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WHIZKIDEFE:
Continuation..
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I met meekest as he was about to enter my lodge. We greeted and entered inside the house.
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'my guy! My guy! Welcome back o. Wen dem say 'he who fights and run away shall live to fight another day', shey u don confirm am now? As you don run com back so whats the way forward now? I asked meekest while pulling my shirt.
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"guy, na because community don settle the matter na im make i come o, hope your 40k for the cow don ready? He asked me.
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'no, na my 100k don ready, see your bend mouth! You give me money holl? I replied his qstn with a qstn.
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" i nor wan answer you now, wetin you cook?," he asked me while entering the kitchen.
' bros, i nor cook anything o, but if you wan eat, collect indomie n egg make you cook chop na, bread dey o' i replied him while i entered the bathroom to freshen up.
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meekest: which kine person you be sef? You nor dey like to cook, you nor get sense o! He blasted me (see person wey i dey pity for o) lol
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me: i nor blame you! Oya fly from dat kitchen fast! You neva hungry, dats why you dey talk all those rubbish so.
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meekest: shut up! As you big reach you no sabi cook, you nor dey shame.
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me: see dis mumu! I nor sabi cook but you dey lick plate anytime you chop my food! Lol
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meekest: your father!
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me: dis one pain am! Lol. I know say you want make i teach you how to cook, but pride nor dey allow you tell me!
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meekest: you nor sabi cook o, who dey decive you?
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me: i nor sabi cook but i better pass you wey dey waste ingredients! I pity your life o!
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meekest: see kolo!
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All those while we were exchanging words, i was having my bath while meekest was preparing indomie noodles he would eat.
When i got out of the bathroom, i met meekest eating.
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'so hunger dey finish your life like dis and you dey open that your mouth dey tell me rubbish since abi? You for no do the indomie na, whether hunger no go murder you.
No do wetin go make me swear for o' i fired at meekest while putting on new set of clothes.
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" i nor get your time now, make i eat finish 1st before i reply you" he replied me.
' sharraap there, e get wetin you wan talk before? With your anyhow face!,' I replied him.
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meekest: the only thing wen i get to tell you now be say, make you go learn how to cook soup.
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me: nor worry, i nor wan cook soup, anyday i wan cook soup, i go call any of my babe com cook am, thank you!
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Let me tell you something about me, its not like i don't know how to cook soup o, but i prefer fast food to soup.
Don't get it twisted, when i say fast food, i mean food i can prepare and eat within few minutes.
When i say fast food, i mean, tea n bread, indomie n bread, oil rice, oil beans, oil rice n beans, G4plus (garri plus sugar and groundnut).
Are you getting it? Lol
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Throughout my stay in school, i didn't cook soup upto 4 times (who get dat time?).
If soup hungry me, its either i go eat am for restaurant, or i buy am go house go eat.
I dey look am say, to prepare soup too dey waste time, dats why i prefer fast food.
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I fit eat indomie n bread or tea and bread, morning and evening for a whole week.
But meekest, hmmm, if that boy nor swallow eba for one day, he go sick o. Lol
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Oya back to the matter like dat Wizkid song.
After i wore my clothes, i waited for meekest to finish with his food, before i cleared the floor, washed the plate n the pot he cooked with.
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'come make i tell you, i just clear d plate from ground cos na your 1st time wen you com dis house be dis o, nor think say you be visitor for here o, i just do am for 1st time sake. Make you nor expect say i go do am for you again next time o' i told meekest while i came out of the kitchen
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meekest: you dey crase! I be your guest, so you must treat me like your guest
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me: person wey nor get sense nor dey hard to know, see as your foolishness dey glow with pride, everywhere you go!
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meekest: your father! Lol
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me: i dey shame for you!
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After i cleared the house, we went to sit outside the lodge, so we could receive fresh air and have a view of the environment. When we got outsie, we sat close to a woman's shop where some students/neighbours were charging their phones.
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Anytime theres power outage and you get Gen, you be king o, and be ready to have new sets of friends, the 'bros abeg help me charge my phone type of friends'
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I rembr dat time if transformer get fault and money no dey to buy fuel, na to put my extension and charger for bag, carry go Lexuz bar or any of my guys lodge go charge o. (skul life!)
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Let me tell you something about Genesis.
Genesis is the most busiest and most popular area in school, and it is highly populataed because it is very close to school.
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Genesis is the center of attraction because it housed
Mama's kitchen (a popular restaurant), about 3 boutiques, 3 phone accessories stores, abt 7 male & female salons and about 2 mini super-markets.
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Meekest and i located a spot to sit and
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To be continued

genesis na we get a na we run am remember back den when Notting dey all of a sudden ê burst like pure. Water dat time na only dat lale wey get girls girls girls girls girls girls dey sell for genesis and always dey fight with any student wey show come buy something cos she na fbi but things change for her eyes within a year

All dis Nairaland writers una too sabi suspense jor

WHIZKIDEFE:
lol.. See my people don dey call out, one by one o. (Deir fada!). Welcome bros, i see you.

na me see u pass from dis date ur updates go open gates of blessing and na so many people go appreciate

Great despo citizen we hail delta state polytechnic otefe a hallmark of fame in talent and distinction technology for eterprenurship na small of d skool anthem n I drop so shout. Out to all despolite una dey represent from d deputy c. S. O skool of engr d dey hail evry one POWER! Whizkidefe na confirm u be u television do clear