My Dad is wicked, harsh n unforgiving esp on women matters, Obviously I copy all in irony! Gbam! But my mom has gone (kicked dd bucket) when I was at tender age.

Anomnity:
My friend close this old stale thread you radical muslim liars keep opening to tell your usual lies of how CAN sponsonsored boko haram to kill christians in order to discredit muslims and how American govt. were secretly responsible for the 9/11 twin tower bombings that destroyed Americans in order to blame muslims for it and how Israel is responsible for all the terrorist attacks that ever happened just so they get to say muslims did it.

Those foolish propaganda lies they tell you folks in the mosque that hardens you people the more & turns u people to animals to take up arms and join boko haram to kill innocent people that did nothing to you people with the most cruel manner of killings that will make satan to shudder.

I am glad that I do not waste my time on this thread cox am happy to see a knowlegeable person like you commenting. You know the truth but you are afraid to speek it out cox your church will forsaken you. Do you ever read the apostle of Barnabas? One of the Jesus apostle. He was caged in a cave bcox he knows too much and other xtians are afraid of revealing the truth. Go and ask Rev. B Kuka, he will tell you the truth about the consipiration by CAN concerning Mai Tatsine (post Boko Haram saga).

Did you know or heard about Mai Tatsine? He was a devil which was used by CAN to terrorise Islam/Muslims at north in 1980's. Testimony by Prof Dauda Ojoba testify that. Here in this Boko Haram saga, the pictures below will surely give you a glimps of its source, primary actors and founders. From left is Late Muhammed Yusuf (BH leader), Asari Dokubo and Oritsejafor (CAN Presidor). What do you think is their relationship?

Did you know or heard about the founder's of Mai Tatsine? He was a devil which was used by CAN to terrorise north in 1980's. Testimony by Prof Dauda Ojoba testify that. Here in this Bopko Haram saga, the pictures below will surely give you a glimps of its source, primary actors and founders. From left is Late Muhammed Yusuf (BH leader), Asari Dokubo and Oritsejafor (CAN Presidor). What do you think is their relationship?

In those days u will never see a lady who's only one man sleep with her, sequel to that all girls were Ashawo's b4 they marry. The answer to ur questions is YES I will definitely marry her. Gbam!!!!!!!!!

In those days u will never see a lady who's only one man sleep with her, sequel to that all girls were Ashawo's b4 they marry.

Honestly! To me the Best in the whole africa is Diamond bank due to their flexible transactions, relationship with custormers, highly efficient workers and what have you. Infacts; I operates in Diamond bank with three different acct including my spouse.

Most bedroom problems boil down to this: Men are microwaves and women are slow cookers.

With men, all you have to do is push a few buttons and we're hotter than a habanero. But with women, it's an all-day process. You have to buy the ingredients, mix them together, and then put everything in the pot and let it simmer ... and simmer ... and simmer.

That's why we're offering a microwave mentality for the Crock-Pot reality: quick, easy things you can do to make her heating speeds better match yours. Our suggestions take anywhere from a few seconds to a few minutes. The payoff? They'll quickly adjust her thermostat to high heat.

Embrace Her Until She Ends It
Good kissing tops most women's lists of turn-ons, but don't underestimate the heating power of a great hug, especially when she initiates it. Let her know how much you savor it. Make it clear you don't want the hug to end.

Wear Her Name
Women love to hear men use their names. The more unexpected the place—like in the middle of a sentence—the better. Better still, write her name on your shoulder, your hand, or anyplace she'll have a chance of spotting it. It's a tattoo without pain—one that gives only pleasure. It will make her laugh and think you're so adorable. It says, 'You matter.'

Whisper into Her Ear
In public, at a party, tell her what you want to do to her later: Tonight, I'm going to make you have as many orgasms as possible. For women, anticipating it can be as exciting as the actual event.

Skip the Flowers
Blooms at the office are overdone. If you want to stand out, send a card instead. "It's really the thoughtful things you do at nonsexual times that make a woman want you. Go with a thank-you. Write out a few things you've never thanked her for—making breakfast on Sunday, cleaning your stubble out of the sink. An appreciated woman during the day is an appreciative woman at night.

Plant a Picture
Stash a photo of her in your wallet. She'll deny it, but all women rummage at some point. You might as well turn it to your advantage.

Say Why
Anyone can say, "I love you," so explain why. Maybe it's the way she nibbles at a KitKat, or how her nose scrunches when she drinks tequila. The more unique your reasons, the more special she'll feel.

