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Celebrities / Re: Butt Surgery Really Made Me To Be Self Confident - Tonto Dikeh by Alzirida(f): 3:32pm On Aug 08, 2019
Congratulations.

Nothing beats self confidence
Religion / Re: Controversial Nigerian Prophet Sets Date To Walk On Water 'Like Jesus Did' by Alzirida(f): 3:29pm On Aug 08, 2019
Fake J e s u s
Fake pastor

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Politics / Re: Adesegun Akin-Olugbade Appointed First African Member Of World Trade Board by Alzirida(f): 3:26pm On Aug 08, 2019
Congratulations

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Celebrities / Re: Officiacici Gets Marriage Proposal Online After Sharing This, But She Said No by Alzirida(f): 3:23pm On Aug 08, 2019
No big deal.
Even mad women on the street get stalkers daily
Sports / Re: Laurent Koscielny Dumps Arsenal For Bordeaux by Alzirida(f): 10:02pm On Aug 06, 2019
Dump?

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Sports / Re: Referee Orosco Sparks Chaos After Using Fake VAR To Award Penalty (Photos) by Alzirida(f): 8:21pm On Aug 06, 2019
Hackers job
Crime / Re: Man Dead For Weeks, Resurrects On The Way To His Burial In Uyo (Photos) by Alzirida(f): 8:20pm On Aug 06, 2019
oluwadabira111:
so u mean everyone is employ in the afterlife lol.


That's correct.
Dead people don't regard themselves as "AfterLife"
They see themselves are people living in a different stair of Life.
Crime / Re: Man Dead For Weeks, Resurrects On The Way To His Burial In Uyo (Photos) by Alzirida(f): 8:09pm On Aug 06, 2019
Fake Death.

Reasons why the DEAD don't bother coming back


No health problems
No money problems
No Relationship problems
No work problems
No Revolution Now
Everyone is employed

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Politics / Re: How Ibikunle Amosun Used Wasiu Sowami To Acquire High Profile Investment by Alzirida(f): 8:06pm On Aug 06, 2019
grin up
Celebrities / Re: Falz Calls For Immediate Release Of Sowore by Alzirida(f): 2:20pm On Aug 06, 2019
namiji2598:
babe can we chat on WhatsApp pls 08100362598 is my contact, jus give me some few minutes of urs

Hope am safe?
Celebrities / Re: Falz Calls For Immediate Release Of Sowore by Alzirida(f): 12:40pm On Aug 06, 2019
Hmmm

Type "can I touch your"....
Let ur keyboard expose u
Celebrities / Re: Janelle Okpocha 8th Birthday: Basketmouth & Wife Elsie Celebrate Daughter by Alzirida(f): 12:35pm On Aug 06, 2019
cool

How do u feel after praying so hard and Nothing happen?
Politics / Re: El-Rufai Promises To Fix General Hospital Rigasa After Complaints On Twitter by Alzirida(f): 12:25pm On Aug 06, 2019
Impressive.

5 doctors on duty absent.

Who knows how many nurses, ward maid and cleaners that were also absent.


The condition of the facility is deplorable but workers attitude is very terrible.
We actually need to give out our best.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: President Donald Trump Freezes All Venezuelan Govt Assets In The US by Alzirida(f): 12:19pm On Aug 06, 2019
Long expected

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa Spends N6 Billion Annually On Political Appointees – Gov. Dickson by Alzirida(f): 11:56am On Aug 06, 2019
Greatzeus:

Are you a civil servant in Bayelsa cos you seem to know about the state


Nope.

I was there couple of months ago
Politics / Re: Bayelsa Spends N6 Billion Annually On Political Appointees – Gov. Dickson by Alzirida(f): 3:30pm On Aug 05, 2019
Yet no official vehicle for commissioners.
Dick is a born liar .
Yenagoa is the worst state capital.
Shameless to say this in public.

This statement is what opposition should be saying that u did while u deny it .... Instead u are trying ursef with rope.

