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Jokes EtcRe: Most Hilarious Wedding Picture . Time To Laugh by amalder: 6:46pm On Jul 14, 2016
very funny indeed

Jokes EtcBack In The Days When Life Was Sweet by amalder(op): 6:37pm On Jul 14, 2016
did you do this children play?

Nairaland GeneralRe: Does This Picture Say The Truth? by amalder: 6:31pm On Jul 14, 2016
possible
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Mysterious Chinese Village Of Twins by amalder: 6:25pm On Jul 14, 2016
nice . miracle.amazing
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Hadiza Usman As NPA MD by amalder: 8:51pm On Jul 12, 2016
Jirate:
huh
I am from Edo state, an APC state till Date, Buhari, nothing for our People?
I know you have never liked and will never like the Yorubas but please Don't group us along with them. cool
them who? el-pero
FamilyRe: 10 Pictures That Will Show Why You Should Not Leave Your Kids Alone At Home. by amalder: 1:00pm On Jul 11, 2016
hmmmm

RomanceWhat Will You Do If Your In Her Shoe (photo) by amalder(op):
if is you will you continue with the marriage or will you go for D.I.V.O.R.C.E
Forum GamesRe: Who Would You Call At Gun Point? by amalder: 7:10pm On Jul 03, 2016
ozor1:
Anybody wey call me is safe,I don't take unknown calls
see u wey no dey pick unknown number BUHARI like you
PoliticsRe: Oby Ezekwesili And Kwankwaso Celebrate USA Independence In Abuja by amalder: 12:00pm On Jul 03, 2016
Tolexander:
what are they celebrating?

Isn't the celebration meant to be July 4?
though so too. I remember when they are going to war to Iraq they told them , WE WILL LIGHT YOUR WORLD LIKE 4 OF JULY.
PoliticsRe: Stampede At Asiwaju Bola Tinubu's Annual Ramadan Outreach by amalder: 12:07am On Jul 03, 2016
hunger everywhere

PhonesRe: Shocking: Man Marries His Phone In Outrageous Wedding (photos) by amalder: 11:02pm On Jun 30, 2016
crazy
CrimeRe: Theft Of Cooked Food On Fire In Ilorin Becomes Widespread by amalder: 2:46pm On Jun 27, 2016
Is same in jos especial hausa area's. welcome to CHANGE my people
TV/MoviesRe: [Pics] Game of thrones just produced the biggest battle ever on tv by amalder: 9:43pm On Jun 24, 2016
nice one just want to see John snow
TravelMust DANGOTE Truck Drivers Kill Us All? by amalder(op): 9:33am On Jun 22, 2016
I been thinking about creating this thread is about DANGOTE truck drivers.how they kill innocent nigerians on daily basis with their reckless driving and no body is talking.
CrimeRe: Robbers Attack Chisco Bus At Shagamu, Strip Passengers Of Valuables by amalder: 9:12am On Jun 20, 2016
hedonistic:
Haba. Can you provide more details? On what road(s) did these attacks happen? Were you in a passenger bus? What time of the day? Any casualties?
nite bus before lafia
CrimeRe: Robbers Attack Chisco Bus At Shagamu, Strip Passengers Of Valuables by amalder:
I have been a victim of highway robbers for five times.but the Lord always see me through. there was one I was robbed TO and FRO
FoodRe: See The #100 Tomatoes I Bought Today by amalder: 7:50pm On Jun 17, 2016
opyzy:
seems the price is crashing
tell me is in plateau
Music/RadioTell Us Your Preferred Music Genres by amalder(op): 1:53pm On Jun 17, 2016
what genres of music do you like, for me is country all the way.

