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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by yhungbrowhne(m): 3:36pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
GOOD DAY HERE HAVE READ YIUR STORY AND AM REALLY IMPRESSED. I WILL LOVE TO HAVE YOUR STORY ON MY BLOG IF YOU DONT MIND YIU CAN MAIL ME UR NAME, AND THE STORY TO AAYANPOJU@GMAIL.COM OR VISIT WWW.EMPERORBLOG.COM.NG |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:58pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
mrmannothot:*Thumbs up collinometricx:You neva chin-chon-shin. |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:03pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
yhungbrowhne:Ok, permission granted. But nor forget to bring my osusu later when jungle don mature o, cos i hear say 'traffic' money dey sweet to chop o. |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 7:06pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
[Chorus – Wande Coal] Awon baba alaye to lowo lọwọ mo mọ wọn, mo mọ wọn Eni to mo way lo mowe, gbagbe No be everybody father lo kawe, lo kawe Awa lomo way way, way way Eni to mọ way lo mowe Awa lomo to mọ way Kowo ti pe kowo wole No be everybody wey go school lo mowe No be everybody wey go No be everybody know book E no mean say me I be fool Money dey me account like Don’t make me lose my cool If you give me, make you give me like If you give me, make you give me like [Verse 1 – Falz] Mo ti mope mi o smart lati class one Iwo nso oyinboemi ń tabon And I got a F9 in Maths gan-an But I’m calculating hundred thousand (dollars) Wey you hustle forone year Me I made it on one endorsement Five point GP from the onset So you mean you still dey find employment? That be nonsense but I’m the dumbest Ta lo sọ bẹ? See the numbers I recorded at the concept Feel the pocket How you go dey ask me say wetin be budget? I’m insulted! [Chorus – Wande Coal] Awon baba alaye to lowo lọwọ mo mọ wọn, mo mọ wọn Eni to mo way lo mowe gbagbe No be everybody father lo kawe, wa Awa lomo way way, way way Eni to mọ way lo mowe Awa lomo to mọ way Kowo ti pe kowo wole No be everybody wey go school lo mowe [Verse 2 – Falz No be everybody wey go school Who dey hustle na hin know the real way oo Everything we do is all about the ego Ogbeni check oo No be who score hundred percent oo Many men don make it at the ghetto And if you check, dem no pass NECO (is that so?) No dey form say you get sense Na how you dey measure your intelligence? But we still no dey fit see the extent If you no dey get cheque, what’s the essence When boys no dey fit feel your presence? [Repeat Chorus – Wande Coal] - Falz ft Wande Coal_ Way 1 Like |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:13pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
WHIZKIDEFE: haaaa no worry make better land first |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by yhungbrowhne(m): 8:20pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
how about u send it to my email pls bro aayanpoju@gmail.com |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by collinometricx: 1:26pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
WHIZKIDEFE:Hahaha |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 4:41pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Continuation . We entered the crowded place and started searching each table to identify anyone that look like my brother or the rest guys n co but we couldn't find any at first so we got a chair and sat to relax before we enter the other side, man gats rest cos body nor be firewood. After we relaxed a bit, we stood up to enter the other side, and on our way down, we collided with my brother who was on his way back to their table with a small basket containing some drinks and some disposable cups. "ona dey misbehave wel-wel o, since wen ona comot genesis, see the time wen ona tey dey come," he said as he saw us before he led us to the table they were. When we got there, we met a full table and they were all in pairs of babes catching fun while drinking, chewing(suya n Bar-BQ), dancing and gisting. We shook hands with all the guys and said Hi's to their companions before we sat on the seat reserved for us. "Wetin ona go take (drink)?" my brother asked. "Star(beer)," meekest replied. "What of you?" he asked me while i smiled and replied, "viju milk" and those that heard what i said laughed out loud. . . To be continued.. 3 Likes |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by OlufemiWhit(m): 7:15pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Viju milk bawo....lmao |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Kay005: 10:36pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Lmaooo...baba aswear bomb dey ur head o o no be only viju nah kunnu....i dey enjoy ur story Boss... |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:19pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