Get Your Story Straight
For a happy ending (tonight and every night), remember the beginning: the details of your first meeting—where you were, what she was wearing, what you said, and how you felt. Recount them. Often.

Make Yourself Sick
Leave love notes around the house—in the fridge, on the bathroom mirror, under her pillow. That much sweetness might make you nauseous, but it'll make her feel like a lovesick teenager.

Kiss and Lick Her Hinges
You've got the obvious kiss spots covered. Now concentrate your efforts elsewhere—on her elbows, knees, shoulders, ankles, neck, and hip joints. They're rarely attended to with long caresses. It's a super sensation. See if you can make her come unhinged.

Try the No-Move Move
When you start pre-intimacy, tell her you're not going to move on to another action until she tells you what to do next. This works physically and mentally: It's a way to encourage her to open up and direct you to what she really wants. Now, your turn.

Give Her Chills
Cold is sensed by more nerve endings than mere touch can reach, so you're expanding her range of response. Do this: Chill a bunch of grapes for at least 20 minutes. Then trail a small sprig of them along her neck, nipples, and inner thighs. Nibble away. Now put a grape in your mouth and gently press it against her clitoris by holding it in your teeth or between your lips.

Make a Bedroom Burrito
Bondage is appealing for a good reason: It heightens the anticipation for the one who's receiving the pleasure. But anything with locks, Velcro, or ties can freak her out (us, too), so try this: While you're rolling around in bed, wrap her up in the sheet so she can't do anything with her arms. Leave her head, shoulders, and lower legs uncovered. Now kiss every inch of exposed skin. It's simple, spontaneous, and soft-core.

Blindfold Yourself
Many women who are insecure about their bodies stick to the missionary position because you can't see their bodies that way. If you really can't see her because your eyes are covered, she'll do a lot more with you, to you, and for you.

Before you enter her, ask if it's okay. Some women find it incredibly endearing. It gives them a sense of respect. It gives them the security to become more sexually relaxed. And when you're first entering her, kiss her lips or caress her face. Give her stimulation in addition to penetration.

Practice Reentry
After you first enter her, do it again—slowly. Repeat it over and over. One of the huge turn-ons is anticipation. Don't pull out all the way, but when you pull almost all the way out, she gets the anticipation of the stroke that comes back in."

Do It in Public
Or just pretend. Exhibitionism is a secret thrill for many women, but the threat of arrest deters them. So have sex standing up, with her near the bedroom window. It's easy to duck out of the way. If she's semi clothed, your neighbors will be none the wiser.

Call a Squeeze Play
With her facedown and you on top, have her cross her legs, and position yours outside of hers. Her vagina will feel tighter, and the added friction means more pleasure.

Get Bigger
When you're on top, place her legs over your shoulders. This shortens her vaginal canal, so your penis feels bigger inside her.

Stand by Your Woman
For better from-behind sex, have her kneel on the edge of the bed with her upper chest touching the mattress. This elongates the vaginal barrel, making it feel tighter. You get a fantastic view, and she'll enjoy the nipple stimulation from rubbing the mattress.

Make It Easy
For MouthAction, stand while your partner kneels or sits on the bed. This angle lets her take more of you, gives her better control, and is less tiring.

Short tiny gals love sex, unlike tall gals. Many short tiny gals tend to lose their virginity much earlier than tall gals. Fat gals are the perfect gals to love. When a fat gal loves u, ur lucky. But thin/ slim gals are in m0st cases players and not gud at loving. Most brown gals are hooked than dark gals. Ugly dudes usually get laid m0re than cute dudes. Plus m0st dudes, that are not gud looking end up dating the cutest gals. A lot of gals d0n't appreciate gud boys. Be a gud guy, m0st chicks will shun u. Be a bad guy, hurt gals, break their hearts,and they will love u. Confusing i know!!! Majority of chicks nowadays dress to draw attention, NOT to lo0k gud. Do you agree?

A person’s ugliness is the god’s doing; the person’s lack of clothing is his/her own fault.





How many recall those ‘good ole’ days in secondary school, the Literary & Debating Society days. We visited schools; the debates were intense, yet fun-packed. It was a matter of pride.





They were days of the Press Clubs, and Principals’ cup and inter-house and schools sports competition. But those debates were way up there.





