This is what I am thinking about and wondering what level I am.

Level one didnt make it. There are pictures to go with it and they are something else!



Level 2 Azz: The Bantamweight division of Asses. Phrases like "Nice Sexy Ass" comes to mind when you catch a glimpse of an Ass like this. Looks best in a form fitting skirt and high heels. When it comes to "knockin' da Boots" a level 2 Ass girl is best laid flat on her stomach and hit from the back to get the maximum roundness and feel for this kinda Ass.












Level 3 Azz: The Featherweight category of Asses. At this point the hips gets a little wider and the ass gets a little juice boost An Ass like this can get away without wearing something skin-tight, but always looks better in something snug. A level 2 Azz matched with a nice pair of solid calves likes real good in a right-fitting women's business suit. When it comes to "Rockin' da Box", Cowgirl Position (The Ass on top, face-to-face) is always nice because at level 3, there's right amount of Ass to palm and get your hands around.








Level 4 Azz: The Lightweight class of Asses. Not only do you get a little more thickness in the thighs, the Ass at level 3 starts to get "Dat Poke" to it. Phrases like "Smackalicious" comes to mind when you see an Ass like this. This is really the last level that you can hide the Ass with any kind of clothing. An Ass like this looks its best in a nice tight pair of white jeans. And when it comes to "Ballin'", reverse Cowgirl (The Ass facing you) is the logical choice if you got an enthusiastic level 4 Azz. This is the last level of Ass that the average mofo can enjoy watching da Ass bounce up and down casually on top with out bracing himself.






Level 5 Azz: The Welterweight division of Asses. The length of the Ass increases at this level and this lower bottom cheeks are prominent. If a level 5 Ass stands straight up, you can stick a credit card under one of the cheeks and it won't fall, From level 5 Azz on, it's virtually impossible to hide the Ass with clothing. You know there's some Ass there regardless of what she's has on, When you see a level 5 Azz working out in the gym with some short cotton shorts on, that's when its in its full glory. Creative Ass Strokers would best savor this kinda ass in the "Vertical Open-Scissors" position (Her one leg on the bed, the other on your shoulder) to get the maximum grip on the level 5 Azz cheeks.




Level 6 Azz: The Middleweight division of Asses. Now this is when full moon roundness comes out. Phrases like "Oh Shit.!!!" Comes to mind when you see an Ass like this. The level 6 Azz maintains compact thickness in size, but the overall dimension is a blockbuster. Seeing an Ass like this in a sexy, long sheer evening gown while your out on the town with your girl will surely get you kicked out of the crib every time because not even the Pope could look away from an Ass like this. Doggy-style is automatic from this level on. Celebrity Azz comparison: Serena Williams.








Level 7 Azz: The Light Heavyweight division of Asses. Not only does the level 7 ass increase in overall length, you also get the wideness. Smacking the lower half of these cheeks will always get an echo back. Its always good to see an ass like this in sexy ladies briefs. Now this is the last level that an Ass this big in size can maintain its smoothness, And when it comes to sex-style, you want to put a level 7 Azz on all fours, spread out mid-height because this is probably the last level you're going to see the punanni from that position,








Level 8 Azz: The Cruiserweight division of Asses. The Phrase that comes to mind when you see an Ass like this is "DAYUMMM!!!" followed by a silent pause. It almost looks like somebody dropped a < stick of dynamite in the pants and lit it. Each Ass section takes on a life of its own, kinda like two independent hemispheres. The Ass from level 8 on can't help but have dimples because of all the cheese. And when it comes to gear, Sisqo said it best; Thong-thong -thong- thong- thonggg!!! And when it comes to "Stretchin' Out" a level 8 Azz, believe it or not, besides Doggy, Missionary is always an excellent option because if you have an all-out freak, lay that level 8 Azz on the floor and on every stroke, your jewels are rubbing against nothin' but sunshine! Celebrity Azz comparison: Serena Williams 5 years after she retires from tennis.