yhungbrowhne:I don't have the copy anywhere. When i said, i'm freestyling (writing) this story, i guess you thought i was joking. You just have to copy each update and add episodes to them.. E.g first update (Episode 1) and so on. "Nothing good comes easy," (shey you understand?) 1 Like |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:33am On Apr 05, 2018 |
"What exactly is this country turning into? A friend just told me that their father takes offering from them during morning devotion." 2 Likes |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Charminee(f): 9:35am On Apr 05, 2018 |
WHIZKIDEFE:yea i'm cool |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by yhungbrowhne(m): 10:20am On Apr 05, 2018 |
WHIZKIDEFE: clap for yourself you can visit the website to check it up sha www.emperorblog.com.ng |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:57pm On Apr 06, 2018 |
Continuation . "why would a big boy like you order for viju milk, are you a baby?" a girl that sat close to me asked while she laughed and i nodded. "what do you mean, someone cannor take viju milk in peace again." i replied her as my brother went to get our order. "you nor well o, you see men dey drink alcohol here, you dey say na viju milk, you see any small pikin for here?" a guy attacked me while they laughed and i just smiled cos i wasn't in the mood for talk as i was stil studying the strange faces in the table. "oboy, everybody dey with their babes o, na only our 2 dey odd for here o, abi you no dey see am?" meekest asked me. " e nor matter na, everybody cannot be thesame, sometimes it pays to be different, shey you understand," i replied him while he nodded. "na true sha, wetin you talk so, sense dey inside," he replied me and was about to say something else when Diplomatic brought our orders. He gave meekest a chilled bottle of Star and a disposable cup while he gave a chilled(motuary standard) bottle of Heneiken. I collected the drink from him while i gave the guy that attacked me earlier the ' shey you see say you nor get sense' look as i opened my drink while nodding to the jam that was played by the Dj. After we finished the drink in our front, they went and brought more, "na today we go seperate the men from the children for dis table, we go know who go 1st off(high)," the guy that attacked me earlier said immediately they brought the next round of drinks and some spirits(Red Label n John Barr) and some packs of Black Bullets in the table while 2 guys in the table went out to buy some some suya and Bar-BQ for the table. I just smiled and told meekest, "guy nor mind anybody talk o, just do your tin, if you don reach your gauge(limit) make you relax o, nor do pass yourself to impress anybody o, dem nor dey brag with highness, dem nor dey give award for who sabi drink pass o." "nawa for you, na you wan tell me? I know na," he replied while we laughed. "correct guy!," i hailed him while the guys that went out came back with only suya stating that Bar-BQ was finished. We drank and chewed and gisted while time was busy running. At about some minutes past 11, we decided to enter the club but when we got to the ticket stand to purchase our tickets, we saw some people coming outside to receive fresh air. "oboy, the heat for inside na die o, the ACs nor fit carry am cos the whole place rowdy, as today na Matric so, no space for inside at all" one of guy that came outside with his shirt soaked with sweat. Right there, we decided to cancel clubbing that night cos we won't enjoy it, so we went back to the bar section, but this time the place was less crowded so we took tables outside and merged them before bringing our chairs before ordering for another round of drinks. "ogbeni, the way dis nite dey go so ehn, i wan detty myself," i said before i went to get a guiness stout(1759/Odeku) and a bottled groundnut to go down with it. When i got back, everyone at the table were laughing, i don't know what transpired and was about to ask meekest to give me update of what happened while i left when one of the girls in our table just stood up, staggered a bit before she started twerking while we all laughed. Shayo na bastard o! "This is just the beginning, you neva see anything!" i said as we all continued laughing. . . To be continued 1 Like |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 8:53am On Apr 07, 2018 |
"If you've been hurt, offended or disappointed, learn to let it go. It is not good to hold on to negative feelings which affect your own peace" |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 12:04am On Apr 08, 2018 |
thanks efe,I thought you want yo forsake this thread lest I forget,am inviting everybody here to my matric on d 10th of April @ fed poly oko,eat very well at home I serve water only lol, don't mind me sha there will b plenty of item 7 n party just wear ur dancing shoes come Efe forgive me for derailing,its beg I beg I did not ask |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by favch(f): 12:04am On Apr 08, 2018 |