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Car Talk / Re: 2007 Toyota Avalon or 2007 Toyota Corolla: Which Should I Buy? by Alzirida(f): 11:36pm On Aug 02, 2019
deymosky:


Corolla is the definition of economy...
Avalon is the luxurious...
But both are Toyota which is generally known for durability so you can make a choice...
P:S... All Corollas are 4 plugs(V4) while all Avalons are 6 plugs (V6)


U made so much sense bae

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Travel / Re: Apapa Gridlock: Presidential Task Force Opens Tin Can Truck Park To Ease Traffic by Alzirida(f): 6:31pm On Aug 02, 2019
MobilityExpress:
Waste of space. With proper parking mechanisms, that place should be containing as much as 10,000 trailers. Who is in charge, let me submit proposal to build ultramodern park that will contain more than triple of this for half the size of the land. Ideas full my head. I need money grin

I know ur plans.
They used it at Satome,
It collapsed 3wks later killing everyone including the designer

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Travel / Re: Apapa Gridlock: Presidential Task Force Opens Tin Can Truck Park To Ease Traffic by Alzirida(f): 6:29pm On Aug 02, 2019
tongue
Was the contractor not paid?
Why closing it at the first place?

Maybe waiting for Buhari or Osibanjo to open it.

We are not serious
Business / Re: Anambra Traders Ban Prayers In Markets by Alzirida(f): 1:11pm On Aug 01, 2019
Good development.
it generate unbearable noise pollution.
It still never reduce bad belly among successful seller and her rivals

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Health / Re: Doctor Told Me "The Life of My Dad Is In God's Hands. What Does That Mean? by Alzirida(f): 11:17am On Aug 01, 2019
SendAbroad:


That means the doctor is a quack doctor and his knowledge is limited....No Oyinbo doctor will tell you such.

Get your dad to another more professional hospital away from that quack doctor.

My thought exactly.
Doctors should work with prognosis.
If the prognosis is good, they will tell u
Health / Re: Doctor Told Me "The Life of My Dad Is In God's Hands. What Does That Mean? by Alzirida(f): 11:16am On Aug 01, 2019
oxypress:
It means his knowledge is not enough to solve the problems. More ideas are needed.
Most difficult to solve medical problems need an input of hyperbaric oxygen therapy (hbot).

When blood flow to an organ is not enough the organ will fail. Before you surrender completely find out what hbot can do for you. HBOT will improve blood supply and highly needed oxygen to the dysfunctional organ. HBOT can positively change the clinical picture of a disease.


Thanks sweetheart.
I appreciate
Health / Re: Doctor Told Me "The Life of My Dad Is In God's Hands. What Does That Mean? by Alzirida(f): 11:15am On Aug 01, 2019
Kaetoh:
please how is your dad doing?

He passed away over the weekend
Health / Re: Doctor Told Me "The Life of My Dad Is In God's Hands. What Does That Mean? by Alzirida(f): 11:14am On Aug 01, 2019
Lamasta:
It means You need to start putting your dad in prayers cos only miracle can save him according to the doctor

Meaning God's hands is something to be worried about?
Health / Re: Doctor Told Me "The Life of My Dad Is In God's Hands. What Does That Mean? by Alzirida(f): 11:14am On Aug 01, 2019
Homeboiy:
grin


It's means a living dead

So God's hands not a safe place?
Health / Re: Doctor Told Me "The Life of My Dad Is In God's Hands. What Does That Mean? by Alzirida(f): 11:13am On Aug 01, 2019
Bilabong:
It means the doctor is a christian... Maybe not born again.
If he was a Muslim he could have said ur dads life is in the hand of Allah...

O M G...
Am so brilliant. Gimme chill beer
Not easy to come up with this school of thought.


Impressive
Crime / Re: Photo Of The Girl Her Father Sliced Her Throat In Yola, Adamawa by Alzirida(f): 10:18am On Aug 01, 2019
lipsrsealed
Mental health issue
Politics / Re: I’ll Revive Kogi Economy In Four Years – Melaye by Alzirida(f): 9:23pm On Jul 31, 2019
cool

Unlucky KOGI

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Politics / Re: Gov. Ugwuanyi Appoints Prof. Ortuanya, S’east Governors Forum’s DG, As SSG by Alzirida(f): 9:21pm On Jul 31, 2019
Thanks.

I read this headline 10X
Yet unable to comprehend.


Mod why are u like this ?

Characteristics
Culture / Re: Oluwo Of Iwo: How To Retrieve Nigerian Stolen Millions From US Via Local Charm by Alzirida(f): 9:19pm On Jul 31, 2019
GeneralPula:


Good as you no believe but No let them carry your panties oo. lipsrsealed


Thanks
But am safe
As I don't wear panties
Culture / Re: Oluwo Of Iwo: How To Retrieve Nigerian Stolen Millions From US Via Local Charm by Alzirida(f): 7:56pm On Jul 31, 2019
grin

Same people believe that human can vomit money via rituals.

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