Whether the topic was “Mixed schools are better than single schools”, “Boarding is better than day”, even “Mom is better than Dad”…I love those final submissions, with these few words of mine I hope I have been able to convince and not confuse you that Nigeria is better left this current way than discussed.





Before the final submission, was always that introductory protocol, panel of judges, co-debators, guests and friends, I am here to tell you, Nigerians must talk….

Now to my debate – should Nigerians not talk, should they talk and why, is it worth the talk or should we just go on auto-pilot? Even these days the auto-pilot button is on malfunction mode.





“The people on the highland don’t care for the survival of the people under the water because they still have chance to breath and cling to their crumbs. The Abuja lands retainers are too afraid to let go than the landlord who gave them the lands. The fact is that nobody is losing anything that is properly appropriated, except for the fear of losing corruption-laden affairs in Abuja.





It is becoming clear by day and night that there are differences amongst different nationalities who feel they need to talk before slitting throats of each other. There is no law or power on earth that supports the arrogance of a few against majority resolve. I strongly believe if the “president who heads the executive council and the senate president who heads NASS have said they support an independent platform for Nigerians to talk”, it is a waste of time paying attention to uncommon grandstanding, self aggrandizement and arrogance of nonentities who believe they represent certainty. So talk, we certainly should.





Those were the conclusion of my friend, Wakilawal. But really what are the contentions regarding the renewed agitation/calls for a national talk. I have never seen a madman who accepted that he was mad let alone accept any low mental level. Nigerians talk about God, love God, serve God and look up to God even to the envy of the Israelites/Italians/Arabs et al. Therefore, when we are confronted with any situation we go on our knees in prayer and supplication to God even when the problem is self-inflicted.





So with the nod to the Sovereign National Conference/Constituent Assembly/National Talk/Dialogue, my admonition takes me back to 2005, it was named the National Political Reform Conference. Its approval and set guidelines was reminiscent of the late Abacha’s Five Leprous Fingers hand experiment.





A fruitless journey, one dare says. But who is afraid of Nigeria being balkanized? Is the dialogue solely about division? Why are we scared as regards the unity question? What is wrong in us really redressing the issues that affect us such as ethnicity, tribal cum indigeneship/residency matters? How about all these political power problems – our structural and systemic defects? Is our federal system not all feeding bottle fiscalism?





The unity everyone so craves and holds on to has a messy history of having been evolved in the heat of the passion moment by the bedside between Lord and Lady Lugard. Lord Lugard says, “Sweetheart, what do we call this business of South and North.” She responds, “Honey, let’s call it Nigeria”. Is this what we are afraid to discuss?





While this enterprise called Nigeria remains very viable, it really has not arrived anywhere and there was no need deceiving us. It was imperative for us to sit down together and do a soul-searching exercise of the system, the structure and the people.





Let everyone – man, woman, child (mad people inclusive) – talk! Not some select few who will be teleguided. But there are more answers than questions. Nigeria has become a nation of committees, workshops, seminars, panels, conferences, probes, and inquiries with no findings or results. The reports are left to gather dust at Aso Rock file cabinets. Of course, that is when one does not go to court to bar the report from being made public.





We had the constituent assemblies of IBB and Abacha, and their fantastic blueprint which never was or will be implemented. It has remained “choosing the wrong formulae for calculating a nation’s political woes”.





From simple humour to laughable seriousness as same persons that are the problem are quartered in some hotels, free food, phones, call cards and banters. Political jobbers that will just job, recall the last one was almost a billion naira spent on some 354 persons, almost a million per day on a person for almost three months yet no consensus.





(Certain of one’s conditions one must take responsibility for, but others one cannot take the blame for.) Killer whales are no whales but species of dolphins. Nigeria is a nation everyday evolving as a problem. We may criticise Jonathan, but what about the rogue governors, thieving councilmen at the local level?





A bandwagon of ministers, aides, a young and disillusioned populace, a corrupt laden few ‘god of men’ and masquerading elders, yet universities remain on strike for three months; who really is ASUU if not part of the problem. A professor works at NUC on secondment, he is an ASUU member.





Nigerians need to talk, but we are in quagmire regarding what to say, who to talk to, how to talk. Understanding Nigeria and its needs only gets compounded; in a breath it is corruption, in another leadership, and in a sweep it is followership, at 53 years of independence, and few months to our centenary, will we get to talk out our differences, or continue to collect counterfeit currency for our daughters’ bride price so that she remains betrothed. Only time will tell.
culled frm; prince charles dickson

If you ask me; na who I go ask? The matter wey we see so, e tay wey e start. No be me go talk am, e heavy for mouth. If you ask me…The matter for ground…Eh! Na who I go ask? Omawumi

　

If you ask me; we were never really united, right from the word go. Mutual distrust and suspicions, a civil war, coups with several colorations, countless ethno-religious and socioeconomic clashes, an almost clueless political class and a citizenry sailing by these wind make us Nigeria.