thanks efe,I thought you want to forsake this thread lest I forget,am inviting everybody here to my matric on d 10th of April @ fed poly oko,eat very well at home I serve water only lol, don't mind me sha there will b plenty of item 7 n party just wear ur dancing shoes come Efe forgive me for derailing,its beg I beg I did not ask |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Obriks: 8:10am On Apr 09, 2018 |
Guy, u too much .I da feel ur story inside my spirit. |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:07am On Apr 09, 2018 |
Obriks:I greet you! Favch, if this story was a company, know that you, Meneski, Meekest, Ikdbabie, Shurley22 Dcteejay008 and co would be share holders.. Happy Matric in advance! 2 Likes |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 3:44pm On Apr 09, 2018 |
Continuation . " na which person babe wan disgrace us for here so?," the guy that attacked me earlier asked while we laughed. One of the guys in the table got up to where his girlfriend was twerking and carried her to sit on his lap while he gave her water to drink. " omo, your dis night don set for you and your babe o, na steady banging till ona quench, kpanshing from kitchen- to-bathroom-to-bed, make sure say ona finish all the styles and positions from missionary, scissors, cow girl, reverse cow-girl, snake in the monkey shadow style make you round am up with doggy style, but abeg nor shift her womb o" a guy in our midst told the guy whose gf was tipsy while we all laughed out loud. "you sure say dat guy neva high so, which one be snake in the monkey shadow style again na?" i asked no one in particular and our table vibrated with laughter while one guy choke. "you go laugh kill yourself o, dis wan wen drink dey your mouth and you dey laugh so, you wan laugh die abi," i said while he gave me signal with his hand stop while he held his chest as he tried to calm himself down from laughing. . . TBC 2 Likes |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:34am On Apr 10, 2018 |
"I Have LEARNED More In The STREETs Than In Any CLASSROOM" 3 Likes |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by aluma(m): 5:13am On Apr 11, 2018 |
WHIZKIDEFE:genesis na we get a na we run am remember back den when Notting dey all of a sudden ê burst like pure. Water dat time na only dat lale wey get girls girls girls girls girls girls dey sell for genesis and always dey fight with any student wey show come buy something cos she na fbi but things change for her eyes within a year |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:29am On Apr 11, 2018 |
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Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 9:30am On Apr 11, 2018 |
You gotta get up you gotta get up and make a move cuz the world will never see you until you do no they don't really care what you're going through so you've gotta show 'em baby you gotta show 'em the real you you gotta give 'em what you got no don't let them say what you're not cuz you are strong you are wise you are worth beyond a thousand reason why and you can't be perfect baby cuz nobody's perfect darling but no no no there's nobody in the world like you what do you do when you can't let go what do you say when you just don't know how you feel and you know nobody knows how you feel cuz everybody's got their own dame problems so everybody's tryna find their way and day by day is a struggle in this world you know you have to hustle just know that youre not alone you dont always have to be strong all by yourself i said its ok to ask for help now listen people will find you but they don't define you and you will find people who help redesign you people will find you but they don't define you and you will find people who help redesign you (repeat) you are a work of art bet you didn't think you'd come this far now here you are baby you are strong you are wise you are worth beyond a thousand reasons why and you can't be perfect baby cuz nobody's perfect darling no no no there's nobody in the world like you you know you're worth cuz you know that you can't be perfect baby cuz nobody's perfect darling i love you just the way that you are i love you just the way that you are my love it's like the stars in the sky oh, when you look in my eyes - Tatiana Manaois_ Like you. Aluma, i greet you. |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 6:27pm On Apr 11, 2018 |