HealthRe: The Ultra Modern Hospital Built In Damaturu By Yobe State Government In Damaturu by amalder: 1:09pm On Jun 17, 2016
Good one. but how long do you think it will last , cus no one will maintain it
HealthRe: The Nigerian Diabetic Diet. by amalder: 10:36am On Jun 16, 2016
Baroba:
4.0 to 6.0 mmol/l fasting ( blood sugar level when you have just woken up in the morning without eating) 7.6mmol/l 2 hrs post meal.. It might go over slightly but once its not too far from the numbers mentioned, you are still OK..
thanks a lot
Jokes EtcRe: What Is the Funniest Picture You Have? by amalder: 11:26pm On Jun 15, 2016
this one

BusinessRe: Chinese Supermarket In Abuja Explains Why It Banned Nigerian Shoppers by amalder: 11:17pm On Jun 15, 2016
you see I told you
CrimeRe: Yabatech Student Assaulted In Oshodi Bus By 8 Men by amalder: 10:46pm On Jun 15, 2016
you will be fine. what doesn't kill you will make you much more stronger
HealthRe: The Nigerian Diabetic Diet. by amalder: 9:19pm On Jun 15, 2016
jodeci:
6.3 aint bad,but be careful of what u eat since your dad had it.
thank you, but wat is the normal level
HealthRe: The Nigerian Diabetic Diet. by amalder: 7:15pm On Jun 12, 2016
am not diabetic but my dad was, I went for sugar test and is 6.3 i was told to be careful with wat I eat , and only 32
RomanceRe: My Experience Wooing This Girl by amalder: 6:42pm On Jun 12, 2016
CaptainEColeJnr:
[b]The following day,
I decided to go into the campus of the school,just a stone-throw away, then I met Fatima "Hey, how have you been?" I inquired
"Cool" came the reply .
Got to know she just gained admission into the school and prior to that,
But while perusing down her feminine body,I noticed something similar to the wristwatch I bought for Pelumi, out of curiosity, I asked her,she said it was giving to her by one of her admirers .. I sought further to know the name of the admirer .. —Chuks.. yes! Chuks

After some series of mental bewilderment, I asked if she was Fatima, and she replied, Yes,her friend was indeed Pelumi..
"It is too much of a coincidence ,she must be the so-called Fatima Chuks had been referring to.. but in analogy, Chuks happened to be wooing her(Fatima) and diverted my gifts meant for Peluma to her with the pretense that he bought it himself.
" What!!! " she was obviously shocked, but not as shocked as me though.
"Where is Pelumi?" I asked after a little narration of my story to her..
To my utmost surprise... Pelumi is in London, she left the previous day,the Sunday.
"She schools there" said Fatima
"She only came down here on holiday and spent a little time with me" she further added. Yeeeepaaaa!!!!!!

Now the question is why did Chuks divert the gifts?

Chuks definitely had met Pelumi before I did,due to the fact that he is courting Fatima.

But because he was in need of the laptop ,he decided to play a fast one on me.

He also knew Pelumi would be leaving back to school soon,and she'll definitely not agree to my proposals probably due to distance so he never bothered contacting her or even telling her about me while he lied to me!

I was flabbergasted and astounded. My mind seemed to have jerked into a state of mental paranoia.. it was a total loss for me..

"Chuks must return my laptop back,and everything I spent on the course", I said

Now the funny thing is that I spent days buying various gifts, rehearsing lines, and even attending the campus church not knowing I was chasing nothing! She didn't even know.. She might have just greeted me in the first place just as a normal courtesy ... Whatever it was.. the fact remained that I lost.

As for the old laptop, I had been promising Chuks that I'd give it to him,but I never planned to, It had been a loss.. I guess God was trying to punish me for my niggardness.. [/b]

I would like to thank those who encouraged me right from the beginning of the thread.. CC. Sandoski,Equalizer.. thank you falconey for the "DVD joke" .. ErnieSmallz thanks for the "Super Story song " (yeye girl. tongue) .. thanks to my loyal viewers.. na una try pass
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not bad I enjoyed it keep it up
CrimeRe: "Bros I'm Behind You"! See How I Was Robbed In A Bank by amalder: 10:47pm On Jun 10, 2016
did you report it to the bank security men? so they can use security camera to trace him
CrimeRe: 15-year-old Girl Kidnapped In Abuja & Converted To Islam Rescued In Katsina by amalder: 10:19pm On Jun 10, 2016
if your religion promotes killing of non believers, kidnapping of young girls, raping victims or selling your daughter as wife at age of 12 your not praying to the God above but the one below.
EducationRe: 5 Things You Won't Believe You Never Knew by amalder: 10:45pm On Jun 09, 2016
am glad i know it now

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