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Education › Re: 8-Year-Old Zamfara Girl Who Treks 2KM To School Gets A Bicycle Gift (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 5:37pm On Jul 31, 2019
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Whoever thought of buying a bicycle for the 8 year girl has finally succeeded in putting the little girl's life in danger.

Now she will be attracting attention from people who hitherto wouldn't give a fvck about her.

Owning a bicycle up north especially in the rural area is like owning a luxury car down south of course it comes with it's own attention both positive and negative.

Little girl I cover you with the Holy spirit even though your parents are slammers and no harm shall come your way.
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Twerks For Tiwa Savage in New Photos by AmazingELixir: 1:10pm On Jul 31, 2019
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See massive face paint for that fat woman face puah #spits
Education › Re: Federal University Ebonyi Generates Own Power, Independent Of National Grid by AmazingELixir: 1:02pm On Jul 31, 2019
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Igbo ajoka nma
TV/Movies › Re: 7 Things People Hate About Big Brother Naija by AmazingELixir: 12:47pm On Jul 31, 2019
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What I detest is BBN itself and not what is contained therein
Politics › Re: I Certified Buhari's WAEC Result Not The One From Cambridge - Deputy Registrar by AmazingELixir:
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5
Buhariiiiii and em pipu no go kee us for this con3

TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Omashola Kisses Venita by AmazingELixir:
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Op we know you're addicted to that joke of a reality show, can you atleast spare some of us that are still sane in this country the trauma of having to be constantly abused by this nonsensical blogs.

I don't even know who to blame anymore the addicted OP or the mod that keeps pushing this trash to the front page.
Crime › Re: Married Man Commits Suicide In Benue by AmazingELixir: 9:37am On Jul 31, 2019
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Everything that comes into this country is always taken to the extreme.

Suicide is now a daily occurrence chai
Politics › Re: I’ll Assign Portfolio To Ministers At Inauguration – Buhari by AmazingELixir: 9:35am On Jul 31, 2019
Islie:
…lauds Senate’s speedy job





https://www.newtelegraphng.com/2019/07/ill-assign-portfolio-to-ministers-at-inauguration-buhari/
What a slow poke for a president, I'm sure this will take him another 2 months to assign.

Buhari we will yet survive you and your agents of backwardness
Politics › Re: I’ll Assign Portfolio To Ministers At Inauguration – Buhari by AmazingELixir: 9:32am On Jul 31, 2019
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Nna ehh...!!

Pornographic peddlers dhan invade nairaland ooo
Sports › Re: The Top 10 Greatest Football Players Of The Last 25 Years by AmazingELixir: 9:22am On Jul 31, 2019
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OP chop shi.t.....where okocha, Lothar Mathaus and Gheorghe Hagi for that list..
Politics › Re: 'The Real Boko Haram is Defeated' - Garba Shehu Insists by AmazingELixir: 9:11am On Jul 31, 2019
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This idiotic Shehu has started from where lie Mohammed left off since his grand children started asking him why they call him liar Mohammed.
Crime › Re: Edo: Dead Body Of A Pregnant Woman Found Beside A Football Pitch by AmazingELixir: 9:03am On Jul 31, 2019
Chai.. shocked shocked shocked


"There were conflicting accounts of how the woman died, with one saying she was first sighted alive at WAEC Junction, where she was bleeding from her nose and barely conscious. Another account had it that she was carried from an unknown spot where she died and dumped beside the field."


I can relate with the bolded if the guys in question did not relocate the corpse Police for dhan see food chop by arresting everyone within sight...official criminals.
Politics › Re: Uduak Godwin Nseobot 'King Pele' Strips A Woman Nude On His Wedding Day by AmazingELixir: 7:00pm On Jul 30, 2019
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Crime › Re: Prisoners In Brazil Captured Playing Football With Heads Of Dead Rivals(graphic) by AmazingELixir: 6:26pm On Jul 30, 2019
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Ehnn!...how Afonja dem carry operations enter Brazil..?

Education › Re: 8-Year-Old Zamfara Girl Who Walks 2KM Every Morning To School by AmazingELixir: 6:10pm On Jul 30, 2019
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Ok,


My pipu don't worry yourselves thinking about the plight of the little...before she's thirteen she'll be married off to some old man somewhere in her zone....if I'm lying ask former Zamfara governor turned senator, Gov.senator Ahmed Sani Yerima..HoD, CFR, GCON, EFCC, SAN, SHARIA...ETC
Crime › Re: Emma Aispuro Coronel, El Chapo Wife On Vacation In Venice, Husband Rots In Jail by AmazingELixir: 9:22am On Jul 30, 2019
Jabioro:
Hmmmm Life instead of her to go on low key life she decided to raised bar.." Nothing do me " altitude.Another man must blow the kpekus life must continue even without you reading my foolishness comment.Just becareful in all and all of your deeds,with , without me the world will move on.No one can stop the Earth from revolving.( The Earth rotate) according to elementary Geography.
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What is diswan capping about bikonu...this gibberish you posted draws similarity with those 3 prisoners that killed themselves.
Career › Re: Meet Adaobi Nwosu, The Most Beautiful Police Officer In Nigeria (pics) by AmazingELixir: 9:18pm On Jul 29, 2019
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There can never be anything beautiful about the police not even looks...if she like make she fyn like Rihanna solong as na police she is ugly QED.
Education › A Massive Asteroid Got Extremely Close To Earth And Scientists Didn't Know Until by AmazingELixir(op): 6:39pm On Jul 29, 2019
A Massive Asteroid Got Extremely Close To Earth And Scientists Didn't Know Until It Was Only Days Away



The 427-foot-wide asteroid got within 45,000 miles of Earth last week.

