₦airaland Forum

why be say guest way dey view the topic plenty pass we d owner sef

don't smoke weed too
veri hepful

haleluyah

mishow4: juz gat a msg(e-mail) frm unibadan....candid8s will b able to print out invitation letter as frm friday . . . any1 else wif dis info?

me2

Marc9: Children of God praaaaaiiiisse da Lord!!!! Dem just send me d sms now oooo! Ope o! Fear bn dey grip me b4, cos na my fone I take register d post utme application, com go print am for cyber cafe. I think say I do mistake agn. Whew! My mind don cuule!

thank God o my brother
buy dem Neva send mai own sha

Marc9: amos, abeg shey passport appear for d application print out? Dat paper wey we print out after submission

i no see any passport

Marc9: Now I'm more edgy than ever. Like I'm yet to get any sms or email notification. Could it be that it's being done in batch? But when I paid for d post utme processing, I didn't pay in batch, y dem wan give me hypertension?!!

me sef tire o

r u telling me dat dose women r virgins

Ifyx: chillax boss,may we watch hw tinz dey unfold.
#Peace!

ummm

me neva reciv msg ooo

Ifeco4donz: I SALUTE YOU. HOW Z D PREP GOIN ? HOPE U ARE SATURATED !

lyk bread wey enta insyd water

Marc9: I'm in a quandary. I actually registered for UI post utme and printed out d two leaves application detail. Nw here's my worry, I'm yet to receive any confirmation to indicate my application has been duly processed, neither hv I received a notification/invitation for d screening, with necessary detail. Can some1 help out?

welcom

has any1 reciev d msg...from ui

galz r jez toping as if na only dem...
kudoz to galz

dz pipu don pish us go page2
restorin position in progress

the fakest one

c as dem dey talk as if polticis na lyk football career

PrinceCEE: mbbs gurus should dance skelewo cos one admission slot is nw vacant........... A guy from my hood got 290 in jamb and reps mbbs in UI. Bt he's nw processing his admission to study in Ghana.


Bt Ghanaian University & UI, which sure pass

i.e -1 aspirants

Awoofawo: And how is your quiz relevance to his respond?!
Don't government institutions experience power failure too?!

i tink say na dem dey controll power

FrancisTony: Lool. The 'so called' acid test.

no be only me notice

we have told them we will consider generators rather than
public power supply because it can fail us.
is jamb not created by gov

August 2014 EXAMINATION.
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Attempt all questions, questions carry equal marks)
1a) How many chibok gals were kidnapped and state d rison for their kidnap?
(20marks)
1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said by who and to whom?
Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you switchon a
Nokia phone ?(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past tense of Make ?
(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of ladies using blackberry
phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request
and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B (Attempt all questions)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of elegushi beach. (take
pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on who wants to be a
millionaire a day after you guys broke up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference,
how many days will it take Patience to deliver the same speech onthe same
occasion? Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional wedding and white
wedding respectively. There is every likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to
print wedding invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss. (20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The Top' (15 Marks)
3)Whats the name of the lady that says "please enter your secret number" at
the ATM center of the banks. State reasons why she was chosen and explain
too(20 Marks)
NO SIDE TALK........... Your starts now and good luck to u all!!

alutacontinua: It's not possible
that's why I perform IQ test on any guy that comes close to me

iq test...can u perform one on me......plssssssss

i wonder y u no get gun for hand
i trust mai baginatu....poka

the game ended in 5-1 favouring d host
while yaya sanogo smashed in 4goals plus joel campbell scoring too
and
a compensating goal from gaitan