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Merlissa:
After 4 weeks of unprotected sex

Girlfriend: hey hubby

Boyfriend : Hey bbe.

Girlfriend: I wanna tel u sumthng

Boyfriend: ummmm okey shoot

Girl: Plz promise me you wont be mad?

Boyfriend: was little bit nervous,he
then asked.. are u telling
me or not (With high tempter)

Girlfriend: (she started to cry) I, I,I, I, I
think , I think, I think am pregnant.

Boyfriend: WhaAaaaaaat??, How (with a high temper)

Girl: yeap, i missed my periods I am pregnant

Boyfriend: you gotta be kidding ryt?

Girlfriend: Oh bbe how could i joke
with such thing?? (the boy dropped the phone &
the Girl cried a lot)

Thinking she lost him for good, she even
thought of committing suicide ,

After 30 minutes she then hears
a knock at the door when she opens up
boooooooom it was her b.f ,kneeling on the
door

Boyfriend: 200 billion stars,
7continents ,196 countries,
9planets, 9 Provinces, 3 Capital
cities and I had the privilege to meet
such an sophisticated,intelligent, motivated, inspirational
loving woman like you.

..Babe let me correct you , you not
pregnant.. We pregnant, we
both responsible for the baby..

The love of my life will you
marry me

Do these kind of guys still exist?

this one your asking is like you don carry belly

Anyi3:
It's a wonder this OP didn't even read his link
You just rushed to fish out the political side to just heat up things.

If you read the two quotes below in that article, you would have understood better. Nigeria's crude is light.

"China likes crude oil that is heavy and sweet, as it fits the appetite of its refineries that produce a lot of fuel oil to keep its industrial and manufacturing economy running, according to a data from the US Energy Information Administration, EIA."

"Consequently, China ignores Nigerian crude for now, as their demand for light sweet crude oil is very sparse."

but they have been buying it

Is like bird in the cage, the one out side is desperate to go in, but the one inside is desperate to go out

You fool me one SHAME on YOU but if you fool me twice SHAME on ME

OREMUSSANCTUS:
"Am poor
I don't ve house in abuja or lagos
I ve only #1m in ma acct
I only ve 150 cows"
Jesus! Buhari has scammed us

Make I sit down and watch how dose thugs support #babaonechance
Even lie muhamMAD dhe learn for where Buhari dhe lie

I thought am the only one that read he has only 1million in his account and that he borrowed form bank to buy presidency form

Is this the change we been waiting for?

What a world when you thought you have a friend

Famous word of a fool

Do nigerians still listen to country music

There is this debt going on GERRARD and LAMPARD who is better player

Emmyk:
Adios

yes amigo

adeaks:
Bye bye to Uncle jonah. That will be the last time he will ever board that presidential helicopter.

and fo*l like you will never board it till you die!

I have turn down a girl who want me to break her virginity

Just let she enjoy while it last

Good for them

[quote author=waleab post=3376760]eya[i/quote]I think I love you cus you speak from you.

Gudnicedeals:
No, I don't have someone over there in Jos. My plan is to rent an apartment over there for a month or thereabout as soon as arrive. Do you think that's feasible?

then it should be in hotel

It depends where you wish visit you don't have anyone in jos?

Lucky for her

Monster are real GHOST are real too and they live inside u I mean You and sometimes they win

hmmm

Ok

LMAyedun:
Poverty is a bastard

like you know I pity them, so sorry that it has to come to this

I bless God for she will make it.

I bless God for she will make it

ginawest:
y shud I walk away?I wl simply help im clean it up...wu knows,he myt b testing me

u are a gud gal for dis I will look for u

It was raining and evening and I was desperate to meet dis 2go bebe so I went with my guy with my bike, after meetin her night has come and is now pouring heavy on our way coming back we had an accident my bike broke all most to pieces and my leg had to be stitched till to day I have not anyone wat happen

Another madness person

Another fuolish person

Should we cry or joy of joy?