Too Close For Comfort

With all of the high tech at NASA's disposal, you would think that they would have noticed a 427-foot-wide asteroid barreling towards Earth, but sometimes things slip past their watch. On Friday, the massive asteroid, now named 2019 OK, got within 45,000 miles of Earth as it passed.

While that might seem like an astronomical number, that's only 20% of the distance between the Earth and the moon, so in universal terms, that qualifies as a pretty narrow miss.

A "City-Killer" Asteroid

2019 OK is classified as a "city killer" asteroid, which can hit Earth with the force of multiple nuclear bombs and could destroy entire cities. While NASA and other agencies have technology to track objects like this, there isn't enough funding to observe every single one. NASA manages to track less than one third of the major asteroids.

How Did They Miss This?

Research teams in Brazil and the US only noticed 2019 OK about a week before it passed, long after the time needed to do anything to deflect or destroy it if Earth was in its path.

Australian astronomer Alan Duffy encouraged the world's governments to take threats like this serious and boost astronomer's funding in order to avoid a catastrophic event.

"We don't have to go the way of the dinosaurs. We actually have the technology to find and deflect certainly these smaller asteroids if we commit to it now."


Because this is 2019 and the world seems to be on fire anyway, Twitter of course had jokes about the asteroid. Why grapple with the seemingly random void of space when you can meme it online instead?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Boris Johnson And Girlfriend, Carrie Symonds Move Into Downing Street by AmazingELixir: 6:26pm On Jul 29, 2019
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Diju say girlfriend....white pipu no get problem...I'm just imagining what would have become of him if this happened in Nigeria
Celebrities › Re: 6-Year-Old South Korean Youtube Star, Boram Buys $8 Million 5-Storey Property by AmazingELixir: 6:21pm On Jul 29, 2019
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Are you kidding me...and I'm yet to complete my duplex 3 years after...
Politics › Re: LCC Patrol Van Knocks Down Nursing Mother, Kills Baby (Graphic Photo) by AmazingELixir: 6:05pm On Jul 29, 2019
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Choi !

Meanwhile op what is Switzerland doing in that post... huh
Sports › Re: Ganduje, Deputy Governors Take Cover, As Police Teargas Fans After Aiteo Game by AmazingELixir: 10:35am On Jul 29, 2019
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Ok tears of joy for winning the Aiteo cup was replaced by tears of anguish from tear gas....what an irony ....would have loved to see Gandollar fleeing..
Crime › Re: Maiduguri: Death toll in Boko Haram attack at funeral up to sixty-five by AmazingELixir: 10:46pm On Jul 28, 2019
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And this same state ravaged by insurgency was able to rake in massive votes for the herdsman in Aso Rock..

Ok ooh...

Can someone please explain to me what boko haram aims to achieve by killing their fellow head slammers attending a burial, there are no more iyanmiri according to them ...they are now turning on their own kinds...

Whose says the intercessions from the various prayer houses down south ain't working.
TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija: Thelma Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother Naija House by AmazingELixir: 10:32pm On Jul 28, 2019
Ok

End of a quest she is now liberated from the captivity they call BBN house and set loose to another captivity condemned to Nextlevel things...

Thelma welcome to reality where you'll have to work to eat, endure nextlevel power supply and if you are lucky avoid crossing paths with non uniformed and uniformed (SARS/POLICE) criminals.... lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Ministerial nominees: Why Buhari dropped Dambazau, Kachikwu, Anwukah, others by AmazingELixir: 8:39pm On Jul 28, 2019
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I don't know for others but I sha know he dropped Ibe Kachukwu because he feels intimidated by his junior minister's cerebral capacity....Buhari doesn't like direct contacts with intelligent guys.
Crime › Re: 2 Men Murder Their Lagos Landlord, Rob Him Of His Vehicle, Arrested (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 8:29pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Politics › Re: Don Unachukwu Commissions Surface Incinerator In Idemili South LGA by AmazingELixir: 8:26pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Ehnn you say commission wetin

Politics › Re: South East Governors Meet, Decide On Issues Affecting The Zone (full Report) by AmazingELixir: 8:23pm On Jul 28, 2019
SLAP44:
I can now beat my chest and say we now have leaders that are forward looking and can protect our interests.

South East is moving in the right direction and there's nothing anyone can do to derail us.

Long live Igboland!
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Are you a gorilla that beats its chest at any opportunity offered?
Sports › Re: National Basketball Team Sleep Out In The Cold Ahead Of FIBA Afrocan Mali -photo by AmazingELixir: 8:09pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Make cold finish dem there after a disappointing tournament performance
TV/Movies › Re: #bbnaija: Nelson Has Been Evicted From The Big Brother House by AmazingELixir: 8:00pm On Jul 28, 2019
huh

Who is he....is he related to Mandela..?
Politics › Re: The Great Grand Plan To Cheat Sen. Akpabio…how PDP Major Witness Unraveled Plot! by AmazingELixir: 7:01pm On Jul 28, 2019
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Akpabio and his media goons...the man has lost allow him enjoy his ministerial compensation in peace nau..
Travel › Re: Owerri Flooded, Vehicles Submerged, Traders Flee (Photo) by AmazingELixir: 5:29pm On Jul 28, 2019
PapaNnamdi:
When you dream to be like lagos
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...and in your dementia you think Lagos is any better....come to Lekki and see flooding people even fish in their compound during the raining season

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