 2014 Post About Chibok Girls by alshalz(m): 10:34pm On May 28
Wotowoto left, right, front and back. no joy these days, Nigerian youths no dey putam fo cooler any more
Politics › Re: Between A Beer Factor And An Airport, Choose One For Bayelsa by alshalz(m): 11:42am On May 27
Ebonyi state Airport is yet receive a single aircraft, beer factory could have been better
Crime › Re: 5 Nigerian Arsenal Fans Caught With Stolen GOAT To Celebrate EPL Win by alshalz(m): 8:21pm On May 26
grin grin grin
Jakumo:
In my capacity as the lawyer of the "goat" that is shown being paraded with the suspected goat thieves, I must raise an initial objection to the misidentification of my esteemed client as a "goat" when clearly he is a RAM with all rigthts and privileges therein.

Furthermore, my client, Double Chief Alhaji Agbolabi is NOT a suspect in this case of goat theft, and therefore should not have been paraded beside the usual suspects in the above picture.

Accordingly, I intend to file a robust lawsuit with the Abuja Supreme Court seeking substantive monetary compensation for this egregious act of defamation committed by the Nigerian police, due to the serious damage caused to the reputation of my client Double Chief Agbolabi, and as legal redress for the mental anguish he has experienced during the course of this unfortunate dereliction of duty by our law enforcement officers who should have known better than to stage this kind of embarasing spectacle.
Politics › Re: INEC Timetable Is In Line With The Electoral Act - Court by alshalz(m): 5:46pm On May 26
Federal Courts given conflicting judgment, it is well
Romance › Re: This Is Why You Must Never Marry Or Date A Single Mother by alshalz(m): 11:00pm On May 25
You mean she gave the phone you bought with your hard earned money to her baddie baby dad, you forgave her bought another one for her. nhmmmmm!!! Your own simpsis is acute /chronic type.
Phones › Re: Please Who Knows What’s Wrong With My Nokia Android?(pics) by alshalz(m): 10:09pm On May 24
You mean no one repairs phones around?
Politics › Re: Long Queue For President Tinubu At APC Presidential Primary In Delta Causes Stir by alshalz(m): 6:36pm On May 23
Op don't worry by tomorrow we will know what was promised and what was given. Too much hunger in the land, (#100000 is more than enough to do the magic) don't over reason the long queue na Naija we gather dey so
Politics › Re: Court Nullifies INEC Membership Timeline by alshalz(m): 7:09pm On May 21
How about those that bought party forms but never participated in their primary due to disqualification
Politics › Re: List Of States With NDC Governorship Candidates As Of May 20 2026 by alshalz(m): 4:53pm On May 20
Kano? NO Aspirants from from Eastern states?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: She's Looking To Employ A Driver With A Salary Of N200k Monthly, But See The T&C by alshalz(m): 2:41pm On May 13
Give use all the details here or you wait till year 2076 for the clicking
Education › Re: Popular Short Codes We Used In Secondary School To Remember Things by alshalz(m): 11:54am On May 07
Mary-Mercury
Vero-Venue
Eat-Earth
Mangoes-Mars
John-Jupiter
Sat-Saturn
Under-Uranus
Nine_Neptune
Planet - Pluto.

Mary, Vero eat mangoes John sat under nine planets
It was fun, it helped to know them according to their positions
Politics › Re: "I Sold My House For APC In 2023" – Man Storms APC Secretariat Seeking Reward by alshalz(m): 9:51am On May 01
Thank your God that you are not my father
Politics › Re: 2027: Governor Nwifuru, Umahi ‘clash’ Over Consensus Candidates, Direct Primary by alshalz(m): 9:42am On May 01
OgwuEgo:
Do giveaway make we support you.
don't worry, 12kg bag of rice for you and your entire family
Science/Technology › Re: Laurent Simons:15-Year-Old With PhD In Quantum Physics Wants To Stop Human Aging by alshalz(m): 7:42pm On Apr 28
Just 15,over here to enter university at age below 18yrs is still a very big debate
Crime › Re: Man Records Police Extortion In Ajah For Carrying Used Battery Without Receipt by alshalz(m): 9:46pm On Apr 06
Police extortion is becoming unbearable to the public mostly those who are into transportation, just this evening (7:30),I was returning from Ayetoro (Ogun state) to Ayobo (Lagos) @ Mopol junction they stopped us, extort #500 (out of #1000 we bargained) from the blke guy. The bike guy said that's how they do collect money from them every time. At Marshalashi side of Iyana Ipaja the bus driver dropped #200. According to the bike guy and bus driver, they delay or refusal to pay the money will result to severe punishment even arrest sometimes. The police force urgently needs to do something about these eyesore acts
Travel › Re: Enugu: 40km Carriageway Linking Nkanu East And Isi-uzo Reaches 80% Completion by alshalz(m): 1:06pm On Mar 31
athaboi:
Mba yes, I don't think he is doing badly, he has stepped into a party that may pose a challenge in his re-election, except Obi is not in the ballot and ADC did not present a viable candidate! ADC lost an important person in the late Senator Okey Ezea of Enugu North. He is the only strong voice of the opposition in Enugu state but death took him away. Mba should be ensure no one else rises, if not, it will be a difficult time for him
Frank Nweke jn sends his greetings
Politics › Re: Tinubu Clocks 74, Thanks Nigerians For Messages And Prayers by alshalz(m): 12:15pm On Mar 29
On behalf of the democrats, irregardless of your age, happy birthday to you sir
Foreign Affairs › Re: What Is Really Happening In Iran? The Truth They Are Hiding From You by alshalz(m): 8:58am On Mar 22
Not when there are so much than we can handle happening in our own domain. Please do follow the happenings in Iran, help us keep the records/the stats when we are done curing the epidemics we have here in Nigeria we may look into what happened /is happening in Iran. Not now, our hands are over full, thank you!
Politics › Re: Dele Momodu: From Bread-Hawker To Political Prostitute And Glutton - FFK by alshalz(m): 7:00pm On Mar 20
This write-up from ffk senior or ffk junior (his last son). So childish
Politics › Re: Osun: All The Elected Apc Chairmen Resume Office In Their Various Secretariats by alshalz(m): 11:18am On Feb 17, 2025
zero8zero:
Gov Adeleke is preparing to join APC
APC party chairmen not LG chairmen
Politics › Re: Emir Of Rano Bans Church Activities In Homes by alshalz(m): 6:43pm On Feb 11, 2025
EmperorCaesar:
Religious leaders in the North have been bestowed with too much power

