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Science/Technology › Re: Photos As Recaptured Kano Lion Returns To Cage by AmazingELixir: 2:29pm On Oct 22, 2019
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The lion can now rest in its cage in peace it has eaten its fill in the past 4-5 days tour of the zoo facility.

In it's own thinking lion Pikin nogo come suffer for Nigeria nextLevel wahala grin
Travel › Re: People Use Boat At Flooded Adesanya Estate, Lekki, Lagos (Video) by AmazingELixir: 11:18pm On Oct 21, 2019
Badmod:
This Kayak,not boat.
That's no kayak my friend but a life raft
Politics › Re: Ben Murray Bruce As Senior Prefect In 1974, St. Gregory's College (Throwback Pix by AmazingELixir: 10:29pm On Oct 21, 2019
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That was when Nigeria had direction, now we are everywhere like dancehall disco light
Crime › Re: Photos Of Kidnappers Arrested By Abba Kyari & His Team & Weapons Recovered by AmazingELixir:
MobilityExpress:
God bless ABBA Kyari and his team abundantly. He doesn't make noise, he gets to work undercover like a every exceptional detective would do, but his remarkable results do the talking for him. Our very own batman that gives
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So diswan they're doing now is it not noise making..
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill 3 Vigilantes In Kaduna, Displace 16 Villages by AmazingELixir: 7:56pm On Oct 21, 2019
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Buhari's kinsmen on rampage, their brother is incharge of Aso rock so no shaking
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Visits Federal House Of Representatives In Abuja (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 7:22pm On Oct 21, 2019
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Wetin she go find there naa....dis waka waka geh.

Meanwhile I have serious reservation about this two pics.

Celebrities › Re: Akpororo Buys A New Car, Stands On It, Promotes 'I Serve A Very Big God' by AmazingELixir: 7:02pm On Oct 21, 2019
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Crime › Re: Trial Of Gracious David West Stalled over Lack of Legal Representative by AmazingELixir: 5:29pm On Oct 21, 2019
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Lack of legal representation kee ...when there are tons of charge and bail lawyer roaming the whole court room in Nigeria.

Please they should assign him one so that his sentencing will be swift and brutal, Evans the billionaire
kidnapper's pathetic prosecution should never be allowed to repeat itself here.

Can you imagine this fvck & kee maniac is carrying a bible shocked shocked
Crime › Re: Samuel Aku Attah Dies: NSCDC Officer Shot In Kidnap Attack In Abuja Is Dead by AmazingELixir: 5:25pm On Oct 21, 2019
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Its wao for dis country ooh, even security operatives are not safe
Travel › Re: The Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library Abeokuta (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 5:16pm On Oct 21, 2019
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Will take quite a sizeable chunk of dough to maintain this Library cum zoological garden cum resort cum hotel infact whatever it is called.

Obasanjo finish Migeria sha
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Newborn Son Already Has Fake Instagram Accounts by AmazingELixir: 12:59pm On Oct 21, 2019
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And somebody will comman be blaming the herdsman for calling them lazy youths.
Celebrities › Re: Chioma Hails Davido For Sleeping By Her Side In Labour Room by AmazingELixir: 12:26pm On Oct 21, 2019
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Obo the rampant fatherer
Celebrities › Re: Gabrielle Okoye’s 5th Birthday: Flavour And Sandra Okagbue's Daughter Shines by AmazingELixir: 10:53pm On Oct 20, 2019
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Fyn geh.

But her mama don carry photoshop contrast the small geh skin sotay person no come sabi weda the geh black abi fair...women na wao oo
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija: Cindy Receives Car From Flo Rich As A Gift (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 10:45pm On Oct 20, 2019
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Celebrities › Re: Tunde Ednut And Joro Olumofin Are Fighting - Checkout Hilarious Meme Collection by AmazingELixir: 8:17pm On Oct 20, 2019
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I'm not understanding has the meaning of fighting as we use to know it changed, because I'm not seeing Ednut's swollen eyes or bleeding mouth ooh..
Celebrities › Re: Tunde Ednut And Joro Olumofin Are Fighting - Checkout Hilarious Meme Collection by AmazingELixir: 8:17pm On Oct 20, 2019
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I'm not understanding has the meaning of fighting as we use to know it changed, because I'm not seeing Ednut's swollen eyes ooh..
Celebrities › Re: Lilian Esoro And Her Lookalike, Uju Fanta Meet by AmazingELixir: 2:44pm On Oct 20, 2019
subtlemee:
Ubi messed up ..see fresh babe
I prefer your own smole any day..wow!
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Agrees With Naira Marley That His Legwork is Bigger Than Headies by AmazingELixir: 2:39pm On Oct 20, 2019
kristian98:
Let us know the number of Marlians on Nairaland wink
Like for Nairamarley, share for wizkid
By malians you mean drug addicts baa?
Politics › Re: FG To Construct Coastal Rail That Will Terminate In Onitsha by AmazingELixir: 11:44am On Oct 20, 2019
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They've started again, I hope they know the refineries are all working and in full installed capacities.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by AmazingELixir: 10:56am On Oct 20, 2019
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I don't understand this kind of image sharing...is Davido sharing his face and side beards or image of Ifeanyi the newborn?