Continuation . "What goes around comes around like a hoola hoop Karma is a bitch Well just make sure that bitch is beautiful" - Lil Wayne (She will ft drake) That line from Lil wayne best describes what happen next in our table some moments later as the guy that attacked me earlier entered the realm of highness. "oboy, make ona nor enter motor leave me, see as ona talk dey make cold dey catch me" he said as he pulled off his shirt while we all laughed at our new 'royal highness'. Shayo na bastard o (ask Falz). "Shey na dis one dey make mouth for here since, dey rake anyhow say na today we go seperate the boys from men, see as he dey disgrace im ancestors for here now" i said while everyone in the table laughed. The guy just looked at us and started laughing like a mad fool while he sat on the floor. " eya, see as village people tey locate dis guy at dis very ungodly hour, chai" i said while everyone laughed again. Shebi he was attacking me earlier, it was my time to shine after all shey dem say "he who laugh last, laugh best" i ensured to pay him back in his own coin that night. "people wey produce drink dey advice ona say make dem drink responsibly, dis one no gree, see as dis family man sit down for ground dey disgrace himself now" i added. "guy take am easy na, you and the guy get beef before?" another guy in the table asked me while laughing. " oma, you need to see as dis guy dey attack me when i tey say make dem give me viju milk o, na so he just dey blast me left and right dat time dey form oga, like say dem dey give award for who sabi drink pass, last-last, how e con be now? Shey you see as he sit down for ground like who wan learn crase, abeg chain dey there?" i asked the guy. " your mouth no good" another guy replied me while our drunkard continued laughing while asking for a bottle of drink. I gladly opened a black bullet and gave it to him, afterall, there is a saying that "what is worth doing, is worth doing well", so as he don start him highness so, make he just high to the highest state. (i'm not wicked, don't look at me like that) The drunk fellow stood up and collected the drink from me with a smiling face and the next i saw was that he poured the content of can on his head. Laughed almost killed me as i sat down and held my chest, next thing we heard was "my eye o! My eye o! I don die o!" our royal highness screamed as he stood up about to run while meekest and other guys held him before i collected a can water from the table and poured on his face to wash away the drink. After washing his face, the guy sat down, rested his head on the table and slept off. " see as he be! Anyday he open dat him wide mouth take rake for drink again, i go burst im head!" i said while i pointed at him and covered his head with his shirt. He woke up some minutes later and carried his chair to the middle, sat down and slept off again while we laughed. "make we snap and video dis guy, cos if we tell am later say him off(high), he nor go beleive, make we keep evidence to back up our claims later cos dis guy go follow us argue am later" i said as i brought out my phone and snapped our guy who was on another level, he was on his singlet and i took some empty bottles and placed on his hands and placed some around the chair he sat and took some shots. Some other guys went to pose behind and beside him while we took differents shots with his royal highness. We did it for fun though, some people took another round of drinks before we later left Legit around 3am that day. We went home slept and woke up around some minutes to 11am that day before we tidied the house and refreshed ourselves. None of us had the strength to cook that morning, so we opted to buy food from Mama Elohor( Restaurant) that we ate that morning before my brother, meekest, Azo and Jay, Cy and some babes and i went to swim in Amena resort that afternoon and it we had fun in the pool again that day. (story for another day). Fastforward to the next week monday, we supposed to start test that week but it was postponed and i felt angry and happy. I felt angry cos the test was postponed after all the preparation i had made. And i felt happy for the postponement cos that would buy me more time for more preparations. (wat am i even saying sef) . That day after class, i went home refreshed and slept and when i woke up, i felt hungry and when i got to the kitchen, i lost the strength to light the gas to prepare something light, so i went back to the room, picked my phone and dialed meekest number. " hwfa bros, wetin you cook?" i asked him immediately he answered the call. "i cook egusi soup" he replied. "abeg if eba nor dey, make before i reach there, hunger wan shift my spinal cord" i said as he laughed while i ended the call and put some clothes on before i left for his place. When i got there, what i saw shocked me. TBC 3 Likes |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by phlimsy911: 8:16pm On Apr 11, 2018 |
Omo the update long o |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by WHIZKIDEFE(m): 11:37pm On Apr 11, 2018 |
phlimsy911:Yesss na, e long pas river Niger sef. . Read am again. |
Re: My Life At DESPO By Whizkidefe by Obriks: 6:16pm On Apr 12, 2018 |
This ur story long pass merlin seasonal film o. Anyway, guy u over try sha. I da skul gate da wait 4 ur next story line. |
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