Why would anyone ban people from practising stuffs in their own home...not like they are even constituting nuisance to the community


The North has too much to worry about abeg. These Emirs should enact laws checkmating banditry and the menace of killer herdsmen
Now I know that traditional /religious leaders that make laws in their respective states
Crime › Re: Drug Trafficking: Court Jails Lagos Socialite’s Convicted Friend 15 Years by alshalz(m): 8:46am On Mar 22, 2024
IGBO men take the risk to provide for their wife and children (family) but others,the reversed is the case
Family › Re: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by alshalz(m): 9:10am On Mar 10, 2024
muyico:
Our mama nko? Or we shuld fear our wife?
Is your MAMA and WIFE adulterous?
Politics › Re: Reps Move To Raise Fine For Nigerian Flag Violators From ₦‎100 To ₦‎100,000 by alshalz(m): 9:42am On Mar 07, 2024
They added three zeros but had refused to add not Eve one zero to the national minimum wages
Foreign Affairs › Re: You Are Not A Good Person If You Don't Stand For Any Of This (pic) by alshalz(m): 12:44am On Mar 04, 2024
HOW ABOUT NIGERIA MUST BE FREE FROM HARDSHIPS (charity begins at home)
Crime › Re: NDLEA Arrests grandpa, Intercepts Cocaine Consignments In Canvas Shoes by alshalz(m): 3:43pm On Feb 25, 2024
They want to take over the business.Ask ,they will tell you that it's only the people from that side (barring region according to them) that do these things now their grand Papas &Mamas,fathers and mothers,brothers and sisters even those bear destroyers(hypocrites) have full representatives on ground (bottling &packaging the their essential commodity)
Politics › Re: Iju Station When Lagos Was Federal Capital Versus Iju Station Now by alshalz(m): 3:52pm On Feb 24, 2024
Tap0lane:
This is for Igbos claiming Lagos was developed because it was FCT. Lagos as proven it can beta develop itself without any support if the FG na refugee FG de carry enter Lagos.
Op you can now take a deep breath now that you have mentioned IGBO,your daily bread is 100% sure (there's nothing you can't achieve just by mentioning IGBO) . Next person please!!!
Family › Re: From Betty Akeredolu With Love(disgraceful) Pics by alshalz(m): 9:57am On Feb 24, 2024
The end result of Anger,Hatred and Bitterness is SENSELESSNESS.You can never see anyone who has any two of these traits that is reasonable, these deadly traits always cloud his or her senses judgement and reasoning. Op the earlier you cure yourself from all these negative traits the better for you
Romance › Re: Inside Life: She Wears Same Pant, Bra For Weeks, I Pet Her To Wash Her Teeth - by alshalz(m): 8:43am On Feb 21, 2024
noskcid:
Wahala be like TINUBU
Everybody has his own copy
Nairaland General › Re: Man Sticks 68 Match-Sticks In His Nose To Break Guiness World Record by alshalz(m): 6:26am On Feb 18, 2024
That Bollywood actor (Uwaezuoke/Nwude)wee get big nose go break this record with no stress, in fact he go do 68*3
Crime › Re: Ekiti Police Arrest Kidnappers Responsible For Emure School Girls Abduction by alshalz(m): 6:50am On Feb 17, 2024
I must say what is in my mind! The only thing Nigerian police does very well is roping .Those guys do not look like people collecting millions for ransom.

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