Level 9 Azz: The Heavyweight division of Asses. This Level of Ass is not for the weak or faint of heart. The only phrase that can come out of your mouth at this level is "W-w-w-whuttt!?!" in a hushed mumble. The Phatness is absolutely unbelievable in a level 9 Azz. Best gear for level 9 Azz? A mid-length natural fiber dress with no panties and it doesn't have to be tight because the level 9 Azz will wiggle and jiggle regardless. And when it comes to sex position, if you're the average mofo, forget about Cowgirl because you'll get folded like a soft taco. Your best bet cowboy, is to bend that Phat Ass over, saddle up and try to stay on for 8 seconds,






Level 10 Azz: The Super Heavyweight division of Asses. When it comes to Asses, this is the apex, the pinnacle, the zenith, etc, Believe or not, this is the biggest an Ass can get. Only the woman around the Ass can get any bigger. And when it comes to phrases, there ain't none, you're speechless. And if your girl is with you, she's speechless too. Sexy gear for the level 10 Azz? Its like this, there's no such thing as a thong for a level 10 Azz because even a regular pair of panties are converted into a G-String. The level 10 Azz has the all consuming gravitational pull of a Black-Hole because its mass. And when it comes the sexin' the level 10 Azz, if your packing in the pants like the average mofo, don't even think about Doggy because you'll be lucky if your tip can make it through all dat Azz to reach the pubics. Your best bet is to gently lay a big girl with a level 10 Azz on her back, give the punanni 5 solid strokes and then let the smooth rocking motion of the waves take you home,

I am Nana ama

Are you looking for me?

MP007:

Haha Ghana win brazil? geeezz!

Sorry but I don't find that funny. Our guys are doing well and we should cheer them on and acknowledge what they have acheived!

darqly:

, ahem, The family's pride, our first phone!!

P.S- God bless Alexander Graham Bell

Would you like to sell it to me? Please!

drealnoni:

My phone is the nokia 7270,its has a nice sleek the design and has so many functions like:
Nokia 7270 Phone Features

Phone Features


Voice
Conference calling
Auto redial, speed dialing
Call log lists dialed, received and missed calls
Voice dialing and voice commands
Voice recorder3
Internal handsfree speaker for convenient communication

Multimedia Messaging Service
Multimedia messaging for receiving, editing and sending messages with text, audio files, and voice clips, and images1,14


Camera and Video
Camera resolution: VGA (640 x 480 pixels), Video resoultion: SubQCIF (128 x 96 pixels)19
Standard, portrait, and night modes
4X digital zoom
Image quality options: High, Normal, Basic
Video streaming1


It has a radio

But I think it comes short in memory size because I can't store a lot of videos and it has only infrared no bluetooth but basically it still is a cool phone

Do you actually use all these functions?

NIGERIAN POLICE FORRCCEE!!

Just the phrase makes me want to run to the nearest British Embassy! Do I need to spell out my views?

chinani:

@Ama
Haba, heartbreak! You make "learn to deal with it" sound like having to take cold showers or something.

I know! dealing with IT is not like taking a cold shower. It's probably more like having COLD TURKEY. But then you have to weigh the two and decide whether the joy that you get from being in love is worth the pain of being heart broken. As you get older, you develop strategies for dealing with heartbreak. Jumping off a cliff is definitely not one of the options! Life is all about pleasure and pain. Pain only becomes unbearable if you don't know how to deal with it.

I believe love can die. Love for relations is a different matter all together. There are things that people can do in a relation which can kill their love. Cheating, lieing, nurturing another relationship somewhere else, etc

I think after considering all of these methods, good old fashion truth will set you free. Tell her it's not going to work out and outline your reasons if you give a shit about her.

luface:

i would like to know the KOKO ,i must INVESTIGATE why should six girls should be naked in the same room, & finally help them if they ll need my help

That is so NOBLE of you!

"Yes i have been and am right now, it feels so good something deep down in my stomach comes up my throat, i feel my heartbeat when i think of him, and i'm so happily inlove "

That's really nice @venice. Make the most of it and enjoy it! Some people are immuned to love. Not quite sure how it happens but it does.

People these days make others feel that falling in love is a bad thing. I don't want to get all phylosophical about what love is. If your heart beats when you think about the person, then that is good enough for me. Life is too short so you make the most of it. You might get heart broken but it's all part of growing up and you learn to deal with it.

dragonfly:

I am 34 and my boyfriend is 22. Any thoughts?

Does he have a tall friend? lol!

dakmanzero:

Guys. One of the perks of riches is getting to use and dump all the women you want.

Sad but true.

And if women didn't think like THIS (witness the girlies on this thread, especially the intelligent ones), this perk wouldnt exist!