　

But the matter wey we see so e tay wey e start, to a point asking the question how did we get here has suddenly become stale.

　

Despite all the cosmetic posturing we are yet to get the right formula--For fear of sitting it out with each other on a table.

　

If you ask me, I am sure many cannot recall how everything Chinese once inferior, is what we all go for, or how almost every disease can be cured in India. They planned and we watched and enjoyed our boom, it wasn't the money but how to spend it.

　

The same too much money, that made our ivory towers top class, when they were few but were top notch, now If you ask me; I don't know how we got to this point that ASUU goes on strike for months without end, resume, set exams for students that have been watching British Barclays Premiership, prostituting part time and engaging in political thuggery.

And we are bothered that the graduates are not only half-baked but in many cases not even baked.

　

If you ask me, I recall on two or so occasions we missed out of the continent's soccer fiesta the nation's cup. But its reflective of where we are, over 5 years, no Nigeria has been best in the continent, this year we are practically out of all the FIFA organized tournaments, including our forte; female soccer.

　

Nations progress, a step at a time, slowly and steadily nay Nigeria has at best been stagnant or debatedly retrogressive.

　

If you ask me, we have lost steam, many still cherish our lost glory, others passively fear our potential, sadly today we are not at the forefront of anything really good.

　

Our neighbors like Ghana, now an educational hub for us, its scary that if we let them, electricity will come from there. Since if you ask me, I will tell you Niger Republic has a new refinery and we don't.

　

There is the now heavy matter of Boko Haram. If you ask 10 commentators how it started, where, who, why and which, you will get at least some 6 versions. Is it like Egbesu, OPC or MASSOB, or different, how different, are we all guilty or just a case of no one wanting to take the blame?

　

One thing is certain, e tey wey e start...As our population grew, the few infrastructures we had, which served were left to decay, new ones that were started ended up in a zoo that contains only Elephant projects.

　

Today who do we ask for explanation that Bayelsa gets 13% Derivation, generates billions for the nation but just joined the national electricity grid that in all purpose is no big effort because it barely has light. That Akwa Ibom gets 4-5 times more money than Nassarawa and Plateau put together from the federation account but is not any close to looking like Ghana simply because whether its Rivers, or Sokoto, Kano or Imo, we have dealers as leaders.

　

If you ask many, they say it was Jonathan they voted, how naïve to expect a crocodile to birth a dove, a nice man, he smiles a lot and gradually he will change Nigeria...that remains to be seen, if he changes Nigeria or Nigeria is actually changing him.

　

As a people we are tensed, Northerns are supposed to be afraid of palm oil from South, while Christians fear apple and oranges, Maiguardi and shoe shiner. While there is believe that we can surmount these wicked tantrum that is getting out of hand, I dare ask, at what cost.

　

Let us forget the messenger and take the message. How easy when the messenger is part of the matter.

　

If you ask me, this man had 8 years to bring change, instead he was as they all do, posturing, and blaming everything. So no be my mouth you go hear say former President Olusegun Obasanjo, stated the country needs real leadership now more than ever.

　

Speaking as the guest lecturer during the 41st convocation lecture of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN), he said time is ripe for the nation's leaders to holistically reform education, if indeed they are serious with the transformation agenda. If you ask me he knows they are not serious, he was there too and was not serious.

　

He said: This country cannot continue to wobble along like a stalked and wounded lion, walking to its death. We have immense resources. No be my mouth we go hear that even the devil tells convenient truth.

　

If you ask me, he did not write this and off course tells you what he thinks of his boy Goodluck Jonathan...

　

In the words of Churchill, we will never, never, never give up. But it remains a choice, everyday we are close to breaking point. Let us talk on the way forward or else time will tell...
CULLED FROM; PRINCE CHARLES DICKSON.

BOKO HARAM vs ISLAM!

In the Name of Allah, the Most Gracious, the Most Merciful.

ISLAM: There is no compulsion in religion.
BOKO HARAM: Everyone must adhere to our ways else…

ISLAM: Love all and be just to all regardless of religion.