Now that Davido and Chioma have combined genes let me see how Afonjizees and Ipobians will take this news since they don't want to see eye to eye
Family › Re: My Aunt Doesn't Want Me To Discipline Her Children. by AmazingELixir: 11:42pm On Oct 19, 2019
jenifer007:
Most relations are like that.They don't tolerate rubbish when it comes to other peoples' children but their own kids are like eggs nobody must touch them.That's total nonsense....Op if the children cross your path which I know they will because they believe they have their mother's support, show them the African method by scolding them wella, if their mum tries to shout at you in return,please endeavour to serve her tea hot too....Give her her own dose too then she will realize you are also a no nonsense person like her too and she will definitely give herself brain.

Trust me anyone that thinks say he or she get craze,that person never jam person wey get craze pass am.
Hmm Jennifer take am easy oooh
Op those kids are your cousins whatever they are doing now they'll out grow it in time, if you must correct them do so out of genuine concern for their wellbeing and it mustn't involve getting physical.

Meanwhike you must cure yourself of the inner bitterness you endured from your aunt's treatment, afteral as you pointed out your aunt's corrections had its benefits as reflected to some extent how you've turned out.

I donot believe your aunt can instruct her kids not to greet you but if she did it will be best to leave them to their devices and mind your lane.
They will definitely come around in the fullness of time.
Family › Re: My Aunt Doesn't Want Me To Discipline Her Children. by AmazingELixir: 11:36pm On Oct 19, 2019
jenifer007:
Most relations are like that.They don't tolerate rubbish when it comes to other peoples' children but their own kids are like eggs nobody must touch them.That's total nonsense....Op if the children cross your path which I know they will because they believe they have their mother's support, show them the African method by scolding them wella, if their mum tries to shout at you in return,please endeavour to serve her tea hot too....Give her her own dose too then she will realize you are also a no nonsense person like her too and she will definitely give herself brain.

Trust me anyone that thinks say he or she get craze,that person never jam person wey get craze pass am.
Hmm Jennifer take am easy oooh
Op those kids are your cousins whatever they are doing now they'll out grow it in time, if you must correct them do so out of genuine concern for their wellbeing and it mustn't involve getting physical.

Meanwhike you must cure yourself of the inner bitterness you endured from your aunt's treatment, afteral as you pointed out your aunt's corrections had its benefits as reflected to some extent how you've turned out.

I donot believe your aunt can instruct her kids not to greet you but if she did it will be best to leave them to their devices and mind your lane.
Celebrities › Re: Frodd Visits Onitsha Market Fire Scene (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 10:08pm On Oct 19, 2019
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To do what exactly, compensate the traders that lost their wares with that little cash he made or just to front as an ex mate of that useless reality show
Politics › Re: The Accident Victims Involving Obaseki’s Convoy (Graphic Photos) by AmazingELixir: 9:50pm On Oct 19, 2019
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I blame Adam's Oshomole for this
Crime › Re: Kano: Customs Impounds 250 Bags Of Rice Concealed In Fuel Tanker by AmazingELixir: 9:11pm On Oct 19, 2019
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Bad market
Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin With Mike, Mercy, BamBam And Ebuka At The Headies 2019 by AmazingELixir: 8:31pm On Oct 19, 2019
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Crime › Re: Malam Niga’s Rehabilitation Centre Kaduna: 147 Victims Rescued by AmazingELixir: 8:13pm On Oct 19, 2019
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How did we come to share thesame country with this kind of eternally backward extremists for goodness sakes

Politics › Re: FG Says It Is Partnering The Russian Government To Revive Ajaokuta Steel Company by AmazingELixir: 1:05pm On Oct 19, 2019
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Hmmm na so APC mouth dae lick with all shades of lies...this same Ajeokuta plant they were making noise Upandan that they've revived.
Politics › Re: Border Closure: Smugglers Devise New Methods To Beat Customs by AmazingELixir:
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Guess many will avoid this post especially the horde of miscreants constituting nuisance on this platform, long read ain't their thing.

Meanwhile this got me cracked up;

"When asked about the Abakaliki rice from Ebonyi state and the Coscharis rice, he said the Abakaliki rice was also as scarce as others while stressing that they were yet to see Coscharis rice in Owerri. “For now, people that want to buy Coscharis rice, we refer them to the television where they saw the advertorials."
Travel › Re: Passengers On Aero Praying After Thunderstorm During A Flight To Port Harcourt. by AmazingELixir: 12:21pm On Oct 19, 2019
TheSourcerer:
so to you ignoring God is selfishness,?
Yes that is exactly what it is, somebody that is in synch with God has no business with selfishness

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