As a rich man, you get to enjoy women of ALL types. The finest, most beautiful, cultured, educated, stupid, religious, illiterate, fat, thin, short, tall, black, white, yellow, igbo, yoruba, hausa, etc etc etc, simply BECAUSE they think like THIS!

AND you get to dump 'em and move to the next one as often as you like.

Watch a soap opera. Why are the main guys always rich (but not always handsome). Why are the main girls always hot (but seldom rich). Its the feminine fantasy. You can't fight it. If you're broke, the girls wont come running after you no matter how long ure **** is rumoured to be. Live with it.

They will delude themselves that the man whose money they are lusting over isnt after more than their tight round asses. They will scream and defend him with tears in their eyes when you tell them the plain truth, then they will cry and curse his family when he dumps them and moves on to their friend/sister/mother whoever. It is the way of the world.

Always has been, always will be.

When she looks in the mirror and sees that those boobs arent standing like they used to, that skin is losing its colour, and the rich boy she's currently dating seems to be going the way of the last 2,000, maybe she'll consider your broke ass. 'Cos then its either you or bust.

And guess what? if you become rich you'll probably ignore her and go chasing the tight-assed bimbos.

c'est la vie

Dat is life, my brodders. It is sad for all involved, except the rich guys.

Well said. Any intelligent lady will take note of what you have said. Essentially, gold diggers come in different shades, shapes and sizes.

If a man goes out with a girl only because of her looks and the girl does the same because of his cash, then the relationship is doomed right from the start. Having said that, if the guy gets to show off his trophy and the girl gets wined and dined (presuming that's what she wants) in the most expensive restaurants in town, then it's a win win situation for all don't you think?

Apparently, selling your body to the highest bidder is the longest runing profession in history. No prizes for guessing the correct job title.

I think it is only natural that a woman would want to marry a rich man. Being rich is seen as being successful and if you look back in history, you would realised that women have always been attracted to successful men. Be it the strongest man in the village, the most skillful hunter etc.

Having said that, there are some lazy girls around who are just waiting for Mr Rich to come and marry them and look after their entire clan. This is very wrong. As far as I know, there are lots of opportunities for women to go out to work these days. Even if it is a little part time job.

Personally, I work hard and I do expect any man that I have a relationship with to be able to pay their own bills at least. I like to wear the trousers some times but not when it comes to paying bills .

I SAW THIS ON THE INTERNET AND THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WITH THE LADIES.

By definition, a prince is the nice guy who you probably rejected when you were sixteen — the keeper — the one interested in marriage and who will treat you the way you deserve to be treated. The player, on the other hand, is the boy you lusted over in high school. He’s the one who’s suave and sexy and knows it. He’s the one with all the right moves, none of them putting your interests first. And yet, he’s so very attractive.

Here are six features that will help you tell a prince from a player.

A prince calls when he says he will. A player has a long list of excuses as to why he couldn’t call.

A prince puts you first. A player puts everything but you first — work, golf, drinking, friends, you name it.


A prince wants to meet your family and friends and wants you to meet his (when he sees the relationship is moving forward). A player may take you out with his friends (or bring his friends along on your date, depending how you view it), even on the first date. Consider this a clear sign that dating you has little to do with building a relationship. As for family, don’t plan on meeting them.

A prince invests time in you — taking time to find out your favourite song, dessert, etc., a sign of his falling for you. A player puts forth little effort to really get to know you.

A prince is the one who will hand-deliver chicken soup when you’re sick. A player is the one who will be way too busy to see you when you’re sick because it won’t be any fun for him.

A prince will romance you slowly, bringing you a single flower or bouquet when the time is right, sending a romantic card, or going someplace fancy for dinner to celebrate something special. A player will romance you in a blaze of extravagance — with dozens of the most expensive bouquets “just because,” going to the most expensive restaurants from the beginning, and other similar extravagances. He’s basically looking for a quick payoff.
Beware: If it seems too good to be true, it probably is! If you’re caught up in a whirlwind romance, remember, tornadoes sweep in, wreak havoc, and disappear as quickly as they came. Slow and steady really does win the race!

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oh yes Shaggy, shaggyyyy shaggggyyyyyy. Any time!

Personally I have never dated a white guy before and I wouldn't knock it but I wouldn't say they are cuter than black guys. I have never come accross a romantic black guy before. Sadly the only ones I have come accross are the ones on TV. Sad eh?