BOKO HARAM: If you are not with us you are against us.

ISLAM: Prophet Muhammad lived with peaceful Christians and Jews
as his neighbors

BOKO HARAM: All non-Muslims must leave the North.

ISLAM: You are only permitted toprotect yourselves when you are
attacked first. And you should retaliate justly but if u leave
everything to Allah it is better for you.

BOKO HARAM: We attack all who stand in our way

ISLAM: A Muslim is one whom other Muslims are safe from his
tongue and hands.

BOKO HARAM: We do not care your religion. Muslim or Christian we
will crush any who stands in our way.

ISLAM: Innocent Killing is a great sin. Allah has ordered us not to do
it! No human being has the right to take life.

BOKO HARAM: Allah will understand. He will not punish us.

ISLAM: When there is a war, Women and children must not be
touched. Talk less of when there is no war.

BOKO HARAM: We kill men, women and children.

ISLAM: When there is a war, all non-Muslims that run into their
places of worship or their homes will not be harmed. Talk less of
when there is no war.

BOKO HARAM: We bomb non-Muslims in their places of
worship. We also bomb Muslim in their places of worship and
homes if we feel they are a threat to us.

The above are just a few reasons to make our non-Muslim brothers
and sisters understand that BOKO HARAM is more of a political than
a religious driven group. They do not represent Islam. Rather, they
are acting contrary to it in most cases.

THIS IS INDEED AN EYE OPENER FOR THOSE WHO SEEK TRUTH! WE MUST
WORK TOGETHER, REGARDLESS OF TRIBE AND RELIGION IF WE WISH
TO PROVIDE A BETTER TOMORROW FOR ALL.

I dream of Nigeria that is in peace with itself.

In d beginning, women were created to go about naked in d garden of Eden, but dey feel dat dey are wise and went to chop d forbidden fruit and start wearing clothes. But today ladies are tired of wearing clothes, dey want to go about naked. In d beginning, ladies breast use to stand alert (gidigba) but ladies will allow rugged men to ruggedly press n suck d breast till it fall down,now they are looking for Bra to push up again. In d beginning, God gave ladies natural black human hair but ladies will use relax n cream on d hair till d colour change, dey will fix attachment on d hair but now all of dem want d human hair (in d name of brazilian hair).... Wetin happen to d naturel human hair u carry come dis world? In d beginning, Ladies dont allow even a single spot like pimple or mark to be on thier face or skin, dey will use all sort of creams to clear it but now, Ladies dey draw tattoo of different marks full thier skin. In d beginning, Ladies dey wear 5yards material as pant to cover thier yarnsh but now, Ladies dey wey rope in d name of G- string wey be say na thier yarnsh dey cover their pant. In d beginning, God created ladies wit natural eye shadow n eye lashes but dey went ahead to barb it off, but now dey are fixing it. In d beginning, postal colour, pencil, eraser are used by student to paint thier colouring book but today, all ladies don turn thier face to colouring book even d ones wey no go skul at all. Ladies una PALAVA too much...

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Now,I dnt wana talk too much bt I tink its high tym some ladies know dis...ladies,I knw some of u have financial issues nd all sorts bt dat is nt reason or excuse enof for u to engage in HUSTLING or CLASSY PROSTITUTION popularly knwn as RUNS...it rily amazes me how some of u belittle urselves to this level.I knw,I knw,I knw,most of u have gud reasons for engagin in dis job...I'v hrd lots of stories,touching stories infact dt wld make u not blame d girl at all..bt do nt forget,u always have a choice in wateva u wana do in dis lyf..bt ma real point is dat u go on with ur RUNS for years nd wen its tym to settle down,u realise dat u have slept with all d men in ur future husband's family...including his father...nw aint exaggerating...I'v seen it hapun wella to pple around me...nd dats wen I realise dat in dis life...DNT DO TINS FOR NOW....DO TINS FOR THE FUTURE...dats wat matters d most...rememba ladies...THERE IS ALWAYS A CHOICE..TODAY'S SWAGGER MIGHT JUST BE TOMORROW'S STAGGER...tanx

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I am a young man of 32yrs old, Soldier serving in Abeokuta (Alamala brks), Single n seeking a woman in Abeokuta to settle down with. Age n religion is not barrier provided there is true love. Any woman who is interested n ready is free to add me on BBM 2296fbd7 or send sms to 08187374670 or ssk_melo@yahoo.com. I really need a pious one!